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#5 - oh damn, i never really went to my cabin, so maybe that's why … 07/26/2014 on Quality Bioware product +1
#4 - Comment deleted 07/26/2014 on 1 0
#5 - i can't understand your comment after "twf" i don't …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Fabulous comic +4
User avatar #6 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
tfw = the face when. Maybe he got it wrong.

also the dude steals the car because he remembers how his family got killed by one, then he crashe it so it wont kill anyone (although it was about to kill him)
User avatar #11 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
i think you're right, theflamingfire is missing the fact that it's two different cars that hit the deer and get crashed into a tree.
User avatar #8 - theflamingfire (07/26/2014) [-]
No I think he ran over a deer he liked but she started a family with a alpha deer
User avatar #9 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
whatev.
#10 - theflamingfire (07/26/2014) [-]
No this is a big deal?! We need to find out are lifes depend on it.
User avatar #23 - kabuthefox (07/27/2014) [-]
its pretty simple
the car in his memory is even a fucking different color....
#17 - jamiemsm (07/27/2014) [-]
he remembers humans road killing his family so he takes revenge.
dont know if he suicides or just dont know how to drive after but the end is he dies
User avatar #32 - graenko (07/27/2014) [-]
if you look closely you can see the deer running out and away from the car before it explodes
User avatar #13 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
the deer was kill

your comment is so horrible in grammar it made my day. plus the kitten
#3 - no, he's not the one that hit those two deer, he's the one wat…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Fabulous comic +45
User avatar #4 - theflamingfire (07/26/2014) [-]
One is watching there family get run over by the twf no family deer
User avatar #5 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
i can't understand your comment after "twf" i don't know what that means. but no, it's a different car, the one who's driving the blue car is the one that watched the two other deer get hit by the yellow car.
User avatar #6 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
tfw = the face when. Maybe he got it wrong.

also the dude steals the car because he remembers how his family got killed by one, then he crashe it so it wont kill anyone (although it was about to kill him)
User avatar #11 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
i think you're right, theflamingfire is missing the fact that it's two different cars that hit the deer and get crashed into a tree.
User avatar #8 - theflamingfire (07/26/2014) [-]
No I think he ran over a deer he liked but she started a family with a alpha deer
User avatar #9 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
whatev.
#10 - theflamingfire (07/26/2014) [-]
No this is a big deal?! We need to find out are lifes depend on it.
User avatar #23 - kabuthefox (07/27/2014) [-]
its pretty simple
the car in his memory is even a fucking different color....
#17 - jamiemsm (07/27/2014) [-]
he remembers humans road killing his family so he takes revenge.
dont know if he suicides or just dont know how to drive after but the end is he dies
User avatar #32 - graenko (07/27/2014) [-]
if you look closely you can see the deer running out and away from the car before it explodes
User avatar #13 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
the deer was kill

your comment is so horrible in grammar it made my day. plus the kitten
#1 - i don't understand the last one, if he's not trying to kill hi…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Fabulous comic +7
#31 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2014) [-]
hes a deer.
deer cant drive
silly little person
User avatar #21 - WAKEFIELD (07/27/2014) [-]
he's taking cars off the road by crashing them. He doesn't want more deer friends to die.
#7 - ohemgeezus (07/26/2014) [-]
It's most likely a "revenge" for what happened to his family before. Either he purposely crashed the car into the tree as a "fuck you society", or he was trying to drive off into the sunset but since he's a deer and deer are pretty much retarded he accidently crashed, but it's most likely the first one. theflamingfire has no idea what he's talking about
User avatar #12 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
thank you, that's what i thought, but i thought it would be weird for it to be revenge against humans since the kid is out of the car, and it wasn't a suicidal thing, because he ran out too.
#39 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2014) [-]
The kid is still in the car when it goes boom, its the grandma that you see lying on the ground
User avatar #34 - seferofe (07/27/2014) [-]
Maybe he just hates cars, and wanted to destroy it?
User avatar #2 - theflamingfire (07/26/2014) [-]
He runs over the two deers crashes into a tree, jumps out and the car goes boom
User avatar #3 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
no, he's not the one that hit those two deer, he's the one watching as they get hit, you can tell because the cars are two different colors and he's crying before those panels so he's reminiscing.
User avatar #4 - theflamingfire (07/26/2014) [-]
One is watching there family get run over by the twf no family deer
User avatar #5 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
i can't understand your comment after "twf" i don't know what that means. but no, it's a different car, the one who's driving the blue car is the one that watched the two other deer get hit by the yellow car.
User avatar #6 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
tfw = the face when. Maybe he got it wrong.

