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#18 - Meh, bloodborne is kinda garbagey, there's nothing there that … 03/25/2015 on So two consoles walk into a... 0
#58 - "In not Zelda" - Some Dumbass 03/25/2015 on not zelda -1
#87 - What the **** do you consider a normal life???  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on oh hai +5
#89 - burritosupreme (03/15/2015) [-]
Go to school, get a job, get married, die
Just kidding I don't believe in normal, that shits boring
#135 - Snitching would help but the rest wouldn't, to many folks thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on Price Range 0
User avatar #139 - malhaloc (03/12/2015) [-]
The reason they're looking for underhanded ways to make a profit is because there's no jobs in their area. There's no economic growth. You start doing what you can to clean the streets, more and more honest hard working people will start moving there and businesses will start forming. People aren't going to see a change if they keep doing what they've always been doing. Sure it won't solve all the problems, but then again, nothing will.
#131 - I mean hell if you saw the story from the link, that guy spent… 03/12/2015 on Price Range +2
#125 - I can agree with that, but remember life's experiences vary.... 03/12/2015 on Price Range 0
#122 - In a capitalist society there are 3 ways that 95% of ALL peopl… 03/12/2015 on Price Range +1
#119 - I don't know you, but I love you Scott for being one of the fe… 03/12/2015 on Price Range 0
#116 - Not saying that you're totally wrong, but yeah cops throw…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/12/2015 on Price Range +1
User avatar #120 - dexterincarnate (03/12/2015) [-]
All the time is a stretch though, I've lived for 21 years now and I've never once been even harassed by a cop. It's because of the company I keep and where I hang out, if you look shady in a shady area you'll obviously attract unwanted attention.
User avatar #171 - therealfell (03/12/2015) [-]
if you look shady in a shady area-

well. then there's the problem.
the way you dress shouldn't mean jack shit
and the blacks who end up in prison a lot, well... they live in shady areas
it doesn't mean blacks commit more crimes
it means the areas they live in attract more cops.
whites do just as much shit, but they tend to live in suburbs and cops stay out of those areas unless called.
User avatar #340 - dexterincarnate (03/13/2015) [-]
Dude I live in a relatively shady area, and I don't get profiled. It's because I don't hangout on my porch at 11 PM talking loudly with the other neighborhood hoodlums, and I dress like a normal human. I don't walk around in saggy clothes and hoodies, which apparently is the new swaggy thing to do. There's that whole "don't judge a book by it's cover", but most books covers tell you exactly what the book's contents are. I have white trash and ghetto kids in my neighborhood, so it really doesn't matter what race you are. If you dress trashy, people will think you're trashy.
User avatar #341 - therealfell (03/14/2015) [-]
you sound like a fucking nerd, you know that?
hoodlums, because someone wears hoodies and baggy jeans?
and holy fuck, 11 pm, outside?! wtf, who would do such a thing??
you dress like a "normal" human being
and how does a normal human being dress?
I wear fucking hoodies and jeans and band shirts, I've never once in my life committed a crime
and swaggy lmao. are you in your 60s, 70s? or something?
you sound like my grandma.
oh that hoodlum kid in his swaggy hoody is outside again! he's probably trying to rob me!
you realize that hoodies are a thing most people wear? I mean like, a LOT of people.
men, women, children.
it's normal.
User avatar #342 - dexterincarnate (03/14/2015) [-]
If you couldn't tell words like hoodlums and swaggy weren't used sarcastically then you're pretty dense, and completely missed my point.
User avatar #343 - therealfell (03/14/2015) [-]
do you even know what sarcastic means?
and sarcasm doesn't translate well through the internet.
someone as intelligent as yourself should know that.
regardless. I think you're full of shit and you still sound like a nerd.
User avatar #345 - dexterincarnate (03/15/2015) [-]
I would gladly take a nerd over a swag kid any day, you act like nerd is an insult. I've had a tested genius IQ since I was 13, not really sure why that somehow makes me nerdy but okay.
User avatar #346 - therealfell (03/15/2015) [-]
nerdy is an insult
because it has nothing to do with your intelligence
it's got everything to do with how fucking lame you sound
and not because of the "swag" thing, rather how you use it
and call people hoodlums and act like you're more human than someone else
because of the fabric you use to cover your skin
you're no genius, you're just like every other brainwashed person in society
"must conform, must act just like every other ape, must fit in with society"
#131 - iworkforlaughs (03/12/2015) [-]
I mean hell if you saw the story from the link, that guy spent 21 years in jail, was raped, and got HIV for a crime that he didn't commit, because the cops and the prosecution coached the witness to make an ID. Then they ONLY gave the poor AIDS infested bastard 1.1 million bucks FOR 22 YEARS IN JAIL. Some, not all cops, are good guys, and some, not all, are the scum of the earth...
#125 - iworkforlaughs (03/12/2015) [-]
I can agree with that, but remember life's experiences vary....
#120 - LMAO compromised insanity, I'm gonna have to use that one. 03/02/2015 on ...Hebrews... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - cryotaneko (06/11/2012) [-]
I salute you. Stick it to the man.

By the way, I like your idea of Amon being Aang and such. I think that's a very decent, intelligent theory and I'm starting to believe it too.

Anyways, good show. *nods*
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