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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: NES, Super Nintendo, N64, PS, PS2, Gameboy, GB Advanced, xbox, xbox360, Mac, PC
Video Games Played: CoD, Skyrim, Fallout, Pokemon, etc.
X-box Gamertag: IvanTortuga
Interests: Hiking, Fishing, Video Games, Movies
Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:9/29/2014
Location:Michigan
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Love Corgis, photography and the great outdoors.

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#1 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Dr. Zoidberg, PhD Puts in a... +35
#44 - daymitsharry (07/31/2012) [-]
#9 - rawrasaurus (07/31/2012) [-]
Glad to see it's being used.
#18 - danielph (07/31/2012) [-]
#2 - occamsrazor (07/30/2012) [-]
#93 - danielph (08/01/2012) [-]
#27 - HAHA That gif!!!!! 07/30/2012 on The Mushroom -2
#25 - This WAS funny WAS I WAS 10. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2012 on The Mushroom +17
#26 - chancebell (07/30/2012) [-]
WHEN I WAS 10*******************************************
D;
#28 - baconseed has deleted their comment.
#31 - NinjaTrainee (07/30/2012) [-]
How I read that

Myth Busted, you just got.

I guess Yoda browses the internet now.
#27 - ivantortuga (07/30/2012) [-]
HAHA That gif!!!!!
#43 - This is the exact thing that happened to the guy that plays Sa… 07/30/2012 on Haha have a nice summer ^^ +3
#634 - Red Dead Redemption. Great... stuck in a ******* desert. 07/30/2012 on Stuck in a game... +1
#807 - So, f--king flawless. Thank you for sharing this beautiful moment. 07/30/2012 on Incest, it's fucking... +3
#107 - Comment deleted 07/29/2012 on Not Sure If Serious Or... 0
#167 - Oh man I totally love Spac!! >.< 07/29/2012 on Must. Resist. Killing.... 0
#914 - Dear diary, today I read a novel. I was not amused. 07/29/2012 on My high school life in a... +3
#26 - I've always had that feeling too. 07/29/2012 on Remember the Pokemon Rap? +1
#5 - No bikini pictures, all summer? What have you been doing? Sitt… 07/29/2012 on You know it's true +3
#180 - Didn't say he always smokes after sex.... just that he sees a … 07/29/2012 on The Date +2
#105 - I always think that exact thing. 07/28/2012 on Title 0
#71 - Just having a friendly conversation ;) 07/28/2012 on (1) Facebook 0
#27 - I know that feel. 07/28/2012 on CaitlinLawliet's profile 0
#41 - It would look pretty sweet but that dragonfly makes it too mes…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2012 on (1) Facebook 0
User avatar #48 - sketchE (07/28/2012) [-]
it looks cool who cares
User avatar #71 - ivantortuga (07/28/2012) [-]
Just having a friendly conversation ;)
#39 - Mine was still raised for quite sometime. Maybe its location? …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2012 on (1) Facebook 0
#40 - CaitlinLawliet (07/28/2012) [-]
i'm not sure ive never gotten a tattoo

heres a Ghost in the Shell tramp stamp the same lady got, im hoping she watched it before she got it unlike this fallout one ha
User avatar #41 - ivantortuga (07/28/2012) [-]
It would look pretty sweet but that dragonfly makes it too messy. At least for my taste. But yeah getting a tattoo of something medium to small without watching the show or playing the game is fine in my opinion. But something as large as that.... well... I'd hope they know what it is, etc.
User avatar #48 - sketchE (07/28/2012) [-]
it looks cool who cares
User avatar #71 - ivantortuga (07/28/2012) [-]
Just having a friendly conversation ;)
#21 - This gif always makes me think of a cuttlefish. Don't know why… 07/28/2012 on POPCORN 0
#33 - Exactly what I was going to say. At the same time no red in th…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2012 on (1) Facebook 0
User avatar #38 - CaitlinLawliet (07/28/2012) [-]
i dont think it was fresh when the picture was taken
User avatar #39 - ivantortuga (07/28/2012) [-]
Mine was still raised for quite sometime. Maybe its location? I don't know. :(
#40 - CaitlinLawliet (07/28/2012) [-]
i'm not sure ive never gotten a tattoo

heres a Ghost in the Shell tramp stamp the same lady got, im hoping she watched it before she got it unlike this fallout one ha
User avatar #41 - ivantortuga (07/28/2012) [-]
It would look pretty sweet but that dragonfly makes it too messy. At least for my taste. But yeah getting a tattoo of something medium to small without watching the show or playing the game is fine in my opinion. But something as large as that.... well... I'd hope they know what it is, etc.
User avatar #48 - sketchE (07/28/2012) [-]
it looks cool who cares
User avatar #71 - ivantortuga (07/28/2012) [-]
Just having a friendly conversation ;)
#48 - I would like to believe this was the cameraman's face while wa… 07/26/2012 on There are no brakes... +5
#340 - He didn't take the last one. Says on the picture.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2012 on Finn Goes Omegle Part 1 (OC) 0
User avatar #341 - qwertyinnit (07/26/2012) [-]
fair enough
#22 - Its most likely that they just really loved what you did to th… 07/25/2012 on KILL IT WITH FIRE +3
#20 - o.O not quite that bad. Here's a picture of the hole. The sa…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2012 on KILL IT WITH FIRE +1
User avatar #21 - scorpionfrommk (07/25/2012) [-]
now that i think about it, they didn't start showing up until we started digging up the yard, maybe the two are related
User avatar #22 - ivantortuga (07/25/2012) [-]
Its most likely that they just really loved what you did to the place. Made digging for them REALLY easy. Cheap skates.
#18 - Its called a cicada killer and they are actually really docile…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2012 on KILL IT WITH FIRE +2
#19 - scorpionfrommk (07/25/2012) [-]
you mean like this?


sorry for the shitty quality i had my phone over my head
User avatar #25 - shitshitshit (08/02/2012) [-]
no...i believe that's Mexicans
#20 - ivantortuga (07/25/2012) [-]
o.O not quite that bad. Here's a picture of the hole. The sand is spread out about 6"-10".
User avatar #21 - scorpionfrommk (07/25/2012) [-]
now that i think about it, they didn't start showing up until we started digging up the yard, maybe the two are related
User avatar #22 - ivantortuga (07/25/2012) [-]
Its most likely that they just really loved what you did to the place. Made digging for them REALLY easy. Cheap skates.
#2 - I believe its that. 07/24/2012 on deadpool? why not spawn? 0
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#1 - CaitlinLawliet (10/07/2012) [-]
you have no comments on your profile.

*pops cherry*
User avatar #2 to #1 - ivantortuga (10/16/2012) [-]
Damn that feels good!
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