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#212 - FU  [+] (13 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Iron Knight +1
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#217 - samdudeman (08/04/2012) [-]
**samdudeman rolls 666** Shut the fuck up and take my trips.
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#258 - crystalakekiler (08/04/2012) [-]
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#255 - TheFixer (08/04/2012) [-]
nice trips
#254 - Metallicock (08/04/2012) [-]
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#232 - littlebigbaby (08/04/2012) [-]
**littlebigbaby rolls 60**
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#222 - youliekmudkipz (08/04/2012) [-]
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#218 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
We're all screwed
#222 - I personally think Ubisoft is one of the few still-going-stron…  [+] (29 new replies) 08/04/2012 on EA +16
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#545 - sidnineonefourtwo (08/04/2012) [-]
ID is fine, they just screwed up with Rage and also this BFG edition bs. For those still upset about the original Doom 3 it was something new and innovative. Doom was never really scary by itself unless you were young while playing it so the fear from Doom 3 was refreshing. I can't complain about Ubisoft as I had many years of enjoyment from their games.
#413 - secretswedenman (08/04/2012) [-]
Pikmin series is AWESOME, it combines puzzling, adventure, action, exploration, and a good plot, not epic, but Okay,
Nintendo makes this series EPIC
#330 - auesis (08/04/2012) [-]
Rockstar, Naughty Dog, Arenanet, Ubisoft and Sony Santa Monica are my kings.
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#329 - theuntitledmeme (08/04/2012) [-]
Bethesda, Valve, Blizzard are good also to name a few.
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#677 - jakerfv (08/04/2012) [-]
But are you really fine with them (Bethesda) releasing a buggy glitched game? Did you know that eventually when the servers for ps3 and xbox go down, you won't be able to update any new software that is probably bug ridden that you might have bought at an old game store (were talking 10 years or so in the future here). Old xbox/PS3 game discs aren't gonna hold any value, just the hard drives are.

Don't get me wrong, I fucking love Bethesda Game Studios, I own all of their games, but i'm worried that it's going to be a lost generation of video games that new people who, have never had a ps3 or xbox will not be able to play unless they re release them.
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#689 - jakerfv (08/04/2012) [-]
And by hard drives I mean that when patch data is stored on them, people can play the games without issue.
#290 - drmrniceguy (08/04/2012) [-]

Also, Splinter Cell Conviction was blasphemy.
#287 - Thehomelessman (08/04/2012) [-]
Naughty Dog, by far one of the best gaming companies ever.
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#313 - thadin (08/04/2012) [-]
I've only played the Jak and Daxter series from them.
I would buy a PS3 again if they made a new one.
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#672 - Thehomelessman (08/04/2012) [-]
Jak and Daxter and Crash Bandicoot were my favorite games when I was growing up. ND has ps3 games too
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#315 - thadin (08/04/2012) [-]
And no, I refuse to acknowledge the lost frontier as a J&D game.
#259 - mrswagly (08/04/2012) [-]
Square Enix still makes fantastic games.
#276 - dtanobo (08/04/2012) [-]
The problem with the KH series is that it had an amazing plot but with all the unnecessary portable console ports, I seriously have nothing for the franchise anymore. It was my favorite game series of all time and now it's pure confusion. I read the plot for KH3D and the ending after the last game I beat was KH Birth by sleep and I don't even..... Overboard isn't even enough to describe it. I can't even play KH3 when it comes out because I have no idea what's going on. /endrant.
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#387 - byakuyakuchiki (08/04/2012) [-]
I kind of agree that at first, it seems like Square Enix fucked up by making countless, "filler games" for the DS, but they actually gave a reason for them in KH 3D. 3D pretty much rescued all of the DS titles by flashbacking to all of them and giving them a purpose in the series.
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#294 - mrswagly (08/04/2012) [-]
Yeah it takes a while to get it all, but in the end it is such a good plot and storyline
#298 - dtanobo (08/04/2012) [-]
I got the plot until re coded. The whole mark of mastery should've been a console game because I'm missing out on a big ass part of the plot. But when the whole 7 lights thing came in? What the fuuuuuuuuuck? and EVERYONE gets a keyblade now. It's not exclusive at all. Sorry for the rant ahah
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#304 - mrswagly (08/04/2012) [-]
If you can't understand it, just take a breather and go over the story again. Wikipedia would probably be a good place to start.
#309 - dtanobo (08/04/2012) [-]
It's more that they shouldn't have so much going on because they wanted to make as much money as possible. I mainly get it, it's just crazy obsurd.
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#319 - mrswagly (08/04/2012) [-]
Money? If they wanted money they'd be aiming to please the masses and make games like Call of Duty ( which I'm not a fan of). They want to make a great game for people who actually appreciate storyline. Sorry if that sounded a bit aggressive.
#346 - dtanobo (08/04/2012) [-]
No worries man, like I'm not trying to take a stab at anyone or the game much because it was my favorite. KH2 is amazing in every way I think and BBS has tonnes of new shit in it. But it's like they new they had die hard fans, so they went and made every possible sequel on every console to get as many people to play their stuff. I'll wait for KH3 to see if the games are worth it.
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#275 - rbrim (08/04/2012) [-]
FFXIII and FFXIII-2 were terrible games after you got over the excitement of them. The combat was dull, usually resulting in just mashing the A/X button to use Auto-Battle to win fights. Then you got to fighting bosses who wrecked your shit because you got so used to using Auto-Battle and now you actually have to think in order to win the battles.

