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another german here
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K so do you know what an AIRR is?
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>Implying there's the least bit of danger involved in that compared to actual grunts
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#247 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
Then we agree.

I have consumed alchohol once, in gluwein (really good drink, even without alchohol), since i was unaware of the fact that there was alchohol in it...and i was not "drunk" after 4-5 cups of it (roughly a shot and a half of vodka) i was a bit dizzy and warm but fully in control of myself, my thoughts and my actions.
#244 - "as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2015 on True +1
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#245 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I did not?
"That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem."
#239
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#246 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
That I misunderstood in the sense that you were saying one shouldn't drink alcohol at all (theoretically speaking, as soon as you consume alcohol, you're minimally drunk).
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#247 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
Then we agree.

I have consumed alchohol once, in gluwein (really good drink, even without alchohol), since i was unaware of the fact that there was alchohol in it...and i was not "drunk" after 4-5 cups of it (roughly a shot and a half of vodka) i was a bit dizzy and warm but fully in control of myself, my thoughts and my actions.
#242 - So basically the message you're trying to convey here is that,…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2015 on True +1
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#243 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
And you continue to employ ad-hominem to prove a point, further proving that you cannot truly explain your point of view. I have countered all of your arguments, and as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged.
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#244 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
"as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged."
In your infinite wisdom, you never said that.
It's LITERALLY the point I'm trying to make.
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#245 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I did not?
"That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem."
#239
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#246 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
That I misunderstood in the sense that you were saying one shouldn't drink alcohol at all (theoretically speaking, as soon as you consume alcohol, you're minimally drunk).
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#247 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
Then we agree.

I have consumed alchohol once, in gluwein (really good drink, even without alchohol), since i was unaware of the fact that there was alchohol in it...and i was not "drunk" after 4-5 cups of it (roughly a shot and a half of vodka) i was a bit dizzy and warm but fully in control of myself, my thoughts and my actions.
#233 - Playing videogames with people isn't necessary to have fun, bu…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2015 on True +1
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#239 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem.
Playing videogames plays upon a different are of the human mind - one that involves the achieving of goals. The fun of it derives from chemical processes and hormones from the brain, just like other fun. Drunkness, however, is essentially numbing the brain. Furthermore, one should not priorotize short-term, foreignly induced "fun" in a sufficient society, one should priorotize long-term effectiveness, joy from benevolent sources (such as: conversation, sex, discussion/debate, physical activity, goal-setting and achieving) - sources that do not have a negative impact upon society.
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#242 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
So basically the message you're trying to convey here is that, just like that other guy further up, you can't tell the difference between "drinking alcohol on a social basis" and "getting fucking shitfaced to fuck and puking all over the place".
Also you continued to ignore or not understand my point and instead, be the biggest autist on this entire website.
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#243 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
And you continue to employ ad-hominem to prove a point, further proving that you cannot truly explain your point of view. I have countered all of your arguments, and as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged.
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#244 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
"as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged."
In your infinite wisdom, you never said that.
It's LITERALLY the point I'm trying to make.
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#245 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I did not?
"That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem."
#239
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#246 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
That I misunderstood in the sense that you were saying one shouldn't drink alcohol at all (theoretically speaking, as soon as you consume alcohol, you're minimally drunk).
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#247 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
Then we agree.

I have consumed alchohol once, in gluwein (really good drink, even without alchohol), since i was unaware of the fact that there was alchohol in it...and i was not "drunk" after 4-5 cups of it (roughly a shot and a half of vodka) i was a bit dizzy and warm but fully in control of myself, my thoughts and my actions.
#226 - Because its fun It's not like I don't realize the harm it …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/06/2015 on True 0
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#228 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I simply do not understand why you drink because "its fun", yet claim alcohol is not necessary to have fun. If there is no difference between the two, why choose the option which involves consuming a poison?
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#233 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
Playing videogames with people isn't necessary to have fun, but it's fun.
And I quote myself "as long as you stay in control of it and don't overdo it I find that aspect acceptable.".
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#239 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem.
Playing videogames plays upon a different are of the human mind - one that involves the achieving of goals. The fun of it derives from chemical processes and hormones from the brain, just like other fun. Drunkness, however, is essentially numbing the brain. Furthermore, one should not priorotize short-term, foreignly induced "fun" in a sufficient society, one should priorotize long-term effectiveness, joy from benevolent sources (such as: conversation, sex, discussion/debate, physical activity, goal-setting and achieving) - sources that do not have a negative impact upon society.
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#242 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
So basically the message you're trying to convey here is that, just like that other guy further up, you can't tell the difference between "drinking alcohol on a social basis" and "getting fucking shitfaced to fuck and puking all over the place".
Also you continued to ignore or not understand my point and instead, be the biggest autist on this entire website.
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#243 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
And you continue to employ ad-hominem to prove a point, further proving that you cannot truly explain your point of view. I have countered all of your arguments, and as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged.
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#244 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
"as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged."
In your infinite wisdom, you never said that.
It's LITERALLY the point I'm trying to make.
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#245 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I did not?
"That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem."
#239
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#246 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
That I misunderstood in the sense that you were saying one shouldn't drink alcohol at all (theoretically speaking, as soon as you consume alcohol, you're minimally drunk).
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#247 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
Then we agree.

