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Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:9/29/2014
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#99 - Weedle (trying to lvl him up) so I can only assume its like an… 08/03/2012 on pokemon feels 0
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#70 - anonymous (08/02/2012) [-]
gotta have a higher alchol content for it to catch on fire bro
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#244 - Yep 08/02/2012 on What I want in life +1
#9 - It was all fun and games till you realize its the mens team wa… 08/02/2012 on My perspective of the... +11
#53 - I just answered this not terribly long after you, serves me ri… 08/02/2012 on In Soviet Russia... 0
#52 - It's what happens when people frack near water sources. Fracki…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on In Soviet Russia... +15
User avatar #57 - Meowerine (08/02/2012) [-]
Frakin' frackers
#92 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #86 a… 07/31/2012 on Dr. Zoidberg, PhD Puts in a... -1
#61 - Picture 07/31/2012 on Earth's Timeline +2
#55 - That is .... crazy. Hopefully fake but ... woah. 07/31/2012 on Dead Jew Child +10
#130 - Ya just never know ;) 07/31/2012 on My injuries after a car crash. +1
#1020 - epic 07/31/2012 on Never get married :/ +5
#36 - Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that … 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
#34 - Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#32 - I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rathe…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
User avatar #33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
User avatar #34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#30 - Sounds like you have yourself a winner : ] A man willing to st…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
User avatar #31 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
October will be 2 years, so I'm thinking the same :)
User avatar #32 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rather jealous.
User avatar #33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
User avatar #34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#27 - Is there a "Deal With It" Version of this? If not th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
User avatar #29 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
I haven't been able to find one. If you can find one, please share?
#26 - Lame. Weird sense of justice but I suppose that's what the int…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
User avatar #28 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, he'd kill whoever the guy is if he knew where he lived so I'd rather him just do stupid little stuff
User avatar #30 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds like you have yourself a winner : ] A man willing to stand up for a girl in such a manner is a good man :D
User avatar #31 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
October will be 2 years, so I'm thinking the same :)
User avatar #32 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rather jealous.
User avatar #33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
User avatar #34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#24 - Tell your boyfriend. Your boyfriend finds guy and takes care o…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
User avatar #25 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
His sense of justice is to post the guys info on 4chan and have dildos shipped to his house...I can't report the guy since he has me blocked as well so as far as avoiding him, there isn't much more else I can do
User avatar #26 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Lame. Weird sense of justice but I suppose that's what the internet has become. haha.
User avatar #28 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, he'd kill whoever the guy is if he knew where he lived so I'd rather him just do stupid little stuff
User avatar #30 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds like you have yourself a winner : ] A man willing to stand up for a girl in such a manner is a good man :D
User avatar #31 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
October will be 2 years, so I'm thinking the same :)
User avatar #32 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rather jealous.
User avatar #33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
User avatar #34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#22 - I hope you know I'm joking. That would be pretty horrible.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
User avatar #23 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yes lol. Do you have any methods for getting rid of a creep stalker?
#24 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Tell your boyfriend. Your boyfriend finds guy and takes care of business? Or challenge him to a battle and beat him using strictly magikarp.
User avatar #25 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
His sense of justice is to post the guys info on 4chan and have dildos shipped to his house...I can't report the guy since he has me blocked as well so as far as avoiding him, there isn't much more else I can do
User avatar #26 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Lame. Weird sense of justice but I suppose that's what the internet has become. haha.
User avatar #28 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, he'd kill whoever the guy is if he knew where he lived so I'd rather him just do stupid little stuff
User avatar #30 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds like you have yourself a winner : ] A man willing to stand up for a girl in such a manner is a good man :D
User avatar #31 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
October will be 2 years, so I'm thinking the same :)
User avatar #32 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rather jealous.
User avatar #33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
User avatar #34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#20 - Sounds EXACTLY like flirting to me. Than again I've never been…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
User avatar #21 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Coming from a girl, I would suggest a new technique
User avatar #22 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I hope you know I'm joking. That would be pretty horrible.
User avatar #23 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yes lol. Do you have any methods for getting rid of a creep stalker?
#24 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Tell your boyfriend. Your boyfriend finds guy and takes care of business? Or challenge him to a battle and beat him using strictly magikarp.
User avatar #25 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
His sense of justice is to post the guys info on 4chan and have dildos shipped to his house...I can't report the guy since he has me blocked as well so as far as avoiding him, there isn't much more else I can do
User avatar #26 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Lame. Weird sense of justice but I suppose that's what the internet has become. haha.
User avatar #28 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, he'd kill whoever the guy is if he knew where he lived so I'd rather him just do stupid little stuff
User avatar #30 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds like you have yourself a winner : ] A man willing to stand up for a girl in such a manner is a good man :D
User avatar #31 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
October will be 2 years, so I'm thinking the same :)
User avatar #32 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rather jealous.
User avatar #33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
User avatar #34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#4 - Have something like this in mind? 07/31/2012 on How inconvenient... -1
#17 - He very well maybe be a 12 year old. And you have girl right i…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
User avatar #19 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Well, after I commented that on his post he sent me a message saying "blocked you fucking trash faggot whore. I hope I don't sniff your shit on this planet again." So I don't think it's flirting
User avatar #20 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds EXACTLY like flirting to me. Than again I've never been good at it so maybe I'm wrong.
