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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: NES, Super Nintendo, N64, PS, PS2, Gameboy, GB Advanced, xbox, xbox360, Mac, PC
Video Games Played: CoD, Skyrim, Fallout, Pokemon, etc.
X-box Gamertag: IvanTortuga
Interests: Hiking, Fishing, Video Games, Movies
Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:9/29/2014
Location:Michigan
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Content Thumbs: 7 total,  18 ,  11
Comment Thumbs: 383 total,  465 ,  82
Content Level Progress: 18.64% (11/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
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Subscribers:1
Content Views:2389
Total Comments Made:213
FJ Points:398
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Love Corgis, photography and the great outdoors.

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#75 - You had me at cute dog and lost me at baseball :[ but I will n…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on JurASSic Park +1
#77 - BaconWafflez (07/06/2012) [-]
#71 - This gif killed me. Thank you.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2012 on JurASSic Park 0
#73 - AngryKartoffel (07/06/2012) [-]
good. here, have another.
User avatar #75 - ivantortuga (07/06/2012) [-]
You had me at cute dog and lost me at baseball :[ but I will not thumb down because I still love you.
#77 - BaconWafflez (07/06/2012) [-]
#79 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #30947… 07/06/2012 on That Escalated Quickly 0
#6 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #308 … 07/06/2012 on Genius. 0
#162 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #48 a… 07/06/2012 on holy shit 0
#139 - Hahaha, the first thing on the top list for the night that act… 07/06/2012 on Skyrim 0
#70 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #66291…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2012 on holy shit -1
User avatar #72 - mcrubxpcod (07/05/2012) [-]
people actually think i was being serious, oh well ;P
User avatar #80 - Flfootball (07/05/2012) [-]
Haha, you had me for the first sentence than the navy seal crap was too funny. you are a clever one.
User avatar #98 - mcrubxpcod (07/05/2012) [-]
thenks m8!
#162 - ivantortuga (07/06/2012) [-]
**ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at My hero ** I guess my cap locks didn't get my sarcasm across :( oh well, maybe next time.
#1 - Makes sense to me. 07/05/2012 on Realization +9
#6 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #64403… 07/05/2012 on Scumbag Funnyjunk 0
#5 - Ditto, all the feels :( 07/05/2012 on Crabs Lost Love +1
#1 - EXACTLY 07/05/2012 on 4th of July 0
#9 - Guess I'm not sleeping tonight 07/04/2012 on the sound of madness +1
#1 - I feel bad for her. 07/04/2012 on Stop Smoking, Grandma +18
#3 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #195 … 07/04/2012 on Like i give a shit +2
#4 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #63098… 07/04/2012 on Facebook (1) -1
#133 - yer a wizard. Because of reasons 07/04/2012 on Choose wisely +2
#56 - yes 07/04/2012 on Deep 0
#299 - Ditto 07/04/2012 on Good Golly. 0
#38 - I have an idea. We call it summer camp and make it seem super … 07/04/2012 on illegal immigration +1
#26 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #62104… 07/04/2012 on Future Darwin Award Winners -2
#18 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #598 … 07/04/2012 on Girls poop 0
#33 - Maybe if we don't find them concentration camps. What about so…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2012 on illegal immigration +3
User avatar #34 - MegaAwesomeSauce (07/04/2012) [-]
Indefinite processing camp sounds pretty terrible too.
User avatar #38 - ivantortuga (07/04/2012) [-]
I have an idea. We call it summer camp and make it seem super exclusive. And pretend there is a special where illegal immigrants get in for free. Because ya know everyone loves helping the less fortunate.
#29 - Illegal immigration is an issue for a lot of places. Its a rat…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2012 on illegal immigration +2
User avatar #30 - MegaAwesomeSauce (07/04/2012) [-]
Exactly, so the only moral option we can do is to put them in a concentration camp and wait until they go through to get processed and either shipped back or let in to the country and even that is slightly unethical considering the conditions in those camps. Its one of those dilemmas where there is no good option.
User avatar #33 - ivantortuga (07/04/2012) [-]
Maybe if we don't find them concentration camps. What about something like "redistribution camps" .... that sounds horrible too.
User avatar #34 - MegaAwesomeSauce (07/04/2012) [-]
Indefinite processing camp sounds pretty terrible too.
User avatar #38 - ivantortuga (07/04/2012) [-]
I have an idea. We call it summer camp and make it seem super exclusive. And pretend there is a special where illegal immigrants get in for free. Because ya know everyone loves helping the less fortunate.
#61 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #196 … 07/04/2012 on Popcorn SLOW MO +2
#162 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #25 a… 07/04/2012 on cowboy assassin 0
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#1 - CaitlinLawliet (10/07/2012) [-]
you have no comments on your profile.

*pops cherry*
User avatar #2 to #1 - ivantortuga (10/16/2012) [-]
Damn that feels good!
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