I have consumed alchohol once, in gluwein (really good drink, even without alchohol), since i was unaware of the fact that there was alchohol in it...and i was not "drunk" after 4-5 cups of it (roughly a shot and a half of vodka) i was a bit dizzy and warm but fully in control of myself, my thoughts and my actions.
#224 - It's kind of 'something to do', like playing boardgames or dan… 04/06/2015 on True +3
#219 - Needing it to have fun or having fun with it are 2 different t…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/06/2015 on True +1
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#222 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
If you do not need it to have fun, why subject yourself to harm and drink it nonetheless?
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#226 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
Because its fun
It's not like I don't realize the harm it does to the body, but as long as you stay in control of it and don't overdo it I find that aspect acceptable.
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#228 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I simply do not understand why you drink because "its fun", yet claim alcohol is not necessary to have fun. If there is no difference between the two, why choose the option which involves consuming a poison?
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#233 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
Playing videogames with people isn't necessary to have fun, but it's fun.
And I quote myself "as long as you stay in control of it and don't overdo it I find that aspect acceptable.".
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#239 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem.
Playing videogames plays upon a different are of the human mind - one that involves the achieving of goals. The fun of it derives from chemical processes and hormones from the brain, just like other fun. Drunkness, however, is essentially numbing the brain. Furthermore, one should not priorotize short-term, foreignly induced "fun" in a sufficient society, one should priorotize long-term effectiveness, joy from benevolent sources (such as: conversation, sex, discussion/debate, physical activity, goal-setting and achieving) - sources that do not have a negative impact upon society.
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#242 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
So basically the message you're trying to convey here is that, just like that other guy further up, you can't tell the difference between "drinking alcohol on a social basis" and "getting fucking shitfaced to fuck and puking all over the place".
Also you continued to ignore or not understand my point and instead, be the biggest autist on this entire website.
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#243 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
And you continue to employ ad-hominem to prove a point, further proving that you cannot truly explain your point of view. I have countered all of your arguments, and as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged.
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#244 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
"as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged."
In your infinite wisdom, you never said that.
It's LITERALLY the point I'm trying to make.
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#245 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I did not?
"That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem."
#239
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#246 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
That I misunderstood in the sense that you were saying one shouldn't drink alcohol at all (theoretically speaking, as soon as you consume alcohol, you're minimally drunk).
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#247 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
Then we agree.

I have consumed alchohol once, in gluwein (really good drink, even without alchohol), since i was unaware of the fact that there was alchohol in it...and i was not "drunk" after 4-5 cups of it (roughly a shot and a half of vodka) i was a bit dizzy and warm but fully in control of myself, my thoughts and my actions.
#215 - I feel like you believe that once a person takes a single sip …  [+] (27 new replies) 04/06/2015 on True -3
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#218 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
Of course i have.
Beer tastes like piss, liquor like death and everything in between is equally horrible. Except maybe Jagermeister.
I have rarely seen people just drink socially, they always have to get shitfaced.
I don't understand how drinking alcohol could even be considered remotely fun.
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#224 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
It's kind of 'something to do', like playing boardgames or dancing. It also loosens you up a bit and you may feel like doing things you would usually find embarassing, like dancing (I fucking love dancing after like 1 or 2 beers).
You have hung out with the wrong people if they always only get wasted.
That other stuff is personal taste, I personally love beer and its taste and like to try new ones. Most hard liquor I don't like, but certain whiskeys for example taste lovely (also Bacardi Razz+Sprite, so ungodly delicious).
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#217 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
if you need a harmful chemical to have fun there is something wrong with you and the people you call your friends
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#227 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2015) [-]
*Drastronomy starts playing a "No Fun Allowed" sign for all to see*
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#230 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2015) [-]
Planting*
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#229 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
yes, i sure am "playing" a sign

if you are reliant on a chemical to have fun, you need to redefine your priorities.
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#232 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh shit, what's that? Oh yes, the fact the only reason we feel something is fun is because our brain releases chemicals. So yes, you are reliant on a chemical to have fun, genius.
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#314 - walcorn (04/06/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ you are fucking stupid
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#235 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
The difference is that one chemical is harmful, the other extends the lifetimes of you and the people around you. Another is that alcohol comes from outside the body, and is nothing more than a byproduct of decomposition.

