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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
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#10 - Picture 04/30/2016 on Draw your character +18
#2 - Picture 04/30/2016 on Explicit Adult Material +1
#7 - nah, we gave him to my brothers 4th grade teacher who had anot…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2016 on Fish +3
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#17 - xxnegociatorxx (05/01/2016) [-]
He wouldn't stop murdering so you sent him on an assassination mission? Ice cold
#5 - I had a Hermit crab that would kill any other hermit crab that…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/30/2016 on Fish +23
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#24 - kaiyuni (05/01/2016) [-]
Perfectly normal. Hermit crabs are probably one of the most competitive species (with their own species, that is) in nature. Land or sea.
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#8 - lordlolland (04/30/2016) [-]
Speaking of murderous pets.
Before I was born, my mother lived in an apartment in Copenhagen. One day a female zebra finch flew through her open window and decided it now lived with her. Mother was cool with it and named the finch Miss Pip. Pip means Peep
She went to consult a pet shop on proper care, they told her Zebra finches didn't like to be alone so she bought a male zebra finch to keep Miss Pip company, she named the male finch Mr. Pip and renamed Miss Pip to Mrs. Pip.

But apparently Mrs. Pip didn't know zebra finches were supposed to live in pairs or just didn't like her new husband and plucked all his feathers off so he got cold and died of pneumonia.
Mother bought a new male zebra finch named Mr Pip II, but after a second mariticide closely mirroring the first one, she got the message and let Mrs. Pip live alone.
#25 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
What the fuck, your mom just adopts birds? That is so cool.
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#6 - synchron (04/30/2016) [-]
You got the Ted Bundy of hermit crabs. You can either train him to be the best hermit-gladiator of his time or let him live his hate-filled life alone.
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#7 - jacodpwns (04/30/2016) [-]
nah, we gave him to my brothers 4th grade teacher who had another hermit crab that was a class pet My brother hated her, as did everyone else in our elementary school
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#17 - xxnegociatorxx (05/01/2016) [-]
He wouldn't stop murdering so you sent him on an assassination mission? Ice cold
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#16 - were ****** m8  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2016 on Firemen saving Police 0
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#17 - warioteam (04/29/2016) [-]
oh shid
#22 - anon (04/29/2016) [-]
asian cone man
#5 - The 1% ate my sandwich 04/29/2016 on Blame Game +2