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#253 - smear the queer however still being upheld as one of the schoo… 18 hours ago on Nuhroodo +1
#252 - Holy **** this explains a lot, we had a kid that … 18 hours ago on Nuhroodo +1
#250 - I wouldn't say that man, 90% it's completely unpredictable. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Have Some Truth 0
User avatar #252 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Interesting analogy there haha

Well I'm not too worried at the moment, My relationship ended about 5 months ago and I'm heading to college soon so maybe I'll man up a little more then. And yeah, good luck there dude
#241 - It's more or less setting up the opportunity and seizing it. …  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on Have Some Truth 0
User avatar #245 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Haha it took me about 17 years before I got into a relationship. I think it'll be another while before my next one
User avatar #250 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't say that man, 90% it's completely unpredictable. I mean, in the space of a year from 15 to 16 I thought I was a guaranteed wizard, but I'd had my first kiss, my first girlfriend, and lost my virginity (all different girls)
I'm 18 now, been out of a relationship for a while, thinking I wouldn't meet anyone else for a solid couple years or so, last friday my friend brought me along to a party and I got talking with a girl and I ended up talking with her all night long after the party had finished, things escalated and I stayed over all night bumping uglies on the sofa.
And I'm seeing her again this friday so wish me luck I guess.
I think the only advice I can give is that I'd rather shit myself and deal with the consequences than die of constipation.
User avatar #252 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Interesting analogy there haha

Well I'm not too worried at the moment, My relationship ended about 5 months ago and I'm heading to college soon so maybe I'll man up a little more then. And yeah, good luck there dude
#238 - yeah, you can't expect to be handwalked from the word hello al…  [+] (5 new replies) 23 hours ago on Have Some Truth 0
User avatar #239 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Ah if only I had the courage to do that...or real desire to.
User avatar #241 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
It's more or less setting up the opportunity and seizing it. without sounding too rapey But sadly you can only learn how to do that once you've gotten through the oblivious-beta stage, we've all been there.
User avatar #245 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Haha it took me about 17 years before I got into a relationship. I think it'll be another while before my next one
User avatar #250 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't say that man, 90% it's completely unpredictable. I mean, in the space of a year from 15 to 16 I thought I was a guaranteed wizard, but I'd had my first kiss, my first girlfriend, and lost my virginity (all different girls)
I'm 18 now, been out of a relationship for a while, thinking I wouldn't meet anyone else for a solid couple years or so, last friday my friend brought me along to a party and I got talking with a girl and I ended up talking with her all night long after the party had finished, things escalated and I stayed over all night bumping uglies on the sofa.
And I'm seeing her again this friday so wish me luck I guess.
I think the only advice I can give is that I'd rather shit myself and deal with the consequences than die of constipation.
User avatar #252 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Interesting analogy there haha

Well I'm not too worried at the moment, My relationship ended about 5 months ago and I'm heading to college soon so maybe I'll man up a little more then. And yeah, good luck there dude
#235 - I am the friend who 'gets lucky' altghough there's no luck inv…  [+] (7 new replies) 23 hours ago on Have Some Truth 0
User avatar #236 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
True. Things happen because we make them happen, eh?
User avatar #238 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
yeah, you can't expect to be handwalked from the word hello all the way into their bedroom, you have to take some initiative.
User avatar #239 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Ah if only I had the courage to do that...or real desire to.
User avatar #241 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
It's more or less setting up the opportunity and seizing it. without sounding too rapey But sadly you can only learn how to do that once you've gotten through the oblivious-beta stage, we've all been there.
User avatar #245 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Haha it took me about 17 years before I got into a relationship. I think it'll be another while before my next one
User avatar #250 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't say that man, 90% it's completely unpredictable. I mean, in the space of a year from 15 to 16 I thought I was a guaranteed wizard, but I'd had my first kiss, my first girlfriend, and lost my virginity (all different girls)
I'm 18 now, been out of a relationship for a while, thinking I wouldn't meet anyone else for a solid couple years or so, last friday my friend brought me along to a party and I got talking with a girl and I ended up talking with her all night long after the party had finished, things escalated and I stayed over all night bumping uglies on the sofa.
And I'm seeing her again this friday so wish me luck I guess.
I think the only advice I can give is that I'd rather shit myself and deal with the consequences than die of constipation.
User avatar #252 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Interesting analogy there haha

