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#151 - jacksipian (12/14/2014) [-]
we have a regular who comes in all the time, and apparently he's a millionaire. Well he threw a Halloween party in october and i went there, and i was hanging out, not drinking because i was designated driver and stuff and i was waiting for my coworker, well my coworker, a hooters girl, and some girl that lived with the regular were in a hot tub and my buddy asked me to go get her a drink, so i did. Then the girl that lives there asked me to get her a drink, and my exact words were "I'm not your bitch" so i made her go get her own drink and i guess this was huge because no one ever says no to her (hell, i have trouble saying no to girls anyway) and the regular hated her and was about to kick her out. so later on when he found out that I have never had sex and was about to leave for the Army, he put the bounty on me as his thank you gift and going away gift.
He was also in the Army at one point. sorry for the long story
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