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Date Signed Up:3/09/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6205
Highest Content Rank:#442
Highest Comment Rank:#214
Content Thumbs: 29967 total,  32836 ,  2869
Comment Thumbs: 35755 total,  38550 ,  2795
Content Level Progress: 90% (900/1000)
Level 229 Content: Mind Blower → Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 17.5% (175/1000)
Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:109
Content Views:577882
Times Content Favorited:1828 times
Total Comments Made:4683
FJ Points:1994
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#771 - Anyone else remember Candle Cove? 09/29/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 2 +4
#215 - well maybe your dick should stop eating so many doritos. 09/27/2014 on srs keks -1
#206 - there's two things you fat ******* will search th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on srs keks -2
#213 - caplocker (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm 6'4" and 200 lbs. the only thing fat about me is my dick. [mom joke] directed at your mom loving it.
User avatar #215 - jakekel (09/27/2014) [-]
well maybe your dick should stop eating so many doritos.
#40 - this is one of the most visually hilarious GIFS I've seen. 09/26/2014 on Who's gonna win? +3
#13 - How the **** does this ****** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Hey Honey +9
User avatar #14 - mutzaki (09/23/2014) [-]
I fucking love it. I think I have it favorited from some other time it was posted.
#94 - you haven't seen that many rolls then. 09/23/2014 on Thought This Was Pretty Funny +3
#5 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Mom's Pasta 0
#146 - I remember when it only needed 100+ to be in the top 10 09/21/2014 on The good old days. 0
#39 - what in the actual **** is that and when will it …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on All of my NOPE +1
#40 - zephi (09/15/2014) [-]
An Arach-Nope. And it spawns when you sleep. It comes out of your ears after waking up from your nightmares. It's invisible to most people, so finding one to eradicate it will be difficult.
#33 - apologies for the terrible paragraphing I don't know what the … 09/15/2014 on Destroyer of Nope +2
#32 - mine does the same, he also sometimes misses salad. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Destroyer of Nope +13
User avatar #82 - Awesomecarrot (09/15/2014) [-]
Mine does the exact same thing.
Fucking lizards, man.
User avatar #33 - jakekel (09/15/2014) [-]
apologies for the terrible paragraphing I don't know what the fuck happened there.
#27 - nah I was just kidding they're pretty cool you just need to be… 09/15/2014 on Destroyer of Nope +4
#25 - don't  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Destroyer of Nope +1
User avatar #26 - securityexplain (09/15/2014) [-]
That bad?
User avatar #27 - jakekel (09/15/2014) [-]
nah I was just kidding they're pretty cool you just need to be prepared to look after them. There's loads of shit you can look up online.
#31 - Cellos deserve to be treated in top class 09/15/2014 on Ouch 0
#38 - go **** yourself. 09/15/2014 on The way she catches it at... +2
#12 - I once put 3 locusts into my beardies cage, I came back an hou…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Destroyer of Nope +321
User avatar #91 - venegal (09/15/2014) [-]
It's more OC than I've seen in the past 4 months.
#78 - dross (09/15/2014) [-]
You are a fucking legend.
#62 - daftiduck (09/15/2014) [-]
Oh my fuck! I hope you don't mind if i save that pic!
User avatar #31 - Awesomecarrot (09/15/2014) [-]
Beardies are great but they're demonstrably thick.
Mine for example runs and stands on his food tray whenever I put worms on it which
upends it and sends them flying all over the place.
User avatar #32 - jakekel (09/15/2014) [-]
mine does the same, he also sometimes misses salad.
fucking salad.
an inanimate object.
Also he doesn't understand gravity, if I placed him on a table
he would waltz along like there was no end to the table. So I often
put my hand up just as he's about to walk off the edge, and keep creating a
continuous bridge with my hands, eventually leading him to safety. However sometimes I just don't put my hands up to see if he really is stupid enough to
walk right off the edge. He does and it's hilarious.
User avatar #82 - Awesomecarrot (09/15/2014) [-]
Mine does the exact same thing.
Fucking lizards, man.
User avatar #33 - jakekel (09/15/2014) [-]
apologies for the terrible paragraphing I don't know what the fuck happened there.
User avatar #24 - securityexplain (09/15/2014) [-]
I was planning on getting one.

