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jakekel

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:3/09/2010
Last Login:7/28/2015
Location:ur moms vagoo
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4196
Highest Content Rank:#442
Highest Comment Rank:#214
Content Thumbs: 29972 total,  32845 ,  2873
Comment Thumbs: 36450 total,  39279 ,  2829
Content Level Progress: 90.1% (901/1000)
Level 229 Content: Mind Blower → Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 71.4% (714/1000)
Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:111
Content Views:580406
Times Content Favorited:1822 times
Total Comments Made:4781
FJ Points:2534
Favorite Tags: a (2) | is (2)

latest user's comments

#60 - GET OFF MY ******* LAWN 10/21/2014 on Harry you nut +7
#47 - I'd imagine it's more of a 6 9  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Tall +3
#56 - praisetalos (10/22/2014) [-]
#37 - well tuck your phit. 10/21/2014 on baby's bottom 0
#21 - He looks a lot better without it.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on baby's bottom 0
User avatar #30 - tuckthisphit (10/21/2014) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah,no.
User avatar #37 - jakekel (10/21/2014) [-]
well tuck your phit.
#51 - who you callin' friend guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Read Read Read! 0
User avatar #62 - thellamafama (10/20/2014) [-]
who you callin' guy, friend.
#49 - lol ***** I wrote this. 10/20/2014 on Read Read Read! +1
#60 - that's a wicked meymey you've got their friend. 10/19/2014 on So gay 0
#29 - I need to break something to calm myself, preferably that old … 10/18/2014 on Anon tells a story of rage +1
#157 - "MORE LIKE, BELONGS IN MY ASS"  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Dildos +58
#253 - thepink (10/19/2014) [-]
perfect
#156 - "How about this one, I call it.. Bold and Brash"  [+] (5 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Dildos +50
#179 - killualldeathshold (10/18/2014) [-]
Now it's art.
User avatar #164 - themagicwizard (10/18/2014) [-]
Someone needs to make a model of Squidward's head
User avatar #165 - themagicwizard (10/18/2014) [-]
like straight on so it has the huge bulges
#157 - jakekel (10/18/2014) [-]
"MORE LIKE, BELONGS IN MY ASS"
#253 - thepink (10/19/2014) [-]
perfect
#45 - how is this unbelievable, in what other situation could this p…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Last Day of School +7
User avatar #85 - DemonMatt (10/18/2014) [-]
I know, its just easy to make people mad.
#44 - Comment deleted 10/18/2014 on Last Day of School 0
#149 - Your anus cannot prepare. 10/18/2014 on Dildos +5
#46 - it seems a stereotype that all terrorists do is shout allahu a…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/16/2014 on /b/ space program +9
#67 - Ulmer (10/16/2014) [-]
I am so fucking confused right now. Suicide bomber's corpse suicide bombs people, and what the fuck is it they do? ALLAHU ACKBAR. They're...they're celebrating that a bunch of innocent pallbearers exploded.

How did the fucking Middle East even evolve to the point of sentience when their natural order is mass, violent suicide? I DON'T UNDERSTANDD
User avatar #198 - greyhoundfd (10/18/2014) [-]
Man, these people thought that flying a plane into the world's largest business center would make people like them, you think logic is the first thing they consider when shit happens?
#183 - anon (10/17/2014) [-]
It's probably an act of revenge. Maybe the bomber lost someone in a the suicide bombers bombing so he blows up his group to get revenge. It seems barbaric to us, but that how society works and has worked. When there is little law authorithy, people take justice into their own hands. Maybe he shouted Allahu Akbar to get back at them.
User avatar #54 - greyhoundfd (10/16/2014) [-]
It translates to "The Lord/God is great!". When your movement is pretty much just politically radicalized Islam, it makes sense to try and make sure that you're being protected by your god.
#63 - kanedam (10/16/2014) [-]
technically it means "god is greater"
#9 - but you can't make any gay related puns using shocked …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on (untitled) +5
#45 - anon (10/17/2014) [-]
Yes. Yes you can. He got cocked for being a fag.
#20 - anon (10/16/2014) [-]
shocked...straight?

I'm sorry for that,I just had to try.
User avatar #19 - craaabs (10/16/2014) [-]
cocked?

