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jakekel

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:3/09/2010
Last Login:7/02/2015
Location:ur moms vagoo
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Comment Ranking:#4893
Highest Content Rank:#442
Highest Comment Rank:#214
Content Thumbs: 29972 total,  32845 ,  2873
Comment Thumbs: 36310 total,  39127 ,  2817
Content Level Progress: 90.1% (901/1000)
Level 229 Content: Mind Blower → Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 60.6% (606/1000)
Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:111
Content Views:580304
Times Content Favorited:1823 times
Total Comments Made:4755
FJ Points:2426
Favorite Tags: a (2) | is (2)

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latest user's comments

#43 - yeah I did the same thing with a 100% save file, but nah the k…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Forgot how to dog. +1
User avatar #44 - animedudej (15 hours ago) [-]
great, thanks
#27 - It's the script hook mod menu. there's an option to turn …  [+] (7 new replies) 16 hours ago on Forgot how to dog. +2
User avatar #31 - animedudej (16 hours ago) [-]
is there keyloggers and shit on it? not sure if i ever want to mod gtaV now that i think of it... too fucking paranoid D:

thanks anyway, m8
User avatar #38 - exotic (15 hours ago) [-]
don't download anything without comments (torrents, mods, whatever) and you'll be fine.
In fact its much more dangerous to watch movies and episodes online than torrenting full games or applications.
User avatar #40 - animedudej (15 hours ago) [-]
i'll check it out tommorow then... do you know of a completed single-player file? i cant be bothered with all that crap since i already 100%'ed the 360 version.
User avatar #43 - jakekel (15 hours ago) [-]
yeah I did the same thing with a 100% save file, but nah the keyloggers were only found on some other mods but they were taken down almost immediately. Script hook is clean, and it's the only mod you really need if you just like dicking around. And don't worry about getting banned online, they get disabled/don't work online.
User avatar #44 - animedudej (15 hours ago) [-]
great, thanks
#42 - animedudej (15 hours ago) [-]
thanks allot


take the trailer for the greatest movie of a generation as a token of my thanks and thumbs
#4 - that beats all those ****** gmod horror maps tenfold. 07/01/2015 on WTF is this thing called... +1
#190 - >tfw got me a red head gf 06/30/2015 on red 0
#43 - My best friends, girlfriends, best friend was in the hotel whe… 06/29/2015 on This is Moncef Mayel. 0
#66 - like he would know  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Posture +6
#91 - themilkisdead (06/29/2015) [-]
Why would you do this?
#69 - kolya (06/29/2015) [-]
rekt
#64 - I used to be lumbar lordosis for like 3 years without realizin… 06/29/2015 on Posture 0
#35 - true, but he could have put that money to much better use. It'…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Poor people be like 0
User avatar #37 - colossusshadow (06/24/2015) [-]
Honestly homelessness is a really shitty situation and it teaches a lot of people to be instant with their money, and then it becomes a habit.
My best friend's boyfriend makes 3500$ a month and pays like 600 rent for the two of them, and they have very few nice things because of that homeless instant mentality. They don't even have food in their fridge cause they blow it on stupid shit.
My boyfriend and I have usually 1500$ a month and he pays 500$ rent and we have a lot of nice things and a freezer full of food. With literally a third of the money because we were able to overcome that -instant need- mentality and prioritize.

fyi, when you have a bad habit with money, it's also sometimes better to instantly go out and buy physical stuff cause it often gets blown on non physical stuff (like my friends who buy takeout and cabs everywhere etc)

in the end, you have no money but also no things. But nah, paying off debt is a huge sign of being better with priorities than 99% of homeless people.
#24 - you got your priorities backwards *****  [+] (7 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Poor people be like +11
User avatar #34 - colossusshadow (06/24/2015) [-]
Homeless person here
He paid his debt
that's a big deal
homeless people with shitty priorities don't pay debts off.
#36 - superretarded (06/24/2015) [-]
how r u on the internet??
User avatar #38 - colossusshadow (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm hiding in someone's room in a transitional shelter that supplies wifi. I'm not supposed to be allowed to sleep over more than 7 days a month, but I have been here for a long time.
#39 - superretarded (06/24/2015) [-]
i hope u find free home for yourself!
User avatar #35 - jakekel (06/24/2015) [-]
true, but he could have put that money to much better use. It's like blowing all your money on a really nice refrigerator, but having no food to put in it. Or a house.
User avatar #37 - colossusshadow (06/24/2015) [-]
Honestly homelessness is a really shitty situation and it teaches a lot of people to be instant with their money, and then it becomes a habit.
My best friend's boyfriend makes 3500$ a month and pays like 600 rent for the two of them, and they have very few nice things because of that homeless instant mentality. They don't even have food in their fridge cause they blow it on stupid shit.
My boyfriend and I have usually 1500$ a month and he pays 500$ rent and we have a lot of nice things and a freezer full of food. With literally a third of the money because we were able to overcome that -instant need- mentality and prioritize.

