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jackthexiv

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Video Games Played: Dark souls, Far cry 3, Borderlands 2,
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Interests: The Funny,
Date Signed Up:2/25/2011
Last Login:8/31/2015
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Suddenly There was a light, Not to bright but with enough power to illuminate the empty cavern, along the walls were written truth, Jeremiah was a bullfrog, he was a good friend of mine, I never understood a word he said But i helped him drink his wine

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#47 - I have an amazing job, I make at least a hundred in cash every…  [+] (29 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Funnyjunk=Tumblr +5
#163 - fourtunehunters (21 hours ago) [-]
Hey man, there's always a reason to keep going.

I don't know if this is what you need to hear, but I know that when I'm feeling down I like to hear things like this: You shouldn't give up for one simple reason, to show people that you're a tough SOB who isn't about to back down from the fight. Believe me man, I know it can be tough, I've had some bad times myself, but you always have to just get back up, look at yourself in the mirror and say "Fuck this shit, I'm not just gonna sit here and do nothing." Try to make small changes, even if it's just one small thing like getting a drink at a bar with some friends after work for an hour or something, it's the small things that can make the biggest changes, trust me. Also, don't forget to smile whenever you start to feel down, it's proven that the act of smiling, even if you don't feel like it, can help you start to feel better, whenever I feel down I just smile and, soon enough, start to laugh about feeling upset over nothing.

I don't know if that helps you, but I seriously hope it does. Every life is worth living, we all have such amazing potential available to us, and it's up to us to reach it. I know it sounds cheesy, but don't think that the stars are an unreachable goal, unreachable is just another word for "I fucking dare you to try and go beyond what you think you're capable of." Like our hero Shia Labeouf said, "JUST DO IT!"
#161 - bruceleexplains (21 hours ago) [-]
Man, defeat is not defeat unless accepted as a reality-in your own mind. If you want to be able to make dates, be able to go out with friends and have something to care about, find a new job with times that you can do those things. And remember.

One will never find the light unless, like the candle, they are their own fuel, consuming themselves.
#107 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
You know what you need to do, why complain to us? You're the only one who can fix your own life.
User avatar #178 - privatepumpanickel (20 hours ago) [-]
HE WAS HALF FUCKING JOKING.
#81 - barsaka (08/30/2015) [-]
Thats exactly what bruce is talking about. Think out of the box, change your life. Do sport, find a hobby outside your room, lift, make admin proud, travel, like the other guy told you. Try for realz and you will find something.
User avatar #80 - necroshredder (08/30/2015) [-]
I know how it feels being alone, cooped up in a cubical, not having alot of friends to hang out with. some people just dont need to have as much social time as others but if its anything i know its just not healthy not socializing. Im not gonna tell you how to live your life Its your choice to do whatever ,but the least i can do is give you someone to talk to. so if you ever feeling up to talking about whatever or possibly do whatever im down.
#72 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Save a couple grand a year and go traveling. There's some pretty amazing places on this planet. So far I've been to India, Nepal (twice), China and Japan on my own. It's not too hard to organize, Lonely Planet throrntree forum is a good resource.
#50 - fukkentyranitar (08/30/2015) [-]
Why be miserable as shit and not do anything to change it? If your "schedule" gets in the way of your social life, make the necessary changes. Even if you gotta find a new job. Life is too short to be a miserable shut in. I'm not even 20 and I've gotten tired of sitting on my ass and doing nothing with myself apart from work or school. Sure you could off yourself and end the bullshit. But you'd only miss out on everything that could have gone right in your life.
User avatar #136 - privatepumpanickel (21 hours ago) [-]
I fucking hate people who think they can just give obvious advice and the person's gonna be like

"oh my God...I never thought of it that way before! Thanks, doctor!"

"if ur lyf is bad...change it lol"

there is a thousand and one reasons as to why it is not that fucking easy. For anyone. All you can do is be strong and have a positive outlook and try your hardest, and even those who try their damn hardest still end up in the gutter. I hate how fucking flippantly, everyone thinks they can just SAY THE OBVIOUS and then the person will just click their fingers and yeah shazam, thanks dickwad
#171 - fukkentyranitar (20 hours ago) [-]
Aren't you a petty piece of shit. I'm not looking for approval or any of that shit. Only thing I did was try to make someone feel less shitty about their situation. Please forgive my transgression against humanity; I'm such a piece of shit.
Tell you what, when you quit being such a salty bastard, you can at the very least attempt to help the person before you criticize everyone else for doing so. Have a nice life you miserable cock meat sandwich.
User avatar #174 - privatepumpanickel (20 hours ago) [-]
Also, the dude has a good sense of tragic humour, and probably isn't as hung up as the comment made it out to be. Everyone else decided to get the half joking style in which he said it, other than the self-righteous cock womble that is yourself, jumping at the chance to shove your high horse down their throats.