also the dude steals the car because he remembers how his family got killed by one, then he crashe it so it wont kill anyone (although it was about to kill him)
User avatar #11 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
i think you're right, theflamingfire is missing the fact that it's two different cars that hit the deer and get crashed into a tree.
User avatar #8 - theflamingfire (07/26/2014) [-]
No I think he ran over a deer he liked but she started a family with a alpha deer
User avatar #9 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
whatev.
#10 - theflamingfire (07/26/2014) [-]
No this is a big deal?! We need to find out are lifes depend on it.
User avatar #23 - kabuthefox (07/27/2014) [-]
its pretty simple
the car in his memory is even a fucking different color....
#17 - jamiemsm (07/27/2014) [-]
he remembers humans road killing his family so he takes revenge.
dont know if he suicides or just dont know how to drive after but the end is he dies
User avatar #32 - graenko (07/27/2014) [-]
if you look closely you can see the deer running out and away from the car before it explodes
User avatar #13 - antiponiesuser (07/26/2014) [-]
the deer was kill

your comment is so horrible in grammar it made my day. plus the kitten
#5 - oh **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on JGL on That 70's Show +19
User avatar #6 - ubertaco (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude this string of comments is the best ive seen in a long time and at least you didnt get a troll that was just blatantly mean
User avatar #7 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
well I'm glad i entertained you lol, and yeah it is refreshing to get people who actually answer your questions every once and while
#3 - oh ok, thanks, i wasn't sure if it was an actor's initials or what.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on JGL on That 70's Show +14
User avatar #4 - traelos (07/26/2014) [-]
I think it's John Gorden Levitt or whatever that guys name is.
#9 - loltech (07/27/2014) [-]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt*
#5 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
oh fuck.
User avatar #6 - ubertaco (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude this string of comments is the best ive seen in a long time and at least you didnt get a troll that was just blatantly mean
User avatar #7 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
well I'm glad i entertained you lol, and yeah it is refreshing to get people who actually answer your questions every once and while
#3 - i romanced her and then she died.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Quality Bioware product 0
User avatar #4 - gidio (07/26/2014) [-]
Then the picture should be on the nightstand in your cabin.
User avatar #5 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
oh damn, i never really went to my cabin, so maybe that's why i missed it. after tali died i just never stopped hitting the planets and stuff.
#2 - you're gonna fight against 3 guys with swords... with a broken…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2014 on WHO WANTS SOME?! +5
#4 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2014) [-]
Where the fuck do you see swords?
User avatar #5 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
it's from 4 swords, which is legend of zelda, they all have swords.
#6 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2014) [-]
They don't have the swords on them right now, do they? If they did, he would've just dropped the fucking jar and stabbed them.
User avatar #7 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
they always have them on them. the purple one is always joked about as being the dumb one, so he wouldn't necessarily do anything like that, the jar thing is about on par.
#8 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2014) [-]
But, but. I can't see the swords on them, therefore, they can't have them. They hid them in nasty little chests.
User avatar #10 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
you also can't see the rest of their inventory on them in the games.
#11 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2014) [-]
Well that just makes no sense, we're not playing the game- so obviously we can't access their inventory. But the sword is always visible.
#1 - Comment deleted 07/26/2014 on WHO WANTS SOME?! 0
#1 - what's JGL?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/26/2014 on JGL on That 70's Show +13
#10 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/27/2014) [-]
Jiggling Golden Lions
User avatar #2 - traelos (07/26/2014) [-]
Jewish Gay Lovers.
User avatar #3 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
oh ok, thanks, i wasn't sure if it was an actor's initials or what.
User avatar #4 - traelos (07/26/2014) [-]
I think it's John Gorden Levitt or whatever that guys name is.
#9 - loltech (07/27/2014) [-]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt*
#5 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
oh fuck.
User avatar #6 - ubertaco (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude this string of comments is the best ive seen in a long time and at least you didnt get a troll that was just blatantly mean
User avatar #7 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
