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itsthetie

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#1 tip to anyone out there wanting to make a funny comic. Make it appeal to at least one more person than you and yourselfcomment
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Gender: male
Age: 26
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/itsthetie
Youtube Channel: just for watching stuff
Steam Profile: Nope, I'm bad with addictive stuff
Consoles Owned: SNES, PS1, 2 and 3
Video Games Played: Mostly PS1 and SNES
Date Signed Up:9/26/2013
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:Denmark the land of LEGO
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#270 - dayum 05/29/2015 on Show off your beard +1
#269 - I bow to you, master of beards. Hot damn  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Show off your beard +6
User avatar #329 - hidemoto (05/29/2015) [-]
A fellow Dane need not bow to his brother!
#4794 - Yes, but my computer's honestly too outdated to run it. I migh…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on itsthetie's profile 0
#4795 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
Anything I can do to help.
Hopefully you get your stuff fixed.
#4792 - It's never a funny thing to deal with, I appreciate it buddy. …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2015 on itsthetie's profile 0
User avatar #4793 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm here to talk whenever you need it. Do you have skype?
User avatar #4794 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes, but my computer's honestly too outdated to run it. I might have skype in a few days. I need to hit up the shop that meets my needs. Gimme a day or two and I might be able to run it. I appreciate the offer man, I really do
#4795 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
Anything I can do to help.
Hopefully you get your stuff fixed.
#4790 - Fairly good, my dad may hace cancer, so I could be better. We'…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2015 on itsthetie's profile 0
User avatar #4791 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh.. I'm so sorry.
My uncle recently found out he has cancer, and even though I'm not that close to him my grandma is, and its a real stress on this family.

I hope things work out for you.
User avatar #4792 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
It's never a funny thing to deal with, I appreciate it buddy. Thank you
User avatar #4793 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm here to talk whenever you need it. Do you have skype?
User avatar #4794 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes, but my computer's honestly too outdated to run it. I might have skype in a few days. I need to hit up the shop that meets my needs. Gimme a day or two and I might be able to run it. I appreciate the offer man, I really do
#4795 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
Anything I can do to help.
Hopefully you get your stuff fixed.
#20579 - yiss! His voice is so great, they were a big hit in Japan actu… 05/29/2015 on snohball's profile 0
#250 - **** I'M LATE!!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Show off your beard +10
User avatar #327 - facadeon (05/29/2015) [-]
10/10
User avatar #323 - wutangswords (05/29/2015) [-]
Beards are never late, they are always right on time
#20577 - Here's a more rough live version with some of their … 05/29/2015 on snohball's profile 0
#20576 - The first time in 19 years a Danish rockband comes b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2015 on snohball's profile 0
User avatar #20578 - snohball (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh my god, I love his voice!

Very melodic.

Me likes this!
User avatar #20579 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
yiss! His voice is so great, they were a big hit in Japan actually

their biggest hit was Silverflame
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-yd1hBRvos

And her's another great. D.A.D (Disneyland After Dark)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDaH9VORVtI
Evil Twin, dat riff
User avatar #20577 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKAs_CZiC8w

Here's a more rough live version with some of their best stuff

first song starts at 4.15
#4788 - Hi there!  [+] (7 new replies) 05/29/2015 on itsthetie's profile 0
User avatar #4789 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
how be?
User avatar #4790 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
Fairly good, my dad may hace cancer, so I could be better. We're waiting for the test results, but I'm trying to stay positive
User avatar #4791 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh.. I'm so sorry.
My uncle recently found out he has cancer, and even though I'm not that close to him my grandma is, and its a real stress on this family.

I hope things work out for you.
User avatar #4792 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
It's never a funny thing to deal with, I appreciate it buddy. Thank you
User avatar #4793 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm here to talk whenever you need it. Do you have skype?
User avatar #4794 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes, but my computer's honestly too outdated to run it. I might have skype in a few days. I need to hit up the shop that meets my needs. Gimme a day or two and I might be able to run it. I appreciate the offer man, I really do
#4795 - venomousvalentine (05/29/2015) [-]
Anything I can do to help.
Hopefully you get your stuff fixed.

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#4799 - sonatadusk (15 hours ago) [-]
I don't feel so good...
#4785 - xHoratioCainex (05/28/2015) [-]
hi hows it going. apparently i am what people imagine you'd look like.

beard pic related
#4786 to #4785 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
Well damn, we're not that far apart. You're a good deal skinnier than me though, but your beard looks neat, bro
User avatar #4797 to #4786 - MacTaylor (18 hours ago) [-]
dear god, where were you born!?!
she said she couldn't have kids!
User avatar #4796 to #4786 - xHoratioCainex (18 hours ago) [-]
b-brother..? oh god.. I HAVE A BROTHER. DAD. QUICK. EXPLAIN THIS.

