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#1401 - **iwasawa used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"** **iwasawa rolls 0,042,207** 07/22/2015 on Skyrim Roulette 0
#2132 - **iwasawa used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **iwasawa rolls Jew… 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#2128 - **iwasawa used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **iwasawa rolls T…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
User avatar #2132 - iwasawa (07/12/2015) [-]
**iwasawa used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**iwasawa rolls Jewish fraternities.**
#2125 - **iwasawa used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"** **iwasawa rolls …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
User avatar #2128 - iwasawa (07/12/2015) [-]
**iwasawa used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**iwasawa rolls The Japanese government has spent billions of yen researching _.**
User avatar #2132 - iwasawa (07/12/2015) [-]
**iwasawa used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**iwasawa rolls Jewish fraternities.**
#12 - Singles, yes. Single, no. Singles is a noun that exists solely…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Burn Ward: Non Anime Post... +34
#84 - buffygifs (07/06/2015) [-]
Single can be a noun referring to one person:

User avatar #83 - demandred (07/06/2015) [-]
"The artist released a single"
User avatar #62 - deathbyknish (07/06/2015) [-]
how about a hot single in your area?
#33 - vegasstoner (07/06/2015) [-]
the statement can be single as well. hot single in your area. its kind of weird and not heard much. but im pretty sure its still correct.
User avatar #14 - zombiestookmybike (07/06/2015) [-]
What about a single in terms of a one dollar bill?
User avatar #49 - newtamalego (07/06/2015) [-]
I think it's a noun, but it means something completely different, and I don't think the post was referencing to a dollar
User avatar #28 - hostofswarms (07/06/2015) [-]
Single is an adjective here. You are telling us how many dollar bills you have, or how much they are worth.
#58 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
This was all very informative.
#35 - endospore (07/06/2015) [-]
"Wanna go to the strip club? I just got a whole bunch of singles."
"I only have one single left..."

Plus, I've heard "single" used as a noun to describe a loose cigarette or a single beer or soda as opposed to a six pack as well. "While you're at the store, could you pick me up a single, too?"
User avatar #38 - hostofswarms (07/06/2015) [-]
Here's the thing; as mentioned above singles is different than single, calling a beer or cigarette a single is slang that other people wouldn't understand where I live I've never heard anyone call something a single , but since the person you are talking to knows what you mean it's okay.
#40 - endospore (07/06/2015) [-]
It is still the word single used as a noun. Whether or not you've heard of it or whether or not it's used in your area makes no difference. I've never heard anyone say tonic instead of soda, but that doesn't mean I can argue that tonic isn't a noun.
User avatar #91 - xchewsifferx (07/06/2015) [-]
you're definately right. single can be a noun. The guy just didn't want to own up and admit they were wrong.

However in the content, the definition they gave for "single" would make "single" an adjective.

Regardless you were right, they were wrong.
User avatar #41 - hostofswarms (07/06/2015) [-]
The difference is that Tonic is a word in the dictionary and is known by most English speakers, single is an adjective to most English speakers, just because you use it as a noun doesn't change the fact that it isn't. I didn't make the English language
#42 - endospore (07/06/2015) [-]

First definition under noun - "One person or thing."
#15 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
Or Kraft singles?
User avatar #13 - whaawhaa (07/06/2015) [-]
What about, "hey check out this hot single in your area"
#6 - I was left in ******* tears, thank you, you godly poster jfc 07/04/2015 on What 4chan would do at... +8
#83 - Hahaha, ik vond 'm best geweldig Vooral die muziek transit…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on linksbrains's profile 0
User avatar #84 - linksbrains (06/29/2015) [-]
Haha thanks
#81 - Geen probleem, ik weet niet of je hem kan uploaden naar youtube ofzo?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on linksbrains's profile 0
User avatar #82 - linksbrains (06/29/2015) [-]

Here you go.