"hey, why don't you get a better job/car/house/family and restrain any form of human emotion for the sake of being a useful member of society like me? You can still be an edgy cunt, just look at yours truly!"
#184 - fukkentyranitar (20 hours ago) [-]
Chill the fuck out. I was trying to help. And which part of my comment said to restrain human emotion? You're reaching for conclusions that have no cohesion with what I said. Only thing I said was to mix up his schedule and not lock himself in the house all day. If anyone is being an edgy cunt, its you.
User avatar #188 - privatepumpanickel (19 hours ago) [-]
what i'm saying is what makes you think they haven't already tried. It takes time.
User avatar #187 - privatepumpanickel (19 hours ago) [-]
what makes you think i'm mad? And the way you said it, I just found insensitive. People work at different paces, and people struggle. Some people can't work at all if they're depressed. Some areas have poor housing and get refused, wait years on waiting lists to get re-housed, some people have panic attacks stepping over the damn doorstep, what makes you think that they haven't already thought of what they want and need to do?
Of COURSE they've already thought what you just said. It's so obvious and don't tell me you never knew that. But then you breeze in and point it out like its their life solution and they've never even tried and theyre gonna jmup up and do it because you suddenly remind them. Some people find it so damn easy, like its just so natural,.. Don't like job? Waltz into another. Don't have social life? Do cartwheels into a social club.
User avatar #190 - fukkentyranitar (19 hours ago) [-]
And I'm supposed to just know if someone has serious anxiety or if they tried everything? Seriously, it looks as if you're using me to vent about your own issues. I tried to be helpful. Thats that. I don't know what the fuck you end game is, but mine was to be helpful. You can ramble on and call everyone stupid if you like, but you're only chasing your own tail at this point. Let me know how being fake offended for everyone else works out for you.
User avatar #192 - privatepumpanickel (8 hours ago) [-]
dude...just leave it, you're embarrassing yourself. Stop trying to put words in my mouth and twist my agenda, mine was obvious, yours was a feeble attempt at showing off your pedestool. "well... I PERSONALLY do THIS in life...why dont YOU ALL follow MY footsteps?"
Nothing's personal lol. We don't need to go deeper. You're trying so hard to find fault in me pointing out you're an obvious anus, but you know i'm right. You're getting too desperate. Just sshhh.
User avatar #193 - fukkentyranitar (4 hours ago) [-]
Seriously, what did I say that was so offensive? The only thing you've done is call me stupid and give me a shit load of hypothetical scenarios which no sane human being would come up with so quickly without being a licensed professional. Then you proceeded to call me stupid but with longer words and continued to be more sjw while puffing up your chest as if you won something. Now you're still calling me stupid and claiming that I was trying to prove something and that your "agenda" was clear when you provided next to no evidence to support that claim. You say you aren't taking it personally when your entire dialogue says the complete opposite and comes to no logical conclusion. Like I said; my "agenda" was to be helpful. Your "agenda" is still very unclear. I mean, unless your plan was to make me beg and plea for you forgiveness despite the fact that I've done nothing wrong. I'd understand your argument a hell of a lot better if you just came out and told me what the point of all this was. Otherwise, you're just being asinine.
User avatar #194 - privatepumpanickel (4 hours ago) [-]
sorry, i've got on with my life at this point, I thought you had a wonderful life to tend to? Byeee xoxox
#195 - fukkentyranitar (3 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit you are actually insane.
User avatar #172 - privatepumpanickel (20 hours ago) [-]
Maybe, just maybe, it'd be easier if you tried to fix your own cancerous self before giving out completely useless, patronizing, naïve advice like it's the easiest thing in the world?
Maybe people like you need informing that not everyones minds are as simple as yours obviously is, and we don't work by pressing fucking buttons placed strategically around our skull.

DO THING: DO NOT DO THING: REACT BLACK: REACT WHITE:
#173 - fukkentyranitar (20 hours ago) [-]
Did I touch a nerve or something? You seem pretty fired up about something as irrelevant and insignificant as a comment on FJ.
User avatar #175 - privatepumpanickel (20 hours ago) [-]
oh Jesus, you're more invalid than I thought.