fyi, when you have a bad habit with money, it's also sometimes better to instantly go out and buy physical stuff cause it often gets blown on non physical stuff (like my friends who buy takeout and cabs everywhere etc)

in the end, you have no money but also no things. But nah, paying off debt is a huge sign of being better with priorities than 99% of homeless people.
User avatar #32 - theugandanhero (06/24/2015) [-]
Very, VERY backwards.
This man needs help.
#62 - Soon.. 06/24/2015 on lotr facts 6 +1

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#58 - darlingkurusu (03/17/2015) [-]
I thought we had something special!
#59 to #58 - jakekel (03/20/2015) [-]
you thought wrong
#60 to #59 - darlingkurusu (03/21/2015) [-]
So you're saying good bye

the reason I want to add you to my friends list is becaues I want to have all monster musume readers on my friends list.

So if you want to talk about mm you just can go to anyone who I've added, also when a new chapter is released, I will mass message you
#57 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
You people and your damn requests....
#39 - seymourtets (11/17/2013) [-]
You are a god, okay? You are a 			*******		 god. I read the entire dump you posted on the internet gold #4 post and it made me puke from laughter. Thank you. Thank you.
You are a god, okay? You are a ******* god. I read the entire dump you posted on the internet gold #4 post and it made me puke from laughter. Thank you. Thank you.
#37 - evanomicfour (09/17/2013) [-]
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#34 - mvtjets (03/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
Please sir i beg of you
User avatar #28 to #27 - jakekel (10/21/2012) [-]
what is it you beg, SPEAK.
#29 to #28 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
Sir, check your notifications and go to trading interference .
User avatar #31 to #29 - jakekel (10/21/2012) [-]
What you are asking.. Is all of my work.. all of my gained points from months of earning through my content and comments.. But to me they are of no use, so if it makes someone else happy, I humbly accept your request and will give you my 50,000 points. Spend them wisely.
#32 to #31 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
thank you sir I will never foget the name of jakekel
thank you sir I will never foget the name of jakekel
#22 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
I AM A MAN OF MY WORD
User avatar #23 to #22 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, perhaps that is not an accurate view of how much a single taco bell bag can hold. Allow me to post another.
User avatar #25 to #24 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
90% of those are at least 3-5 deep, mind you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - jakekel (09/20/2012) [-]
I cannot even stress how much I love you.
User avatar #12 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
your content makes me smile, please keep it up
User avatar #13 to #12 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
I like to whisper too
User avatar #14 to #13 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
whispering means nobody can hear what you're typing
User avatar #15 to #14 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T READ!
User avatar #16 to #15 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY? "LEEK CHOWDER MY AUNT FEEDS?"
#9 - blartonfairweather (09/01/2012) [-]
I love you and your content.   
   
Please continue to make more c:
I love you and your content.

Please continue to make more c:
User avatar #10 to #9 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
First off, let me just say I loved your last comic. And when I find the time and have a good idea, I'm always up for making more :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - blartonfairweather (09/01/2012) [-]
Oh, why thank you, my good man. Much appreciated.

And awesome I look forward to your next post, mate ^^
User avatar #6 - whomadewho (09/01/2012) [-]
I appreciat the quailty OC
User avatar #8 to #6 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]
And I appreciate the feedback :)
#4 - dalgaard ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
Just wanted to stop by and say that you are AWESOME and that your latest comic was PURE FUKKEN GOLD   
   
   
   
   
   
Sincerely your #1 worshipper.
Just wanted to stop by and say that you are AWESOME and that your latest comic was PURE FUKKEN GOLD





Sincerely your #1 worshipper.
#5 to #4 - jakekel (09/01/2012) [-]






This pleases me.
#7 to #5 - dalgaard ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
ehehe.





ehehe.
User avatar #1 - thegirlyoudespise (07/28/2012) [-]
Hello, i screened capped some comments and your comment was one of them. I used them in my posting, if you don't want me to i will be happy to take it down
User avatar #2 to #1 - jakekel (07/31/2012) [-]
Not at all, it's not the first time someone has :) www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3363676/Funnyjunk+at+its+best/
User avatar #3 to #2 - thegirlyoudespise (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
 
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