#99 - I don't play dnd. Is there supposed to be a joke in there …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Nat 1 - a followup +4
User avatar #101 - jackmanagan (10/12/2014) [-]
1 is a critical failure. like the worst possible outcome Ever
go to shoot a gun roll 1 the gun backfires and you get blinded. etc

20 being the best possible thing ever
shoot gun it ricochets inside the dudes skull and exits hitting the other bad guy in the head
#51 - don't slap you're weeaboo **** all over the glorious Ba… 10/11/2014 on The Best MMO -2
#390 - are you trying to kill me with these ******* posts? 09/30/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 4 0
#40 - Picture 09/29/2014 on Stephen Fry is sly dog +3
#55 - I wipe my ass with steel wool after eating taco bell. 09/29/2014 on Tough as Nails -5
#18 - actually these were played throughout the credits of the movie… 09/29/2014 on Jump Street +4
#402 - MFW the whole thing that sonic roleplaying one was … 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 3 +1
#771 - Anyone else remember Candle Cove? 09/29/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 2 +4
#215 - well maybe your dick should stop eating so many doritos. 09/27/2014 on srs keks -1
#206 - there's two things you fat ******* will search the ends…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on srs keks -2
#213 - caplocker (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm 6'4" and 200 lbs. the only thing fat about me is my dick. [mom joke] directed at your mom loving it.
User avatar #215 - jakekel (09/27/2014) [-]
well maybe your dick should stop eating so many doritos.

Comments(36):

jakekel has disabled anonymous comments.
 
#58 - darlingkurusu (03/17/2015) [-]
I thought we had something special!
#59 to #58 - jakekel (03/20/2015) [-]
you thought wrong
#60 to #59 - darlingkurusu (03/21/2015) [-]
So you're saying good bye

the reason I want to add you to my friends list is becaues I want to have all monster musume readers on my friends list.

So if you want to talk about mm you just can go to anyone who I've added, also when a new chapter is released, I will mass message you
#57 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
You people and your damn requests....
#39 - seymourtets (11/17/2013) [-]
You are a god, okay? You are a 			*******		 god. I read the entire dump you posted on the internet gold #4 post and it made me puke from laughter. Thank you. Thank you.
You are a god, okay? You are a ******* god. I read the entire dump you posted on the internet gold #4 post and it made me puke from laughter. Thank you. Thank you.
#37 - evanomicfour (09/17/2013) [-]
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#38 to #37 - jakekel (09/17/2013) [-]
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#34 - mvtjets (03/05/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - jakekel (03/05/2013) [-]
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#36 to #35 - mvtjets (03/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
Please sir i beg of you
User avatar #28 to #27 - jakekel (10/21/2012) [-]
what is it you beg, SPEAK.
#29 to #28 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
Sir, check your notifications and go to trading interference .
User avatar #31 to #29 - jakekel (10/21/2012) [-]
What you are asking.. Is all of my work.. all of my gained points from months of earning through my content and comments.. But to me they are of no use, so if it makes someone else happy, I humbly accept your request and will give you my 50,000 points. Spend them wisely.
#32 to #31 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
thank you sir I will never foget the name of jakekel
thank you sir I will never foget the name of jakekel
#22 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
I AM A MAN OF MY WORD
User avatar #23 to #22 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, perhaps that is not an accurate view of how much a single taco bell bag can hold. Allow me to post another.
User avatar #25 to #24 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
90% of those are at least 3-5 deep, mind you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - jakekel (09/20/2012) [-]
I cannot even stress how much I love you.
User avatar #12 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
your content makes me smile, please keep it up
User avatar #13 to #12 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
I like to whisper too
User avatar #14 to #13 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
whispering means nobody can hear what you're typing
User avatar #15 to #14 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T READ!
User avatar #16 to #15 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY? "LEEK CHOWDER MY AUNT FEEDS?"
#9 - blartonfairweather (09/01/2012) [-]
I love you and your content.   
   
Please continue to make more c:
I love you and your content.

Please continue to make more c:
User avatar #10 to #9 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
First off, let me just say I loved your last comic. And when I find the time and have a good idea, I'm always up for making more :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - blartonfairweather (09/01/2012) [-]
Oh, why thank you, my good man. Much appreciated.

And awesome I look forward to your next post, mate ^^
User avatar #6 - whomadewho (09/01/2012) [-]
I appreciat the quailty OC
User avatar #8 to #6 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
And I appreciate the feedback :)
#4 - dalgaard ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Just wanted to stop by and say that you are AWESOME and that your latest comic was PURE FUKKEN GOLD   
   
   
   
   
   
Sincerely your #1 worshipper.
Just wanted to stop by and say that you are AWESOME and that your latest comic was PURE FUKKEN GOLD





Sincerely your #1 worshipper.
#5 to #4 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]






This pleases me.
#7 to #5 - dalgaard ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
ehehe.





ehehe.
User avatar #1 - thegirlyoudespise (07/28/2012) [-]
Hello, i screened capped some comments and your comment was one of them. I used them in my posting, if you don't want me to i will be happy to take it down
User avatar #2 to #1 - jakekel (07/31/2012) [-]
Not at all, it's not the first time someone has :) www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3363676/Funnyjunk+at+its+best/
User avatar #3 to #2 - thegirlyoudespise (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
 
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