-> MacTaylor <- my dad irl which is funny cuz im horatio and hes mac

Though, I'm jealous of the soulpatch thing. Mines not growing into the rest of my beard so I have this upside down U shape almost. Your beard is equally awesome.
User avatar #4798 to #4796 - xHoratioCainex (18 hours ago) [-]
also that picture is old. i've let my beard grow out more and its about as mangled as yours.
#4784 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
Hello...
User avatar #4789 to #4788 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
how be?
User avatar #4790 to #4789 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
Fairly good, my dad may hace cancer, so I could be better. We're waiting for the test results, but I'm trying to stay positive
User avatar #4791 to #4790 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Oh.. I'm so sorry.
My uncle recently found out he has cancer, and even though I'm not that close to him my grandma is, and its a real stress on this family.

I hope things work out for you.
User avatar #4792 to #4791 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
It's never a funny thing to deal with, I appreciate it buddy. Thank you
User avatar #4793 to #4792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm here to talk whenever you need it. Do you have skype?
User avatar #4794 to #4793 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes, but my computer's honestly too outdated to run it. I might have skype in a few days. I need to hit up the shop that meets my needs. Gimme a day or two and I might be able to run it. I appreciate the offer man, I really do
#4795 to #4794 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Anything I can do to help.
Hopefully you get your stuff fixed.
User avatar #4777 - deadinferno (05/26/2015) [-]
One of my friends sent me a comic on Facebook and I realised it was one of yours, thought it was pretty neat seeing your stuff outside of FJ
User avatar #4787 to #4777 - itsthetie (05/29/2015) [-]
Ayy, that's always neat, heh
#4766 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Do you know any gud danish pick up lines?
#4767 to #4766 - itsthetie (05/26/2015) [-]
wish I did buddy, every girl I've ever hooked up with was through casual conversations
wish I did buddy, every girl I've ever hooked up with was through casual conversations
#4768 to #4767 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
How do you even do that?   
&quot;-			******		 weather, huh?   
-Yeah....   
-A lot of clouds too....   
-OH JUST 			****		 ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;
How do you even do that?
"- ****** weather, huh?
-Yeah....
-A lot of clouds too....
-OH JUST **** ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
#4769 to #4768 - itsthetie (05/26/2015) [-]
Well, you gotta sound/be interested in the girl you're wooing. Being attractive is another good trick, I hear it helps
Well, you gotta sound/be interested in the girl you're wooing. Being attractive is another good trick, I hear it helps
#4770 to #4769 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Hmmmmm , and what do i do to make contact with her , without sounding/lookin' like a total creep?
#4771 to #4770 - itsthetie (05/26/2015) [-]
You say 'hi', without spilling spaghetti everywhere   
   
there's no easy way to do it, you just gotta go to her face and say hello   
   
worst thing that can happen is rejection, and then you gotta be like &quot;whatever, just trying to talk to somebody&quot;
You say 'hi', without spilling spaghetti everywhere

there's no easy way to do it, you just gotta go to her face and say hello

worst thing that can happen is rejection, and then you gotta be like "whatever, just trying to talk to somebody"
#4772 to #4771 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
It's not 'bout the "hi" , but 'bout what cums after brah...
#4773 to #4772 - itsthetie (05/26/2015) [-]
well, that takes practice, I failed on numerious occations until I just learned to relax about it. Talk about something anybody would be interested in. If that fails, just go &quot;oh yeah, not that I'm interested in it, but it's just the talk of the town&quot; w/e. There're numerous ways to go about that stuff bruh
well, that takes practice, I failed on numerious occations until I just learned to relax about it. Talk about something anybody would be interested in. If that fails, just go "oh yeah, not that I'm interested in it, but it's just the talk of the town" w/e. There're numerous ways to go about that stuff bruh
#4774 to #4773 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
ii-itsthetie , yy-you gave me so much advice , domo arigato mr roboto , i wish you the best of luck as well!
ii-itsthetie , yy-you gave me so much advice , domo arigato mr roboto , i wish you the best of luck as well!
User avatar #4778 to #4774 - advice (05/27/2015) [-]
you know you can get advice from me too
User avatar #4779 to #4778 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
That'd be dangerous.
User avatar #4780 to #4779 - advice (05/27/2015) [-]
dangerous if you DON"T take my advice
User avatar #4781 to #4780 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
Oh alright , tell me how to pick up a mod.
User avatar #4782 to #4781 - advice (05/27/2015) [-]
lift with your legs
#4783 to #4782 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/27/2015) [-]
You sure?
#4775 to #4774 - itsthetie (05/26/2015) [-]
Haha, good luck out there on the outernet bruh, thanks man
Haha, good luck out there on the outernet bruh, thanks man
#4776 to #4775 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
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#4763 - kingdaniel ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
So hows ''Business​Unusual'' going?

