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Date Signed Up:6/16/2013
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#6 - stapled packets look like that while open.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on MMM Sprite... +37
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#8 - igfanforlife (11/06/2013) [-]
^ what this guy said ^
#16 - In the words of Louis CK, "What can you call a white man …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on unpopular opinion #4 +21
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#159 - NinjaHermit (11/06/2013) [-]
#56 - Fun fact, the majority of 'the one percent' believe that they … 11/05/2013 on Yeah, Sounds About Right +1
#28 - the problem with is is that you need to crop the video pretty …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on bigfoot footage: stabilized +1
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#32 - Bion (11/05/2013) [-]
Well, I kinda like the effect. I just think it looks neat, even if it's not "clean".
#232 - THUMBS FOR EVERYONE. No seriously, debating something as nonse…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live +1
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#234 - tonkkax (11/05/2013) [-]
After this we'll never see each other again. Bye.
#110 - Actually, I misspoke, hermaphrodite is a true sex of sorts, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live 0
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#111 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
Being a hermaphrodite means nothing other than having both ovarian and testicular cells.
We're only talking about humans here, stop mentioning other things.
#109 - Hermaphrodite is more used to describe something that is outsi… 11/04/2013 on i think ill live 0
#105 - Sex is defined by role in reproduction. If you can carry a chi…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live 0
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#106 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
That would make you a hermaphrodite. There's 3 sexes, male, female, and hermaphrodite. Male and female would be opposites, so cjwers would be correct.
#110 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Actually, I misspoke, hermaphrodite is a true sex of sorts, but only in cases where the animal can perform both as a female and a male.

The way you used it here was a layman's version that works as I described before.
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#111 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
Being a hermaphrodite means nothing other than having both ovarian and testicular cells.
We're only talking about humans here, stop mentioning other things.
#109 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Hermaphrodite is more used to describe something that is outside of norm, its not really a sex. There are mammals where the females appear to have penises, but are not called hermaphrodites because it is normal. Female hyenas come to mind. In the end you are male if your sexual reproductive cells are small and good at moving around, and female if the sex cells are eggs of some sort.

I didn't really plan on getting on these huge debates of semantics, and I don't claim to have any expertise on the machinations of magical buttons, my only point was that the issue is not as cut and dry as it first appears. With the right interpretation, the button would flip flop, and with another it would not.
#108 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for the mention
#95 - No, the issue is that sex isn't really defined by your genital…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live +1
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#103 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
Sex is defined by genitals. You're thinking about gender.
#105 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Sex is defined by role in reproduction. If you can carry a child and yet outwardly have a penis, that doesn't make you male.
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#106 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
That would make you a hermaphrodite. There's 3 sexes, male, female, and hermaphrodite. Male and female would be opposites, so cjwers would be correct.
#110 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Actually, I misspoke, hermaphrodite is a true sex of sorts, but only in cases where the animal can perform both as a female and a male.

The way you used it here was a layman's version that works as I described before.
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#111 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
Being a hermaphrodite means nothing other than having both ovarian and testicular cells.
We're only talking about humans here, stop mentioning other things.
#109 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Hermaphrodite is more used to describe something that is outside of norm, its not really a sex. There are mammals where the females appear to have penises, but are not called hermaphrodites because it is normal. Female hyenas come to mind. In the end you are male if your sexual reproductive cells are small and good at moving around, and female if the sex cells are eggs of some sort.

I didn't really plan on getting on these huge debates of semantics, and I don't claim to have any expertise on the machinations of magical buttons, my only point was that the issue is not as cut and dry as it first appears. With the right interpretation, the button would flip flop, and with another it would not.
#108 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for the mention
#92 - If it said you received a name of the opposite sex, you couldn…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/04/2013 on i think ill live 0
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#93 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
So what I'm hearing is I could end up with horse balls or elephant balls ext., but male balls none the less. I'd take the chance anyway.
#95 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
No, the issue is that sex isn't really defined by your genitals. It can be defined by any number of things, the most functional being your role in reproduction. If you have a womb and a penis, you are still a female.
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#103 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
Sex is defined by genitals. You're thinking about gender.
#105 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Sex is defined by role in reproduction. If you can carry a child and yet outwardly have a penis, that doesn't make you male.
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#106 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
That would make you a hermaphrodite. There's 3 sexes, male, female, and hermaphrodite. Male and female would be opposites, so cjwers would be correct.
#110 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Actually, I misspoke, hermaphrodite is a true sex of sorts, but only in cases where the animal can perform both as a female and a male.

The way you used it here was a layman's version that works as I described before.
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#111 - drldrl (11/04/2013) [-]
Being a hermaphrodite means nothing other than having both ovarian and testicular cells.
We're only talking about humans here, stop mentioning other things.
#109 - jackassalope (11/04/2013) [-]
Hermaphrodite is more used to describe something that is outside of norm, its not really a sex. There are mammals where the females appear to have penises, but are not called hermaphrodites because it is normal. Female hyenas come to mind. In the end you are male if your sexual reproductive cells are small and good at moving around, and female if the sex cells are eggs of some sort.

I didn't really plan on getting on these huge debates of semantics, and I don't claim to have any expertise on the machinations of magical buttons, my only point was that the issue is not as cut and dry as it first appears. With the right interpretation, the button would flip flop, and with another it would not.
#108 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for the mention