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Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
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    Clever Clever
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    No I am Batman! No I am Batman!
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    Wow, this is actually true. Wow, this is actually true.
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    Why the hell not? Why the hell not?
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    Russians. Russians.
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    Who else? Who else?

latest user's comments

#1 - If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Mr Burns Kinda Wisdom +94
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#2 - mcassio (07/26/2015) [-]
Out of curiosity, are you quoting the Maclintock series?
#4 - Waldowitharedhat (07/26/2015) [-]
No i'm pretty sure that's from South Park. Cartman tutors inner city kids by teaching them how to cheat.
#12 - thehistorylover (07/26/2015) [-]
I wasn't even mad at Cartman in that episode. High school doesn't teach much worth learning. They are better off cheating and learning skills from the Internet.
#14 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
In those classes, yes.
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#5 - mcassio (07/26/2015) [-]
Ok. Same quote was emphasized in one of my favorite book series.
#73 - Joan: Single for the night! Cathy: Hottie! Richard wi… 12/27/2014 on Hot for teacher +1
#3 - **jacksipian used "*roll cah question*"** **jacksipian roll… 12/25/2014 on Love +1
#2 - **jacksipian used "*roll cah question*"** **jacksipian roll…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Love +1
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#6 - jdizill (12/25/2014) [-]
**jdizill used "*roll cah answer*"**
**jdizill rolls Poor life choices.**
#152 - 35F Intelligence Analyst, and yeah, I'm sure we will. maybe af…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? +1
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#154 - therealbigboss (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah dude, there ya go.
#151 - we have a regular who comes in all the time, and apparently he…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? +1
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#153 - therealbigboss (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah man its a good story.
#143 - Army, everyone there wants to get me laid before i leave, but …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? +1
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#144 - therealbigboss (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah mane we will both get good at some point. I hope . Have fun in the Army, whats your MOS?
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#152 - jacksipian (12/14/2014) [-]
35F Intelligence Analyst, and yeah, I'm sure we will. maybe after i get swole in the army, I'll come back and get with one of the girls lol
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#154 - therealbigboss (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah dude, there ya go.
#130 - you want to know what's bad, i work at Hooters, i leave for ba…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? +1
#142 - therealbigboss (12/14/2014) [-]
Also how was the $250 bounty placed, jw?
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#151 - jacksipian (12/14/2014) [-]
we have a regular who comes in all the time, and apparently he's a millionaire. Well he threw a Halloween party in october and i went there, and i was hanging out, not drinking because i was designated driver and stuff and i was waiting for my coworker, well my coworker, a hooters girl, and some girl that lived with the regular were in a hot tub and my buddy asked me to go get her a drink, so i did. Then the girl that lives there asked me to get her a drink, and my exact words were "I'm not your bitch" so i made her go get her own drink and i guess this was huge because no one ever says no to her (hell, i have trouble saying no to girls anyway) and the regular hated her and was about to kick her out. so later on when he found out that I have never had sex and was about to leave for the Army, he put the bounty on me as his thank you gift and going away gift.

He was also in the Army at one point. sorry for the long story
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#153 - therealbigboss (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah man its a good story.
#138 - therealbigboss (12/14/2014) [-]
Better luck for the both of us in the future then. What branch you going into?
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#143 - jacksipian (12/14/2014) [-]
Army, everyone there wants to get me laid before i leave, but i guess i just suck lol. hopefully you'll have better luck than i
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#144 - therealbigboss (12/14/2014) [-]
Nah mane we will both get good at some point. I hope . Have fun in the Army, whats your MOS?
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#152 - jacksipian (12/14/2014) [-]
35F Intelligence Analyst, and yeah, I'm sure we will. maybe after i get swole in the army, I'll come back and get with one of the girls lol
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#154 - therealbigboss (12/14/2014) [-]
Yeah dude, there ya go.
#122 - because it's not about the money, it's about sending a m… 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? 0
#117 - **** man, she just wanted to use you for your movie collection…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on ever been this blind? +1
#120 - swiftshadow (12/14/2014) [-]
I always tell her that I suspect she married me for my money. She usually just reminds me that I have no money.
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#122 - jacksipian (12/14/2014) [-]
because it's not about the money, it's about sending a message the movies.