Are you going to get the gang back together?
User avatar #4764 to #4763 - itsthetie (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, exam's just gotta be over with first. June 10th is when I'm gonna get back on making comics and music. Would love a beat from you btw, you produce some neat shiz
#4765 to #4764 - kingdaniel ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Thanks fam, you're a great musician too. And holy damn, your English is good, for someone who doesn't speak it as his first language.   
   
When you were rapping on Business Unusual It sounds exactly like a American IMO.   
   
This is one of my latest stuff, I'm trying to make ''Future bass''  idk if you ever heard of it.    
funnyjunk.com/user/kingdaniel/379#379
Thanks fam, you're a great musician too. And holy damn, your English is good, for someone who doesn't speak it as his first language.

When you were rapping on Business Unusual It sounds exactly like a American IMO.

This is one of my latest stuff, I'm trying to make ''Future bass'' idk if you ever heard of it.
funnyjunk.com/user/kingdaniel/379#379
User avatar #4750 - tepidteal ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
How do you come up with ideas for comics? I've got poo brain when I try to come up with something.
#4762 to #4750 - tarabostes ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
You could come up with some tiddies!
User avatar #4754 to #4750 - itsthetie (05/23/2015) [-]
Drugs, lots and lots of drugs

jk I'm insane
User avatar #4749 - discobleach (05/22/2015) [-]
son, why haven't you shared your tapastic on facebook yet
like for real
User avatar #4751 to #4749 - itsthetie (05/23/2015) [-]
Eh, it can wait
User avatar #4753 to #4751 - discobleach (05/23/2015) [-]
not while I'm on my second feature already
catch up fgt
User avatar #4755 to #4753 - itsthetie (05/23/2015) [-]
pshh, I'll get there

I don't really have the produce going that you have, so there's that
User avatar #4756 to #4755 - discobleach (05/23/2015) [-]
the produce?
what's that
User avatar #4757 to #4756 - itsthetie (05/23/2015) [-]
Produce is a generalized term for a group of farm-produced crops and goods, including fruits and vegetables – meats, grains, oats, etc. are also sometimes considered produce.

welp, I kinda misinterpreted the word, but basically you're putting out more **** than I am
User avatar #4758 to #4757 - discobleach (05/23/2015) [-]
technically you're uploading at a faster rate than I
but what I meant was, comics have a higher chance of being featured if they've been shared on social networks. if you post it on facebook, more people will share and your chances will be much higher.
absolute no-brainer.
User avatar #4759 to #4758 - itsthetie (05/23/2015) [-]
Right, will do once the comics are actually new
User avatar #4760 to #4759 - discobleach (05/23/2015) [-]
you hapless fool
User avatar #4761 to #4760 - itsthetie (05/23/2015) [-]
there's literally no reason to promote tapastic when I'm postin comics people have seen before. But I get your point of promoting it because of the revenue etc. But if people have seen it, I don't wanna shove it down their throats
#4748 - knightgiver (05/22/2015) [-]
Hey there.
Hey there.
#4745 - lucky (05/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4744 - discobleach (05/20/2015) [-]
this is Znoflats' adventure comic.
let us rip him off try and outdo him

tapastic.com/episode/136831
User avatar #4737 - whtkid ONLINE (05/18/2015) [-]
me 2
User avatar #4731 - itzfelt (05/17/2015) [-]
I mostly added you cause I wanted to see that content. And I wanted some sweet love
#4734 to #4731 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
Glad you're curious friend  Here's a gif of some sweet, sweet love
Glad you're curious friend Here's a gif of some sweet, sweet love
#4729 - atomschlumpf (05/17/2015) [-]
We are friends now