well I'm glad i entertained you lol, and yeah it is refreshing to get people who actually answer your questions every once and while
#1 - where do you see the picture of Tali? she died in my game and …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Quality Bioware product 0
User avatar #2 - gidio (07/26/2014) [-]
You get it if you romanced her and then let her die I think
User avatar #3 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
i romanced her and then she died.
User avatar #4 - gidio (07/26/2014) [-]
Then the picture should be on the nightstand in your cabin.
User avatar #5 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
oh damn, i never really went to my cabin, so maybe that's why i missed it. after tali died i just never stopped hitting the planets and stuff.
#1 - Picture 07/26/2014 on Me at a party +7
#1 - Picture 07/26/2014 on Eat this cake you fucking... +2
#3 - **jacksipian rolled image ** mine. 07/26/2014 on Oh you 0
#12 - yeah, i like how she gets everything she deserved in the end. 07/26/2014 on "piss all over my hands and... +4
#1 - anyone got sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Future is scary +9
User avatar #2 - newforomador (07/26/2014) [-]
#10 - i already read that one, **** those parents. 07/26/2014 on "piss all over my hands and... +6
#8 - you're trapped in your room, so tell me a story. 07/26/2014 on "piss all over my hands and... +6
#6 - cool, tell me a story to pass the time. I've already heard the… 07/26/2014 on "piss all over my hands and... +5
#2 - actually, because of the way their body works, cats are more l…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Cat Feels +53
#26 - unholyjebus (07/27/2014) [-]
I see you also watch QI.
User avatar #3 - dutchfag (07/26/2014) [-]
what made you think anybody cared?
#18 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2014) [-]
I know a Dutch guy. He's cooler than you.
#15 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2014) [-]
your name is kind of redundant
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#10 - majinooo (07/26/2014) [-]
I was gonna agree with you, then you said "thumbs up if you agree". Now I feel obligated to instead of just wanting to. It won't feel real nah sayin? This isn't the youtubes.
User avatar #19 - powerbook (07/27/2014) [-]
well actually that's a line from a cringe pic from a kid rapping on a fb status
can't seem to find the pic though, therefore i have no alibi for sounding like a cringy 12 year old
fug
User avatar #14 - collateraldamageco (07/27/2014) [-]
he said "thumps" though
User avatar #4 - jacksipian (07/26/2014) [-]
I cared enough to try and give people a cool new useless fact, and that's all i care about.
User avatar #20 - theturkeyburger (07/27/2014) [-]
I like your fact. Don't worry about that guy, I bet he's some kind of sumotori dreams motherfucker trying to push others around but actually falls down himself
User avatar #37 - jacksipian (07/27/2014) [-]
lol, i like that, that's a new one to me.
#12 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2014) [-]
I liked your fun fact, friend. Don't you worry.
#4 - Did you ever leave your room? 07/26/2014 on "piss all over my hands and... +6
#3 - Directed by Michael Bay. 07/26/2014 on Punchline +10
#23 - i'll go away now.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Animemanga posts in a... +1
#32 - rektmate (07/30/2014) [-]
#194 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Unhappy customer +4
#250 - nerduin (07/26/2014) [-]
#199 - twondai (07/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #160 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Im at walmart now and will be for at least an hour if you wanted to come now dude
User avatar #161 to #160 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
ok. do you have something to take a picture with? i can't get my camera because then they won't let me leave lol. sports section, right?
User avatar #162 to #161 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah ill have a phone
User avatar #163 to #162 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
next time we do this, we should probably give a description of ourselves or something so we can find eachother lol
User avatar #164 to #163 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Could help, I've got an orange shirt and jeans on if that helps
User avatar #165 to #164 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
i already left, i was there until noon and left because i realized i wasn't going to find you by chance. i was wearing a cyber patriot shirt with my sunglasses on my head and checking out the footballs and stuff.
User avatar #156 - Byte (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh my beloved belly button.
The squidgy ring in my midriff mutton.
Your mystery is such tricky stuff:
Why are you so full of fluff?
User avatar #157 to #156 - jacksipian (06/25/2014) [-]
that's not personalized at all! 0/10
#159 to #157 - Byte (06/25/2014) [-]
but jack if that's the way you feel   
you're getting it in the butt   
now best go kneel   
in the 						****					 hut
but jack if that's the way you feel
you're getting it in the butt
now best go kneel
in the **** hut
User avatar #158 to #157 - Byte (06/25/2014) [-]
but I thought of you as my belly button
#151 - datgrass (06/23/2014) [-]
You're the first person to receive a ditto gif   
   
