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Date Signed Up:6/13/2012
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#38 - Oh, cool 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#36 - **jasoncreed used "*roll rpg race*"** **jasoncreed rolls hu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
User avatar #38 - jasoncreed (03/28/2015) [-]
Oh, cool
#33 - **jasoncreed used "*roll rpg name*"** **jasoncreed rolls Ireana**  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
User avatar #36 - jasoncreed (03/28/2015) [-]
**jasoncreed used "*roll rpg race*"**
**jasoncreed rolls human-elf (half elf)**
User avatar #38 - jasoncreed (03/28/2015) [-]
Oh, cool
#40 - It started when i was 12, now i'm 20 and i got over it, you ca… 03/28/2015 on Shit. 0
#1 - Same situation, tried to kill myself too, just wait and get di…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Shit. +2
User avatar #2 - tankijay (03/28/2015) [-]
I've been trying for years man, I cant fucking do it anymore.
User avatar #40 - jasoncreed (03/28/2015) [-]
It started when i was 12, now i'm 20 and i got over it, you can do it too, just keep on trying, distract yourself with music, but please don't listen to sad songs, one of the bands that helped me was Belle and Sebastian, i don't know if it will help you too but give it a shot.
#33 - Hi, i'm actually starting GTA Online and nobody seems to join …  [+] (43 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Advanced Drive-by 0
User avatar #86 - thestooges (03/27/2015) [-]
good album
#83 - thatsnumberwang (03/27/2015) [-]
Siamese Dream
User avatar #36 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
If there's a 30 or below level, you'll most likely fail.
User avatar #101 - brokentrucker (03/27/2015) [-]
**If there's *someone you don't know or below level, you'll most likely fail.

second run through of heists, four more missions until criminal mastermind. Already done the mil for all with the same crew, now 11 mil for all in order, same crew, and no death.
User avatar #37 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
I dont trust anyone anymore... I was doing the finale of the prison break heist with a level 150, 205 and 270 and we failed 3 time due to their fuckups before i gave up.
User avatar #92 - euskippy (03/27/2015) [-]
YOu are whats wrong with the Heists. Everyone gives up too early. I've had people give up after 3 tries when we're still learning the set-up/finale. Its stupid. Maybe after 20 tries, sure. But 3? Damn nigga, shit happens sometimes.
User avatar #113 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
fuck you man. After 3 tries with 3 high level people on my team who did the same fucking thing every try, i was ready to fucking quit. It wasnt that they were still learning, it was that they were too damn stupid to learn.

that heist was simple as fuck, it's not my fault people are incompetent
User avatar #114 - euskippy (03/27/2015) [-]
As a guy who does nothing but host Heists, nothing infuriates me more than people who quit after 2/3 tries and force me to wait another 20/30 minutes for players just because they can't be arsed.
User avatar #115 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
As another guy who does nothing but host heist, It pisses me off to fail the same way over and over again because people can't figure out how to complete a simple mission and wont listen to anything I say, yet they still expect a cut that's higher than the default...
User avatar #116 - euskippy (03/27/2015) [-]
I'd rather retry more than 3 times than fuck about waiting. At least I get to fucking play the game that way.
User avatar #117 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
I'd rather wait another 20 minutes to find a pilot who isn't dumb enough to fly in a straight line in the opposite direction of the demo man, making him unable to catch up. That guy got shot down 3 times in a row, doing the same exact thing.

I waited 20 minutes, found a different crew, and beat it on second try with them.
User avatar #102 - brokentrucker (03/27/2015) [-]
If it takes you 20 tries, you suck. Plain and simple. I'm not that great at games, but GTA is fucking easy, especially VS AI.
User avatar #103 - euskippy (03/27/2015) [-]
I agree it is. But not everyone finds it that simple and even then, shit does happen that you can't account for.
User avatar #104 - brokentrucker (03/27/2015) [-]
I am aware. The AI is very much terminator bullshit level most of the time, though toned massively back for hists.

But, 20 tries? I think the most my crew ever got was like...7 on the final heist, and that's just because we were fucking up the final jump, repeatedly.
User avatar #109 - euskippy (03/27/2015) [-]
I was just exaggerating a number out my arse when I said 20
User avatar #110 - brokentrucker (03/27/2015) [-]
Don't do that. Your arse can't handle such big numbers
User avatar #75 - hopporto (03/27/2015) [-]
Was it just me, or was the humane labs one pretty easy?
User avatar #77 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
not sure, I've only played the humane labs on one mission, and all of my crew sucked. Never completed it.