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#237 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2015) [-]
So, im curious, what the fuck do you do to have fun? Sit alone and browse FJ?

If you hadd any sense, you'd at least try it.
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#527 - hydraetis (04/07/2015) [-]
I'm with drastronomy on this one.

I've had ridiculous fun doing shit like competing in rifle marksmanship competitions air cadets , ballroom dance, going out to watch the local improv theatre, etc. None required alcohol for me to have a fucking great time, and none resulted in me suffering from a hangover or forgetting what even happened the next morning.

I prefer to do things by my own strength and will rather than letting myself fall to some pathetic state of mind where I have to rely on some fucking substance in order to do something as simple as having fun.
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#533 - cookiecoketwo (04/07/2015) [-]
>Implying if you drink responsibly, youll still black out and have a hangover.

Bad news for you, Cupcake, not everything is what movies make it out to be!
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#534 - hydraetis (04/07/2015) [-]
Bad news for you, Cupcake, I still don't need even a drop of alcohol to have a fucking great time.
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#535 - cookiecoketwo (04/07/2015) [-]
I normally dont drink when having a good time. I am just defending those who do.
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#241 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I achieve things for fun. I hang around with friends, engage in conversation, debate, hunt, work hard, excercise, etc. You know, things that have positive effects on society and my body.

I refuse to try it, just like i refuse to smoke, do drugs, etc. It is harmful and degenerate behaviour
#219 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
Needing it to have fun or having fun with it are 2 different things you pretentious douchebag.
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#222 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
If you do not need it to have fun, why subject yourself to harm and drink it nonetheless?
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#226 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
Because its fun
It's not like I don't realize the harm it does to the body, but as long as you stay in control of it and don't overdo it I find that aspect acceptable.
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#228 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I simply do not understand why you drink because "its fun", yet claim alcohol is not necessary to have fun. If there is no difference between the two, why choose the option which involves consuming a poison?
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#233 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
Playing videogames with people isn't necessary to have fun, but it's fun.
And I quote myself "as long as you stay in control of it and don't overdo it I find that aspect acceptable.".
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#239 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem.
Playing videogames plays upon a different are of the human mind - one that involves the achieving of goals. The fun of it derives from chemical processes and hormones from the brain, just like other fun. Drunkness, however, is essentially numbing the brain. Furthermore, one should not priorotize short-term, foreignly induced "fun" in a sufficient society, one should priorotize long-term effectiveness, joy from benevolent sources (such as: conversation, sex, discussion/debate, physical activity, goal-setting and achieving) - sources that do not have a negative impact upon society.
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#242 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
So basically the message you're trying to convey here is that, just like that other guy further up, you can't tell the difference between "drinking alcohol on a social basis" and "getting fucking shitfaced to fuck and puking all over the place".
Also you continued to ignore or not understand my point and instead, be the biggest autist on this entire website.
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#243 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
And you continue to employ ad-hominem to prove a point, further proving that you cannot truly explain your point of view. I have countered all of your arguments, and as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged.
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#244 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
"as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged."
In your infinite wisdom, you never said that.
It's LITERALLY the point I'm trying to make.
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#245 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I did not?
"That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem."
#239
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#246 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
That I misunderstood in the sense that you were saying one shouldn't drink alcohol at all (theoretically speaking, as soon as you consume alcohol, you're minimally drunk).
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#247 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
Then we agree.

I have consumed alchohol once, in gluwein (really good drink, even without alchohol), since i was unaware of the fact that there was alchohol in it...and i was not "drunk" after 4-5 cups of it (roughly a shot and a half of vodka) i was a bit dizzy and warm but fully in control of myself, my thoughts and my actions.
#212 - "it's just a single step down from something like heroin"  [+] (50 new replies) 04/06/2015 on True -3
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#214 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
You can get heavily addicted, ruin your body, get horrible diseases and if you take too much of it you fucking die.
Not to mention that you feel like death the morning after, which is always a good sign that you didn't take anything that harms your body right?

