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#11 - I haven't played Overwatch and I don't know why that's savage …  [+] (14 replies) 09/06/2016 on Ice Cold +27
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#13 - aodahn (09/06/2016) [-]
In the lore Widowmaker (the sniper who's PoV we are watching) shot Ana (the mother of the flying rocket bitch, who dies) in the face.

"like mother like daughter" Widow is calling out Pharah (rocket bitch) out for dying so ez.
#40 - anon (09/07/2016) [-]
i personally couldn't understand what the fuck she was saying.
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#18 - ghostninjaguy (09/06/2016) [-]
But Ana is still alive, she's just missing an eye
#49 - sleepehz (09/07/2016) [-]
**sleepehz used "*roll picture*"**
**sleepehz rolled image**the voice line originally played before ana was playable, or even announced. It only serves to increase the burn.
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#22 - frenzyhero (09/06/2016) [-]
She was presumed dead for years. Presumably decades.
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#26 - renegademimi (09/06/2016) [-]
Not decades, she was already grey when she was shot by Wdowmaker, likely it happened /very/ shortly before the Swiss HQ explosion.
Also Widowmaker is 33 years old currently in the lore, it'd be impossible time-wise for her to have shot Ana "decades ago"
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#30 - frenzyhero (09/06/2016) [-]
You're probably right, but Overwatch's timeline is fucked up.

Ana is currently 60 years old.
Ana was shot before Overwatch was shut down. We know this because she was shot during an Overwatch operation.
The game's current year is 2076, because the game is set 60 years in the future.
Petras Act was created, and Overwatch shut down, in 2042.
This means Ana must have been shot when she was at most 34 years old.

Widowmaker sniped Ana from the crib.
Overwatch has fucky timeline, unless I'm missing something or my math is wrong.
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#32 - renegademimi (09/06/2016) [-]
Sorry for the bad spelling btw I'm on my phone.
Anyway the only thing your perception seems to be skewed by is the "petras act" thing but tbh i wouldn't get my information where the year was only stated in different language versions of an animated short, lots of stuff gets fucked up in translations.
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#31 - renegademimi (09/06/2016) [-]
Overwatch was shit down less than a decade before the game officially takes place
The Omnic crisis started 30 years before the game too place, AFTER the Omnic Crisis, Jack Morrison led Overwatch for 20 years
This means that, not even taking into account how long the omnic crisis lasted, Ovrwatch could have ONLY been shut down for 10 years MAX.
The timeline isn't fucked, you have some wrong information.
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#33 - frenzyhero (09/07/2016) [-]
But it was still an official source. Even if it is a different language, it was from the official animation, and is considered canon. Canon info can't be wrong.
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#34 - renegademimi (09/07/2016) [-]
It can be if it was a mistranslation because that /always/ happens with other language things?

Like are you saying a timeline that makes 0 sense is more plausible than a bad translation?
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#35 - frenzyhero (09/07/2016) [-]
Yes, it's Blizzard.
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#19 - aodahn (09/06/2016) [-]
I never said Ana was dead... I said she got shot in the face.

"But you said pharah dying so easy" All the heroes die numerous times a round (unless you have a god team/autistic opponents)
#16 - itsmedumbass (09/06/2016) [-]
Ohhhh okay, thanks for explaining friendo
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