And I forgot the pic
#4730 to #4729 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
Thanks for adding me, welcome to the inner circle, bruh
Thanks for adding me, welcome to the inner circle, bruh
#4732 to #4730 - atomschlumpf (05/17/2015) [-]
So when's the next sacrifice due?
#4735 to #4732 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
June 10th, when my exams are over so Satan will let me off the hook for a while
June 10th, when my exams are over so Satan will let me off the hook for a while
User avatar #4724 - sarcasticone (05/17/2015) [-]
I have to be a friend to view your content? Hmm weird
User avatar #4725 to #4724 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
Well that's gotta be new, I didn't change any settings? I'll fix it, wouldn't wanna force people to login to view it
User avatar #4726 to #4725 - sarcasticone (05/17/2015) [-]
Nah you gotta be logged on to even view content uploads on people you've subscribed to. Good drawing btw looks dreamy
User avatar #4727 to #4726 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
Ah, I guess it's because I uploaded this drawing as a profile picture, not as regular content

cheers mate, might do more like that, maybe even a comic just to try it out. I'm still learning how to color like that

User avatar #4733 to #4727 - sarcasticone (05/17/2015) [-]
Cool I'll be waiting
User avatar #4711 - vladturtu (05/17/2015) [-]
Hey buddy,do you still have your cover of "Baby got back"?
User avatar #4713 to #4711 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
Sorry man, the vocaroo recording expired :/
User avatar #4719 to #4713 - vladturtu (05/17/2015) [-]
I know,I was trying to explain to somebody why I was singing that way,but I made a fool of myself lol
User avatar #4720 to #4719 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
Aw dang, sorry I couldn't save you from that buddy lol
User avatar #4712 to #4710 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
10/10 love Rone, he's a beast
User avatar #4714 to #4712 - mrsnowballs (05/17/2015) [-]
He ******* murdered the dude. Absolutely savage. I even started to feel bad for the other guy in the end
User avatar #4715 to #4714 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah me too, it's the first time I've seen a dude get owned with life advice in a rap battle, hah
User avatar #4739 to #4715 - advice (05/18/2015) [-]
then you've never seen me spit fire
User avatar #4716 to #4715 - mrsnowballs (05/17/2015) [-]
That video is getting quite a bit of attention. Not gonna be surprised if the dude's popularity skyrockets. He deserves it too, that was almost 8-mile ownage right there
User avatar #4717 to #4716 - itsthetie (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah he's been battling for years, dude deserves the attention for sure, he's a pure word-smith
User avatar #4718 to #4717 - mrsnowballs (05/17/2015) [-]
You a fan of his I take it?
User avatar #4694 - syrianassassinsoul ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
mudafaga
#4700 to #4699 - itsthetie (05/05/2015) [-]
That is pretty hilarious
That is pretty hilarious
User avatar #4693 - mrsnowballs (05/05/2015) [-]
I like your new watermark. Seems a lot more professional
User avatar #4697 to #4693 - itsthetie (05/05/2015) [-]
Thanks man, that's what I'm aiming for. Can't really figure out the right look just yet.
I've changed it up the past couple of comics. I like your new avatar, looks neat
User avatar #4701 to #4697 - mrsnowballs (05/05/2015) [-]
Hah so you don't wanna be that bubbly drunk teddy bear but instead someone more serious and professional? Is there a reason behind it or did you just want an image change?

And thanks, tepid teal drew it for me. I've been rocking your avatars for the past year now. You gotta up your avatar game if you wanna keep up.
User avatar #4703 to #4701 - itsthetie (05/05/2015) [-]
Haha, well for one, people tend to keep your watermark more often if it's got copyright written on it, secondly I just wanted to switch things up. Might do an entirely new signature with texture and a ballony lookin' hand-drawn font. i'm thinking about stuff, just don't have time to do so much until exams are over. Once that happens, I'll go comic nuts

I love it, yeah I totally understand. I can always draw you a new one some time in the future. Once you go Tie, you do till you die
User avatar #4705 to #4703 - mrsnowballs (05/05/2015) [-]
Hmm true that. I like the more professional look myself. makes you look more serious, more solid as a comic maker. When are your exams over? Mine are coming up as well, so not much time for commenting, it sucks since I wanna hold that #1 spot for as long as I can.

Yeah I think it's very unique, I find it kind of creepy and I don't know why. It'd be great if you could draw me one after you're done with exams, always liked your avatars.
Lol that's hell of a catchphrase, it's true as well. I went Tie back when I added you after you made your first frog comic, my heart has been wearing a tie ever since
#4692 - titaniums (05/04/2015) [-]
the guy in this comic looks like what would happen if captainwow absorbed your tie powers
User avatar #4704 to #4692 - itsthetie (05/05/2015) [-]
Haha, I've seen it before, looks like a total costume switch, with Cap's color scheme and everything
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