Honestly, to me alcoholics are no better than heroin junkies.
#274 - lordketchup (04/06/2015) [-]
get horrible diseases eh?

can you name some diseases you get from drinking alcohol?
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#280 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
Gladly:
-Cirrhosis
-Delirium Tremens (grandfather's brother died from this)
-Numerous cardioivascular problems
-Liver disease
-gout
-Pancreatic disease
-Cancer

Need more?
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#294 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2015) [-]
You have to drink something like 7 drinks a day for decades to get those, so bringing them up with normal drinkers is like saying eating a burrito is bad because too many will make you obese. It's dishonest and stupid to make that comparison.
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#298 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
You still get them. Not to mention all the deaths alcohol has caused.
Most alcohol drinkers i know always drink themselves stupid.
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#407 - tkfourtwoone (04/06/2015) [-]
"You still get them"

Please shut the bloody fuck up. You are too bloody ignorant to have any right to an opinion on this matter.
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#300 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2015) [-]
"You still get them."

No, no you do not. Again, saying that two beers every week or every other week will give your something like cirrhosis is like saying eating two burritos in a day will give you high blood pressure an make you obese. If you can't criticize something without completely misrepresenting facts and making false equivocations then methinks it's not as bad as you wish it was, regardless of your anecdotal experiences.
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#301 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
Two beers every week for 50 years isn't going to do shit to you. Might even be healthy.

However, like i said. I don't know anyone who drinks just two beers. They usually down a whole bottle of vodka per night.
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#408 - tkfourtwoone (04/06/2015) [-]
Hell, 2 beers every DAY isn't going to do shit to you, except maybe a beer belly if you don't exercise.

And yes, beer IS healthy, for your own fucking info.

"However, like i said. I don't know anyone who drinks just two beers" - THEN DON'T FUCKING SURROUND YOURSELF WITH ALCOHOLICS, YOU STUPID DUMBFUCK!
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#302 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2015) [-]
Well I saw that you said you live in Serbia so that makes sense since alcoholism is fucking rampant there. My only point is that moderate drinking every other week or once a month, even if you drink as much as 8 drinks in those occasional settings, isn't gonna have any long term health effects. A full bottle of vodka per night, however, is pretty much the definition of alcoholism.
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#306 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
everyone who drinks here drinks that much.
Come stay for a night, you'll hear the drunken hordes howling in an inebriated stupor.
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#307 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2015) [-]
Nah man, Siberia sounds like the Mojave except fucktons colder with reindeer, so I'll pass.
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#311 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
Dude, no. Not Siberia. Serbia. It's just north of Greece.
It's a nice country, if a bit run-down.
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#313 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh fuck, I totally mixed up those letters. Okay, that sounds a lot less bad to me, even with the alcoholism.
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#281 - lordketchup (04/06/2015) [-]
sure
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#283 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
from the CDC:
High blood pressure, heart disease, stroke, liver disease, and digestive problems.

Cancer of the breast, mouth, throat, esophagus, liver, and colon.
Learning and memory problems, including dementia and poor school performance.
Mental health problems, including depression and anxiety.
Social problems, including lost productivity, family problems, and unemployment.
Alcohol dependence, or alcoholism.
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#285 - lordketchup (04/06/2015) [-]
Aren't all of these caused by excesive consumption and daily use though? Do you think a 20 year old drinking once a week will get these?
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#289 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
Also, abuse is pretty widespread. I have rarely seen people drink it in moderation. Always in excess.
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#293 - lordketchup (04/06/2015) [-]
Where you from man?
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#295 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
Serbia
#333 - lordketchup (04/06/2015) [-]
okay
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#287 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
Of course not.
But i still don't understand why people drink the shit anyway.
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#215 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
I feel like you believe that once a person takes a single sip of alcohol they're gonna be wasted forever and always and feel terrible in the morning, did you ever even drink anything alcoholic?
Drinking socially isn't being an alcoholic, it's called 'having fun and doing fun things'.
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#218 - icefried (04/06/2015) [-]
Of course i have.
Beer tastes like piss, liquor like death and everything in between is equally horrible. Except maybe Jagermeister.
I have rarely seen people just drink socially, they always have to get shitfaced.
I don't understand how drinking alcohol could even be considered remotely fun.
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#224 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
It's kind of 'something to do', like playing boardgames or dancing. It also loosens you up a bit and you may feel like doing things you would usually find embarassing, like dancing (I fucking love dancing after like 1 or 2 beers).
You have hung out with the wrong people if they always only get wasted.
That other stuff is personal taste, I personally love beer and its taste and like to try new ones. Most hard liquor I don't like, but certain whiskeys for example taste lovely (also Bacardi Razz+Sprite, so ungodly delicious).
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#217 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
if you need a harmful chemical to have fun there is something wrong with you and the people you call your friends
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#227 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2015) [-]
*Drastronomy starts playing a "No Fun Allowed" sign for all to see*
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#230 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2015) [-]
Planting*
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#229 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
yes, i sure am "playing" a sign

if you are reliant on a chemical to have fun, you need to redefine your priorities.
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#232 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh shit, what's that? Oh yes, the fact the only reason we feel something is fun is because our brain releases chemicals. So yes, you are reliant on a chemical to have fun, genius.
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#314 - walcorn (04/06/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ you are fucking stupid
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#235 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
The difference is that one chemical is harmful, the other extends the lifetimes of you and the people around you. Another is that alcohol comes from outside the body, and is nothing more than a byproduct of decomposition.

