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#104 - thx rascal 07/02/2015 on Goldneck Retriever 0
#82 - >purebred enjoy your vet bills  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Goldneck Retriever +21
#91 - John Cena (07/02/2015) [-]
>Implying that all veterinarians are dishonest cocksuckers who hike up prices based on breed.

Spoiler: [spolier] not all vets do that shit.[/spoiler]
#93 - John Cena (07/02/2015) [-]
He was also implying that most purebreds have far more health problems than mutts, especially later in their lives.
User avatar #104 - iwebby (07/02/2015) [-]
thx rascal
#8 - sweet rolll bro 06/23/2015 on anon wants a special meal +4
#30 - Znoflats you are my idol 06/22/2015 on Horhund +4
#36 - that would hurt so ******* much at one point it'd say snap 06/18/2015 on Do Actors get Boners? +1
#5 - she went black  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Everyone was excited for... +8
User avatar #71 - newdevyx (06/17/2015) [-]
And she's making it a big episode.
#7 - beersack (06/16/2015) [-]
And she isn't going back
#6 - putinlover (06/16/2015) [-]
kay.
#2 - Source is parks and rec go watch it right now  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2015 on April, no! +8
User avatar #3 - misterusername (06/14/2015) [-]
I'd rather french kiss a skunk, the show is the office level of not funny
I'm ready to be drowned in the sea of red
User avatar #12 - labree (06/15/2015) [-]
you deserve to drown in red, the office is fucking hilarious
#13 - chrisfisto (06/15/2015) [-]
>The Office
User avatar #14 - labree (06/15/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #15 - chrisfisto (06/15/2015) [-]
Its parks and rec not the office. Wasnt sure if you were serious or not but i laughed half my ass off.
#19 - labree (06/15/2015) [-]
#17 - lapaat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #16 - chrisfisto (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh wait nevermind i misread that
#6 - John Cena (06/14/2015) [-]
Too bad you drowned in a puddle.
#30 - sweet roll 06/14/2015 on Oh fo' sho' 0
#11 - Why do some people call it demon souls when it's called dark souls?  [+] (20 new replies) 06/08/2015 on No wonder why all PvP is laggy -64
#56 - kaiserdjg (06/08/2015) [-]
its bait
User avatar #33 - foxlift (06/08/2015) [-]
Demon Souls and Dark Souls are actually different games. It's actually a fairly common mistake for someone who hasn't played the games.
User avatar #23 - frenzyhero (06/08/2015) [-]
are you blind and stupid?
User avatar #20 - schneidend (06/08/2015) [-]
There's a mana bar, so it's Demon's Souls.
User avatar #18 - subaqueousreach (06/08/2015) [-]
Demon Souls > Dark Souls > Dark Souls II

The Souls Series...

And I guess Bloode Borne, it's the same game with more blood, but watered down mechanically...
User avatar #68 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/08/2015) [-]
Also, not exactly part of the Souls Series, but Demon Souls was a spiritual successor to the King's Field series.
User avatar #27 - schneidend (06/08/2015) [-]
I'd swap Dark Souls II with Demon's Souls. There's been a clear arc of gameplay improvement as the series has gone on.
User avatar #28 - subaqueousreach (06/08/2015) [-]
> was determining carrying forward. Order. Not greater than.
User avatar #30 - schneidend (06/08/2015) [-]
Oh. Shit.

My bad. I'm so used to people sucking Demon's Souls' dick with their rose-tinted glasses on that I didn't even look at the direction of your maymay arrows.
#25 - waker (06/08/2015) [-]
I wouldn't really call it watered down. It has a lot of new mechanics and it's really good as it's own title. Faster paced combat is a nice change after hundreds of hours of DS1 and 2. Even though it has less weapons, every single of them is mechanically different from the others (while some of them are a bit similar, though). So not really watered down, different is the right word.
User avatar #26 - subaqueousreach (06/08/2015) [-]
I dunno, it didn't hold the same "I'm fucked" factor. It felt easier than Dark Souls.
#29 - waker (06/08/2015) [-]
Well depends a lot on your weapon of choice. I did a run with the holy blade ( I forgot the name of the guy whose it is originally ) and another one with blades of mercy. While the holy blade was just button mashing, blades of mercy run required a lot more than any of my Dark souls 2 runs at least ( and I did that shit with power stanced Caestus which didn't feel very easy later on). If you're talking about Dark Souls 1, maybe, I did only one playthrough so I don't know.

But tl;dr: stunlocking everything with a big weapon is really easy in Bloodborne, I agree with that.
User avatar #15 - xedeid (06/08/2015) [-]
Because they think it makes them cool to call it by its japanese name directly translated, same as people who think they're cool because they so SNK instead of AOT when refering to Attack on Titan
#17 - NereidALbel (06/08/2015) [-]
Wrong! You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! Demon's Souls is the game that came out BEFORE Dark Souls. Now, git gud scrub.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon%27s_Souls
User avatar #21 - xedeid (06/08/2015) [-]
Well shit, my bad. I saw someone say it was the direct translation once and thought that was true. I will leave my comment up and accept the red thumbs I deserve.
#78 - hotschurl (06/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #70 - garymotherfingoak (06/08/2015) [-]
I admire your humility
#22 - NereidALbel (06/08/2015) [-]
A couple seconds on Google would have spared you the angry thumbs
User avatar #24 - xedeid (06/08/2015) [-]
I dun goofed, presuming to know things I don't know shit about
#12 - NereidALbel (06/08/2015) [-]
Because it's called Demon's Souls?
#38 - how the **** does military time make sense ''o…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/06/2015 on The Sex Talk +23
#39 - iqequalzero (06/06/2015) [-]
"Military time" is just regular time, without this AM and PM nonsense. Basically its hour 1 to hour 24. That hundred nonsense is just military talk.
#64 - amalone (06/06/2015) [-]
Actually its just 0 to 0 because you go from 0000 to 2359, then it starts right back over at 0000
#62 - amalone (06/06/2015) [-]
It's actually hour 0 to 24
#47 - Kenesu (06/06/2015) [-]
The hundred nonsense you are talking about are the minutes. For example 1845 is 6:45pm. The 00 is for the top of the hour for example 2300 means 11:00 pm.
#58 - iqequalzero (06/06/2015) [-]
I know what it means, I think it sounds cool, but at the end of the day its misleading.
#54 - marioauditore (06/06/2015) [-]
Why not simply say 23:00 like in Europe?
#55 - nebuelaeus (06/06/2015) [-]
because saying 'twenty three fifty' is faster than saying 'twenty three hours and fifty minutes'. Being concise matters in the military.
#56 - marioauditore (06/06/2015) [-]
Well, that's exactly how i would spell 23:00. I mean, there is no reason to speak about a "hundred nonesense" if hundreds are not even spelled.

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User avatar #11 - cann (12/17/2014) [-]
band
User avatar #12 to #11 - iwebby (12/18/2014) [-]
i didnt do ****
User avatar #14 to #12 - cann (12/18/2014) [-]
by you i.p
User avatar #13 to #12 - cann (12/18/2014) [-]
admin said you were a spamming anon
User avatar #15 to #13 - iwebby (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't even know how
User avatar #10 - blucheese (06/23/2014) [-]
ass hole
User avatar #8 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#6 - anonyanille (09/21/2013) [-]
the **** you down-voting my comment for?
User avatar #7 to #6 - iwebby (09/21/2013) [-]
Ha!
#4 - carsausage (07/08/2013) [-]
better.
better.
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