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    *roll 3* *roll 3*
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    many manly tears many manly tears
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#5 - border collie 10/23/2014 on sorry i scared you +5
#42 - diagf 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -1
#40 - i am kinda tired. but i think i was on point... said most of t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -1
#41 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Maybe... maybe

But my point still stands: You didn't consider the possibilities of him referring to works of art outside real life.

With that, I bid you good night.
#42 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
diagf
#38 - I read the **** out of your post you cretin, I ju…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -3
#39 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
I think it's time you went to bed. You've been hitting the dumb pretty hard and it's starting to show because your post makes very little sense. I never said you were wrong. I only implied that you weren't considering the other possibilities.

Now shoo. A 12 year old on CoD insults me better than you do.
#40 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
i am kinda tired. but i think i was on point... said most of the things i wanted to say...
but you didn't really imply anything it was all quite explicit really.
and my insults do need work, i appreciate your constructive criticism and candor.
i think we started off on the wrong foot and could have been the best of friends under different circumstances.
alas, i've already called you a faget, faget
#41 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Maybe... maybe

But my point still stands: You didn't consider the possibilities of him referring to works of art outside real life.

With that, I bid you good night.
#42 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
diagf
#35 - My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -7
#36 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Thanks, I guess for taking all of 2 seconds to not read my comment and copy/paste shit, you lazy fuck.

Does us all a favor and jump off a cliff, our IQ would probably raise a few points.
#38 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
I read the fuck out of your post you cretin, I just didn't think you were were the effort of posting an original comment.
and for those interested(dumbass mlp lovin anime watchin fantasy fag cartoon fappin neckbearded virgin hover-handin fedora'd manchildren i agree that_ in theory_ a ghost and a zombie could come from the same person in some universes since a ghost is considered a form of soul of the deceased and a zombie is merely a corpse with no soul and little to no brain power.
BUT! in practice neither are real faget
#39 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
I think it's time you went to bed. You've been hitting the dumb pretty hard and it's starting to show because your post makes very little sense. I never said you were wrong. I only implied that you weren't considering the other possibilities.

Now shoo. A 12 year old on CoD insults me better than you do.
#40 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
i am kinda tired. but i think i was on point... said most of the things i wanted to say...
but you didn't really imply anything it was all quite explicit really.
and my insults do need work, i appreciate your constructive criticism and candor.
i think we started off on the wrong foot and could have been the best of friends under different circumstances.
alas, i've already called you a faget, faget
#41 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Maybe... maybe

But my point still stands: You didn't consider the possibilities of him referring to works of art outside real life.

With that, I bid you good night.
#42 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
diagf
#33 - well neither are real so, no grow the **** up  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Ghost or Zombie? -8
#48 - newerhinji (07/16/2014) [-]
You must be really popular and fun at parties
#34 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Don't be an ass. There are many different forms that ghosts and zombies exist. Not just in real life.

Consider this: he could be referring to a comic book universe or a movie or a tv show.

And for those interested, in theory yes, a ghost and a zombie could come from the same person in some universes since a ghost is considered a form of soul of the deceased and a zombie is merely a corpse with no soul and little to no brain power.
#35 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Fucking weeb
#36 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Thanks, I guess for taking all of 2 seconds to not read my comment and copy/paste shit, you lazy fuck.

Does us all a favor and jump off a cliff, our IQ would probably raise a few points.
#38 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
I read the fuck out of your post you cretin, I just didn't think you were were the effort of posting an original comment.
and for those interested(dumbass mlp lovin anime watchin fantasy fag cartoon fappin neckbearded virgin hover-handin fedora'd manchildren i agree that_ in theory_ a ghost and a zombie could come from the same person in some universes since a ghost is considered a form of soul of the deceased and a zombie is merely a corpse with no soul and little to no brain power.
BUT! in practice neither are real faget
#39 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
I think it's time you went to bed. You've been hitting the dumb pretty hard and it's starting to show because your post makes very little sense. I never said you were wrong. I only implied that you weren't considering the other possibilities.

Now shoo. A 12 year old on CoD insults me better than you do.
#40 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
i am kinda tired. but i think i was on point... said most of the things i wanted to say...
but you didn't really imply anything it was all quite explicit really.
and my insults do need work, i appreciate your constructive criticism and candor.
i think we started off on the wrong foot and could have been the best of friends under different circumstances.
alas, i've already called you a faget, faget
#41 - ashedust (07/16/2014) [-]
Maybe... maybe

But my point still stands: You didn't consider the possibilities of him referring to works of art outside real life.

With that, I bid you good night.
#42 - jackkingoff (07/16/2014) [-]
diagf
#41 - jimi hendrix is included in the ******* post... 05/21/2014 on Rock 'n' Roll Facts +7
#18 - see you in hell candy boy!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on Dont try this at home +1
User avatar #21 - assrocket (04/08/2014) [-]
Your move, Mr Law Man!
I'm sorry.
#5 - test 03/04/2014 on woah 0
#11 - in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! 02/18/2014 on Work Ethic +7
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User avatar #1 - pwnyxprezz (09/22/2013) [-]
ur the best bro
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