Hij is helaas niet echt zo geworden als ik wilde, en een stuk korter. Maar hij is goed genoeg I guess.
User avatar #83 - iwasawa (06/29/2015) [-]
Hahaha, ik vond 'm best geweldig Vooral die muziek transities, 10/10 zou nog een keer onstporen
User avatar #84 - linksbrains (06/29/2015) [-]
Haha thanks
#7 - Eh, odd reason not to just call her Caitlyn, but I get what yo… 06/28/2015 on Child abuse 0
#5 - Well, no, cause if "he" identifies as female, "…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Child abuse -3
User avatar #6 - creepydudewatching (06/28/2015) [-]
But if he had written "What if she identified as a female?", Jay would have been corrected either way.
Either way, I never know what to say to transsexuals. Helll, I still call him Bruce Jenner because he's not a fucking hero.
He's a man who once killed someone with his car because he was too busy texting.
User avatar #13 - mirukawa (06/28/2015) [-]
No one said he was a hero, you fucking retard. It doesn't matter. It is a she.
User avatar #20 - mirukawa (06/28/2015) [-]
No one right now. You're talking about something that has nothing to do with what you were talking about.
#23 - tarabostes (06/28/2015) [-]
Do DEEZ NUTS in your mouth have somethin' that's got to do with what you're talkin' 'bout?
User avatar #7 - iwasawa (06/28/2015) [-]
Eh, odd reason not to just call her Caitlyn, but I get what you mean. As for what you first said, Jay would've been corrected, probably,simply because. My response was for you, since you said he was right in the first place which, in this case, he was not. Regardless, it's all good and shouldn't matter, so have yourself a great day, alright?

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User avatar #35 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
heya, cheers for the add
User avatar #36 to #35 - iwasawa (05/09/2014) [-]
No worries, happened to see you mention it in the description of a post of yours, figured why not. So what's up?
User avatar #37 to #36 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
Eh, not too much

and you?
User avatar #38 to #37 - iwasawa (05/09/2014) [-]
Got today off so browsing the web and listening to music, nothing special.

So hey, what were you actually hoping for with the friend request thing?
Looking for something in particular, like people to game or whatever with, you know?
Just curious.
User avatar #39 to #38 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
Oh nice,

Eh, nothing in particular, I just like to make more friends on fj
User avatar #41 to #39 - iwasawa (05/09/2014) [-]
Didn't scare ya off, did I? Haha
User avatar #42 to #41 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
Nah not at all mate sorry, just missed your notification

I'm not really playing many games anymore, just working atm with fj in the background
going to go out and buy something to eat in a few mins
User avatar #43 to #42 - iwasawa (05/09/2014) [-]
It's okay. And yeah, I kinda have the same, but still enjoy games from time to time, mostly when with others for the sake of having a laugh while playing and all that. But ah well, no worries; Also, enjoy your meal
User avatar #44 to #43 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
yeah I used to play WoW a lot

fun times, but no more
User avatar #47 to #44 - iwasawa (05/09/2014) [-]
Okay, so basically, I went to this local Sex Shop for a job application (don't ask) and ended up having a chat with the girl working there. She was pretty good looking, redhead with freckles (I got a thing for redheads) and amazing auburn eyes. Anyways, as time went by we started talking about games, apparently she used to be really into WoW. I ended up staying there for two hours or so and we were just drinking at the register (barely anyone came in) and chatting about games. I left the store sometime later with her skype and we went on to game almost daily whilest in a call, she invited me to her place a few times for pizza and games and the last time we got pretty drunk and started fooling around while playing Super Smash Bros Brawl. She jokingly said "loser has to take off a piece of clothing", and as the match begun she just dropped her controller. I got the hint and we just started making out and, well, your imagination can guess where it went from there.

So yeah, that was somewhat related to WoW, hahaha
User avatar #48 to #47 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
haha, sounds like you hit gold
User avatar #45 to #44 - iwasawa (05/09/2014) [-]
Oh-ho-hooo, now I got a story to tell, haha, don't know if you'll be headed to the store by then but I'll try to typ it out somewhat fast, haha. Whatcha working on, by the way?
User avatar #46 to #45 - joshlol (05/09/2014) [-]
type it out and I'll read when back

just working on php
User avatar #40 to #39 - iwasawa (05/09/2014) [-]
Fair enough, haha. Well, if you are interested in doing things, I'm all in.
Kinda bored now anyways, so yeah. If you got a mic/skype we could go in a call and just game a bit, got quite a few multiplayer games and for some (e.g. minecraft) I can set up a server even.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
Nothing much, how about you?
#16 to #15 - tortalis (06/18/2013) [-]
Not much either.
User avatar #17 to #16 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
Such dull lives we live.
User avatar #18 to #17 - tortalis (06/18/2013) [-]
I live in Australia, so of course I have a boring life. ;A;
User avatar #19 to #18 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
I live in the Netherlands, even more boring I think.
User avatar #20 to #19 - tortalis (06/18/2013) [-]
I have never been, so I can't tell you. There was another user that had an Angel Beats account name who was also from the Netherlands, then he threw a bit of a hissy fit, deleted his account and now he hates me, again.
User avatar #21 to #20 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
Mh, coincidental. Though I can assure you I only hate two people in this world, and since I don't know you I can kindly add you're not one of them.
User avatar #22 to #21 - tortalis (06/18/2013) [-]
Hehehe, thanks. <3
I dislike a lot of people, but don't really hate anyone.
I am fine with you, since I don't really know you either.
User avatar #23 to #22 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
Well,let's take this as an oppurtunity to get to know each nother.
User avatar #25 to #23 - tortalis (06/18/2013) [-]
Alright, tell me about yourself. :3
User avatar #26 to #25 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
Very well.

