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#69 - The North and the South are both lacking in a sustainable army… 06/29/2016 on QUEENINDANORF 0
#4 - That's the joke 06/29/2016 on Games +6
#40 - Which he will. The North is stronger than the South right now,…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2016 on QUEENINDANORF 0
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#51 - thewhitezombie (06/29/2016) [-]
The north was decimated. The whole north was rallied and went south, all dead. Then they were attacked by the Iron born, and then Ramsay killed everyone who was left, and then they somehow managed to find one last army, who also just died by getting slaughtered by cavalry. This has all taken 6 years. The only reason the north is going to be able to keep fighting is because of movie magic. Their armies have been massacred repeatedly, there shouldn't be anything left.
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#69 - itsmedumbass (06/29/2016) [-]
The North and the South are both lacking in a sustainable army, as Jamie just got back to King's Landing with his to see how badly Cersei fucked everything. So we can assume his army is gonna be preoccupied with assisting in the cleanup. Jon could theoretically take his army and the army of the Vale and march down to kings landing and take it but he knows what the real threat is.
#181 - Why then friendo 06/29/2016 on feminism 0
#31 - And then ***** off back to the North. I don't want Sansa as Qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2016 on QUEENINDANORF 0
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#34 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
Kinda agree on th Sansa thing. Bran is now the 3ER though and won't be leaving weirwood.net much I don't believe. Lol
#28 - Maybe Jon will stick his ice in her fire and they'll do a join…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2016 on QUEENINDANORF 0
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#67 - ddoggdiggity (06/29/2016) [-]
I don't think he would wanna get it on with his auntie
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#29 - Brancer (06/28/2016) [-]
I think the only reason he would Marry her would be to unite all of westeros and get to use her dragons on the real threat.
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#31 - itsmedumbass (06/29/2016) [-]
And then fucks off back to the North. I don't want Sansa as Queen of the North, Bran maybe.
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#34 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
Kinda agree on th Sansa thing. Bran is now the 3ER though and won't be leaving weirwood.net much I don't believe. Lol
#26 - I really hope he doesn't become king, he's King of the North a…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/28/2016 on QUEENINDANORF +3
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#27 - Brancer (06/28/2016) [-]
Yeah king or not I don't see him actually sitting on the iron throne. Though with all Dany's hints about having to marry for favor in Westeros to Daario in there breakup. Plus you know how Targs gotta thing for targs and all. Fire and ICe fo sho.
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#28 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
Maybe Jon will stick his ice in her fire and they'll do a joint rule thingy? Cause his heart is for the North, I don't think he'd want to be away for long.
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#67 - ddoggdiggity (06/29/2016) [-]
I don't think he would wanna get it on with his auntie
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#29 - Brancer (06/28/2016) [-]
I think the only reason he would Marry her would be to unite all of westeros and get to use her dragons on the real threat.
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#31 - itsmedumbass (06/29/2016) [-]
And then fucks off back to the North. I don't want Sansa as Queen of the North, Bran maybe.
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#34 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
Kinda agree on th Sansa thing. Bran is now the 3ER though and won't be leaving weirwood.net much I don't believe. Lol
#23 - I'm almost positive that Jon will beat the **** out of the Lan…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/28/2016 on QUEENINDANORF +6
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#49 - thewhitezombie (06/29/2016) [-]
It gets better than that.

The Targaryean banner is a three headed dragon, and especially in the first book and first season Viserys is always going on about how the "dragon" has three heads as part of the prophecy or w/e. Then Danerys gets three dragon eggs. Now her nephew (the baby that the mountain supposedly murdered who was the son of that one Dorn girl, which made the dornish prince get pissy and want to kill him) is still alive in the book, he was swapped out with a nursemaid's baby or something. And now there is suddenly (really obvious this whole time, but finally confirmed) a second nephew. So now there are three Targaryeans still alive, and three dragons.

Jon is going to get his own dragon.
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#70 - itsmedumbass (06/29/2016) [-]
I know that Jon is probably one of the heads but I've heard theories that Tyrion is the other one, which I have mixed feelings about (in the show).
#37 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
The lannisters are all but in ruin thanks to the shit that went down in Kings landing the past few years. Especially now since the main family is pretty much all dead or blowing Kings landing the fuck up, all thats left is the lesser lannisters and with all the warring and shit theyre weak. Jon and the rest of the north could wreck house
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#40 - itsmedumbass (06/29/2016) [-]
Which he will. The North is stronger than the South right now, no intelligent house would stand against them.
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#51 - thewhitezombie (06/29/2016) [-]
The north was decimated. The whole north was rallied and went south, all dead. Then they were attacked by the Iron born, and then Ramsay killed everyone who was left, and then they somehow managed to find one last army, who also just died by getting slaughtered by cavalry. This has all taken 6 years. The only reason the north is going to be able to keep fighting is because of movie magic. Their armies have been massacred repeatedly, there shouldn't be anything left.
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#69 - itsmedumbass (06/29/2016) [-]
The North and the South are both lacking in a sustainable army, as Jamie just got back to King's Landing with his to see how badly Cersei fucked everything. So we can assume his army is gonna be preoccupied with assisting in the cleanup. Jon could theoretically take his army and the army of the Vale and march down to kings landing and take it but he knows what the real threat is.
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#25 - Brancer (06/28/2016) [-]
Could see this but not much gonna matter when the WW show up to play. Few will care about the iron throne for a bit. Jon is hinted at as becoming a king a lot in the books though.
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#26 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
I really hope he doesn't become king, he's King of the North and I don't think King's Landing will be good for him.
Although I don't particularly like her, Danny should be put on the throne. Tyrion can stop her from being a fucking idiot.
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#27 - Brancer (06/28/2016) [-]
Yeah king or not I don't see him actually sitting on the iron throne. Though with all Dany's hints about having to marry for favor in Westeros to Daario in there breakup. Plus you know how Targs gotta thing for targs and all. Fire and ICe fo sho.
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#28 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2016) [-]
Maybe Jon will stick his ice in her fire and they'll do a joint rule thingy? Cause his heart is for the North, I don't think he'd want to be away for long.
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#67 - ddoggdiggity (06/29/2016) [-]
I don't think he would wanna get it on with his auntie
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#29 - Brancer (06/28/2016) [-]
I think the only reason he would Marry her would be to unite all of westeros and get to use her dragons on the real threat.
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#31 - itsmedumbass (06/29/2016) [-]
And then fucks off back to the North. I don't want Sansa as Queen of the North, Bran maybe.
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#34 - Brancer (06/29/2016) [-]
Kinda agree on th Sansa thing. Bran is now the 3ER though and won't be leaving weirwood.net much I don't believe. Lol
#22 - I thought Lyanna ran away with Rhaegar after a festival or som…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2016 on QUEENINDANORF +1
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#62 - mcpatmat (06/29/2016) [-]
That's probably the case but the consensus I believe is that she was raped.
#193 - Ya, I'm just glad I can tell other people to watch out for the… 06/28/2016 on [Ray-k] Untitled [English] 0