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#414 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
vekla-marina is great
#413 - mangioluingi (06/11/2014) [-]
It's good to see you still visit every now and again...
#411 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
i`m laura from kozma and i`m fool mirage go to marina
User avatar #412 to #411 - javis (03/07/2014) [-]
wat?
#410 - anonymous (03/01/2014) [-]
HOW ARE SO HAPPY AND CUTE
User avatar #396 - ryanfitzy (02/03/2013) [-]
Can I trade you some cool items?
#395 - javis (02/03/2013) [-]
**javis rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at No Shame At All **
#389 - rhonin (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if you remember our encounter, well it was sort of a rp.    
   
I was that flametheburner guy, not sure if you remember. But I loved talking to you and I just now remembered you again. So, friends?
I'm not sure if you remember our encounter, well it was sort of a rp.

I was that flametheburner guy, not sure if you remember. But I loved talking to you and I just now remembered you again. So, friends?
#390 to #389 - javis (01/17/2013) [-]
Yeah I think we were talking about mascots right?
#391 to #390 - rhonin (01/17/2013) [-]
Definitely, I'm not sure what mascot I had at that time. I have different assortments of them now, known that I really rp with. Or I haven't really done an rp in a long time. Actually the character that I showed you along time ago, has kind of evolved. Finding an actual artist for my comic I've changed his whole looks. As soon as my artist completes the first panel you'll be able to see him probably. But I think I like using Kisuke the most out of all my mascots, because I feel like a stoner with him.    
   
So in the time we haven't talked, how has it been?
Definitely, I'm not sure what mascot I had at that time. I have different assortments of them now, known that I really rp with. Or I haven't really done an rp in a long time. Actually the character that I showed you along time ago, has kind of evolved. Finding an actual artist for my comic I've changed his whole looks. As soon as my artist completes the first panel you'll be able to see him probably. But I think I like using Kisuke the most out of all my mascots, because I feel like a stoner with him.

So in the time we haven't talked, how has it been?
#392 to #391 - javis (01/17/2013) [-]
Great speaking of Comic Strips I've got back into a web comic that I haven't seen in years because of some faulty things with the web site and my computer. It's called The World Of Vicky Fox
#393 to #392 - rhonin (01/17/2013) [-]
Tis very interesting my friend, I think I remember seeing something like that once. I'll definitely have to check it out sometime.

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Also, here is the cover for our comic if you're interested, we should have the first panel up.... In a week? Or just like maybe on monday. Also, I'm thinking of what it was that I said I was in the roleplay. I'm thinking a god or something, speaking of rps if you want to do one I feel like we should some time. Or we could do it now if that's a better time for you.
User avatar #394 to #393 - javis (01/17/2013) [-]
I've sent you my skype name if you have one.
#386 - sabatron (01/06/2013) [-]
>Telling me there's R34 of my favorite character from Aladdin TAS
>No porn in sight

**** you
#388 to #386 - javis (01/06/2013) [-]
Look at the Mature content above but here's a good site

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#382 - lordbutthurt (01/02/2013) [-]
Found you something.
User avatar #384 to #382 - javis (01/02/2013) [-]
I'm going to invert it and make it a Roll check em'
User avatar #385 to #384 - lordbutthurt (01/02/2013) [-]
Nice idea.
#383 to #382 - javis (01/02/2013) [-]
You never cease to amaze me.
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User avatar #374 to #373 - javis (10/04/2012) [-]
I don't even know the purpose of these items
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#376 to #375 - javis (10/04/2012) [-]
and I think I gave you all of my **** .....
User avatar #354 - silverspoonbrony (08/21/2012) [-]
hi javis
User avatar #355 to #354 - javis (08/22/2012) [-]
hey what's up?
User avatar #356 to #355 - silverspoonbrony (08/22/2012) [-]
I haven't seen you around

I liked your little cat lady from aladdin posts
#357 to #356 - javis (08/22/2012) [-]
We were busy and we kinda strayed away from the thread.
#358 to #357 - silverspoonbrony (08/22/2012) [-]
what have you been up to?

if you don't mind me asking
#359 to #358 - javis (08/22/2012) [-]
New kitten!
#360 to #359 - silverspoonbrony (08/22/2012) [-]
I got 5 new kittens :D
#361 to #360 - javis (08/22/2012) [-]
Yes well her name's Lupa and very adoraburr
#363 to #362 - javis (08/22/2012) [-]
She likes cuddles
#364 to #363 - silverspoonbrony (08/22/2012) [-]
dont the claws hurt?
#365 to #364 - javis (08/22/2012) [-]
Yes razor sharp and last week she saw my friend's pull string on his jumper and she climbs up his leg.
User avatar #366 to #365 - silverspoonbrony (08/22/2012) [-]
the kittens I have climb on me too :|
User avatar #367 to #366 - javis (08/22/2012) [-]
She's 4 months and tomorrow her shots are due
User avatar #368 to #367 - silverspoonbrony (08/22/2012) [-]
mine are only about 2 months now
#348 - daniboyi ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #346 - seekay (05/15/2012) [-]
Nignig
#344 - walcorn (05/15/2012) [-]
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#321 - lolmonade (04/04/2012) [-]
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#322 to #351 - javis (04/04/2012) [-]
..........Mirage where's my condoms?!