congrats
You're the first person to receive a ditto gif

congrats
User avatar #152 to #151 - jacksipian (06/23/2014) [-]
yaay thank you sir!
User avatar #153 to #152 - datgrass (06/23/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#149 - dogsonalog (06/22/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #150 to #149 - jacksipian (06/22/2014) [-]
Howdy.
#147 - presidentmoose (06/21/2014) [-]
It worked earlier, I don't know what is going on right now
#148 to #147 - jacksipian (06/21/2014) [-]
oh well, it's the thought that counts! I just appreciate that you would actually do that for me.
#145 - aldothenazi (06/16/2014) [-]
**aldothenazi rolled image** I think you should pray upon me and that means lets be friends and i will be normal yes? test btw if i can roll flippin pics here
User avatar #146 to #145 - aldothenazi (06/16/2014) [-]
Well aint I a ******* polite one haha.
User avatar #142 - qosfortyone (06/13/2014) [-]
you dead yet?
User avatar #143 to #142 - jacksipian (06/13/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #135 to #133 - whereistherumgone (03/11/2014) [-]
Are you muslim
User avatar #136 to #135 - jacksipian (03/11/2014) [-]
I still don't understand, but no, I'm Agnostic.
User avatar #137 to #136 - whereistherumgone (03/11/2014) [-]
I don't get why anyone would have any opinion either way on me commenting 'rubbudingirapids brudda' let alone negative
User avatar #138 to #137 - jacksipian (03/11/2014) [-]
oh, that makes more sense, it just seemed random, unrelated, and overall pointless, so i deemed it "unfunny" and gave it the red thumb.
User avatar #139 to #138 - whereistherumgone (03/11/2014) [-]
You clearly have not seen four lions.
User avatar #140 to #139 - jacksipian (03/11/2014) [-]
what is that?
User avatar #141 to #140 - whereistherumgone (03/11/2014) [-]
Probably the most well-known film the guy in that post had a part in. It's a comedy about terrorists trying and failing to bomb a marathon so they can me martyred and go strait to muslim paradise. Put by one of the characters, 'like skipping the queue for the rubber dingy rapids ride at alton towers' (british theme park) Because everyone know that's the ultimate ride at Alton Towers. Apparently.

User avatar #131 - jorgethemaster (12/30/2013) [-]
Badbadbad.
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User avatar #130 to #125 - UnaOWNED (12/23/2013) [-]
STOP BEING SLOW AND REROLL
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REROLL FIRNEDS ONLY
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