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isoscelessandwich

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: PS3
PSN: Wartooth118
Date Signed Up:3/24/2011
Last Login:7/02/2015
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#15 - I dunno, I don't really have a lot of time to carry my snake a…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2013 on shower snake 0
User avatar #16 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
So is mine
He is just a pissy snake I guess
He hissed at me and bit and curled around my hand.
User avatar #17 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Is he about to shed? Also, how often do you feed him?
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I haven't fed him for a while I haven't gone up to get him a mouse so about 3 weeks
And no he shed about a month ago at the time he hissed and bit me
but I think it was because my room was really hot so I didn't put the heat lamp on for a day or 2 so he might have just been angry from not sleeping because it was so dark he was confused about sleeping?
User avatar #19 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, lots of problems here.

1. Feed your snake once a week. He's hungry, so he's going at your hand because it's warm.

2. Heat lamps are like the sun. 12 hours on, 12 hours off. If it's too hot, he'll drink water or dunk himself in it to cool down. Just make sure he's always got plenty.
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I haven't really been able to get him a mouse
And the heat lamp I agree with but a lot of the times I don't walk in my room
And if I do I forget to do it.
User avatar #21 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
You've gotta take better care of your pets, bro. =\
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I take good care of him
And I honestly don't like being told I don't
Because I keep his humidity at a good level
I water him
I just can't get him a mouse because I don't have a license and I can't drive up
and every time we are out I forget about the mouse
And the heat lamp is just my fault in general I will agree with that.
But other than that I give him what he needs and I treat him with respect I don't get pissed when he bites me or anything because I understand that it is my fault no matter what the reason he bit me for
I never treat him badly
The most I do is call him a dickhead but that is just a joke.
I take care of him just fine
when he had a bad shed I sat there for 2 hours after I knew his skin was healed and I peeled it off and he was a lot happier for it
I know a lot of it is my fault
But I really don't respect you telling me I don't take care of him good
There is a lot I don't do or do wrong
But I try my honest best to treat him the way he deserves to be treated
Sometimes I fall short and fail to give him what he needs but I can promise you I try my best.
User avatar #23 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Look man, I"m just saying. Food is important.
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I agree with you
I am not saying that I don't because it really is
But snakes can live a year without food (not saying they should) but 3 weeks isn't that long for him
I do try to feed him weekly and actually I was about to feed him yesterday and I realized I didn't have anything to feed him in so I couldn't get a mouse...
User avatar #25 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
So, you do realize that, when you get mice, you can get multiple frozen ones, right? I generally get a 6-pack every couple months. Thaw 'em in hot water and they'll be nice and warm for the eating.
User avatar #26 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I like to feed him live mice
I think they are more healthy for him...
User avatar #27 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Live or frozen have the same nutritional value. It's just a little it easier to feed him live mice, since you don't have to warm them up. There's also the fact that thy can actually hurt the snake sometimes if they can bite him in the face/eyes.
#5 - Snakes are so ******* cute.  [+] (19 new replies) 07/05/2013 on shower snake +16
#12 - tormain (07/05/2013) [-]
#7 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Yes they are.
pic related. My snaky.
User avatar #8 - mattseven (07/05/2013) [-]
I want one Q_Q
User avatar #9 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
They are nice
Although you have to get them out every day
I made the mistake of not doing so
Now he bites me all the time
It doesn't hurt but its nice to have a snake that doesn't want to kill you
User avatar #10 - mattseven (07/05/2013) [-]
I would get it out all the time, he would be my gaming companion.
User avatar #11 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I got mine out a lot
Then I stopped getting him out so much because I thought it would piss him off if I got him out like 4 times a day
But it's the opposite.
User avatar #15 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
I dunno, I don't really have a lot of time to carry my snake around, but he's never been any kind of aggressive.

Then again, he's a ball python. Fat and lazy.
User avatar #16 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
So is mine
He is just a pissy snake I guess
He hissed at me and bit and curled around my hand.
User avatar #17 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Is he about to shed? Also, how often do you feed him?
User avatar #18 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I haven't fed him for a while I haven't gone up to get him a mouse so about 3 weeks
And no he shed about a month ago at the time he hissed and bit me
but I think it was because my room was really hot so I didn't put the heat lamp on for a day or 2 so he might have just been angry from not sleeping because it was so dark he was confused about sleeping?
User avatar #19 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, lots of problems here.

