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Date Signed Up:10/16/2012
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#41 - It ramps up the further you get into it, really good if you gi… 07/26/2015 on that awkward moment 0
#58 - Is this it?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on There, i said it +5
#73 - austinrocket (07/23/2015) [-]
Yes, yes it is.
#315 - You should start playing the new champ coming out, Tahm. He lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on FJ's dirty little secret +8
#321 - therealyou (06/25/2015) [-]
I am not really interested in him. I like playing the girl champs the most because they are pretty, but I only have 2 champs I play that are male. I am going to get him when he comes out though, but I doubt I'll play him often. I got echo and love how he plays but dislike playing him on the grounds he is a guy.
#279 - I was asking about the way of life thing, since you're going t…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2015 on FJ's dirty little secret +3
#300 - therealyou (06/25/2015) [-]
Oh he wanted m e to play League of legends with him. I'm not really into the game, but I own almost all the champions now because when he wants to play I just say "I kind of want to try out X champ" and then I act a little sad, and don't show a lot of interesting in playing, and he always ends up sending money to my paypal so I can get them, and the second he does it we play, and I act really happy with him. It has gotten to the point if i say "that makes me a little sad" when he doesn't want to do something he will go ahead and do it anyways because he has become dependent on my approval, and happiness.
User avatar #315 - jakeduck (06/25/2015) [-]
You should start playing the new champ coming out, Tahm. He looks like a catfish, pretty fitting!
#321 - therealyou (06/25/2015) [-]
I am not really interested in him. I like playing the girl champs the most because they are pretty, but I only have 2 champs I play that are male. I am going to get him when he comes out though, but I doubt I'll play him often. I got echo and love how he plays but dislike playing him on the grounds he is a guy.
#289 - therealyou (06/25/2015) [-]
I'm going to college for a law degree, and after I'm done I haven't really thought of what I will do. I mean if I just cut them out of my life then that will hurt them, but I wont really have a need for them any more.

I try to keep myself as separate from them as I can while trying to keep them thinking we are as close as possible. One of them I constantly feel bad about taking advantage of because he is one of the nicest most caring people I have ever met, but then again he is a really easy mark.

I meet that guy way back in 2009. My account name was kind of girly, but he was playing with a friend, and he asked if I was a girl. Knowing people are nicer to girls I said "Yes I am why?" and then we talked for a bit. He friended me, and we spent a lot of time playing games, and this is right around when I lost my job. He wanted to play a FPS with me because "you are really good at RTS how are you at FPS?" "I'm ok at them they aren't really my bread and butter though. I can't afford to buy it right now I just lost my job" "Oh that isn't an issue i'll get it for you." And i made my steam account and he bought me the game, and that is when this idea first came to me to do it, Since then I have 293 games on my steam account but I haven't personally bought one of them. He has bought around 60% of them.
#265 - Holy hell, that is a crazy way to live. You say you're going t…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2015 on FJ's dirty little secret +4
#270 - therealyou (06/25/2015) [-]
Yea they pay my tuition, and for my books though they don't always know what the money is for. If I stop going to college or stop this way of life?

Some of them have wanted to visit me one of the guys who has been around for 5 years mentions it often, and I guess the fucked up thing is I say I am my own friend (The girl me says she knows me) So sometimes I offer them to visit the guy me, and act really shy so I can't meet them. I also use myself as a protective barrier so "My friend has to be ok with it." and then they try to have a friendship with both guy me and girl me, and guy me never has time so I can postpone it that way and constantly say "I don't know you well enough for you to come visit her" I have a back story of why I am kind of her father figure. I am not sure what is interesting or not, but I'll try to answer anything asked.
User avatar #279 - jakeduck (06/25/2015) [-]
I was asking about the way of life thing, since you're going to college what do you study? Really I just love stories, so cool to read stuff like this. So have you gotten attached to these guys as friends, or do you try to separate yourself from them?
#300 - therealyou (06/25/2015) [-]
Oh he wanted m e to play League of legends with him. I'm not really into the game, but I own almost all the champions now because when he wants to play I just say "I kind of want to try out X champ" and then I act a little sad, and don't show a lot of interesting in playing, and he always ends up sending money to my paypal so I can get them, and the second he does it we play, and I act really happy with him. It has gotten to the point if i say "that makes me a little sad" when he doesn't want to do something he will go ahead and do it anyways because he has become dependent on my approval, and happiness.
User avatar #315 - jakeduck (06/25/2015) [-]
You should start playing the new champ coming out, Tahm. He looks like a catfish, pretty fitting!
#321 - therealyou (06/25/2015) [-]
I am not really interested in him. I like playing the girl champs the most because they are pretty, but I only have 2 champs I play that are male. I am going to get him when he comes out though, but I doubt I'll play him often. I got echo and love how he plays but dislike playing him on the grounds he is a guy.
#289 - therealyou (06/25/2015) [-]
I'm going to college for a law degree, and after I'm done I haven't really thought of what I will do. I mean if I just cut them out of my life then that will hurt them, but I wont really have a need for them any more.

I try to keep myself as separate from them as I can while trying to keep them thinking we are as close as possible. One of them I constantly feel bad about taking advantage of because he is one of the nicest most caring people I have ever met, but then again he is a really easy mark.

I meet that guy way back in 2009. My account name was kind of girly, but he was playing with a friend, and he asked if I was a girl. Knowing people are nicer to girls I said "Yes I am why?" and then we talked for a bit. He friended me, and we spent a lot of time playing games, and this is right around when I lost my job. He wanted to play a FPS with me because "you are really good at RTS how are you at FPS?" "I'm ok at them they aren't really my bread and butter though. I can't afford to buy it right now I just lost my job" "Oh that isn't an issue i'll get it for you." And i made my steam account and he bought me the game, and that is when this idea first came to me to do it, Since then I have 293 games on my steam account but I haven't personally bought one of them. He has bought around 60% of them.
#84 - Exactly, it's probably just some rumor. 06/25/2015 on nickelodeon used to give no... 0
#66 - Been looking around for anything about this for the past hour.…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2015 on nickelodeon used to give no... 0
#83 - funpunk (06/25/2015) [-]
I don't know, I think that McCurdy was just kidding around.
User avatar #84 - jakeduck (06/25/2015) [-]
Exactly, it's probably just some rumor.
#340 - I'm sorry  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Euro FJers, what do you... +60
#772 - srgtd (06/25/2015) [-]
I don't get it. Explain pls.
#1389 - Digitalphear (06/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #1405 - srgtd (06/26/2015) [-]
Pls bb.
User avatar #1406 - srgtd (06/26/2015) [-]
Oh. nvm. I'm fucking blind, sorry.
#745 - samsonschmanson (06/25/2015) [-]
#350 - kafrikon (06/25/2015) [-]
i was wondering when that would show up.
#53 - Oh, that's neat. Thanks for the response! 06/12/2015 on drop it +1
#48 - Never seen it, but I can take a guess. I think the blonde is p…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2015 on drop it +1
User avatar #51 - blueboysixnine (06/12/2015) [-]
Blondie is foreign and not fluent in Japanese. twintail's name is "aya" but when someone asks your name you say "<name> yo" as in "it's <name>". so shes saying "aya yo" but all she hears is "ayaya"
User avatar #53 - jakeduck (06/12/2015) [-]
Oh, that's neat. Thanks for the response!
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