I'm sure its easy with a decent crew though
User avatar #78 - hopporto (03/27/2015) [-]
Like we only died once, and that was only because the fuggin chopper pilot broke the blades when we picked the ground team up.
User avatar #79 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
I wish i had your luck. I finally completed my prison break heist.... it only took me about 9 tries...
User avatar #61 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
Even i nearly failed at it, thank goodness for ducking behind a car and immediately eating the snacks.
User avatar #48 - thisxshitxisxhard (03/27/2015) [-]
ha i had to do that hiest 8 times before we passed im surprised the others stuck together hey did you figure out how to walk throgh the prison there was always a black guard with a shotgun that kept shooting me on sight
User avatar #64 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
so far i'm at 5 attempts, and only one of them was my fault although i was the pilot and the only reason i crashed was because it was taking so damn long for the ground team to finish their objective because one of them died
User avatar #38 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
I played it with a level 13 as the pilot, but since i'm good with planes i was the demolition, and right at the end the little shit just kept flying instead of jumping out, so we failed due to the fuckups of a low level
User avatar #39 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
I was demo too, the idiot pilot kept flying in the opposite direction of me. I couldn't get close enough to see the jets, let alone shoot them.
User avatar #40 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
That's why i flew over to the guy while he swerved around, surprisingly he didn't fail that part, and eventually i got used to the chopper
User avatar #41 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
If only my pilot was smart enough to at least figure that part out...
User avatar #42 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, but now that i bought my own high end apartment so i gotta hope they don't fuck up for me, i need to play with trustworthy people
User avatar #43 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, prison break cost me 40 grand. I'm just glad you can retry it as many times as you want, but i'm almost getting to the point of not wanting to do the mission anymore since i can't seem to find any competent players
User avatar #44 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
I'd be willing to do it with ya, i'm not the best player but i can be demolition.
Personally i think they should let you do a 2-4 player thing type of deal, or lives because people are definitely going to fuck up.
User avatar #49 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
If you play on xbox one, im down
User avatar #50 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
Nope, i play on ps3, looking forward to getting it on pc
User avatar #51 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
I wish my pc was good enough to run it... I want mods! haha

Anyways, good luck finding some good crewmates! too bad we can't play together
User avatar #52 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
All i have to do is upgrade my ram, then i'd be good to run it, maybe get slight lag here and there but it'd be alright
User avatar #53 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
My dumbass let my fiance convince me to buy an hp all in one touchscreen... It's a good computer for what I paid for it, and it runs minecraft no problem, even with some heavy modpacks. However, there's no way i can play gta 5 on it... especially with mods.

I'm hardly competent enough to try and upgrade a tower myself, so i definitely dont want to fuck with this thing.
User avatar #55 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
My dads friend who's amazing with building computers helped me build an awesome one for $600 and it works great
User avatar #56 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
Nice, i wish i would have asked my uncle to help me build one instead of buying this, He's built a ton of computers, and he's one of the top IT guys at the Phoenix childrens hospital. I might ask him to help me upgrade this in the future, but for now it does what i need it to do and i just spent a small fortune on this xbox haha
User avatar #57 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
Haha, well i wish the best of luck with your pc building, i hope that guy knows how to make a quality gaming computer Which i'm sure he does know how to do
User avatar #58 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
Thanks man, that was a good chat. Good luck with your heists!
User avatar #59 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
I'll probably give up after prison break, the one after that is way too hard to do.
User avatar #60 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
It's possible, you just have to find some good players preferably with mics
User avatar #46 - TigerShark (03/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, that would be nice. Just a warning, it may take forever to complete the setup missions. Nobody ever joins them because they just want to do the final mission and get paid. It took me three days to do all the setups...
User avatar #47 - itskennyandjosh (03/27/2015) [-]
That's why i liked the fleeca bank heist, i had a good friend do it with me
#21 - Dude you're -tumblr- angry, the wrong kind of angry... 03/25/2015 on This piece of shit +1
#9 - Can we fart instead? 03/25/2015 on Trigger warning 0
#324 - Would you kindly gift me the Dead Space 3? I've never finished… 03/22/2015 on Giving Back 0
#789 - Well my first name is Jason and a friend of mine likes Creed b… 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username +1

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