1. Feed your snake once a week. He's hungry, so he's going at your hand because it's warm.

2. Heat lamps are like the sun. 12 hours on, 12 hours off. If it's too hot, he'll drink water or dunk himself in it to cool down. Just make sure he's always got plenty.
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I haven't really been able to get him a mouse
And the heat lamp I agree with but a lot of the times I don't walk in my room
And if I do I forget to do it.
User avatar #21 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
You've gotta take better care of your pets, bro. =\
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I take good care of him
And I honestly don't like being told I don't
Because I keep his humidity at a good level
I water him
I just can't get him a mouse because I don't have a license and I can't drive up
and every time we are out I forget about the mouse
And the heat lamp is just my fault in general I will agree with that.
But other than that I give him what he needs and I treat him with respect I don't get pissed when he bites me or anything because I understand that it is my fault no matter what the reason he bit me for
I never treat him badly
The most I do is call him a dickhead but that is just a joke.
I take care of him just fine
when he had a bad shed I sat there for 2 hours after I knew his skin was healed and I peeled it off and he was a lot happier for it
I know a lot of it is my fault
But I really don't respect you telling me I don't take care of him good
There is a lot I don't do or do wrong
But I try my honest best to treat him the way he deserves to be treated
Sometimes I fall short and fail to give him what he needs but I can promise you I try my best.
User avatar #23 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Look man, I"m just saying. Food is important.
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I agree with you
I am not saying that I don't because it really is
But snakes can live a year without food (not saying they should) but 3 weeks isn't that long for him
I do try to feed him weekly and actually I was about to feed him yesterday and I realized I didn't have anything to feed him in so I couldn't get a mouse...
User avatar #25 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
So, you do realize that, when you get mice, you can get multiple frozen ones, right? I generally get a 6-pack every couple months. Thaw 'em in hot water and they'll be nice and warm for the eating.
User avatar #26 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
I like to feed him live mice
I think they are more healthy for him...
User avatar #27 - isoscelessandwich (07/05/2013) [-]
Live or frozen have the same nutritional value. It's just a little it easier to feed him live mice, since you don't have to warm them up. There's also the fact that thy can actually hurt the snake sometimes if they can bite him in the face/eyes.
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#9 - I'm sure that was english in some universe, but I have no idea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on Dark Souls Guide for Beginners -1
User avatar #10 - dabronydude (07/03/2013) [-]
let me translate since you seem to have a disorder where you can not understand a language if it is missing 1 or 2 words,
"sens fortress is a shit place"
better?
#4 - Picture 07/03/2013 on Dark Souls Guide for Beginners +3
#2 - Ahh, the Moonlight Butterfly. Start rolling to the side when i…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Dark Souls Guide for Beginners +2
User avatar #5 - potatot (07/03/2013) [-]
Helping out the noobs, eh?
#3 - rokkarokkaali (07/03/2013) [-]
You are a scolar, a gentleman, and a lady killer.
#4 - isoscelessandwich (07/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #78 - milkandmore (07/03/2013) [-]
Wow, thanks a lot man

This actually really helps, thanks!
#73 - Equip a Tower Shield or Hidden Body magic. Also, learn how to … 07/02/2013 on mfw when I tried Dark Souls 0
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#10 - asthmetheus (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm not scared because
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#7 - asthmetheus (06/29/2013) [-]
#9 - asthmetheus (06/29/2013) [-]
WRONG IMAGE
#8 - isoscelessandwich (06/29/2013) [-]
#10 - asthmetheus (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm not scared because
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Free Willy +1
User avatar #13 - wankershimm (06/29/2013) [-]
is it just me who hurts whenever that game is brought up?
#17 - DKXX (06/30/2013) [-]
Your not alone.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #16 - Dwarf (09/12/2013) [-]
No, I did it because you are le bouche dag.
#17 to #16 - isoscelessandwich (09/12/2013) [-]
Pot calling the kettle black, bruh.
#18 to #17 - Dwarf (09/12/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #353 at Some fangirl... ** I don't think that means what you think that means. Not liking the Kion Ling doesn't make me a bouche dag.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #353 at Some fangirl... ** I don't think that means what you think that means. Not liking the Kion Ling doesn't make me a bouche dag.
User avatar #19 to #18 - isoscelessandwich (09/12/2013) [-]
"I don't like The Lion King"

"Clearly almost all of FJ has soft feelings for the Lion King, so I'm going to express that you're about to be thumbed to oblivion in a humorous manner."

"OMG I RED THUMB YUO"
User avatar #11 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, since you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #12 to #11 - isoscelessandwich (05/07/2013) [-]
Sure. I got no idea how to do that, but sure.
User avatar #13 to #12 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
I send a trade request, you get a notification, click on go to items interface, go to the tab that says requests received, click on my request and then do the captcha and accept :D

Thank you by the way :)
User avatar #14 to #13 - isoscelessandwich (05/08/2013) [-]
An bored afternoon's work is now yours.
User avatar #15 to #14 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
haha, thank you, if you ever get bored again, let me know XP
User avatar #5 - fatemah (07/09/2012) [-]
you are attractive.
therefore i shall stalk you.
#4 - FightClub (06/12/2012) [-]
This image has expired
your display photo is now a symbol of honor that represents and venerates me

couldn't have attained any photo better
#3 - isoscelessandwich (06/08/2012) [-]
**isoscelessandwich rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at schrodinger's cat **
#1 - Rascal (03/29/2011) [-]
thanks for the lolz. my trolling days ore over though
User avatar #2 to #3 - isoscelessandwich (03/29/2011) [-]
You're a good troll. I"ll give you that.
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