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Pokemon Go has taken over my lifecomment
Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Location:MA
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#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on Pokemon Go Teams +4
#17 - psyachu (07/20/2016) [-]
#37 - you should make a mentions list for these comics 07/20/2016 on The One To Remember (Mead) +2
#69 - in greggs? 07/20/2016 on [MORBID] Hostage situation... +39
#90 - Picture 07/19/2016 on Love +12
#7 - Picture 07/19/2016 on The Tale Teller +1
#159 - Benis?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2016 on QnA 0
#197 - soule (07/18/2016) [-]
Benis.
#2 - that guy aint gonna **** for weeks eating all that cheese  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2016 on save the burger +19
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#9 - sidnineonefourtwo (07/17/2016) [-]
Pretty sure they're gonna die after consuming that.
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#14 - scarredwolf (07/17/2016) [-]
So technically he wont shit for weeks right? Because he'll be dead
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#15 - Tusura (07/17/2016) [-]
When you die, you immediately release your bowels because you're no longer subconsciously holding those muscles to prevent shitting yourself.

After that though, they wouldn't shit for weeks.
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#17 - sumerfag (07/17/2016) [-]
he wouldn't die right away though, what if his bowels got totally blocked before it finally killed him?
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#18 - Tusura (07/17/2016) [-]
The muscles would still release, letting the kraken get out.
#26 - you can if you have a tower  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2016 on YOU MCFUCKED UP NOW +112
#48 - lonelyhermit (07/17/2016) [-]
MFW I use a laptop
#65 - shawnshyguy (07/17/2016) [-]
Get a desk with a door on it, like this
Ignore my mess and intel core 2 quad sticker on my shit PC
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#94 - tenurian (07/17/2016) [-]
Dont you mean drawer, not door?
#143 - shawnshyguy (07/18/2016) [-]
no
#144 - tenurian (07/18/2016) [-]
I stand corrected
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#67 - manza (07/17/2016) [-]
give me that penny pls
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#70 - shawnshyguy (07/17/2016) [-]
sorry, can't
I'm Jewish
#4 - how did no one catch onto that until now 07/16/2016 on Plankton sure knows how to... 0
#6 - there are other flavors 07/16/2016 on ...if you're brave enough. +2