"Third draw on the right bedside like always."
#300 - necrolaugh (04/01/2012) [-]
hey just wondering what was with that conversation we had on the thread
#301 to #330 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
**** I don't know, I just was fishing for someone to talk too.
User avatar #302 to #331 - necrolaugh (04/01/2012) [-]
i cant blame ya

im kinda high and i cant sleep
that and i had to listen to some dubstep,to hear some WUB WUB
#303 to #332 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
nice
nice

User avatar #305 to #334 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
I was watching Judge Judy while listening to that....Makes her look 10X badass
#306 to #335 - necrolaugh (04/01/2012) [-]
haha
nice
i love to listen to it when im playing borderlands
cant wait for the 2nd to come out
User avatar #307 to #336 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
And it was a chase about a pot cookie
#309 to #338 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
I know some dude gave this African guy a pot laced cookie and he's suing the guy.
#310 to #339 - necrolaugh (04/01/2012) [-]
really
damn thats messed up
(well of course i do)
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#311 to #340 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
Stoner spike is best pony
#313 to #342 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
I just found out MLP FIM season 1 is coming out on DVD in Australia on June 20th!

#315 to #344 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
Volume one and two and volume one comes in a collector's box!
Volume one and two and volume one comes in a collector's box!
User avatar #317 to #346 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
So where are you stationed?
User avatar #318 to #347 - necrolaugh (04/01/2012) [-]
delta why do you ask
User avatar #319 to #348 - javis (04/01/2012) [-]
I mean country and just curious. I'm Australian
#320 to #349 - necrolaugh (04/01/2012) [-]
im american


