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Suddenly There was a light, Not to bright but with enough power to illuminate the empty cavern, along the walls were written truth, Jeremiah was a bullfrog, he was a good friend of mine, I never understood a word he said But i helped him drink his wine
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|#47 - I have an amazing job, I make at least a hundred in cash every… [+] (29 new replies)||08/30/2015 on Funnyjunk=Tumblr||+5|
#163 - fourtunehunters (21 hours ago) [-]
I don't know if this is what you need to hear, but I know that when I'm feeling down I like to hear things like this: You shouldn't give up for one simple reason, to show people that you're a tough SOB who isn't about to back down from the fight. Believe me man, I know it can be tough, I've had some bad times myself, but you always have to just get back up, look at yourself in the mirror and say "Fuck this shit, I'm not just gonna sit here and do nothing." Try to make small changes, even if it's just one small thing like getting a drink at a bar with some friends after work for an hour or something, it's the small things that can make the biggest changes, trust me. Also, don't forget to smile whenever you start to feel down, it's proven that the act of smiling, even if you don't feel like it, can help you start to feel better, whenever I feel down I just smile and, soon enough, start to laugh about feeling upset over nothing.
I don't know if that helps you, but I seriously hope it does. Every life is worth living, we all have such amazing potential available to us, and it's up to us to reach it. I know it sounds cheesy, but don't think that the stars are an unreachable goal, unreachable is just another word for "I fucking dare you to try and go beyond what you think you're capable of." Like our hero Shia Labeouf said, "JUST DO IT!"
#161 - bruceleexplains (21 hours ago) [-]
One will never find the light unless, like the candle, they are their own fuel, consuming themselves.
#107 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
#80 - necroshredder (08/30/2015) [-]
I know how it feels being alone, cooped up in a cubical, not having alot of friends to hang out with. some people just dont need to have as much social time as others but if its anything i know its just not healthy not socializing. Im not gonna tell you how to live your life Its your choice to do whatever ,but the least i can do is give you someone to talk to. so if you ever feeling up to talking about whatever or possibly do whatever im down.
#72 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
Save a couple grand a year and go traveling. There's some pretty amazing places on this planet. So far I've been to India, Nepal (twice), China and Japan on my own. It's not too hard to organize, Lonely Planet throrntree forum is a good resource.
#50 - fukkentyranitar (08/30/2015) [-]
#136 - privatepumpanickel (21 hours ago) [-]
I fucking hate people who think they can just give obvious advice and the person's gonna be like
"oh my God...I never thought of it that way before! Thanks, doctor!"
"if ur lyf is bad...change it lol"
there is a thousand and one reasons as to why it is not that fucking easy. For anyone. All you can do is be strong and have a positive outlook and try your hardest, and even those who try their damn hardest still end up in the gutter. I hate how fucking flippantly, everyone thinks they can just SAY THE OBVIOUS and then the person will just click their fingers and yeah shazam, thanks dickwad
#171 - fukkentyranitar (20 hours ago) [-]
Tell you what, when you quit being such a salty bastard, you can at the very least attempt to help the person before you criticize everyone else for doing so. Have a nice life you miserable cock meat sandwich.
#174 - privatepumpanickel (20 hours ago) [-]
Also, the dude has a good sense of tragic humour, and probably isn't as hung up as the comment made it out to be. Everyone else decided to get the half joking style in which he said it, other than the self-righteous cock womble that is yourself, jumping at the chance to shove your high horse down their throats.
"hey, why don't you get a better job/car/house/family and restrain any form of human emotion for the sake of being a useful member of society like me? You can still be an edgy cunt, just look at yours truly!"
#184 - fukkentyranitar (20 hours ago) [-]
#187 - privatepumpanickel (19 hours ago) [-]
what makes you think i'm mad? And the way you said it, I just found insensitive. People work at different paces, and people struggle. Some people can't work at all if they're depressed. Some areas have poor housing and get refused, wait years on waiting lists to get re-housed, some people have panic attacks stepping over the damn doorstep, what makes you think that they haven't already thought of what they want and need to do?
