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Gender: male
Age: 25
Consoles Owned: NES, Super Nintendo, N64, PS, PS2, Gameboy, GB Advanced, xbox, xbox360, Mac, PC
Video Games Played: CoD, Skyrim, Fallout, Pokemon, etc.
X-box Gamertag: IvanTortuga
Interests: Hiking, Fishing, Video Games, Movies
Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:3/27/2014
Location:Michigan
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#1845 - At the brewery  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +2
User avatar #1931 - ivantortuga (05/23/2013) [-]
I leave for the Peace Corps in a few months so if anyone is interested in making online penpals get at me
#51 - You're starting to get it 05/21/2013 on not smart enough to think... +1
#127 - Its just another way of saying "most babies born". 05/03/2013 on Rape Here +1
#65 - ****** can't read remember  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on brutal nature +1
User avatar #74 - spawnconnery (05/02/2013) [-]
Aw shit nigga, you got me there.
#52 - Wrong.Feniseca tarquinius is also carnivorous.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on brutal nature -2
#62 - salsawin (05/02/2013) [-]
"Are some of the" not "are the only"
User avatar #55 - spawnconnery (05/02/2013) [-]
Nigga what did you not understand about "and are some of the only carnivorous Lepidopterans in the world"
User avatar #65 - ivantortuga (05/02/2013) [-]
niggas can't read remember
User avatar #74 - spawnconnery (05/02/2013) [-]
Aw shit nigga, you got me there.
#9 - Sorry Spiderman, but you don't have the super power of money. 04/26/2013 on Spidertitle +2
#19 - Ditto 04/26/2013 on Woops, don't mind me. 0
#72 - He's putin youth in their place. 04/25/2013 on AK-74: Fast Assembly &... 0
#135 - Picture 04/24/2013 on Heavy Metal Band Generator +3
#134 - Erotic Cum Death wut 04/24/2013 on Heavy Metal Band Generator 0
#12 - Me too, but we aren't getting any younger... unless.... unless… 04/21/2013 on Is it enough? +5
#81 - For one I think your roll sums up this entire post rather nicely. 04/21/2013 on RRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEE 0
#51 - immediately went to my mirror and checked. 04/21/2013 on What if? +7
#2083 - Ravenous Beast..... I'm going to be put down :( 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
#34 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Canadian 0
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#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Canadian 0
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#77 - Sadly no, it was just a myth. 04/13/2013 on Mr. Rogers... 0
#47 - gurllll where you at!? 04/12/2013 on CaitlinLawliet's profile 0
#76 - "Balling the queen"... pretty sure thats a sexual thing. 04/12/2013 on Nature is scary +1
#197 - There are ... example two posts down. 12/10/2012 on WTF 0
#46 - GURL what it be?! 12/09/2012 on CaitlinLawliet's profile 0
#16 - Depends on how often you're having sex. 12/09/2012 on No one ever pays me in... +1
#26 - I did NOT just realize this. Very aware of the fact already. 12/08/2012 on Mindfuck: part 2 +1
#112 - Comment deleted 12/03/2012 on Nemo is kill +7
#107 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Nemo is kill -1
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#1 - CaitlinLawliet (10/07/2012) [-]
you have no comments on your profile.

*pops cherry*
User avatar #2 to #1 - ivantortuga (10/16/2012) [-]
Damn that feels good!
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