User avatar #277 - javis (01/21/2012) [-]
Al: Aaargh!....aaaaargh!.....Uh......Huh? You feel so...Soft and I can hear your heart beating, so soothing..... It's so peaceful.....*He inhales and exhales with a sigh.*
Nina: Therrre you go, Breath my sweet, breath. You are my Master and I am your spirit animal.
Al: Wow my very own spirit animal, this is so weird...... I have a Nine Tailed Fox, but why and how come I feel this peaceful sitting here with you holding me? It's almost to calming.
Nina Nuzzling him: Foxes are known to be cunning, wise, passionate and intense, At lot like you and this sense of euphoria you're feeling right now is my special talent, you use your body to bring peace to tortured women, some even with plans of world domination, that mentality you have manifested in me and now it's one of my powers.
Ember walks in: Yo Al, are you alright? You were yelling and hollering........ *He seens Al and Nina sitting in the corner.* Why is you head in between some Fox's boobs?..... You didn't, you asshole! You would do something like this to Aura? She loved you man and she's one of my dearest friends, I don't care if I'm not in my pony form, I'm kicking your ass! *Nina's eyes locks onto Ember, she gets up and lunged at him, she drags him down and hugs him like she was doing with Al.* Get off me you floozy! I will...... End..... I.... I...Feel kinda good......Mommy?.......Mommy you've came back to me!...... *He tears up and whimpers.*
Al: Uh... Ember?
Nina: Sssh, sssh it's OK *To Al.* Master please.... This boy needs this.
Ember:......Mom.....I'm so sorry for,,,,,
Nina mimicking Flare's voice: No sweetie, it's not your fault, it was never your fault..... Ember can you do something for me?
Ember sniffles: Yes mother I would do anything for you.
Nina: Can you take it easy on Al, he loves Aura and he always will, can you do that for me? *Ember nods, *Nina holds a tissue to his nose.* Good boy, now blow. *Ember blows his nose.*,,,,,I have to go now sweetie......And remember I will always love you...
User avatar #278 to #306 - javis (01/21/2012) [-]
Ember: No Mommy.... Don't leave me again...... I love you!
Nina: I can't stay sweetie.... you don't need me any more..
Ember: No Mom that's not true, why are you being so mean?
Nina: I'm not being mean, I could never be mean to you..... My you have grown, you're not the little filly I used to tuck in at night, I've watched you up in heaven, Summer seems like a very nice girl... She has taken over my job very well.
Ember: She is nice isn't she?
Nina: Now sweetie this might sound a little odd and confusing but, that Fox Lady is Al's spirit animal and she's a means well, she would never cheat on anyone or become a tool of cheating, I've met her and she has a power of bringing inner peace within tortured souls, so I asked her to hug you and let me talk to you, through creating an image of me, and letting me talk to you through her body.... *Tear dropped on Ember.* ....I just wanted to talk to you one more time without interruptions..... I love you sweetie.
Ember:....I....I think I understand......And I love you to mother,
Nina: That's my boy......Now eat your oats, count to ten whenever you feel angry unless it's to much then take it out on a pillow or a soft thing, mind your manners and talk to your Father, he might seem stern and wined up tight, but he still loves you.... I will always be next to you, even when you are on your own, I'll be there
Ember: Thanks Mom and I will, I promise.
Nina: I know I can trust you, I must go now, goodbye my Ember, I love you.
Ember: I love you to mother.. *The image of Flare slowly fades away to show Nina, looking down at him.* ......You... You made me so happy. *He squeezes Nina tightly.* Thank you!
#279 to #307 - javis (01/22/2012) [-]
Nina: I've met your Mother back in the spirit world, such a beautiful mare, with hair brighter then then sun, My name is Nina, I am an enlightened being of piece and I have wondered across this world, soothing tortured souls with my mother like cuddle and pillow like breats accompanied by the melody of my heart beat, your mother approached me right before my descent into the living world and requested for me to find you, in return she would tell me Al's plans for his Cousin, so I gave her my word and my word is always good.
Al: So, Nina.....Do you have a weapon of choice?
Nina: Weapon of choice?...... Oh yes, indeed I do, but keep in mind, in some cases some Spirits don't have weaponry attached to them.
Al: I guess I'm one of the lucky ones then.
Nina: Fare from it my love, only true warriors are graced with weapon based spirits.
Ember: Like Paul and Yuki his Snow Leopard Katana?
Nina: Exactly Ember, but in my case I am a Nine Tailed Fox with Electricity and mystical powers, a silver tongue and I'm My master's Valentine. *She turns into a long sword, Ember who was leaning Nina earlier falls over on top of it, he quickly gets up.*
Ember: Whoa! the hell?
Al walks up to the Sword: It's a Sword (Hur der.) *He turns to Ember and checks his back.* You alright bro, luckily that sword didn't pierce you. *He looks down, picks up the sword and inspects it.
Ember stretching out: That wasn't very nice, at least she could do is warn me.
Al handling the sword: Interesting this blade is The Sword Of Angelus, just look at the make of it, not an imperfection on it.
Ember: You sure do sound like you know your weaponry.
Al: Being a globe trotter like myself, you find interesting people, like over in Japan, I made a friend with a sword crafter, he taught me every thing.
Ember: Wow.
Al: Aaaand also it helps to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer, because this sword was on it.
Ember: But why did she call herself your Valentine? *The sword collapses into a whip like object.
Al: A video game.
User avatar #280 to #308 - javis (01/23/2012) [-]
Ember: A Video game?
Al: Eeeeyup, in a game called Soul Calibur, woman by the name of Ivy Valentine had a sword of the same name, which collapses into a whip.
Ember: Freaky
*The snake like sword slowly wraps itself around Al and turns back into Nina behind Al with her arms, left leg and tails wrapped around him, playfully nibbling his ear.* Nina: Nnnnmmmm, nummy I've been waiting to taste my Master's flesh.
Al chuckles whimsically: Hehe haha stop that tickles.
Nina: Mmmm-mmmhaha nnnnno and no one's gonna stop me.
Acion entering the room: Hey something sounds fun in here........ Blaaaaade! Who is she and why is she chewing on your ear?!
Ember running to Acion: Stop Acion it's not what it seems, she's Al's Spirit Animal.
Acion pointing at Nina: You Fox, is this the truth?
Nina: Yes the words he speaks is true, I am Alucard "Blade" Andrews' pet and please don't get me wrong, I do love my Master but.....*A tear drops from her face and lands onto Al's chest.* It is illegal for a spirit and her master to be anything more then partners.... Your daughter is save, I wont take him.
Acion:.......*He walks up to Nina asking her calmly.* How....Do you know my Aura?
Nina: I've been watching my Master from above since birth and I am proud of your Aura, she was his saving grace, he might have had one of the most evil villianess come up to him and told him that, the night that they have coitus, changed her point of view, enlightened my Master but your daughter done the same but ten fold and..... *she chokes up.* I felt every single bit of what he felt that night..... He met Aura...
Acion hugs her: I can relate, when I met my wife.... Ma'am I am so sorry I jumped to conclusions.
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