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ivantortuga

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:7/04/2012
Last Login:9/29/2014
Location:Michigan
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Content Level Progress: 18.64% (11/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 138 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:2490
Total Comments Made:213
FJ Points:398
B.S. in History.
Love Corgis, photography and the great outdoors.

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#53 - I just answered this not terribly long after you, serves me ri… 08/02/2012 on In Soviet Russia... 0
#52 - It's what happens when people frack near water sources. Fracki…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2012 on In Soviet Russia... +15
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#57 - Meowerine (08/02/2012) [-]
Frakin' frackers
#92 - **ivantortuga rolled a random image posted in comment #86 a… 07/31/2012 on Dr. Zoidberg, PhD Puts in a... -1
#61 - Picture 07/31/2012 on Earth's Timeline +2
#55 - That is .... crazy. Hopefully fake but ... woah. 07/31/2012 on Dead Jew Child +10
#130 - Ya just never know ;) 07/31/2012 on My injuries after a car crash. +1
#1020 - epic 07/31/2012 on Never get married :/ +5
#36 - Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that … 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
#34 - Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
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#36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.
#32 - I just went through a horrible break up. So I'll say I'm rathe…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2012 on squirtlegirl's profile 0
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#33 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry... Care to share?
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#34 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Dated girl for almost a year. Was going to propose in November. Summer + last semester of college + work stress got into between us. She broke up with me. Started treating me sort of crappy recently.
#35 - squirtlegirl (07/31/2012) [-]
Wow... that really sucks, I'm sorry..
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#36 - ivantortuga (07/31/2012) [-]
Thanks. It's okay, things get better. The big problem is that she lives with my bestfriend (girl) and they live directly across the parking lot. And I haven't been at my apartment this summer (college apartment) and I have her lingerie in my closet >....< fucking fail.