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jackkingoff

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Date Signed Up:9/20/2011
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#15 - >would of read a ******* book  [+] (15 new replies) 01/27/2015 on No ticket, just open the... +153
User avatar #125 - yourfutureson (01/27/2015) [-]
My English teacher once asked 'What do we say instead of would of?' An I answered 'Should of'. He hated me after that,
#110 - Absolute Madman (01/27/2015) [-]
Easy mistake to make
#114 - Absolute Madman (01/27/2015) [-]
Not if you know how to damn spell
User avatar #104 - digitalfruit (01/27/2015) [-]
I can't believe people thumbed you this much and down-thumbed his comment, you people need to chill-out, it's a mistake, no need to be so salty
#95 - cdmin (01/27/2015) [-]
the autism is strong with this one
User avatar #93 - bluenebula (01/27/2015) [-]
Most people in average speech will say 'would have' as 'would've'. I can see why he made that mistake. There is no need to be a cunt.
User avatar #126 - ugoboom (01/27/2015) [-]
don't you know? the internet is serious fucking buisness
User avatar #127 - bluenebula (01/27/2015) [-]
I think the irony here is that someone is attempting to be a grammar Nazi, while simultaneously forgetting about punctuation or capitalization. I don't care if someone is going to be a grammar Nazi, but I don't like hypocrites.
User avatar #47 - kuroyuri (01/27/2015) [-]
>would of
>read a fucking book
Pick up a god damned English book.
#60 - antizan (01/27/2015) [-]
lol i cant tell if you're serious or not, "would of" isn't a real thing its "would've" and that mistake probably came from the pronunciation of the latter
#63 - antizan (01/27/2015) [-]
well, "would have" is a real thing, and theres nothing wrong with the way he commented other than maybe putting a capital "r"
User avatar #64 - kuroyuri (01/27/2015) [-]
Considering the fact that you have ignored the correction I had made almost instantaniously after my error, I have to ask if you really use that brain of yours for any of your daily functions 'cause at this point, you're thinking and talking out of your ass.
#67 - antizan (01/27/2015) [-]
lol let's settle down there, champ. The comments weren't refreshed cuz i opened the page after your first one.
User avatar #61 - kuroyuri (01/27/2015) [-]
I know would have isn't a real word. I was implying the fact that he hadn't used punctuation at all, yet he was trying to be a grammar nazi.
User avatar #62 - kuroyuri (01/27/2015) [-]
Would of*
#5 - border collie 10/23/2014 on sorry i scared you +5
#42 - diagf 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -1
#40 - i am kinda tired. but i think i was on point... said most of t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -1
#41 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Maybe... maybe

But my point still stands: You didn't consider the possibilities of him referring to works of art outside real life.

With that, I bid you good night.
#42 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
diagf
#38 - I read the **** out of your post you cretin, I just did…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -3
#39 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
I think it's time you went to bed. You've been hitting the dumb pretty hard and it's starting to show because your post makes very little sense. I never said you were wrong. I only implied that you weren't considering the other possibilities.

Now shoo. A 12 year old on CoD insults me better than you do.
#40 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
i am kinda tired. but i think i was on point... said most of the things i wanted to say...
but you didn't really imply anything it was all quite explicit really.
and my insults do need work, i appreciate your constructive criticism and candor.
i think we started off on the wrong foot and could have been the best of friends under different circumstances.
alas, i've already called you a faget, faget
#41 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Maybe... maybe

But my point still stands: You didn't consider the possibilities of him referring to works of art outside real life.

With that, I bid you good night.
#42 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
diagf
#35 - My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -7
#36 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Thanks, I guess for taking all of 2 seconds to not read my comment and copy/paste shit, you lazy fuck.

Does us all a favor and jump off a cliff, our IQ would probably raise a few points.
#38 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
I read the fuck out of your post you cretin, I just didn't think you were were the effort of posting an original comment.
and for those interested(dumbass mlp lovin anime watchin fantasy fag cartoon fappin neckbearded virgin hover-handin fedora'd manchildren i agree that_ in theory_ a ghost and a zombie could come from the same person in some universes since a ghost is considered a form of soul of the deceased and a zombie is merely a corpse with no soul and little to no brain power.
BUT! in practice neither are real faget
#39 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
I think it's time you went to bed. You've been hitting the dumb pretty hard and it's starting to show because your post makes very little sense. I never said you were wrong. I only implied that you weren't considering the other possibilities.

Now shoo. A 12 year old on CoD insults me better than you do.
#40 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
i am kinda tired. but i think i was on point... said most of the things i wanted to say...
but you didn't really imply anything it was all quite explicit really.
and my insults do need work, i appreciate your constructive criticism and candor.
i think we started off on the wrong foot and could have been the best of friends under different circumstances.
alas, i've already called you a faget, faget
#41 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Maybe... maybe

But my point still stands: You didn't consider the possibilities of him referring to works of art outside real life.

With that, I bid you good night.
#42 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
diagf
#33 - well neither are real so, no grow the **** up  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -8
#48 - newerhinji (07/16/2014) [-]
You must be really popular and fun at parties
#34 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be an ass. There are many different forms that ghosts and zombies exist. Not just in real life.

Consider this: he could be referring to a comic book universe or a movie or a tv show.

And for those interested, in theory yes, a ghost and a zombie could come from the same person in some universes since a ghost is considered a form of soul of the deceased and a zombie is merely a corpse with no soul and little to no brain power.
#35 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Fucking weeb
#36 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Thanks, I guess for taking all of 2 seconds to not read my comment and copy/paste shit, you lazy fuck.

Does us all a favor and jump off a cliff, our IQ would probably raise a few points.
#38 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
I read the fuck out of your post you cretin, I just didn't think you were were the effort of posting an original comment.
and for those interested(dumbass mlp lovin anime watchin fantasy fag cartoon fappin neckbearded virgin hover-handin fedora'd manchildren i agree that_ in theory_ a ghost and a zombie could come from the same person in some universes since a ghost is considered a form of soul of the deceased and a zombie is merely a corpse with no soul and little to no brain power.
BUT! in practice neither are real faget
#39 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
I think it's time you went to bed. You've been hitting the dumb pretty hard and it's starting to show because your post makes very little sense. I never said you were wrong. I only implied that you weren't considering the other possibilities.

Now shoo. A 12 year old on CoD insults me better than you do.
#40 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
i am kinda tired. but i think i was on point... said most of the things i wanted to say...
but you didn't really imply anything it was all quite explicit really.
and my insults do need work, i appreciate your constructive criticism and candor.
i think we started off on the wrong foot and could have been the best of friends under different circumstances.
alas, i've already called you a faget, faget
#41 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Maybe... maybe

But my point still stands: You didn't consider the possibilities of him referring to works of art outside real life.

With that, I bid you good night.
#42 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
diagf
#41 - jimi hendrix is included in the ******* post... 05/21/2014 on Rock 'n' Roll Facts +7
#18 - see you in hell candy boy!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on Dont try this at home +1
User avatar #21 - assrocket (04/08/2014) [-]
Your move, Mr Law Man!
I'm sorry.
#5 - test 03/04/2014 on woah 0
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User avatar #1 - pwnyxprezz (09/22/2013) [-]
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