Of COURSE they've already thought what you just said. It's so obvious and don't tell me you never knew that. But then you breeze in and point it out like its their life solution and they've never even tried and theyre gonna jmup up and do it because you suddenly remind them. Some people find it so damn easy, like its just so natural,.. Don't like job? Waltz into another. Don't have social life? Do cartwheels into a social club.
#190 - fukkentyranitar (19 hours ago) [-]
And I'm supposed to just know if someone has serious anxiety or if they tried everything? Seriously, it looks as if you're using me to vent about your own issues. I tried to be helpful. Thats that. I don't know what the fuck you end game is, but mine was to be helpful. You can ramble on and call everyone stupid if you like, but you're only chasing your own tail at this point. Let me know how being fake offended for everyone else works out for you.
#192 - privatepumpanickel (8 hours ago) [-]
dude...just leave it, you're embarrassing yourself. Stop trying to put words in my mouth and twist my agenda, mine was obvious, yours was a feeble attempt at showing off your pedestool. "well... I PERSONALLY do THIS in life...why dont YOU ALL follow MY footsteps?"
Nothing's personal lol. We don't need to go deeper. You're trying so hard to find fault in me pointing out you're an obvious anus, but you know i'm right. You're getting too desperate. Just sshhh.
#193 - fukkentyranitar (4 hours ago) [-]
Seriously, what did I say that was so offensive? The only thing you've done is call me stupid and give me a shit load of hypothetical scenarios which no sane human being would come up with so quickly without being a licensed professional. Then you proceeded to call me stupid but with longer words and continued to be more sjw while puffing up your chest as if you won something. Now you're still calling me stupid and claiming that I was trying to prove something and that your "agenda" was clear when you provided next to no evidence to support that claim. You say you aren't taking it personally when your entire dialogue says the complete opposite and comes to no logical conclusion. Like I said; my "agenda" was to be helpful. Your "agenda" is still very unclear. I mean, unless your plan was to make me beg and plea for you forgiveness despite the fact that I've done nothing wrong. I'd understand your argument a hell of a lot better if you just came out and told me what the point of all this was. Otherwise, you're just being asinine.
#172 - privatepumpanickel (20 hours ago) [-]
Maybe, just maybe, it'd be easier if you tried to fix your own cancerous self before giving out completely useless, patronizing, naïve advice like it's the easiest thing in the world?
Maybe people like you need informing that not everyones minds are as simple as yours obviously is, and we don't work by pressing fucking buttons placed strategically around our skull.
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#47 - Kairyuka (08/26/2015) [-]
It wouldn't see into the fourth dimension, rather it'd see OUT of the fourth dimension. Think of it this way: We're three-dimensional beings, perceiving time linearly, in much the same fashion a 2-dimensional drawing on a piece of paper could only perceive the world in a 2D-manner. We could notice several pieces of paper stacked on top of each other but a 2-dimensional being could not, no matter how closely stacked they are. Same with 4th to 3rd dimension. Peeking out from the 4th dimension would allow you to see the entire timeline of a given point, along with all possible side-lying possibilities.
#46 - Thundergod (08/26/2015) [-]
That would most likely place it in the 5th dimension then, since, if we assume temporal flow is the axis added rather than physical, we would reach the realm of possibilities, where it does not count down on a beginning-to-end timeline, but rather the timeline that travels the shortest based on the decisions you would normally make in life. It likely wouldn't be able to account for freak accidents like a bolt of lightning(unless it starts counting down the second you step outside), but the paradox of the idea stems from the original two countering statements, that A, you have something that can provide what should be a definite date of death, which would show proof perfect there is no free will and that the 4th dimension IS all time existing at once, and B, it can change depending on your actions, showing proof perfect of free will's EXISTENCE and that we really don't know what comes after three dimensions. And holy shit I get smart when I'm tired.