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jackknapp

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Personal Info
X-box Gamertag: do i luk lik sum sorta queer 2 u
Interests: ur mom
Date Signed Up:4/28/2013
Last Login:4/16/2015
Location:Bathroom of an Olive Garden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 7924 total,  8528 ,  604
Comment Thumbs: 5142 total,  5962 ,  820
Content Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 162 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 163 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 245 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 246 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:4
Content Views:209093
Times Content Favorited:147 times
Total Comments Made:1690
FJ Points:7839

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    Comments: 15
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    Uploaded: 06/15/13
    GOD DAMNIT CARL. GOD DAMNIT CARL.
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    Uploaded: 08/03/13
    Some fresh OC Some fresh OC
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    Uploaded: 10/01/13
    HUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEU. HUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUEU.

latest user's comments

#261 - Can I get one? 03/29/2015 on Get Your Own Cute Animal 0
#260 - LMAO  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Get Your Own Cute Animal 0
User avatar #262 - mvtjets (03/29/2015) [-]
Gothfukhome
#54 - YOU AINT ****  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on jackknapp's profile 0
User avatar #57 - mvtjets (03/10/2015) [-]
Ahahahahaha faggot
#55 - mvtjets (01/22/2015) [-]
I haven't forgotten about your sins

#696 - Im a thumbwhore and ran away with your upvotes before quitting…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on gamergate bullshit whatever 0
User avatar #697 - ragingcalm (01/13/2015) [-]
meh not really
#25 - Not an expert but I'm pretty sure Japan started the war by the… 09/30/2014 on Fun fact +3
#680 - All the porn is hand-drawn I will give you your boobs when… 09/22/2014 on gamergate bullshit whatever 0
#142 - Do I keep the coloured text for 6 weeks since I have 6000 thum…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Sewallman's profile 0
User avatar #143 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
You only get a 7x day item. I keep getting 90 day items along with 7 days..... I'm never going to be a white text loser again.
#140 - Here you go, boss. Think I got all the requests correct.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Sewallman's profile 0
User avatar #141 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Nipples need to be your text color, otherwise is k
#142 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
Do I keep the coloured text for 6 weeks since I have 6000 thumbs?
Or is it one-week-per-content?
User avatar #143 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
You only get a 7x day item. I keep getting 90 day items along with 7 days..... I'm never going to be a white text loser again.
#760 - I'm on it boss. Be back in a bit. 09/22/2014 on Beard 0
#757 - Request noted. When it's your turn, I'll do it.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Beard 0
User avatar #758 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Do it first, I'm the one who created this form of popular shit posting
#759 - sewallman (09/22/2014) [-]
Admin was pissed when this was on the front page #1 spot for 18 hours.
User avatar #760 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
I'm on it boss.
Be back in a bit.

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User avatar #54 to #53 - jackknapp (01/22/2015) [-]
YOU AINT ****
User avatar #57 to #54 - mvtjets (03/10/2015) [-]
Ahahahahaha faggot
#55 to #54 - mvtjets (01/22/2015) [-]
I haven't forgotten about your sins

#52 - waxerdk (09/30/2014) [-]
I am still here...
Where is my porn?
#45 - superblade ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
**superblade rolled image** ya blow it, ya fuking blew it
User avatar #46 to #45 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
************ , I'm waiting until it's 24 hours old to really start working on them.
I've got a lists of requests people made and everything.
User avatar #47 to #46 - superblade ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
***** , i don't about your porn

I talk about the facts that got 6k with one post
#48 to #47 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
**jackknapp rolled image** What can I say, y'all love porn.
User avatar #50 to #48 - superblade ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Oh god, that face
User avatar #49 to #48 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
Next one I'm doing is Zoe porn.
User avatar #51 to #49 - superblade ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Plz no
#44 - awesomenesss (09/22/2014) [-]
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
User avatar #43 to #42 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
pls no banerino
#37 - superblade ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
**superblade rolled image** wow congratulation ya thumbs wgore you will probably have 6000 thumbs

Gg no re
User avatar #38 to #37 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
To save my honor, I will go to the effort to get all 6000 done.
User avatar #39 to #38 - superblade ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
I bet tommorow somebody gonna take a screenshot of the number of thumbs obtained and will post it and it will get to frontpage

Gg no re fgt
User avatar #40 to #39 - jackknapp (09/22/2014) [-]
FJ is a beautiful place, innit?
User avatar #41 to #40 - superblade ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Ee-yup
#36 - xrainbowdashx (09/22/2014) [-]
i didnt even thumb, i dont know why im here
i didnt even thumb, i dont know why im here
User avatar #35 - hatmanfirst (09/22/2014) [-]
I did get my moose from that one guy so i believe in you
User avatar #34 - rubixium (09/22/2014) [-]
porn nao
#32 - orissol (09/22/2014) [-]
Deliver, or else...
#30 - lplplplp (09/21/2014) [-]
MFW he doesn't deliver
MFW he doesn't deliver
#28 - youlikeme (09/21/2014) [-]
in 12 hours, you have delivred porn to like 10 people. good luck getting it out to what will probably be 7000+ people
User avatar #29 to #28 - jackknapp (09/21/2014) [-]
I slept for the majority of those 12 hours, and I'm getting alot of them done at once before posting.
#33 to #29 - youlikeme (09/22/2014) [-]
you better make mine special.
User avatar #24 - CyborgNinja (09/21/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
User avatar #23 - decapitation (09/21/2014) [-]
give me my porn
User avatar #22 - DontDeleteMeAgain (09/21/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
User avatar #21 - waxerdk (09/21/2014) [-]
Where is my porn?
User avatar #25 to #21 - jackknapp (09/21/2014) [-]
You'll get it when it's your turn
With my procrastination it'll probably be a while.
User avatar #27 to #25 - garymuthafuknoak (09/21/2014) [-]
I have never had anyone who made a post like that ever deliver. If you can I will be proud.
#26 to #25 - waxerdk (09/21/2014) [-]
Well it better be worth it ;)
User avatar #20 - joshlol (09/21/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
User avatar #19 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
Jason the cucumber was a lonely cucumber living in Texas. He was sitting in his house when suddenly he felt unwell. When Jason opened the window to let in some air, a note came fying at him and hit him in the face. He opened the not and read out loud "7 days". He didn't know what that meant because that movie didnt exist in the 1870's. Fast forward 7 days. Jason was sleeping, but proceeded to wake up at the sound of someone knocking on his window. "it's already 8 pm who could even be awake right now" Jason wondered. Again, a knock. this time harder. He had no balls because he was a cucumber but if he was human he would have balls a bit bigger than the average size. He slowly walked towards the window and opened the curtains. There was a girl standing right infront of the window, Jason was getting horny and let her in. She was also pretty lonely so they decided to have some but fun, cause that's what happened to cucumbers in the 1870's. Jason didnt live to ever be the color green again.
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