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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:10/03/2015
Location:Germany
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#86 - For internet tales I find greentext to be a very nice way of w… 04/16/2014 on Betamon +1
#211 - I don't know how I have come to be able to do it, but I can no…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Empathy 0
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#231 - nyawgga (04/17/2014) [-]
This happened to me the first time I saw miley cyrus' we can't stop
#226 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
Ive always been able to do that.
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#237 - ishalltroll (04/17/2014) [-]
Even in your formative years, when your boners still stood up straight towards the sky?
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#233 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
There is no way in hell this does not hurt, even just a little bit. I'm not buying it.
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#224 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
What the hell? It hurts my nuts to bad to even try this again I can't imagine this ever being comfortable
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#238 - ishalltroll (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm not quite sure how it doesn't hurt. But it's definitely easier on the left because my dick has a slight left inclination.
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#239 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
I can't even push it toward the ground when it's ready and rearing to go. WTF is wrong with me, or hell, all of you?
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#242 - ishalltroll (04/17/2014) [-]
I think it comes with ongoing age. Back when I was like 12 my boners would stand up straight like a fuckin' candle so rockhard it couldn't be moved. But with higher age comes less extrem potency so it just about holds itself horizontal now. So perhaps your erections are just still too extreme for it to work.
That, or there's some crazy shit going on in my crotch.
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#244 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm 31, nearly 32, and that fucker looks right at my face when it's going full force.

Side note, I absolutely love how none of this is considered weird here.
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#246 - ishalltroll (04/17/2014) [-]
Well fuck you're like 11 years older than me so that theory is scrubbed.
I would just say you've been blessed (or cursed) with extremely potent blood vessels throughout your shaft then. And seeing as at least half of a man's penis is actually inside the body, it only makes sense that those parts are also very stiff from the high blood pressure in them. So I suppose that's why you can't do it, you're just to potent.
Fucking Alpha yo.
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#250 - usafdirtboyz (04/17/2014) [-]
Not sure, but I know I am not willing to push that thing willingly down, when it's hard, way too much pain. Maybe you guys are just more flexible? No clue, I just know I can't do this lol.
#217 - anon (04/16/2014) [-]
#109 - Russia has (or had I'm note quite sure) shoulder-fired launche… 04/16/2014 on Well this is slightly... 0
#297 - With your critique #1 I meant for example, turkish fundemental…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
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#299 - gigglesthegreat (04/15/2014) [-]
But that's not forcing culture onto another country, is it? It's continuing to represent your own in a new place. If I moved to China, I would still celebrate the fourth of July, but not force others to celebrate it. Why? I am still American, and THAT is part of my culture. (inb4 "You'd be chinese then"; NO, dual citizenship.)

As for keeping cultures confined to certain countries, once again, that's not how the world works.
#78 - Porter beer tastes **** cold. Most lagers taste **** cold.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on this made my day 0
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#79 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
to each his own i guesse, i just feel like it should be in the soda isle in the supermarket
#50 - I don't have this issue usually. There's very few jews and bla…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on "...dude you look like such... +1
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#88 - capslockrage (04/15/2014) [-]
Hmm not many jews in Germany eh?

I wonder why..
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#125 - dalekemporer (04/15/2014) [-]
I said glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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#54 - anon (04/15/2014) [-]
Germany eh? Brb packing bags
#74 - Just sayin' Heineken isn't so bad if it's cold. It may not be …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on this made my day 0
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#77 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
i don't know man i just think it's like making love in a canoe.

And dude every beer is good when its cold
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#78 - ishalltroll (04/15/2014) [-]
Porter beer tastes shit cold.
Most lagers taste shit cold.
German Altbier tastes shit cold.
All of those taste retarded in any form or temperature, I don't know why they exist.
Heineken is very watery but I just take that as a feature of it's intended taste, fucking mild.
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#79 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
to each his own i guesse, i just feel like it should be in the soda isle in the supermarket
#70 - I occasionally enjoy Heineken when it's really cold. Howev…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2014 on this made my day 0
#73 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
wel good for you motherfucker

srsly tough not bad choices alltough becks aint for me
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#74 - ishalltroll (04/15/2014) [-]
Just sayin' Heineken isn't so bad if it's cold. It may not be as rich and rough, but it's a good chillout drink at bars.
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#77 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
i don't know man i just think it's like making love in a canoe.

And dude every beer is good when its cold
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#78 - ishalltroll (04/15/2014) [-]
Porter beer tastes shit cold.
Most lagers taste shit cold.
German Altbier tastes shit cold.
All of those taste retarded in any form or temperature, I don't know why they exist.
Heineken is very watery but I just take that as a feature of it's intended taste, fucking mild.
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#79 - salihzzz (04/15/2014) [-]
to each his own i guesse, i just feel like it should be in the soda isle in the supermarket
#251 - A large amount of people in Turkey are paper-muslims because a… 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
#247 - That's not the problem. I don't give 2 ***** if they stone the…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy 0
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#270 - gigglesthegreat (04/15/2014) [-]
1. Let's have a real life example of your first allegation, "The problem is that they try to force that culture onto the country that they immigrate to." WITH sources.

2. People are free to roam on this planet, things just don't work as simple as, "keep them in their country".


3. Your name makes your opinion even that less valid.

4. ^ See, I can do prejudice shit too.
#327 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
1. Look at the group "Muslims Against Crusades" acts before they were forcibly disbanded in England. Burning poppies on remembrance day, going on a loudspeaker during the 1mins silence on the anniversary of 9/11 outside an american embassy. etc

2. Not what he was saying, he was saying that they should adapt to the country they're ins customs and laws not try and spread the idea of, lets say, Sharia Law.

Completely agree with IShallTroll he has logic in the statement changing the laws or becoming more tolerant towards a minority shouldn't be the case. They should adjust themselves to fit better in the society they choose to move and integrate with.
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#297 - ishalltroll (04/15/2014) [-]
With your critique #1 I meant for example, turkish fundementalist turks in germany committing honor murders "as part of their religion" or keeping their women from going to school.

With #2 I meant living in other countries. It would solve all problems we have in this regard.

3. My name never has anything to do with what I write. I've been here for like 2 years I wouldn't keep up the tenacity to troll for so long.
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#299 - gigglesthegreat (04/15/2014) [-]
But that's not forcing culture onto another country, is it? It's continuing to represent your own in a new place. If I moved to China, I would still celebrate the fourth of July, but not force others to celebrate it. Why? I am still American, and THAT is part of my culture. (inb4 "You'd be chinese then"; NO, dual citizenship.)

As for keeping cultures confined to certain countries, once again, that's not how the world works.