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#47 - See, I'm a bonafied eastern Canadian redneck, didn't speak eng…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Is that fire still going on? 0
#52 - talosknight (06/13/2016) [-]
Pierre Trudeau. Western Canada is built on hard work and resources. We farm, we have oil and lumber and coal and are just generally resource rich. When oil was struck in Alberta all those years ago, Daddy Trudeau enacted the National Energy Board. Made it so Alberta couldn't sell its raw resources at market prices inside Canada, and had to sell a huge portion of them to Canadian companies. Means we basically lose a large portion of money to that. He also made it near impossible to open a refinary in Alberta to do our own goods production. Didn't want the eastern Provinces to lose money there.

Equalization Payments are another reason. Alberta, Saskatchewan and BC dump billions into those payments and don't see anything back. What we see is Quebecois students paying for their entire university what I paid for for a single year. We see money made on the back of Westerners being used to supplement the shits in the east, who then whine and bitch that our provinces are dirty. Then, when it comes time for the election, we really don't matter, the decision is made before it leaves Ontario. We just have to go along with it.

And then, when the Alberta economy falters, and we need a hand up, what does Trudeau, the Quebec loving son of Pierre Trudeau do? Gives a coupe weeks extension on EI and doesn't reduce those payments. Imposes heavy carbon emission regulations on us. Demands we meet scientifically inaccurate numbers. Ignores the harm being done by his home because he wouldn't ever do anything to hurt them.

We put a lot of money into that piggy bank, we want it back. There is a lot of talk of taking it back with blood. A lot of jobless Albertans would do it too. We know there are good people in Quebec, especially the north. People that know the meaning of a good days work in both provinces. But in the south, in Ontario and Quebec, where Unions are basically mob bosses, and the pockets are lined with Albertan earned and worked money, well we take a form of offense to that. And when we're told we're not getting it back, well that fuels a lot of hate. Its an easy finger to point.

So bring your guns. If you come for the West, you'll be met with a fight you ain't ever expected from locals with guns. You'll wish you were fighting ragheads in the desert. But you come here, tell us you're going to leave us be, and just steam roll the East. Well I dare say, I might even help you.
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#57 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
That seems to all make loads of sense. Plus as a hard worker myself, I hate lazy shits, and have seen many in my years as a quebecer.
The reason I make a good marine is because I'm a shitty Quebecer. However, it's important to remember that coutry is country, defend them as they have once defendend you. Eg; paschendale. I'll be there to always defend the good of the north american people.
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#59 - talosknight (06/13/2016) [-]
And I can appreciate that. A solider is always welcome under my roof, because a solider is always going to try and do what's right. So Marine, you ever find yourself anywhere near Edmonton, I'll buy you a beer or two.
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#60 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Hoorah Edmontonian, albeit unlikely, I'll let you know if I'm near and sober. May my presence never be needed.
#39 - Well, I'll be scout sniper soon enough, and if Canuckland keep…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Is that fire still going on? +1
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#44 - talosknight (06/13/2016) [-]
See, as a bonafide Canadian redneck, I must admit, I will pick up a gun to save my country. However, if you promise that you are invading Eastern Canada and are going to allow Western Canada to self govern, I'll look the other way.
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#48 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Genuinely curious.
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#47 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
See, I'm a bonafied eastern Canadian redneck, didn't speak english till I was 5. However now I'm almost fullyq american. Would someone care to explain the politics/reason behind west hating east?
#52 - talosknight (06/13/2016) [-]
Pierre Trudeau. Western Canada is built on hard work and resources. We farm, we have oil and lumber and coal and are just generally resource rich. When oil was struck in Alberta all those years ago, Daddy Trudeau enacted the National Energy Board. Made it so Alberta couldn't sell its raw resources at market prices inside Canada, and had to sell a huge portion of them to Canadian companies. Means we basically lose a large portion of money to that. He also made it near impossible to open a refinary in Alberta to do our own goods production. Didn't want the eastern Provinces to lose money there.

Equalization Payments are another reason. Alberta, Saskatchewan and BC dump billions into those payments and don't see anything back. What we see is Quebecois students paying for their entire university what I paid for for a single year. We see money made on the back of Westerners being used to supplement the shits in the east, who then whine and bitch that our provinces are dirty. Then, when it comes time for the election, we really don't matter, the decision is made before it leaves Ontario. We just have to go along with it.

And then, when the Alberta economy falters, and we need a hand up, what does Trudeau, the Quebec loving son of Pierre Trudeau do? Gives a coupe weeks extension on EI and doesn't reduce those payments. Imposes heavy carbon emission regulations on us. Demands we meet scientifically inaccurate numbers. Ignores the harm being done by his home because he wouldn't ever do anything to hurt them.

We put a lot of money into that piggy bank, we want it back. There is a lot of talk of taking it back with blood. A lot of jobless Albertans would do it too. We know there are good people in Quebec, especially the north. People that know the meaning of a good days work in both provinces. But in the south, in Ontario and Quebec, where Unions are basically mob bosses, and the pockets are lined with Albertan earned and worked money, well we take a form of offense to that. And when we're told we're not getting it back, well that fuels a lot of hate. Its an easy finger to point.

