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Di sebelah barat Philadelphia dilahirkan dan dibesarkan
Di taman permainan adalah di mana saya menghabiskan sebahagian besar hari saya
'Maxin keluar' relaxin 'chillin semua sejuk
Dan semua shootin beberapa b-bola di luar sekolah
Apabila beberapa lelaki yang sehingga tidak baik
Mula membuat masalah dalam kejiranan saya
Saya mendapat dalam satu perjuangan kecil dan ibu saya tidak perlu lagi takut
Beliau berkata 'Anda movin' dengan mak cik dan bapa saudara anda di Bel Air

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#45 - Weren't you supposed to be dead  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on isopodic's profile 0
User avatar #46 - titaniums (03/26/2015) [-]
faggots legends never die. i haven't decided on a name for my new account yet, so i'm just lurking for the mean time.
#43 - k 03/09/2015 on isopodic's profile 0
#8063 - Clicky clicky Clacky clacky Wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8064 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
damn son, you 2 mlg clicky 4 me
#8061 - That's exactly something someone without a mechanical keyboard…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8062 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
my clicky clackys more than yours fegg
i have a mechanical keyboard some homeless dude threw at my head, thats pretty nifty too
User avatar #8063 - isopodic (03/09/2015) [-]
Clicky clicky
Clacky clacky
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Clicky
User avatar #8064 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
damn son, you 2 mlg clicky 4 me
#8059 - I don't know, call you lame over the internet or something. I …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
#8060 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
b-but poppy said you weren't an autism, and yet you have a lame ass mech keyboard

>2000+15
>not using telekinesis to transfer your mind into the internets
User avatar #8061 - isopodic (03/09/2015) [-]
That's exactly something someone without a mechanical keyboard would say.

Psst, hey, you hear that?

Clicky clacky, motherfucker.
User avatar #8062 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
my clicky clackys more than yours fegg
i have a mechanical keyboard some homeless dude threw at my head, thats pretty nifty too
User avatar #8063 - isopodic (03/09/2015) [-]
Clicky clicky
Clacky clacky
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Clicky
User avatar #8064 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
damn son, you 2 mlg clicky 4 me
#8057 - Heard you've been talking ****  [+] (7 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Hitcher's profile 0
User avatar #8058 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
i have you sexy fuckboi, watcha gun do fegget
User avatar #8059 - isopodic (03/09/2015) [-]
I don't know, call you lame over the internet or something. I have a mechanical keyboard, yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
#8060 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
b-but poppy said you weren't an autism, and yet you have a lame ass mech keyboard

>2000+15
>not using telekinesis to transfer your mind into the internets
User avatar #8061 - isopodic (03/09/2015) [-]
That's exactly something someone without a mechanical keyboard would say.

Psst, hey, you hear that?

Clicky clacky, motherfucker.
User avatar #8062 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
my clicky clackys more than yours fegg
i have a mechanical keyboard some homeless dude threw at my head, thats pretty nifty too
User avatar #8063 - isopodic (03/09/2015) [-]
Clicky clicky
Clacky clacky
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Clicky
User avatar #8064 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
damn son, you 2 mlg clicky 4 me
#40 - I don't know man I'm constantly living in fear that the magnif…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on isopodic's profile 0
User avatar #41 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
that was beautifully written
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User avatar #3228 - Hitcher (03/05/2015) [-]
Thank
User avatar #3230 - isopodic (03/05/2015) [-]
ok *cums*
#59 - xo  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Thank Mr. Skeltal 0
User avatar #62 - duelknight (02/19/2015) [-]
now this is confusion
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User avatar #8 - isopodic (12/28/2014) [-]
stickied by isopodic
User avatar #1 - isopodic (11/03/2014) [-]
stickied by isopodic
hey man ur realy cool! add me on skype
User avatar #44 - titaniums (03/25/2015) [-]
Bro, for April Fools tell Poppy that she got you pregnant.
User avatar #45 to #44 - isopodic (03/26/2015) [-]
Weren't you supposed to be dead
User avatar #46 to #45 - titaniums (03/26/2015) [-]
faggots legends never die. i haven't decided on a name for my new account yet, so i'm just lurking for the mean time.
User avatar #42 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
iso, i draw hd porn of you and hitch, k?
User avatar #39 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
as a 12 year old girl, how bad is your daily life?
serious legit question
User avatar #40 to #39 - isopodic (03/09/2015) [-]
I don't know man I'm constantly living in fear that the magnificent overlord of menarche might strike me once and Kevin yeah Kevin is a cool guy idk if he likes me tho tho he thinks horse riding is stupid so i threw away my horse notebook and my mom said i should wear lipstick so i can take him to the movies and I already have like a 34B lol hahahah jk
User avatar #41 to #40 - titaniums (03/09/2015) [-]
that was beautifully written
#36 - Hitcher (02/07/2015) [-]
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#35 - titaniums (01/31/2015) [-]
lets be friends u handsome queer
User avatar #32 - Hitcher (01/20/2015) [-]
See you at school tomorrow babygirl, I love you
User avatar #33 to #32 - Hitcher (01/20/2015) [-]
I do, it's true
User avatar #34 to #33 - isopodic (01/20/2015) [-]
hehe yh
User avatar #31 - isopodic (01/20/2015) [-]
remember, read the sticky
User avatar #28 - Hitcher (01/20/2015) [-]
and remember

stay perfect
User avatar #29 to #28 - Hitcher (01/20/2015) [-]
Just for me ;;;)))))))))))))))




))))))))))))))0
User avatar #30 to #29 - Hitcher (01/20/2015) [-]
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
User avatar #27 - Hitcher (01/20/2015) [-]
Hi baby girl

Just wanted to wish a happy 7 month anniversary babe

I love you, you know that right?

I do. I love you so much
#20 - Hitcher (01/19/2015) [-]
Tfw I'm your only FJ friend
User avatar #23 to #22 - isopodic (01/19/2015) [-]
What's a gorilla doing underwater
#24 to #23 - Hitcher (01/19/2015) [-]
let's get outta here
#26 to #25 - Hitcher (01/19/2015) [-]
good hussle
User avatar #18 - Hitcher (01/18/2015) [-]
u er my muesli
#9 - Hitcher (12/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - isopodic (12/28/2014) [-]
Same **** man. Doesn't change that she was a total bitch though
User avatar #6 - isopodic (12/06/2014) [-]
yeah long time no see man, ay, next tuesday we be nacking
i got a different instagram now ill link you some of my art

cheers
User avatar #5 - isopodic (11/06/2014) [-]
Rock on freaky bro
#4 - isopodic (11/04/2014) [-]
man we got fokkin bonked to the max   
   
stay alive so we can do it next weekend again   
peace
man we got fokkin bonked to the max

stay alive so we can do it next weekend again
peace
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