And the stories are complete bullshit, too. They spent four-fifths of FFXIII trying not to fulfill their Focus. Then, for no real reason, they decide to go ahead and do exactly what their Focus is, even knowing that they'll end up destroying Cocoon in the process. Why? Fuck if I know, they all must have just become retarded suddenly. And then Cocoon is magically saved by Fang and Vanille's lesbian love turning them into Ragnarok, which is supposed to be the most destructive thing in their world.

And I'm not even going to bother pointing out all the faults with FFXIII-2's lose interpretation of time travel. And giving the lead role to a character who had no real personality and spoke less than ten lines from the first game? What the hell?

Final Fantasy XIV was such a flop that they literally shut it down and are retooling it to rerelease it as a new game. May whatever God exists have mercy on whatever the fuck FFXV is going to be like.

And I'm not speaking as a hater, I love the Kingdom Hearts series, despite how batshit insane the plot has become, and I greatly enjoyed many of the 16-bit and PSOne games. It's just that Square Enix is trying too hard to do something different when they have had something that was working just fine and didn't need any fixing.
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#327 - anonemus (08/04/2012) [-]
XIII-2 was actually supposed to be much, much better than it turned out. The original plan for it would've held enough data in it to take up 4 discs on the 360. The developers decided to dumb it down so that most 360 players wouldn't complain. If it was held as a Playstation exclusive along with XIII, there would've been so much more features and better capabilities for them.
#269 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
If only they could decide on a fucking console.
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#251 - EvanHammies (08/04/2012) [-]
Assassin's Creed 3, Can't wait.
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#339 - theuntitledmeme (08/04/2012) [-]
I wonder if Connor is the last ancestor Desmond will follow, and if so, will the next game be about Desmod and the modern-day Assassins?
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#254 - jakerfv (08/04/2012) [-]
Yup, I'm probably gonna get it for Wii U.
#296 - drmrniceguy (08/04/2012) [-]
Why would you do that.
#227 - beavisnbutthead (08/04/2012) [-]
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#224 - aeAustiin (08/04/2012) [-]
This comment is waaayyyyy too long.
#254 - I actually linked it because I thought that it was relevant an… 08/04/2012 on Fake Oreos 0
#251 - No problem, he doesn't make comics anymore though, shame.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Fake Oreos 0
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#252 - robopuppy (08/04/2012) [-]
Hate for him to think that I stole this.
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#254 - jakerfv (08/04/2012) [-]
I actually linked it because I thought that it was relevant and also funny, you had some original ideas yourself so it's not really stolen.
#233 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Fake Oreos 0
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#238 - robopuppy (08/04/2012) [-]
Thanks for showing me this.
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#251 - jakerfv (08/04/2012) [-]
No problem, he doesn't make comics anymore though, shame.
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#252 - robopuppy (08/04/2012) [-]
Hate for him to think that I stole this.
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#254 - jakerfv (08/04/2012) [-]
I actually linked it because I thought that it was relevant and also funny, you had some original ideas yourself so it's not really stolen.
#319 - Picture 08/03/2012 on WOO! +1
#30 - Picture 08/03/2012 on Fuck fuck +1
#534 - P.C. gaming is like a sanctum of safety, I am totally fine pay… 08/03/2012 on Morbid For Xbox Users +4
#186 - He isn't checking his notifications anymore. 08/03/2012 on Funnyjunk 0
#3483 - Comment deleted 08/02/2012 on so. 0
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#241 - brony 08/02/2012 on Black And White 0
#103 - Picture 08/02/2012 on Dammit Spongebob! +5
#155 - Picture 08/02/2012 on rage comic +2
#403 - I didn't, **** THE POLICE. 08/02/2012 on good news everyone +7
#5 - Ah thanks. 08/02/2012 on Super Smash Bros. 0
#145 - You know you could just always,,,, plug in a controller to the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on skyrim comic 0
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#164 - Nullifier (08/02/2012) [-]
Hmm, that's true...Still, I prefer 42" over 17"
#2 - I'm sorry I don't get it. (iv'e played smash bro…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2012 on Super Smash Bros. +2
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#4 - tenaciousjon (08/02/2012) [-]
Yea, Sonic is a bit of a power-house. I made the mistake of trying to fight a level 9 Sonic CPU. Alone.

There were no survivors.
#3 - Visual (08/02/2012) [-]
Sonic is an extremely cheap character when you learn his over-power exploits
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#7 - moevleboevle (08/04/2012) [-]
sooo... what are the overpowered exploits for Sonic?
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#5 - jakerfv (08/02/2012) [-]
Ah thanks.
#6 - Layout is a bit different from a prevoius post so while this i… 08/02/2012 on So I was playing Pokemon... 0
#197 - Picture 08/02/2012 on Fat girl gets owned +13
#283 - Shockslayer did better....  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2012 on My Project 0
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#432 - marcello (08/01/2012) [-]
Shockslayer is a personal friend of mine. He's also been doing it for years so don't even compare me to him
#53 - Picture 08/01/2012 on Commander Shepard. +3
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2012 on Go Human +2
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#6 - darkjustifier (08/01/2012) [-]
Epic battle Magiccarp vs metapod
#34 - I expected better from a blue name.... 08/01/2012 on what my dick did 0
#38 - Why is this in morbid? Thumbwhore? 08/01/2012 on epic +1
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#20 - seanessytheking (09/07/2012) [-]
Hey, thanks for being awesome!
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No problem.
#18 - anon (07/12/2012) [-]
Too many total thumbs down given to you by users. Your account has been automatically banned. → Unliked By Funnyjunk

that's what you get for being a bandwagon faggot
#19 to #23 - jakerfv (07/15/2012) [-]
Oh look, it's the jackhole who thumbs down peoples **** to ban them.
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Did someone say...


Seriously, this was the highlight of my day, thanks.
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