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jajathezombie

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/02/2010
Last Login:3/02/2015
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    Minnie is a thumb whore Minnie is a thumb whore
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    THAT FACE THAT FACE
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    AWWW YEAH AWWW YEAH
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    Seasons Seasons
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    The REAL mother! The REAL mother!
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latest user's comments

#31 - I'd suspect he prefers tuna  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on /adv/ 0
User avatar #32 - frankwest (02/25/2015) [-]
Are you hot?
#11 - When I was 12 I used to let my dog lick my cunt all the time t…  [+] (21 new replies) 02/25/2015 on /adv/ +34
User avatar #48 - keatontheghostfox (02/26/2015) [-]
And secret time is over!
#47 - hejhag (02/26/2015) [-]
#30 - gisuar (02/25/2015) [-]
Claudia hat nen Schäferhund Claudia has a shepard's dog and she got it for a reason (loose translation)
User avatar #22 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/25/2015) [-]
The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog for you my dear
Lyrics:

So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be Face-to-face
And I'll lay right down In my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'm
User avatar #41 - thestooges (02/25/2015) [-]
not sure that's what iggy meant bruv
User avatar #23 - lolme (02/25/2015) [-]
I thought I was weird by masturbating to drawn porn (Not tentacle loli shit, just normal drawn porn). But this, this takes the cake.
#21 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
You belong on this site
#19 - worldatarms (02/25/2015) [-]
We all did weird shit when we were young
User avatar #17 - cookiecoketwo (02/25/2015) [-]
There's an entire website dedicated to that.
User avatar #20 - yunogasaii (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm sure there's a lot more than only one website dedicated to bestiality.
User avatar #24 - cookiecoketwo (02/25/2015) [-]
You'd know
User avatar #27 - nelliel (02/25/2015) [-]
id know
User avatar #25 - yunogasaii (02/25/2015) [-]
Please, there's at least a thousand (insert fetish here) porn site for every normal website.
User avatar #18 - cookiecoketwo (02/25/2015) [-]
#16 - zoroso (02/25/2015) [-]
I don't know how I feel about this other than entertained
#15 - marcx (02/25/2015) [-]
well what do you expect with all that raw zombie meat. dogs love raw meat. steak usually works better than beef curtains.
User avatar #31 - jajathezombie (02/25/2015) [-]
I'd suspect he prefers tuna
User avatar #32 - frankwest (02/25/2015) [-]
Are you hot?
#14 - anonexplains (02/25/2015) [-]
I am a dude and I let my dog lick my asshole while jerking off
User avatar #13 - joedeltaco (02/25/2015) [-]
Wtf man. me too.
#12 - aximil (02/25/2015) [-]
#484 - Picture 02/25/2015 on descript. -1
#129 - I used to work on a horse farm. At a hay auction, the owner of… 02/13/2015 on If your +3
#21 - I always tip delivery drivers very well. They remember it and … 02/09/2015 on /b/tard tips the pizza... 0
#139 - Meh, I have a boa who's around 6 feet long. I let my 3-year-ol… 02/09/2015 on Sneks +2
#22 - But his name is barebacking 02/06/2015 on [Generic Tumblr Insult] 0
#332 - Yup. 02/06/2015 on wake up to reality 0
#32 - Nothing wrong with slutting it up as long as you're safe about…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on wake up to reality 0
#306 - anonexplains (02/06/2015) [-]
found the slut
User avatar #332 - jajathezombie (02/06/2015) [-]
Yup.
#20 - When I was a kid I used to stick a popsicle stick into a stick…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Wut 0
User avatar #26 - roninneko (02/05/2015) [-]
Was it salted butter? Cuz in that case, that might explain it... I can see it working if you're either a kid or just really, really stoned...

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User avatar #47 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
I forgot about you...
User avatar #44 - mayormilkman (12/30/2013) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#45 to #44 - jajathezombie (12/30/2013) [-]
The prettiest :3
User avatar #46 to #45 - mayormilkman (12/31/2013) [-]
Excellent.
User avatar #43 - mayormilkman (08/31/2013) [-]
lesbians
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User avatar #33 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
#34 to #33 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Moose tracks all the way
User avatar #35 to #34 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Awesome. Should I pick it up from the grocery store before or after the hot hot sex?
User avatar #36 to #35 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Definitely before. We can use it as lube.
User avatar #37 to #36 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking more of oral while it's in your mouth, but your idea works too.
User avatar #38 to #37 - jajathezombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Fill my orifices with it and try to find the peanut butter cups with your tongue you filthy scoundrel.
User avatar #40 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
Are you a masochist?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dedaluminus (07/25/2013) [-]
I have much better things to fill your orifices with than ice cream.
User avatar #22 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #23 to #22 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
jajathezombie

Do you like butts?
#24 to #23 - jajathezombie (07/20/2013) [-]
I cannot lie
I cannot lie
User avatar #25 to #24 - mayormilkman (07/20/2013) [-]
Lots of people like butts!

Butts are nice.
User avatar #19 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
This should be the last time I'm bringing it up:

Should I bother delivering? I've had a Facebook account for a while by now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jajathezombie (06/01/2013) [-]
Honestly I'm way over it, but hey if you want to, go on ahead.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mayormilkman (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. I just wanted to resolve it.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (04/24/2013) [-]
I have come across you once more.
#13 to #12 - jajathezombie (04/24/2013) [-]
Holy carp it's you again!
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
Yes. How's it going?
User avatar #15 to #14 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
Quite well, actually. Yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I should try to stop being so lazy, but I'm fine.
User avatar #17 to #16 - jajathezombie (04/27/2013) [-]
I probably should too, but I'm too lazy to put effort into not being lazy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (04/27/2013) [-]
I know how that feels.
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User avatar #7 - mayormilkman (09/28/2012) [-]
I found myself here again. I guess I'll never be forgiven.
User avatar #8 to #7 - jajathezombie (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd like to forgive you, but at this point, if I do, I fear you'll forget about me.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mayormilkman (11/07/2012) [-]
I found this at the bottom of my notifications. Do I win?
#9 to #8 - mayormilkman (10/13/2012) [-]
I just want to make up for that rude incident. I want to make sure that all if fine now. Is that alright?

Then again, it was a pretty minor thing, and it was over a year ago. Still I want to be nice.
#4 - mayormilkman (04/13/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2332888/Does/249#249

I don't even know why I still remember this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - jajathezombie (04/14/2012) [-]
I completely forgot about that, but now that I remember, you are not forgiven... unless I am shown a picture of that fish eating that cat.
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (07/21/2011) [-]
hi
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