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Date Signed Up:5/17/2011
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Hi. I enjoy spending long sleepless nights curled up on my bed, crying in the fetal position. I then drown my sorrows in mountain dew and talking to my imaginary friends.

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#6 - I would destroy Kitty's kitty. 07/04/2014 on Up All Night To Get Lucky +1
#65 - Was this along with the post of the large mallet with a scope on it? 07/04/2014 on Cry with me FJ 0
#4 - I have no recollection of ever posting that comment. I'm addin… 01/06/2014 on Im Sorry Grandpa. +1
#28 - Farcry tactics. Nice. 11/02/2013 on Look a title +1
#61 - You, you turn into a douchebag?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Justice -6
User avatar #66 - ihatem (11/02/2013) [-]
Since when was Billy Ray Cyrus a douchebag?
If he saw your comment it'd break his heart. His achey-breaky heart.
#34 - that'sthejoke.jpg 09/06/2013 on viva-la-anonymous-goo-doo-voo 0
#295 - But by God had it been a black man killing a little white boy …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on The truth.. 0
User avatar #296 - ilovemyguns (07/17/2013) [-]
Treyvon wasn't a little black boy, he was practically a grown man. He was 17, and looked about 19-20. If I saw a grown black man shoot a white punk who had gang related violence on his record in self defense, I wouldn't blink twice for that grown black man to be free. Stop making this about race, it's not. Zimmerman worked with black kids through programs, let minorities in to his home, worked with black kids for education after those programs ended, took a black girl to his high school prom... Does that sound like a racist? No, it sounds like a respectful person shooting some punk, regardless of race.

If it had been some black guy killing a white guy you wouldn't give two shits. Look at Detroit, Chicaco in general, LA and a large part of California. Black and black crimes aren't a big deal, and black on white crimes mean nothing, but when a white guy shoots a black guy, it's instantly a fucking racial issue. Get your head out of your god damn ass.
#294 - ************* thank you. 07/16/2013 on The truth.. 0
#192 - Ready for your ******* rage. I'm sorry, …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/14/2013 on The truth.. -7
#298 - dogooder (07/21/2013) [-]
I am Mr. Billy Fucking Badass.
STFU
#254 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
You're going to be my friend.
User avatar #195 - ilovemyguns (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I forgot setting up an attack on someone instead of just going home was grounds for not being shot to death. It was premeditated. He also was told to keep an eye out until law enforcement arrived. Quit being such a liberal cock sucker, we all know nobody here would have ever heard about this, nor known about it, if zimmerman wasn't white looking.
User avatar #295 - japfapper (07/16/2013) [-]
But by God had it been a black man killing a little white boy you'd be all for the black man hanging.
User avatar #296 - ilovemyguns (07/17/2013) [-]
Treyvon wasn't a little black boy, he was practically a grown man. He was 17, and looked about 19-20. If I saw a grown black man shoot a white punk who had gang related violence on his record in self defense, I wouldn't blink twice for that grown black man to be free. Stop making this about race, it's not. Zimmerman worked with black kids through programs, let minorities in to his home, worked with black kids for education after those programs ended, took a black girl to his high school prom... Does that sound like a racist? No, it sounds like a respectful person shooting some punk, regardless of race.

If it had been some black guy killing a white guy you wouldn't give two shits. Look at Detroit, Chicaco in general, LA and a large part of California. Black and black crimes aren't a big deal, and black on white crimes mean nothing, but when a white guy shoots a black guy, it's instantly a fucking racial issue. Get your head out of your god damn ass.
User avatar #267 - sanguinesolitude (07/14/2013) [-]
martin walked away from a strange older man following him at night, that man continued following. He ran away from his pursuer, who he likely thought was intent on harming him since why would a 30 year old man be chasing you at night, and zimmerman gave chase. At some point he turned and attacked zimmerman, who got his ass beat at which point he shot the kid.

Sad and pointless, and while Zimmerman may be free of legal guilt, he is entirely to blame for the death of a young man. I still dont get how you are allowed to use deadly force against someone in a fist fight anyways.
User avatar #294 - japfapper (07/16/2013) [-]
Motherfucking thank you.
User avatar #271 - ilovemyguns (07/14/2013) [-]
I forgot how hard it must be for a healthy young 17 year old to outrun an overweight mexican.
User avatar #272 - sanguinesolitude (07/14/2013) [-]
my point being if some older man was chasing me at night at some point i might stop running and fight him, and i dont think he should just be allowed to shoot the person.


I dont really care, they both seem like shitty people. It just seems like if i follow your kids around and you punch me in the face and i shoot you, i somehow am justified in killing you. The worst that was going to happen to Zimmerman was he would be knocked out, and he killed the kid who he had instigated into fearing for his life. If anyone should have been afraid it was the person being followed, not the smug cunt with a gun in his pocket.
User avatar #274 - ilovemyguns (07/14/2013) [-]
"instigated in fear of his life"
No, you run when you fear for his life. Treyvon could have gone straight home and never been killed, and instead he tried to fight zimmerman. And you don't know the worst that would have happened to Zimmerman is, he could have very well been killed, and treyvon could have very well kept slamming his head in to the concrete until he was dead. Not only that, but let me try to challenge your idea.

A tiger is following you, you are unarmed and it is armed with claws. You don't know what the tiger might do, even if the tiger is bigger than you. Instead of going home, you decide to turn around and start fighting the tiger. The tiger dies because your dumb ass tried to fight it. It could be a lion, tiger, bear, wolf, I don't care. You decided to turn around and fight it. Also, none of the animals tried to fight you at first, just wanted to know what you were doing.
User avatar #275 - ilovemyguns (07/14/2013) [-]
Sorry, I meant the tiger kills you because you tried to fight it.
User avatar #277 - sanguinesolitude (07/14/2013) [-]
we just know so little about the situation. They both were in the wrong, martin put some small cuts on the back of Zimmerman's head, and Zimmerman shot him in the heart. If Martin had run home he would have been alive, if Zimmerman just called the police and went back home himself he would also be alive. Its just a sad stupid situation all around.

Perhaps while being followed by the tiger you start to run out of breath, do you keep running so it catches up to you while you are exhausted, or try to fight it on your own terms knowing you might not escape otherwise.

#88 - You bring much honor to our people. 06/27/2013 on Seppukat 0

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User avatar #16 - gmaxx (09/11/2011) [-]
rank 173 on comments??
i'm only 13 000 or something:))
User avatar #17 to #330 - japfapper (09/11/2011) [-]
I've actually been slipping since I don't get on as often with schoolwork to do. My peak was 159 so I got some work to do
User avatar #14 - japfapper (08/31/2011) [-]
**japfapper rolls 14**
User avatar #15 to #14 - japfapper (08/31/2011) [-]
boom. Rolled the comment number. Too bad no one will ever see this.. feels bad man.
#1 - mychemicalfreak (08/13/2011) [-]
YOU.  Are my new best friend.
YOU. Are my new best friend.
User avatar #2 to #1 - japfapper (08/13/2011) [-]
Oh damn! You already had this gif :( I just replied with it earlier..
User avatar #3 to #2 - mychemicalfreak (08/13/2011) [-]
Its okay!
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