User avatar #21 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Coming from a girl, I would suggest a new technique
User avatar #22 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I hope you know I'm joking. That would be pretty horrible.
User avatar #23 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yes lol. Do you have any methods for getting rid of a creep stalker?
#24 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Tell your boyfriend. Your boyfriend finds guy and takes care of business? Or challenge him to a battle and beat him using strictly magikarp.
User avatar #25 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
His sense of justice is to post the guys info on 4chan and have dildos shipped to his house...I can't report the guy since he has me blocked as well so as far as avoiding him, there isn't much more else I can do
User avatar #26 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Lame. Weird sense of justice but I suppose that's what the internet has become. haha.
User avatar #28 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, he'd kill whoever the guy is if he knew where he lived so I'd rather him just do stupid little stuff
User avatar #30 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds like you have yourself a winner : ] A man willing to stand up for a girl in such a manner is a good man :D
User avatar #31 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
October will be 2 years, so I'm thinking the same :)
User avatar #32 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rather jealous.
User avatar #33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
User avatar #34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#11 - Don't worry I'm just kidding : ] saw your post in a comment te…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
User avatar #13 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Lol. Thanks. He's been commenting on everything I've ever posted, mostly comments, and basically just been acting like an obnoxious 12 year old since I told him he misused a meme, funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/pokemon+random+funnies/szXcGfm/11#11 , and won't leave me alone. I blocked him and everything but if he sees a comment by me or something he can still reply so that's what he does
User avatar #17 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
He very well maybe be a 12 year old. And you have girl right in your name so more than likely he just wants a bite. Kids these days. OR maybe this is how internet guys flirt, they just stalk the shit out of people?
User avatar #19 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Well, after I commented that on his post he sent me a message saying "blocked you fucking trash faggot whore. I hope I don't sniff your shit on this planet again." So I don't think it's flirting
User avatar #20 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds EXACTLY like flirting to me. Than again I've never been good at it so maybe I'm wrong.
User avatar #21 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Coming from a girl, I would suggest a new technique
User avatar #22 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I hope you know I'm joking. That would be pretty horrible.
User avatar #23 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yes lol. Do you have any methods for getting rid of a creep stalker?
#24 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Tell your boyfriend. Your boyfriend finds guy and takes care of business? Or challenge him to a battle and beat him using strictly magikarp.
User avatar #25 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
His sense of justice is to post the guys info on 4chan and have dildos shipped to his house...I can't report the guy since he has me blocked as well so as far as avoiding him, there isn't much more else I can do
User avatar #26 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Lame. Weird sense of justice but I suppose that's what the internet has become. haha.
User avatar #28 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, he'd kill whoever the guy is if he knew where he lived so I'd rather him just do stupid little stuff
User avatar #30 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds like you have yourself a winner : ] A man willing to stand up for a girl in such a manner is a good man :D
User avatar #31 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
October will be 2 years, so I'm thinking the same :)
User avatar #32 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rather jealous.
User avatar #33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
User avatar #34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#7 - Hey so I heard you like stalkers  [+] (20 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
#9 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #11 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Don't worry I'm just kidding : ] saw your post in a comment telling some stalker to fuck off. And I had the perfect reaction face imo for a comment couldn't not say it.
User avatar #13 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Lol. Thanks. He's been commenting on everything I've ever posted, mostly comments, and basically just been acting like an obnoxious 12 year old since I told him he misused a meme, funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/pokemon+random+funnies/szXcGfm/11#11 , and won't leave me alone. I blocked him and everything but if he sees a comment by me or something he can still reply so that's what he does
User avatar #17 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
He very well maybe be a 12 year old. And you have girl right in your name so more than likely he just wants a bite. Kids these days. OR maybe this is how internet guys flirt, they just stalk the shit out of people?
User avatar #19 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Well, after I commented that on his post he sent me a message saying "blocked you fucking trash faggot whore. I hope I don't sniff your shit on this planet again." So I don't think it's flirting
User avatar #20 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds EXACTLY like flirting to me. Than again I've never been good at it so maybe I'm wrong.
User avatar #21 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Coming from a girl, I would suggest a new technique
User avatar #22 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I hope you know I'm joking. That would be pretty horrible.
User avatar #23 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yes lol. Do you have any methods for getting rid of a creep stalker?
#24 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Tell your boyfriend. Your boyfriend finds guy and takes care of business? Or challenge him to a battle and beat him using strictly magikarp.
User avatar #25 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
His sense of justice is to post the guys info on 4chan and have dildos shipped to his house...I can't report the guy since he has me blocked as well so as far as avoiding him, there isn't much more else I can do
User avatar #26 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Lame. Weird sense of justice but I suppose that's what the internet has become. haha.
User avatar #28 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Yeah, he'd kill whoever the guy is if he knew where he lived so I'd rather him just do stupid little stuff
User avatar #30 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Sounds like you have yourself a winner : ] A man willing to stand up for a girl in such a manner is a good man :D
User avatar #31 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
October will be 2 years, so I'm thinking the same :)
User avatar #32 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rather jealous.
User avatar #33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
User avatar #34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
User avatar #36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
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#1 - CaitlinLawliet (10/07/2012) [-]
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*pops cherry*
User avatar #2 to #1 - ivantortuga (10/16/2012) [-]
Damn that feels good!
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