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#92 - Remember Amanda somethings death? And it over-shadowed Felix B… 08/01/2015 on Wake Up, Sheeple +1
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#3 - this is a bit of a stretch. Hope it dies unnoticed. 07/30/2015 on Grumpy Dog +1
#23 - your mom went to college 07/29/2015 on Ali 0
#38 - not only that, but this anon apparently tried to deceive us by… 07/29/2015 on biff tannens +1
#12 - Well, you'll always hear about even the slightest missteps of …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/28/2015 on biff tannens +2
User avatar #22 - durkadurka (07/28/2015) [-]
Not only that, but it's been revealed that she improperly sent classified information through her personal email. At some point they should be prosecuting her, but they won't.

You're absolutely right about the Republicans, particularly the leadership. If you've been paying attention to what they've been doing, they've made nearly the same decisions that the Democratic leadership would have made.

It just goes to show that they're one in the same.
#15 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
trump is a faggot.
I have learned a lot about him and his dirt unrelated to his sudden political ambitions (funny - americans will vote for anyone with a name, even when their name is sort of a caricature of a person.. hurr durr You're fired.). He is an interesting businessman, not the whitest one and he definitely in not intellectually too bright.
Obama is by far the smartest president you've had.
Hillary on the other hand seems to get a lot of support because of her family ties (again funny, how americans continue to vote for the interests of jsut few families so often. Bushes and Clintons seem to be the actual rulers of USA, not Americans). She has never stricken me as an overwhelmingly smart candidate. I don't even see where her supposed achievements are drawn from.. being in politics her whole life only would make her dumber.

Recall when Ross Perot was a candidate? He was aman through and through made of honor and was a working man all around.
Trump might look like one, but he definitely lacks international smarts and is more of a lucky businessman, rather than a self-made man. If you think he is such a great achiever, you might as well propose other one-trick-ponies as excellent candidates, e.g. Zuckerman from facebook, Bieber from singing. Achievers without a question.
User avatar #24 - durkadurka (07/28/2015) [-]
"Obama is by far the smartest president you've had. "

Somehow I think this isn't based on any sort of fact, but rather the perception you've received through media.
User avatar #38 - jacklane (07/29/2015) [-]
not only that, but this anon apparently tried to deceive us by implying he/she is not from the USA. Guarantee it's an American trying to act un-biased with that shit.
#16 - Haruhi (07/28/2015) [-]
"obama is by far the smartest president you've had". LOL OK let me know when you wake up from your fantasy dreamland
User avatar #31 - skeletorexplains (07/28/2015) [-]
Bush wasn't a nobel prize if we're honest.

So far i have to say Obama is the best you've had within the last 20 years.

Ain't none of my business tho.
User avatar #13 - severepwner (07/28/2015) [-]
I wanted to hear your opinion.
#18 - endospore (07/28/2015) [-]
If it helps, MY opinion is that Trump is the kind of president we need. His views aren't always popular, but he sticks to his guns. Do you see how much flak he's getting from the politically correct left when he said that Mexico sent over their worst of their society as illegal immigrants? It's true, Nuclear physicists and millionaires aren't going to illegally come over here, you know. so he's not backing down.

But when he made fun of McCain's military record, he apologized, which shows that he's not just stubborn and callous for the sake of it and that he does actually listen. After wishy washy flip floppers and presidents who ignore or go back on their campaign promises, it's nice to have someone consistent, even if his views aren't always something I agree with. I honestly believe that Trump has this country's best interests at heart, and with the state of the economy and the world, we need a businessman more than a lawyer up there.

He's demonstrated leadership, unlike Obama, whose resume was shorter than mine when he went into the white house he's demonstrated consistency, unlike Clinton, who has been in more scandals than Nixon and he's willing to take a stand. Unlike Romney, who said whatever would get him the most votes.
User avatar #37 - severepwner (07/28/2015) [-]
That's one way to look at it. I'm not sure if I'll even bother voting for candidates, because I have no idea how that system even works. The election will be simpler though.
User avatar #20 - ilovehitler (07/28/2015) [-]
That's the best argument for trump, or any current candidate, I've heard.
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User avatar #12 - articulate (07/28/2015) [-]
Scientists aren't 100% sure!
#7 - I... I think... that he would do more good than harm and would…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/28/2015 on biff tannens -4
#17 - hotpiss (07/28/2015) [-]
that's because you're a prick
User avatar #11 - severepwner (07/28/2015) [-]
I've heard mixed reviews on Donald Trump, but when you say that anything must be better, well that's rather comforting.
User avatar #12 - jacklane (07/28/2015) [-]
Well, you'll always hear about even the slightest missteps of any candidate, especially if they're on the right side of the fence. Like when he said he doesn't consider McCain a war hero due to his capture back in the day. I argue that he is, because he endured 5 years as a POW and did not cave-in to his captors and held true to the CODE OF CONDUCT of capture (we have to remember that crap word for word from boot). He never fucked anyone over by doing things like taking concessions from his captors.