Well I'm not too worried at the moment, My relationship ended about 5 months ago and I'm heading to college soon so maybe I'll man up a little more then. And yeah, good luck there dude
#274 - Treasure Planet/Atlantis: the lost empire masterace  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Forget Frozen, THIS is best... +1
User avatar #288 - mrturferpop (04/15/2014) [-]
I've never seen Treasure Planet, am I missing out?
User avatar #331 - aurumia (18 hours ago) [-]
YES
User avatar #300 - themeade (04/15/2014) [-]
yes
#195 - We have a sexual health nurse at our college. Me and my f…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Have Some Truth +2
User avatar #234 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Sounds great. Now sell them to friends who get lucky and make a profit
User avatar #235 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
I am the friend who 'gets lucky' altghough there's no luck involved, I'm just not a beta-retard when it comes to girls.
User avatar #236 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
True. Things happen because we make them happen, eh?
User avatar #238 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
yeah, you can't expect to be handwalked from the word hello all the way into their bedroom, you have to take some initiative.
User avatar #239 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Ah if only I had the courage to do that...or real desire to.
User avatar #241 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
It's more or less setting up the opportunity and seizing it. without sounding too rapey But sadly you can only learn how to do that once you've gotten through the oblivious-beta stage, we've all been there.
User avatar #245 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Haha it took me about 17 years before I got into a relationship. I think it'll be another while before my next one
User avatar #250 - jakekel (23 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't say that man, 90% it's completely unpredictable. I mean, in the space of a year from 15 to 16 I thought I was a guaranteed wizard, but I'd had my first kiss, my first girlfriend, and lost my virginity (all different girls)
I'm 18 now, been out of a relationship for a while, thinking I wouldn't meet anyone else for a solid couple years or so, last friday my friend brought me along to a party and I got talking with a girl and I ended up talking with her all night long after the party had finished, things escalated and I stayed over all night bumping uglies on the sofa.
And I'm seeing her again this friday so wish me luck I guess.
I think the only advice I can give is that I'd rather shit myself and deal with the consequences than die of constipation.
User avatar #252 - ScottP (23 hours ago) [-]
Interesting analogy there haha

Well I'm not too worried at the moment, My relationship ended about 5 months ago and I'm heading to college soon so maybe I'll man up a little more then. And yeah, good luck there dude
#133 - clever title is clever 04/15/2014 on 7up 0
#284 - Women will not handwalk you through the process until your dic… 04/15/2014 on Get on his lvl 0

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#39 - seymourtets (11/17/2013) [-]
You are a god, okay? You are a 						*******					 god. I read the entire dump you posted on the internet gold #4 post and it made me puke from laughter. Thank you. Thank you.
You are a god, okay? You are a ******* god. I read the entire dump you posted on the internet gold #4 post and it made me puke from laughter. Thank you. Thank you.
#37 - evanomicfour (09/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
Please sir i beg of you
User avatar #28 to #27 - jakekel ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
what is it you beg, SPEAK.
#29 to #28 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
Sir, check your notifications and go to trading interference .
User avatar #31 to #29 - jakekel ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
What you are asking.. Is all of my work.. all of my gained points from months of earning through my content and comments.. But to me they are of no use, so if it makes someone else happy, I humbly accept your request and will give you my 50,000 points. Spend them wisely.
#32 to #31 - thelastuchiha (10/21/2012) [-]
thank you sir I will never foget the name of jakekel
thank you sir I will never foget the name of jakekel
#22 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
I AM A MAN OF MY WORD
User avatar #23 to #22 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, perhaps that is not an accurate view of how much a single taco bell bag can hold. Allow me to post another.
User avatar #25 to #24 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
90% of those are at least 3-5 deep, mind you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - jakekel ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
I cannot even stress how much I love you.
User avatar #12 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
your content makes me smile, please keep it up
User avatar #13 to #12 - jakekel ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
I like to whisper too
User avatar #14 to #13 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
whispering means nobody can hear what you're typing
User avatar #15 to #14 - jakekel ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T READ!
User avatar #16 to #15 - diddymonster (09/01/2012) [-]
WHAT DID YOU SAY? "LEEK CHOWDER MY AUNT FEEDS?"
#9 - blartonfairweather (09/01/2012) [-]
I love you and your content.   
   
Please continue to make more c:
I love you and your content.

Please continue to make more c:
User avatar #10 to #9 - jakekel ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
First off, let me just say I loved your last comic. And when I find the time and have a good idea, I'm always up for making more :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - blartonfairweather (09/01/2012) [-]
Oh, why thank you, my good man. Much appreciated.

And awesome I look forward to your next post, mate ^^
User avatar #6 - whomadewho ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
I appreciat the quailty OC
User avatar #8 to #6 - jakekel ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]
And I appreciate the feedback :)
#4 - dalgaard (09/01/2012) [-]
Just wanted to stop by and say that you are AWESOME and that your latest comic was PURE FUKKEN GOLD   
   
   
   
   
   
Sincerely your #1 worshipper.
Just wanted to stop by and say that you are AWESOME and that your latest comic was PURE FUKKEN GOLD





Sincerely your #1 worshipper.
#5 to #4 - jakekel ONLINE (09/01/2012) [-]






This pleases me.
#7 to #5 - dalgaard (09/01/2012) [-]
ehehe.





ehehe.
User avatar #1 - thegirlyoudespise (07/28/2012) [-]
Hello, i screened capped some comments and your comment was one of them. I used them in my posting, if you don't want me to i will be happy to take it down
User avatar #2 to #1 - jakekel ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
Not at all, it's not the first time someone has :) www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3363676/Funnyjunk+at+its+best/
User avatar #3 to #2 - thegirlyoudespise (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
 
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