So bring your guns. If you come for the West, you'll be met with a fight you ain't ever expected from locals with guns. You'll wish you were fighting ragheads in the desert. But you come here, tell us you're going to leave us be, and just steam roll the East. Well I dare say, I might even help you.
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#57 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
That seems to all make loads of sense. Plus as a hard worker myself, I hate lazy shits, and have seen many in my years as a quebecer.
The reason I make a good marine is because I'm a shitty Quebecer. However, it's important to remember that coutry is country, defend them as they have once defendend you. Eg; paschendale. I'll be there to always defend the good of the north american people.
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#59 - talosknight (06/13/2016) [-]
And I can appreciate that. A solider is always welcome under my roof, because a solider is always going to try and do what's right. So Marine, you ever find yourself anywhere near Edmonton, I'll buy you a beer or two.
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#60 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Hoorah Edmontonian, albeit unlikely, I'll let you know if I'm near and sober. May my presence never be needed.
#34 - God am I happy I left that mess of a country before this monga…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Is that fire still going on? +1
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#62 - bultar (06/13/2016) [-]
>more Social programs
>election reform
>decriminalization


Nope, im good.
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#36 - rongdisk (06/13/2016) [-]
send help
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#39 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Well, I'll be scout sniper soon enough, and if Canuckland keeps going as it does, I have no doubt I'll one day see it as a field of battle. See you soon enough brother.
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#44 - talosknight (06/13/2016) [-]
See, as a bonafide Canadian redneck, I must admit, I will pick up a gun to save my country. However, if you promise that you are invading Eastern Canada and are going to allow Western Canada to self govern, I'll look the other way.
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#48 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Genuinely curious.
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#47 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
See, I'm a bonafied eastern Canadian redneck, didn't speak english till I was 5. However now I'm almost fullyq american. Would someone care to explain the politics/reason behind west hating east?
#52 - talosknight (06/13/2016) [-]
Pierre Trudeau. Western Canada is built on hard work and resources. We farm, we have oil and lumber and coal and are just generally resource rich. When oil was struck in Alberta all those years ago, Daddy Trudeau enacted the National Energy Board. Made it so Alberta couldn't sell its raw resources at market prices inside Canada, and had to sell a huge portion of them to Canadian companies. Means we basically lose a large portion of money to that. He also made it near impossible to open a refinary in Alberta to do our own goods production. Didn't want the eastern Provinces to lose money there.

Equalization Payments are another reason. Alberta, Saskatchewan and BC dump billions into those payments and don't see anything back. What we see is Quebecois students paying for their entire university what I paid for for a single year. We see money made on the back of Westerners being used to supplement the shits in the east, who then whine and bitch that our provinces are dirty. Then, when it comes time for the election, we really don't matter, the decision is made before it leaves Ontario. We just have to go along with it.

And then, when the Alberta economy falters, and we need a hand up, what does Trudeau, the Quebec loving son of Pierre Trudeau do? Gives a coupe weeks extension on EI and doesn't reduce those payments. Imposes heavy carbon emission regulations on us. Demands we meet scientifically inaccurate numbers. Ignores the harm being done by his home because he wouldn't ever do anything to hurt them.

We put a lot of money into that piggy bank, we want it back. There is a lot of talk of taking it back with blood. A lot of jobless Albertans would do it too. We know there are good people in Quebec, especially the north. People that know the meaning of a good days work in both provinces. But in the south, in Ontario and Quebec, where Unions are basically mob bosses, and the pockets are lined with Albertan earned and worked money, well we take a form of offense to that. And when we're told we're not getting it back, well that fuels a lot of hate. Its an easy finger to point.