Yes little one, play the "lolol u mad" card and run into the sunset on your pompous steed. Have a nice life
User avatar #176 - Sunset (20 hours ago) [-]
hi
User avatar #177 - privatepumpanickel (20 hours ago) [-]
hello...?
User avatar #179 - Sunset (20 hours ago) [-]
nice tits
User avatar #180 - privatepumpanickel (20 hours ago) [-]
where?
User avatar #181 - Sunset (20 hours ago) [-]
there
User avatar #182 - privatepumpanickel (20 hours ago) [-]
right over where?
#183 - Sunset (20 hours ago) [-]
#29 - come on, kid you know what he meant  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Awesome balance +19
User avatar #53 - filipasalucard (08/30/2015) [-]
what movie was that from? :3
#55 - percynuts (08/30/2015) [-]
The gods must be crazy
#15 - here have this space booty  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on People are wierd +7
User avatar #58 - keybladewarrior (08/30/2015) [-]
She'splaying Pokemon with Godzilla and Mothera as monsterS? Nintendo pls?
User avatar #32 - nanako (08/30/2015) [-]
Kinsey?
#13 - SO= significant Other?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2015 on People are wierd +9
User avatar #14 - cubicalpayload (08/29/2015) [-]
No, soggy oreo.
#95 - iqequalzero (08/30/2015) [-]
Senior Officer.
#15 - jackthexiv (08/29/2015) [-]
here have this space booty
User avatar #58 - keybladewarrior (08/30/2015) [-]
She'splaying Pokemon with Godzilla and Mothera as monsterS? Nintendo pls?
User avatar #32 - nanako (08/30/2015) [-]
Kinsey?
#15 - You know there's always that one guy who's incredibly skilled … 08/29/2015 on Impressive +104
#30 - i got some of the space tiddies, who has the other space tiddi… 08/29/2015 on SciFi Friday 0
#8 - think about it guys, Does this car only have 2 wheels , there … 08/26/2015 on Cars +3
#15 - Initially i thought the catcher was mocking the batter, and i … 08/26/2015 on Do the hand hurty +2
#17 - gotta commend the guy he was up and ready to go in less than 3… 08/26/2015 on Waking up before your alarm +12
#23 - well maybe the timer wouldn't "See" into the Fourth …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on well then. 0
User avatar #47 - Kairyuka (08/26/2015) [-]
It wouldn't see into the fourth dimension, rather it'd see OUT of the fourth dimension. Think of it this way: We're three-dimensional beings, perceiving time linearly, in much the same fashion a 2-dimensional drawing on a piece of paper could only perceive the world in a 2D-manner. We could notice several pieces of paper stacked on top of each other but a 2-dimensional being could not, no matter how closely stacked they are. Same with 4th to 3rd dimension. Peeking out from the 4th dimension would allow you to see the entire timeline of a given point, along with all possible side-lying possibilities.
User avatar #46 - Thundergod (08/26/2015) [-]
That would most likely place it in the 5th dimension then, since, if we assume temporal flow is the axis added rather than physical, we would reach the realm of possibilities, where it does not count down on a beginning-to-end timeline, but rather the timeline that travels the shortest based on the decisions you would normally make in life. It likely wouldn't be able to account for freak accidents like a bolt of lightning(unless it starts counting down the second you step outside), but the paradox of the idea stems from the original two countering statements, that A, you have something that can provide what should be a definite date of death, which would show proof perfect there is no free will and that the 4th dimension IS all time existing at once, and B, it can change depending on your actions, showing proof perfect of free will's EXISTENCE and that we really don't know what comes after three dimensions. And holy shit I get smart when I'm tired.
#29 - byser (08/25/2015) [-]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #38 - jackthexiv ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Hey, Levvy, wanna go out for coffee somtime?
User avatar #36 - jackthexiv ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
xskullgirlsx is an okay guy
#37 to #36 - xskullgirlsx ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #30 - jackthexiv ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
i think im depressed
User avatar #31 to #30 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
That's sad but what the hell is your avatar
User avatar #32 to #31 - jackthexiv ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
why? do you like it or is it weird?
User avatar #33 to #32 - theflamingfire (10/22/2014) [-]
Idk I'm just wondering that it is
#34 to #33 - jackthexiv ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
it's an animated version of a picture of myself
#29 - jackthexiv ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - blartonfairweather (07/27/2012) [-]
Sup, mate?   
   
You are one funny dude, I have to admit, haha.
Sup, mate?

You are one funny dude, I have to admit, haha.
#4 to #3 - jackthexiv ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
thanks, I do try.
#5 to #4 - blartonfairweather (07/27/2012) [-]
Haha, no problem, and well keep at it, your 			****		 makes me lol :D
Haha, no problem, and well keep at it, your **** makes me lol :D
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