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#22 - I thought Lyanna ran away with Rhaegar after a festival or som…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2016 on QUEENINDANORF +1
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#62 - mcpatmat (06/29/2016) [-]
That's probably the case but the consensus I believe is that she was raped.
#193 - Ya, I'm just glad I can tell other people to watch out for the… 06/28/2016 on [Ray-k] Untitled [English] 0
#173 - In regards to his death?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2016 on feminism 0
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#180 - machiavellianhumor (06/28/2016) [-]
no
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#181 - itsmedumbass (06/29/2016) [-]
Why then friendo
#190 - Ya man, I was pretty spooked by the end. I learned my lesson h… 06/28/2016 on [Ray-k] Untitled [English] +1
#187 - I got you fam 06/28/2016 on [Ray-k] Untitled [English] 0
#186 - I got you fam 06/28/2016 on [Ray-k] Untitled [English] 0
#185 - Sorry for the wait So this started a few years ago …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2016 on [Ray-k] Untitled [English] +6
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#192 - talosknight (06/28/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ dude. I've had some crazies in my life, but you win the award for crazy. I'm glad you're here to tell the tale.
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#193 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
Ya, I'm just glad I can tell other people to watch out for the crazies.
And it makes for a great story
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#189 - redsun (06/28/2016) [-]
Well, that was a god damned roller coaster
#188 - gawddammitbawby (06/28/2016) [-]
Damn must have been pretty fucking scary. I would be paranoid as shit afterwards.
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#190 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
Ya man, I was pretty spooked by the end. I learned my lesson however, my current gf is quirky but not crazy.
#169 - Short or long version? I got time for both  [+] (11 new replies) 06/28/2016 on [Ray-k] Untitled [English] 0
#170 - gawddammitbawby (06/28/2016) [-]
Long version please.
#185 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
Sorry for the wait

So this started a few years ago when I was a senior in highschool. Throughout my time in highschool I viewed relationships as nothing more than tools to help you climb the highschool food chain, and so I never emotionally invested myself in any of the relationships I got involved in. I ended up breaking some hearts, but I couldn't have cared less. Looking back on it, I probably could have avoided all this if I hadn't been a such a bastard .
Anyway about halfway through my last year I met a girl through a friend and she was quirky, fun, nice and I really enjoyed hanging out with her but I was still looking for my next catapult up the food chain and I saw her as the perfect choice.
Little did I know she was playing the same game.
You see, her and I were reasonably popular (I was a funny asshole and she was good looking) and if we got together we would be at the top of the food chain I'm not talking prom king and queen, just like lords I guess , and so that's exactly what we did.
About a couple months into the relationship I noticed little things about her that were red flags but I really didn't care as my year was almost over my best friend also 'she's a red flag dude' but I didn't listen . And for some fucking reason I started to actually develop feelings, against my better judgement. She was incredibly clingy, like if I hadn't texted her in an hour she would have assumed I was either dead or cheating on her, she sucked so much energy out of me. She once called me in the middle of the night and pretended she was having a miscarriage just to see how I would react WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? , and if course I freaked out and got in my car, drove halfway across town to find her laughing an hugging me and telling me I'm the best.
This went on for another month until I decided my friends and I decided it was in my best interest to leave her as I was like the walking dead, absolutely drained of all energy and emotion.
When I told her she screamed and cried, she promised to change and said she would even suck me off right there in school as long as I stayed with her. I said no.
After a couple weeks of getting texts and phone calls where she professed her love for me or threatening to cut my dick off, she eventually left me alone.
Grad and prom came and went in the normal drunken haze of celebrating seniors. Fast forward where I am 3 months into university and lying on my bed watching the youtubes and I get a text message from a unnamed number, I open it up and all it says is 'I haven't forgotten about you Matty' My name is Matt, and that was her nickname for me . So by this time my heart is beating fast and a pit has formed in my stomach, I didn't need this shit in my life. So I ask who is this and she sends me a pic of her naked (face and all) with the question 'Miss me?' No, no I didn't miss you.
So she goes on a rant of how we are meant for eachother and how she forgives me for getting caught up in the confusion of graduating (her reasoning) and that caused me to dump her. I stop responding and put my phone on silent. So about 4 hours later its midnight and someone rings on my doorbell, at first I'm confused, annoyed, and then freaked out because as I looked out the window there she was waiting for me.
So, like any rational human being, I called the cops and they came. I showed them the texts and they took her in. Guess she had a hunting rifle in the back of her car and a note which basically explained that if she can't have me no one can. Fast forward a couple months and I have a restraining order put on her. I've since moved halfway across the country and have heard nothing from her in two years, so I'm assuming she's given up.
TLDR: Don't stick your dick in crazy, actually don't do anything with crazy, crazy is bad, very very bad.
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#192 - talosknight (06/28/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ dude. I've had some crazies in my life, but you win the award for crazy. I'm glad you're here to tell the tale.
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#193 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
Ya, I'm just glad I can tell other people to watch out for the crazies.
And it makes for a great story
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#189 - redsun (06/28/2016) [-]
Well, that was a god damned roller coaster
#188 - gawddammitbawby (06/28/2016) [-]
Damn must have been pretty fucking scary. I would be paranoid as shit afterwards.
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#190 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
Ya man, I was pretty spooked by the end. I learned my lesson however, my current gf is quirky but not crazy.
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#183 - redsun (06/28/2016) [-]
I'm curious too
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#186 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
I got you fam
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#175 - talosknight (06/28/2016) [-]
I'm replying cuz i have to know now too.
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#187 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
I got you fam
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#86 - Ahhh yes, came across that one when I first started traversing… 06/28/2016 on OC-Frankie Fo/ss/ter +1