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ishalltroll

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:5/02/2015
Location:Germany
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Highest Content Rank:#6656
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Content Views:72280
Times Content Favorited:122 times
Total Comments Made:7227
FJ Points:3963
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niggas aint shit but bitches n' hoes

latest user's comments

#93 - Butterface 01/20/2015 on That Face 0
#136 - How is offering up your vagina for $1680 a night cringe-worthy…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 +3
User avatar #150 - chuca (01/15/2015) [-]
the part where you're calling other girls hoes because they're not taking random dick

like an actual hoe would
User avatar #308 - animationhac (01/16/2015) [-]
they could be an escort in which they know their clients before fucking. Their like a high class prostitute but a pretend girlfriend for the day. Those girls can go for 1k for a night and definitely considered classy as far as money for sex goes.
#160 - Ken M (01/15/2015) [-]
it would be like you calling someone a faggot
#168 - Thank god the actual OP of this censored all the bad words, I …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on But... but racism and shit +27
#170 - whiterabit (01/14/2015) [-]
#69 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2015 on The Green Goblin fought in... +94
User avatar #99 - vichocm (01/11/2015) [-]
this... this is from another movie, right?? ....right??
User avatar #103 - usarmyexplain (01/11/2015) [-]
No, this is ISIS insurgents preparing to kill a child after killing its family
User avatar #181 - beheaded (01/11/2015) [-]
link? for proof
User avatar #182 - usarmyexplain (01/11/2015) [-]
I really dont feel like googleing "isis kills child" so I'll let you do that
User avatar #183 - beheaded (01/11/2015) [-]
"ISIS KILLS CHILD"? Isis kills anybody they feel like killing I've seen way to many videos of children shot and left like Swiss cheese on the side of the road or chucks of flesh of the child and their family members
User avatar #196 - jdrinfantry (01/11/2015) [-]
Speaking of swiss cheese.
www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd3_1310954791
Pakistani taliban execute policemen. Pretty morbid, but you strike me as a person who wont mind!
User avatar #205 - beheaded (01/11/2015) [-]
www.bestgore.com/execution/compilation-brutal-drive-by-executions-isis-iraq/
epic drive-by you probably saw it or not but its awesome
User avatar #251 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/12/2015) [-]
I have a love/hate thing going with this video.
User avatar #206 - jdrinfantry (01/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I've seen it. Pretty twisted.
I think it was the first time I realized just how sick ISIS is.
#210 - Germany and worst sense of humor I wonder where that stere… 01/11/2015 on /r/europe 30k survey 0
#185 - They both have extremely ******* greasy hair jesus chri…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Social Justice is Born Out... +5
#223 - Ken M (01/08/2015) [-]
You're right about the one on the right! The other two not so much!
#196 - willys (01/07/2015) [-]
Maybe it was raining.
#84 - I didn't use that picture as a reference to the flag, it's str…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on Army 0
User avatar #86 - mangostormlegend (01/07/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought the red line was an arrow.
#51 - Too bad the US army has become extremely pussified  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Army -4
#69 - corps (01/07/2015) [-]
Shhh.
#63 - mangostormlegend (01/07/2015) [-]
The flag is backwards because, in the U.S. armed forces, it's as if you're actually holding a flag in front of you with the wind hitting your face.

Even a Canadian knows this shit.
User avatar #84 - ishalltroll (01/07/2015) [-]
I didn't use that picture as a reference to the flag, it's straight off of google.
What I meant by the picture is that the Army is such a pussy-club now, that the drill-sergeants make humorous photos and even selfies with trainees (especially female).
User avatar #86 - mangostormlegend (01/07/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought the red line was an arrow.
#315 - The picture of my parents' reaction can't be posted because it… 01/05/2015 on rock hard 0
#30 - Ohhh yeahhh I used to play the **** out of that game on… 01/05/2015 on How to seduce anyone 0
#39 - What the **** ? 01/02/2015 on ba dum tiss 0
#38 - Picture 01/02/2015 on ba dum tiss +1
#72 - Picture 01/02/2015 on Eagle +3
#61 - Well, as a german I can actually confirm him partially. Sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2015 on Just look at that... +2
#106 - rdobet (01/01/2015) [-]
So, she's the German Kim Kardashian?
#76 - ohemgeezus (01/01/2015) [-]
That's not a whore, though...
#133 - Well, the post DOES leave out a bunch of other work-camps and … 12/30/2014 on Christmas in Germany 0
#54 - **ishalltroll used "*roll 1, 88-88*"** **ishalltroll rolls 88** 12/29/2014 on top geg -3
#299 - >Calls the FJ design "Less than pretty" >S… 12/29/2014 on FunnyJunk Redesign +6
#118 - Sandless beach mat Also called a ******* tarp  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on Nifty Inventions +3
#126 - DocAtomic (12/28/2014) [-]
It's netting that lets the sand fall through.
#286 - **ishalltroll used "*roll cah question*"** **ishalltroll ro… 12/27/2014 on Well it's true 0
#37 - ArmA mentioned in content, swell with operatorness  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on ArmA 3's AttachTo command +2
#47 - wwkybobo (12/26/2014) [-]
Here's a pic of me and my homies in an operation we did. Very tacti-cool
#52 - You don't need eye contact maggot, just do the arm first, if t… 12/26/2014 on (I'm looking out over that... 0
#51 - If you're not a pussy and there's common interest everything w… 12/26/2014 on (I'm looking out over that... +1
#200 - The US really needs to watch this **** , it has mad back… 12/23/2014 on Obama is good -3
#235 - Well, yeah but if she unbinds hers chances are fat rolls are g…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on I'm lovin it 0
User avatar #236 - heartlessrobot (12/20/2014) [-]
Judging by her face, she's not too fat.
#58 - She IS wearing a corset...  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2014 on I'm lovin it +6
User avatar #75 - heartlessrobot (12/19/2014) [-]
Corsets are hot tho.
User avatar #235 - ishalltroll (12/20/2014) [-]
Well, yeah but if she unbinds hers chances are fat rolls are gonna tumble out
User avatar #236 - heartlessrobot (12/20/2014) [-]
Judging by her face, she's not too fat.
User avatar #60 - lotengo (12/19/2014) [-]
i'd let her sit on my face
User avatar #98 - dachief (12/19/2014) [-]
You'd suffocate.

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #33 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
He shall.
User avatar #32 - minorian ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - Ken M (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - Ken M (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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