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#205 - Ha! Good luck finding him! 10/04/2015 on Would you push it? Sex edition 0
#8 - Used to be, until I found out how much of a dick he was.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2015 on Real friends on this site? 0
#1251 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
And I can see you're still incredibly grateful for me giving you not only a place to live but also a job and a ride to and from school every day. Especially after you threw a bitchfit because you wouldn't pay me the money you owed and moved out taking all your stuff and quite a bit of mine with you. Yet you still have the balls to call ME a "shit person"?

You want to see a shit person, go check out a mirror some time.
#3919 - Comment deleted 07/06/2015 on Try out new ROLL BUTTON 0
#1260 - **jackspadess used "*roll picture*"** **jackspadess rolled … 06/27/2015 on This is your new husband 0
#1930 - And if that's not good enough, here's my and my bro bro with s… 06/05/2015 on Interesting FJers Contest 0
#1929 - That is a for real real wolf. Not just some dawg dawg.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Interesting FJers Contest 0
#1930 - jackspadess (06/05/2015) [-]
And if that's not good enough, here's my and my bro bro with some snakes.
#54 - Comment deleted 06/05/2015 on Curiosity 0
#968 - My first name is Jack and my middle name is spades and I'm ver… 05/18/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#2 - Because it's on a constant loop and I don't know how to make g… 01/22/2015 on Bored in Math 0
#12 - Picture 01/21/2015 on corso's profile 0
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User avatar #1 - corso (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday.
You queerbag.
User avatar #2 to #1 - jackspadess (05/24/2013) [-]
Thanks a **** ton you dickwaffle. you wanna know something, I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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