But I don't blame him for that comment, as he is a reasonable person and if I could explain the fact that he endured more than most, he may say, "you know what, you're right. I apologize." I really don't think it's a far cry.

Now let's take the left. The strongest candidate has so many fuck-ups in her career that she subsequently lied about, yet no one is really bringing that up. They only bring up that her weakness is trustworthiness... and that is from polls. Not being accused of it in the first place. She is not being attacked for her lies by media nearly as hard as she should be. Here is a list of stuff: conservativeamerican.org/the-hillary-clinton-lies-list/


not to mention the fact that she is a weak-ass bitch for not leaving Bill when he fucked around on her. She valued riding coat-tails through the rest of his presidency and afterwards so that her time would come as president. WEAK ASS BITCH!!!

If someone cheats, you fucking leave! She would have been revered as a strong motherfucking woman if she would have done that! But she is a liberal, so I'm gonna be harsh. Because I am conservative (independent, not a bastard republican, they are the same thing, they just work slower)


And my final point in this rant... both parties are the same! Democrats just get you to the same place 10x faster. The reason Republicans are so bad is that the only ones that get elected are PROGRESSIVES!!!! They always have to change shit, and it's 80% for the worse of this country! Sure, technology is going to drive us towards changing rights and privies and laws all around, but they all want



this is the point where I decided I just don't care, but decided to publish this instead of CTRL+A then backspace
User avatar #22 - durkadurka (07/28/2015) [-]
Not only that, but it's been revealed that she improperly sent classified information through her personal email. At some point they should be prosecuting her, but they won't.

You're absolutely right about the Republicans, particularly the leadership. If you've been paying attention to what they've been doing, they've made nearly the same decisions that the Democratic leadership would have made.

It just goes to show that they're one in the same.
#15 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
trump is a faggot.
I have learned a lot about him and his dirt unrelated to his sudden political ambitions (funny - americans will vote for anyone with a name, even when their name is sort of a caricature of a person.. hurr durr You're fired.). He is an interesting businessman, not the whitest one and he definitely in not intellectually too bright.
Obama is by far the smartest president you've had.
Hillary on the other hand seems to get a lot of support because of her family ties (again funny, how americans continue to vote for the interests of jsut few families so often. Bushes and Clintons seem to be the actual rulers of USA, not Americans). She has never stricken me as an overwhelmingly smart candidate. I don't even see where her supposed achievements are drawn from.. being in politics her whole life only would make her dumber.

Recall when Ross Perot was a candidate? He was aman through and through made of honor and was a working man all around.
Trump might look like one, but he definitely lacks international smarts and is more of a lucky businessman, rather than a self-made man. If you think he is such a great achiever, you might as well propose other one-trick-ponies as excellent candidates, e.g. Zuckerman from facebook, Bieber from singing. Achievers without a question.
User avatar #24 - durkadurka (07/28/2015) [-]
"Obama is by far the smartest president you've had. "

Somehow I think this isn't based on any sort of fact, but rather the perception you've received through media.
User avatar #38 - jacklane (07/29/2015) [-]
not only that, but this anon apparently tried to deceive us by implying he/she is not from the USA. Guarantee it's an American trying to act un-biased with that shit.
#16 - Haruhi (07/28/2015) [-]
"obama is by far the smartest president you've had". LOL OK let me know when you wake up from your fantasy dreamland
User avatar #31 - skeletorexplains (07/28/2015) [-]
Bush wasn't a nobel prize if we're honest.

So far i have to say Obama is the best you've had within the last 20 years.

Ain't none of my business tho.
User avatar #13 - severepwner (07/28/2015) [-]
I wanted to hear your opinion.
#18 - endospore (07/28/2015) [-]
If it helps, MY opinion is that Trump is the kind of president we need. His views aren't always popular, but he sticks to his guns. Do you see how much flak he's getting from the politically correct left when he said that Mexico sent over their worst of their society as illegal immigrants? It's true, Nuclear physicists and millionaires aren't going to illegally come over here, you know. so he's not backing down.

But when he made fun of McCain's military record, he apologized, which shows that he's not just stubborn and callous for the sake of it and that he does actually listen. After wishy washy flip floppers and presidents who ignore or go back on their campaign promises, it's nice to have someone consistent, even if his views aren't always something I agree with. I honestly believe that Trump has this country's best interests at heart, and with the state of the economy and the world, we need a businessman more than a lawyer up there.

He's demonstrated leadership, unlike Obama, whose resume was shorter than mine when he went into the white house he's demonstrated consistency, unlike Clinton, who has been in more scandals than Nixon and he's willing to take a stand. Unlike Romney, who said whatever would get him the most votes.
User avatar #37 - severepwner (07/28/2015) [-]
That's one way to look at it. I'm not sure if I'll even bother voting for candidates, because I have no idea how that system even works. The election will be simpler though.
User avatar #20 - ilovehitler (07/28/2015) [-]
That's the best argument for trump, or any current candidate, I've heard.
User avatar #8 - murpmurp (07/28/2015) [-]
honestly i agree

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