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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:7/01/2015
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Comment Ranking:#19318
Highest Content Rank:#2109
Highest Comment Rank:#240
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latest user's comments

#39 - Oh look it's Van Gotye. 02/21/2014 on Totally worth it +2
#98 - Picture 02/21/2014 on No +1
#24 - As long as they keep the core characters I'm fine. Though I wo… 02/20/2014 on smash bros 0
#7 - > Be me, 2 years ago, hostess at a restaurant > Seaf…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Logic. +5
#8 - castereleven (02/20/2014) [-]
This is not funny. Three ladies forgot their umbrellas, so what.
#11 - kulamia (02/20/2014) [-]
Well I felt it was funny because she didn't say "hurr durr 'nigger!'" instead she started with "black" showing she differentiates, then the point was that they placed such value on such a stupid thing that they couldn't SUFFER through 10 feet of rain to the car.
#31 - castereleven (02/20/2014) [-]
It wasn't because the rain would bother them. They just didn't want to get their expensive clothing wet.
#32 - kulamia (02/21/2014) [-]
*hair
#33 - castereleven (02/21/2014) [-]
weave can mean clothing too...
#28 - Whether this is fake or not, I hate both of them. 02/20/2014 on how not to quit your job +7
#27 - I'm gay, and the only reason I'm saying that is because it's r… 02/19/2014 on Gay 4 +1
#25 - At least 80% of my drinking has been sexually motivated. I'm a… 02/19/2014 on WE ARE THE FUTURE!!!!! +1
#5 - Busses have plenty of legroom. Planes, on the other hand...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Who needs legroom anyway? 0
User avatar #12 - ssnowy (02/18/2014) [-]
Have you tried Chia Southern?
#16 - I think siblings. 02/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
#143 - I think that's something we can all agree on. 02/18/2014 on Watch what you say 0
#140 - Sex sells. People need to stop pretending it doesn't. And at l…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Watch what you say 0
#141 - iheartjackiechan (02/18/2014) [-]
Like I said, I don't care either way.
It'd be nice to not have tits thrown in my face every 10 seconds (that's what porn is for)
But I think the censorship on this site is kind of ridiculous
User avatar #143 - jajathezombie (02/18/2014) [-]
I think that's something we can all agree on.
#85 - Picture 02/18/2014 on I lost track after gen IV +2
#117 - Wait, IT'S NOT??? 02/18/2014 on Watch what you say 0
#114 - Is funnyjunk gay or something? I thought that was a joke?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Watch what you say 0
#115 - slias (02/18/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk is not a single cohesive entity, it's just that individuals with strong opinions on certain topics will stop to make a comment on related content whilst everyone else will just move on.
User avatar #117 - jajathezombie (02/18/2014) [-]
Wait, IT'S NOT???
#19 - **jajathezombie rolled a random image posted in comment #463… 02/18/2014 on you can buy a boat to cry on +10
#73 - I didn't read the title and this post loaded slowly so I thoug… 02/18/2014 on 10 Crazy Kids who Kill +1
#112 - Can someone explain to me all the rage about tits in the comme…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Watch what you say 0
#135 - iheartjackiechan (02/18/2014) [-]
I don't give a shit enough to care one way or the other, but I might be able to provide some insight.
Imagine this comic had men instead of women in it (clothed or unclothed, honestly doesn't matter)
The joke alone is not funny enough to reach front page
Add to the fact that everyone is pissed at admin and the mods about the ridiculous censorship going on
You end up with a bunch of people pissed because unfunny content made it to the front page just because of a few less than fully clothed women are in it
User avatar #140 - jajathezombie (02/18/2014) [-]
Sex sells. People need to stop pretending it doesn't. And at least there was an attempt at humor, unlike half the shit on the front page that's unfunny AND has no titties.
#141 - iheartjackiechan (02/18/2014) [-]
Like I said, I don't care either way.
It'd be nice to not have tits thrown in my face every 10 seconds (that's what porn is for)
But I think the censorship on this site is kind of ridiculous
User avatar #143 - jajathezombie (02/18/2014) [-]
I think that's something we can all agree on.
#113 - slias (02/18/2014) [-]
I personally don't give a damn, but I believe it's because the females are given substantial sex appeal for no apparent reason other than to appeal directly to a male audience. Which is fine, seeing as I'm in that audience and it does appeal to me.
User avatar #114 - jajathezombie (02/18/2014) [-]
Is funnyjunk gay or something? I thought that was a joke?
#115 - slias (02/18/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk is not a single cohesive entity, it's just that individuals with strong opinions on certain topics will stop to make a comment on related content whilst everyone else will just move on.
User avatar #117 - jajathezombie (02/18/2014) [-]
Wait, IT'S NOT???
#207 - That's kind of what I'm saying. He at least got more right tha… 02/18/2014 on Bipartisanship 0
#113 - Minish cap was definitely my favorite handheld, but windwaker … 02/18/2014 on The Definitive Zelda Argument 0
#49 - I actually always liked that because I'd rather work with a te… 02/18/2014 on Everytim +3
#48 - My mom had a lot of boyfriends while I was growing up, so we m… 02/18/2014 on Everytim 0
#92 - I love that term and I love you for using it. 02/18/2014 on possibly the best adventure... 0
#195 - A Canadian knows what's going on in our government better than…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on Bipartisanship +1
User avatar #205 - durkadurka (02/18/2014) [-]
He did get a lot of that partially wrong (but he still knows a lot considering that he's not even living in the country. I can't say I know nearly as much about Canadian politics).
User avatar #207 - jajathezombie (02/18/2014) [-]
That's kind of what I'm saying. He at least got more right than the guy he replied to (even if it was a troll and I'm like 75% sure it was now that I think about it).
#113 - When she came out and everyone was making a big deal about it … 02/18/2014 on I get it +1
#87 - What does it mean elsewhere?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2014 on possibly the best adventure... +1
User avatar #91 - adrianking (02/18/2014) [-]
Lady bits.
User avatar #92 - jajathezombie (02/18/2014) [-]
I love that term and I love you for using it.

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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