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Date Signed Up:5/05/2012
Last Login:11/02/2014
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#115 - Than* 04/23/2014 on Uncle Adolf -1
#50 - Never! 02/28/2014 on Nickelodeon 0
#29 - mfw I'm a girl on the internet  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Nickelodeon 0
#49 - mrfartypants (02/26/2014) [-]
#50 - jakim (02/28/2014) [-]
Never!
User avatar #37 - meringueluka (02/26/2014) [-]
you're a cat?
#32 - pettdavids (02/26/2014) [-]
Tits or GTFO
But really, internet grants gender neutrality, nobody cares who is of which gender
#136 - No, where can I find this law?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2014 on The rudest language on Earth 0
User avatar #137 - moevleboevle (02/14/2014) [-]
I don't know. the book of danish laws?
#194 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #280 - moevleboevle (02/15/2014) [-]
nope. I got it from my history lessons in elementary school, when we had about the wars between DK and SWE
#133 - Source?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/14/2014 on The rudest language on Earth 0
User avatar #135 - moevleboevle (02/14/2014) [-]
you mean the reason the law was made?
User avatar #136 - jakim (02/14/2014) [-]
No, where can I find this law?
User avatar #137 - moevleboevle (02/14/2014) [-]
I don't know. the book of danish laws?
#194 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #280 - moevleboevle (02/15/2014) [-]
nope. I got it from my history lessons in elementary school, when we had about the wars between DK and SWE
#132 - The royal family makes us famous around the world  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on The rudest language on Earth +1
#152 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
Fuck 'em. People always complain about regular people on state-funded welfare programs, yet the BIGGEST FUCKING WELFARE COLLECTORS aka the royal family is robbing us of millions and millions each and every year while dishing out medals to foreign shithead dictators like Ceausescu and Hosni Mubarak (seriously, they did, look it up). Also, how on earth can we see ourselves as "global fighters for human rights" while having people in out country with different legal and social rights from the rest of us, simply because of their family ties? Why is this even part of our constitution?

In short: Fuck the royal family, they rob and steal from the ordinary citizens and they are in bed with some of the worst crooks of the world.
#164 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
They do however serve as an representation of our country, so that we dont have to sent anyone who matters to do shit.
#41 - Huh? 01/17/2014 on What I learned on FJ today... +1
#1032 - Picture related - my dog.. "Draw me like one of … 01/14/2014 on me and my dog when no one... 0
#230 - Another awesome dog (mine, obviosly) - He is just the best lit…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on I am not a stray +2
User avatar #272 - backupclover (06/13/2013) [-]
D'aaaawwww. He looks adorable dude, hope he's going to be a great dog.
#56 - Oh yes, yes it is 05/07/2013 on Wine Tasting +10
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User avatar #6 - karvarausku (04/05/2013) [-]
It's honestly a true story... I miss that little fellow...
#7 to #6 - jakim (04/05/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for your loss.. It's so painful to "give up" a beloved pet... And in your case, it's even worse. I can't sympatize with your ex in this case. It's an innocent, living creature she throwed away
I feel sorry for your loss.. It's so painful to "give up" a beloved pet... And in your case, it's even worse. I can't sympatize with your ex in this case. It's an innocent, living creature she throwed away
User avatar #8 to #7 - karvarausku (04/05/2013) [-]
At least I know that she doesn't have her anymore and that's good for me.
She never took her out or played with her, when I got home in vacations she was always screaming at her like it would be her fault that she was forced to crap inside (because no one took her ever out besides from me)
User avatar #12 to #8 - jakim (04/06/2013) [-]
Poor dog :( I'm glad she okay and safe now! :)
#9 to #8 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
Cause he was a married person/ stop with funny junk crap!! You were involved married man/ lied to him/ moved in my neighborhood thinking he wood leave play daddy- puppy ******** $$$ u poison this dog DNA yell Truth $$$ watchers have u names 8-10 years my torment u killing husband
User avatar #11 to #9 - karvarausku (04/05/2013) [-]
Now I have no clue what you are talking... troll?
User avatar #1 - twi (03/05/2013) [-]
I touch myself to you
#2 to #1 - jakim (03/05/2013) [-]
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#4 to #3 - jakim (03/05/2013) [-]
No, I didn't see that coming at all!
No, I didn't see that coming at all!
#10 to #4 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
You trapped him/ was great grampa/ he told truth/ before u pousened the game/ THE BUSINESS HOUSES$$/ LIESCOULD SEE HER/ U SAID NOPE/ NOW U HAVE DEATH STATES FOSTER CARE DEAL / TELL TRUTH U FAMILY HARASSED WIFE/ WATCH ME NAKED ON TV INTERNET $$$ MAKING $$$$$$$$
#5 to #4 - twi (03/05/2013) [-]
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