So bring your guns. If you come for the West, you'll be met with a fight you ain't ever expected from locals with guns. You'll wish you were fighting ragheads in the desert. But you come here, tell us you're going to leave us be, and just steam roll the East. Well I dare say, I might even help you.
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#57 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
That seems to all make loads of sense. Plus as a hard worker myself, I hate lazy shits, and have seen many in my years as a quebecer.
The reason I make a good marine is because I'm a shitty Quebecer. However, it's important to remember that coutry is country, defend them as they have once defendend you. Eg; paschendale. I'll be there to always defend the good of the north american people.
User avatar
#59 - talosknight (06/13/2016) [-]
And I can appreciate that. A solider is always welcome under my roof, because a solider is always going to try and do what's right. So Marine, you ever find yourself anywhere near Edmonton, I'll buy you a beer or two.
User avatar
#60 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Hoorah Edmontonian, albeit unlikely, I'll let you know if I'm near and sober. May my presence never be needed.
#37 - "Non lethal bb's" Within 15 yards, those bitche…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2016 on 40mm Hornets Nest +5
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#66 - anonchief (06/13/2016) [-]
I know it'd cripple, but the most it will go thru on a human is a little bit more than skin deep. It's a very personal way to say "fuck you", using birdshot for self defense.
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#68 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
BB is birdshot. Try bolo shot for a fuck you, or minnows.
#33 - Stabbing someone for maximum efficiency involves stabbing betw… 06/13/2016 on Oh, this your car? Like I... +1
#32 - Listen man, a lot of knife companies label things certain ways…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Oh, this your car? Like I... 0
#35 - corps (06/13/2016) [-]
MFW reading all of that kid's comments
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#34 - burlytangerine (06/13/2016) [-]
my grand dad gave me his military knife in his will and it is serrated and he always told me storys about his time in war and that this knife saved him many times i was super into the military and he knew how much i loved listening to his storys parents would get upset with him for telling me these graphic storys about him murdering but he knew id be upset if he stopped so he kept doing it and when he died he gave me his knife in his will so u gonna keep going on about this shit all u want idc but im blocking u so i dont have to keep commenting and what not cus honestly dont care at all my original comment was me just fkin around and since i like to stay the same way thro out a comment tree i went with everyones comments but now u starting to bum me the fk out calling my grand dad a fkin idiot and all this shit and i loved that man so fk u fk ur family peave love and go fk urself
#28 - Serrated knives get stuck on bones, giving your next opponent …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2016 on Oh, this your car? Like I... 0
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#31 - burlytangerine (06/13/2016) [-]
if ur good with a knife im fairly sure u know where and where not to stab/slash for maximum effect
#27 - No one in a position where they have to use their knife in com…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Oh, this your car? Like I... 0
#29 - burlytangerine (06/13/2016) [-]
this time i google united states spec ops military knife
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#33 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Stabbing someone for maximum efficiency involves stabbing between ribs, where serrated blades get stuck.
How do I know? I'm trained for this crap. Not one of my pals, nor myself would use a serrated knife for anything but cutting vines. Nor would my instructors, nor would my past Sensei's when I was just learning through martual arts.
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#32 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Listen man, a lot of knife companies label things certain ways, that's why you find shitty chinese mass produced flip knives labbeled; US army, US navy, etc. Google actual service knives, not buzzword followed by knife. Eg, the ka-bar used by the marine corps for over 70 yrs.
#35 - corps (06/13/2016) [-]
MFW reading all of that kid's comments
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#34 - burlytangerine (06/13/2016) [-]
my grand dad gave me his military knife in his will and it is serrated and he always told me storys about his time in war and that this knife saved him many times i was super into the military and he knew how much i loved listening to his storys parents would get upset with him for telling me these graphic storys about him murdering but he knew id be upset if he stopped so he kept doing it and when he died he gave me his knife in his will so u gonna keep going on about this shit all u want idc but im blocking u so i dont have to keep commenting and what not cus honestly dont care at all my original comment was me just fkin around and since i like to stay the same way thro out a comment tree i went with everyones comments but now u starting to bum me the fk out calling my grand dad a fkin idiot and all this shit and i loved that man so fk u fk ur family peave love and go fk urself
#25 - 'Choot it Lizabeth. 06/13/2016 on Oh, this your car? Like I... 0
#24 - First off, serated knives are stupid as ****. Seccond off. You…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Oh, this your car? Like I... 0
#26 - burlytangerine (06/13/2016) [-]
so the united states military knows nothing about knives? googled united states military knife
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#28 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Serrated knives get stuck on bones, giving your next opponent the chance to kill you whilst you're trying to yank the bitch out of his buddies ribcage.
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#31 - burlytangerine (06/13/2016) [-]
if ur good with a knife im fairly sure u know where and where not to stab/slash for maximum effect
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#27 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
No one in a position where they have to use their knife in combat regularly would chose serrated over non serrated. Hence why special opperators tend to chose Fairbarn Sykes or Ka-bar/m3 styled knives.
Speaking from experience not google images.
#29 - burlytangerine (06/13/2016) [-]
this time i google united states spec ops military knife
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#33 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Stabbing someone for maximum efficiency involves stabbing between ribs, where serrated blades get stuck.
How do I know? I'm trained for this crap. Not one of my pals, nor myself would use a serrated knife for anything but cutting vines. Nor would my instructors, nor would my past Sensei's when I was just learning through martual arts.
User avatar
#32 - italianfrosttroll (06/13/2016) [-]
Listen man, a lot of knife companies label things certain ways, that's why you find shitty chinese mass produced flip knives labbeled; US army, US navy, etc. Google actual service knives, not buzzword followed by knife. Eg, the ka-bar used by the marine corps for over 70 yrs.
#35 - corps (06/13/2016) [-]
MFW reading all of that kid's comments
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#34 - burlytangerine (06/13/2016) [-]
my grand dad gave me his military knife in his will and it is serrated and he always told me storys about his time in war and that this knife saved him many times i was super into the military and he knew how much i loved listening to his storys parents would get upset with him for telling me these graphic storys about him murdering but he knew id be upset if he stopped so he kept doing it and when he died he gave me his knife in his will so u gonna keep going on about this shit all u want idc but im blocking u so i dont have to keep commenting and what not cus honestly dont care at all my original comment was me just fkin around and since i like to stay the same way thro out a comment tree i went with everyones comments but now u starting to bum me the fk out calling my grand dad a fkin idiot and all this shit and i loved that man so fk u fk ur family peave love and go fk urself