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#3 - Mr. Rogers got me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on Favoriite Feels +29
#68 - lawlfailwinepic (10/12/2014) [-]
i know this makes me sound like an asshole, but that .gif is fucking hilarious
#3 - but...I already own all these games 09/25/2014 on Steam Sale 0
#109 - Picture 09/25/2014 on I agree. 0
#3 - Picture 09/25/2014 on ayyyyy +2
#3 - Picture 09/25/2014 on Anon's startup idea 0
#171 - I would LOVE to see this in court 09/25/2014 on Another fun roll day 0
#170 - **jacodpwns rolled image ** 09/25/2014 on Another fun roll day 0
#7 - Picture 09/25/2014 on youdied +1
#29 - ah, now I understand. 09/25/2014 on I agree. +5
#26 - that is a glorious roll 09/25/2014 on samefag +3
#27 - I think I scared them off by accident. Here's a short story of…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2014 on I agree. +9
User avatar #107 - Ashtaroth (09/25/2014) [-]
Back in high school I hung out with the stoner army. There was this one dude (we'll call him Steve) whose mom simply didn't give a shit what he did, so there was always like 20 people there getting high and drunk. So one day we're all watching TV and somebody bursts in the front door and yells "Jehovah's Witnesses! 6 doors down and approaching fast!" The usual response for most people is to just ignore them, but with 9 cars outside obviously associated with the house, we couldn't very well pull the "nobody home" card. Plus we're all sick of the door to door plague (it was literally every other day). So Steve flies into action. "D, get that big ass blanket from the front room couch and pin it over the window and kill all the lights! Mike, grab every candle you can find! Travis, bust out your CD collection and put some Type-O or something on the stereo! I'll be back!" and disappears into his room.

Two minutes later he returns garbed in a black hooded robe with the super wide sleeves that dangle down. His Halloween costume from the previous year. He's also holding a rather nasty looking dagger. He goes all site manager and within another two minutes we've got a couple dozen candles burning in a dark room. Everybody stood well back from the door in the shadows so that our faces might just barely be visible and when the doorbell rang, Steve very slowly opened up to greet the poor folks whose lives are about to be irrevocably altered. "Hi! Would you like to hear the Good Word?!" or whatever it was they said in a rather uncertain voice. Steve lifts his head up all horror movie style and responds, "No, thank you. But if you'd like to join us, we're just about ready to sacrifice the cat."

I've never seen such a look of complete and utter horror before. They didn't say anything else. Just turned around and hurried away. This was more than 10 years ago, and to this day not a single door to door has bothered Steve's place.
#119 - doublegenesis (09/25/2014) [-]
as a former witness I lol'd
#109 - jacodpwns (09/25/2014) [-]
#28 - bubblesbubble (09/25/2014) [-]
yeah... There have been times where witnesses have gotten shot, so they're supposed to keep themselves safe. One out of every few can get a little gutsy, but kudos for scaring them off without being an asshole
User avatar #29 - jacodpwns (09/25/2014) [-]
ah, now I understand.
#32 - reminded me of this song for some reason 09/25/2014 on I don't want to work 0
#75 - Picture 09/25/2014 on r00d 0
#127 - Picture 09/25/2014 on Frozen +4
#30 - Hail Hydra! 09/24/2014 on What kind of money is this? +1
#14 - About 4 years ago, I had a new first-time patient visit the of… 09/24/2014 on Have patience +3
#12 - Picture 09/24/2014 on Have patience +15
#99 - good point. 09/24/2014 on Thank you Based Mom +1
#84 - especially middle eastern countries, ones controlled partially…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Thank you Based Mom +1
User avatar #97 - timmywankenobi (09/24/2014) [-]
Do You honestly think any narcissistic 1st world feminists are going to put their lives in danger for other people ?! laugh harder
User avatar #99 - jacodpwns (09/24/2014) [-]
good point.
#112 - Picture 09/24/2014 on Yay +21
#4 - thanks 09/23/2014 on IT'S TOO LATE +1
#3 - Comment deleted 09/23/2014 on IT'S TOO LATE 0
#1 - can someone make a gif of this?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on IT'S TOO LATE +1
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#2 - bloodyjackson (09/23/2014) [-]
Here you go man.
User avatar #4 - jacodpwns (09/23/2014) [-]
thanks
#28 - sauce? 09/22/2014 on My princess definitely is... +1
#9 - MSpaint skills off the chart 09/22/2014 on My ancestors are smiling at... 0
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