My name is Pascal Verheul, though for internation reasons most people know me by the name of 'Isaac Evermore'. I do a lot of work with foreigners using English unless I know their language. I know 7 languages, may I add. I am sixteen years of age, and am in my fourth year of higher general education. I have a passion for english and want to become a teacher, because I also like kids. I want to get married some day, and have two kids. One boy, Isaac, and a girl, Amelia. I would like the girl to be born two years after the boy so the boy can be the older brother that she can go to for fun, care, help, love and protection. I love writing, reading, gaming and drawing. Design in general really. Appearance wise; I have blonde hair, green eyes, am 1.88 m tall and weigh about 67 kilograms. I have a fit posture with a fair share of muscles, but I'm not buff. I enjoy listening to music, mostly rock. And in my spare time I also like to watch either Doctor Who (currently waiting for the new season) or Anime.

User avatar #28 to #26 - tortalis (06/18/2013) [-]
Hehe, you have a pretty good idea of your life in the future.
Well, my name is Shannon, but a lot of people on here refer to me as 'Chiko.' I only know English fluently, I have taken lots of other language classes, but, due to reasons I have moved schools more than once so I haven't stayed in one place long enough to learn at least another.

I am also 16 years of age and I want to become a psychiatrist in the future. Marriage and children aren't something I have thought about much to be honest. I also love writing and drawing, I am not much of a gamer and I really only read when I have a book about biology or psychology since the topics interest me.

In appearance I have auburn hair and green eyes, I can post a picture if you would like, although, due to lighting, my eyes look brown in the picture. I am around 5'1'', and my actual height in meters is 1.59, so I am just shorter than the character Kanade.

I also enjoy watching anime, but I haven't seen any for a few weeks, this week I hope to change that and watch some. I have actually never seen Doctor Who to be honest, I have heard it is good, but I have never bothered to watch it.
User avatar #29 to #28 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
I think we'll get along. Nice to meet you Shannon.
User avatar #30 to #29 - tortalis (06/18/2013) [-]
**tortalis shakes your hand.**
Nice to meet you too, Pascal.
User avatar #31 to #30 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
If you're interested, my skype is 'AkumaChisei'. Since I'm not on funnyjunk that often anymore.
User avatar #32 to #31 - tortalis (06/18/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll add you, also why not?
User avatar #33 to #32 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk has been lowering in quality over the past year, I only come here for the **** section or when I'm bored. Coincidentally the two of those sometimes go together.
User avatar #27 to #26 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 to #23 - iwasawa (06/18/2013) [-]
other* ...
User avatar #8 - llortemageht (12/14/2011) [-]
Your username makes me think of Angel Beats.
User avatar #9 to #13 - iwasawa (12/15/2011) [-]
i love angelbeats, and iwasawa, therefor iwasawa ;)
User avatar #10 to #14 - llortemageht (12/15/2011) [-]
Tears were shed after Iwasawa's last song, and it was only episode 3.
User avatar #11 to #15 - iwasawa (12/15/2011) [-]
same here, but what i realy hate is that they promised a second season around may 2011 and it never came :S. btw i have all of iwasawa's/girls dead monster songs on my iPod :3
User avatar #12 to #16 - llortemageht (12/15/2011) [-]
I know D: Do you think it would have been Otonashi in the afterlife, helping people like he was in the Alternate Epilogue? I have some of them. I have loads of live version of LiSA singing, though.
#13 to #17 - iwasawa (12/15/2011) [-]
if you ask me once they all got back to life (as shown with otonashi and "tenshi") they somehow meet again, otonashi and tenshi get together, noda and yuri get together, yui and hinata get together and iwasawa, hisako etc. are starting a band once again. though they will get slightly better lifes they will still get some of the same encounters like they had before but better and whit less pain/killing.
#2 - xtrem (09/18/2011) [-]
i am taking ur comment virginity >:)

is your body ready ? doesnt matter MOUAHAHHAHAA
User avatar #3 to #7 - iwasawa (09/18/2011) [-]
da actual fuq?
User avatar #4 to #8 - xtrem (09/18/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 to #9 - iwasawa (09/18/2011) [-]
gusta japanese :D
User avatar #6 to #10 - xtrem (09/18/2011) [-]
konata ≧ω≦ >>>>>>>>>> GUSTA
User avatar #7 to #11 - iwasawa (09/18/2011) [-]
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