Any tips?
User avatar #30 - yusay (09/15/2014) [-]
Most things about them you just need to look up online. It's relatively expensive to take care of them though. They need a lot of shit.
User avatar #25 - jakekel (09/15/2014) [-]
don't
User avatar #26 - securityexplain (09/15/2014) [-]
That bad?
User avatar #27 - jakekel (09/15/2014) [-]
nah I was just kidding they're pretty cool you just need to be prepared to look after them. There's loads of shit you can look up online.
#23 - zzjames (09/15/2014) [-]
fuck, man
User avatar #18 - murumuru (09/15/2014) [-]
My beardie lets the crickets sit on his head and it doesn't bother him.
User avatar #14 - Ashtaroth (09/15/2014) [-]
Caught a king snake at work once. Kept him in an old fish tank for the day so I could move him to a better area after shift. Went and got him a mouse to eat over lunch break. Dropped it in the tank with him and watched the mouse walk right up to him and sit on his head. The snake wasn't hungry I guess. I came back an hour later and snake was trying to figure out the tank lid and the mouse was still sitting on his head. When I let him go, the mouse followed him and quickly ended up riding on his back. It was like an old western, riding off into the sunset.
User avatar #58 - Lintutu (09/15/2014) [-]
so...did you keep the mouse as a pet after that?
User avatar #60 - Ashtaroth (09/15/2014) [-]
Nah. The snake did though.
#13 - kyrozor (09/15/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ I was not prepared.
#4 - the chemistry between him and David Mitchell on 'Would I Lie T… 09/14/2014 on Kidnapp +2
#17 - Picture 09/14/2014 on Oh. OH. +2
#10 - go be a weeaboo faggot somewhere else. 09/14/2014 on The Simpsons +1
#116 - 'hurr durr look how retarded I am' 'what? shut up you …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on YES! 0
User avatar #117 - deadprisoner (09/13/2014) [-]
The salt.
#111 - If you weren't a newfag you would know sarcasm isn't as easily…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on YES! 0
User avatar #115 - deadprisoner (09/13/2014) [-]
That just an excuse dumbasses use when they don't know what sarcasm is.
User avatar #116 - jakekel (09/13/2014) [-]
'hurr durr look how retarded I am'
'what? shut up you fucking moron'
'omg guis I was being sarcastic, how stupid are u people'
User avatar #117 - deadprisoner (09/13/2014) [-]
The salt.
#144 - people may thumb you down, but they know damn well it's overus…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Next level burnns +10
#168 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
good ol' bandwagon
#160 - youregaylol (09/13/2014) [-]
On a side note have you ever noticed how fj responds to tough love?

"You are wrong."
"Look at this fucking faggot, fuck him."=124 reds

"You fuckers know you're wrong, give me your reds idc, stupid edgy cunts."
"Man this dude is right, he's making me rethink my life."=372 greens
#167 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
It's the 2nd Law of FJ. Explicitly mention any potential retaliation and it will never happen.
#236 - the only wrong doings was how wrong you were m8 09/11/2014 on -_- +4
#78 - 'I guess I'm TOO good a friend' god you sound like su… 09/10/2014 on MFW people talk about their... +8
#126 - I've been doing a skydiving course, would ******* … 09/09/2014 on leap of faith +1

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#57 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You people and your damn requests....
#39 - seymourtets ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
You are a god, okay? You are a 						*******					 god. I read the entire dump you posted on the internet gold #4 post and it made me puke from laughter. Thank you. Thank you.
You are a god, okay? You are a ******* god. I read the entire dump you posted on the internet gold #4 post and it made me puke from laughter. Thank you. Thank you.
#37 - evanomicfour (09/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
Please sir i beg of you
User avatar #28 to #27 - jakekel (10/21/2012) [-]
what is it you beg, SPEAK.
#29 to #28 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
Sir, check your notifications and go to trading interference .
User avatar #31 to #29 - jakekel (10/21/2012) [-]
What you are asking.. Is all of my work.. all of my gained points from months of earning through my content and comments.. But to me they are of no use, so if it makes someone else happy, I humbly accept your request and will give you my 50,000 points. Spend them wisely.
#32 to #31 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
thank you sir I will never foget the name of jakekel
thank you sir I will never foget the name of jakekel
#22 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
I AM A MAN OF MY WORD
User avatar #23 to #22 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, perhaps that is not an accurate view of how much a single taco bell bag can hold. Allow me to post another.
User avatar #25 to #24 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
90% of those are at least 3-5 deep, mind you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - jakekel (09/20/2012) [-]
I cannot even stress how much I love you.
User avatar #12 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
your content makes me smile, please keep it up
User avatar #13 to #12 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
I like to whisper too
User avatar #14 to #13 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
whispering means nobody can hear what you're typing
User avatar #15 to #14 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T READ!
User avatar #16 to #15 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY? "LEEK CHOWDER MY AUNT FEEDS?"
#9 - blartonfairweather (09/01/2012) [-]
I love you and your content.   
   
Please continue to make more c:
I love you and your content.

Please continue to make more c:
User avatar #10 to #9 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
First off, let me just say I loved your last comic. And when I find the time and have a good idea, I'm always up for making more :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - blartonfairweather (09/01/2012) [-]
Oh, why thank you, my good man. Much appreciated.

And awesome I look forward to your next post, mate ^^
User avatar #6 - whomadewho (09/01/2012) [-]
I appreciat the quailty OC
User avatar #8 to #6 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
And I appreciate the feedback :)
#4 - dalgaard (09/01/2012) [-]
Just wanted to stop by and say that you are AWESOME and that your latest comic was PURE FUKKEN GOLD   
   
   
   
   
   
Sincerely your #1 worshipper.
Just wanted to stop by and say that you are AWESOME and that your latest comic was PURE FUKKEN GOLD





Sincerely your #1 worshipper.
#5 to #4 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]






This pleases me.
#7 to #5 - dalgaard (09/01/2012) [-]
ehehe.





ehehe.
User avatar #1 - thegirlyoudespise (07/28/2012) [-]
Hello, i screened capped some comments and your comment was one of them. I used them in my posting, if you don't want me to i will be happy to take it down
User avatar #2 to #1 - jakekel (07/31/2012) [-]
Not at all, it's not the first time someone has :) www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3363676/Funnyjunk+at+its+best/
User avatar #3 to #2 - thegirlyoudespise (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
 
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