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#237 - cookiecoketwo (04/06/2015) [-]
So, im curious, what the fuck do you do to have fun? Sit alone and browse FJ?

If you hadd any sense, you'd at least try it.
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#527 - hydraetis (04/07/2015) [-]
I'm with drastronomy on this one.

I've had ridiculous fun doing shit like competing in rifle marksmanship competitions air cadets , ballroom dance, going out to watch the local improv theatre, etc. None required alcohol for me to have a fucking great time, and none resulted in me suffering from a hangover or forgetting what even happened the next morning.

I prefer to do things by my own strength and will rather than letting myself fall to some pathetic state of mind where I have to rely on some fucking substance in order to do something as simple as having fun.
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#533 - cookiecoketwo (04/07/2015) [-]
>Implying if you drink responsibly, youll still black out and have a hangover.

Bad news for you, Cupcake, not everything is what movies make it out to be!
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#534 - hydraetis (04/07/2015) [-]
Bad news for you, Cupcake, I still don't need even a drop of alcohol to have a fucking great time.
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#535 - cookiecoketwo (04/07/2015) [-]
I normally dont drink when having a good time. I am just defending those who do.
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#241 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I achieve things for fun. I hang around with friends, engage in conversation, debate, hunt, work hard, excercise, etc. You know, things that have positive effects on society and my body.

I refuse to try it, just like i refuse to smoke, do drugs, etc. It is harmful and degenerate behaviour
#219 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
Needing it to have fun or having fun with it are 2 different things you pretentious douchebag.
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#222 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
If you do not need it to have fun, why subject yourself to harm and drink it nonetheless?
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#226 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
Because its fun
It's not like I don't realize the harm it does to the body, but as long as you stay in control of it and don't overdo it I find that aspect acceptable.
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#228 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I simply do not understand why you drink because "its fun", yet claim alcohol is not necessary to have fun. If there is no difference between the two, why choose the option which involves consuming a poison?
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#233 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
Playing videogames with people isn't necessary to have fun, but it's fun.
And I quote myself "as long as you stay in control of it and don't overdo it I find that aspect acceptable.".
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#239 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem.
Playing videogames plays upon a different are of the human mind - one that involves the achieving of goals. The fun of it derives from chemical processes and hormones from the brain, just like other fun. Drunkness, however, is essentially numbing the brain. Furthermore, one should not priorotize short-term, foreignly induced "fun" in a sufficient society, one should priorotize long-term effectiveness, joy from benevolent sources (such as: conversation, sex, discussion/debate, physical activity, goal-setting and achieving) - sources that do not have a negative impact upon society.
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#242 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
So basically the message you're trying to convey here is that, just like that other guy further up, you can't tell the difference between "drinking alcohol on a social basis" and "getting fucking shitfaced to fuck and puking all over the place".
Also you continued to ignore or not understand my point and instead, be the biggest autist on this entire website.
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#243 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
And you continue to employ ad-hominem to prove a point, further proving that you cannot truly explain your point of view. I have countered all of your arguments, and as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged.
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#244 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
"as i said, on a social basis, it is okay, as long as you do not get drunk. If you are still in control, it is fine, although still dangerous and should be discouraged."
In your infinite wisdom, you never said that.
It's LITERALLY the point I'm trying to make.
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#245 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
I did not?
"That implies you would not get drunk. In that scenario, i agree. There is no problem."
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#246 - ishalltroll (04/06/2015) [-]
That I misunderstood in the sense that you were saying one shouldn't drink alcohol at all (theoretically speaking, as soon as you consume alcohol, you're minimally drunk).
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#247 - drastronomy (04/06/2015) [-]
Then we agree.

I have consumed alchohol once, in gluwein (really good drink, even without alchohol), since i was unaware of the fact that there was alchohol in it...and i was not "drunk" after 4-5 cups of it (roughly a shot and a half of vodka) i was a bit dizzy and warm but fully in control of myself, my thoughts and my actions.
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#211 - blokrokker (04/06/2015) [-]
ONLY when I'm drunk.
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#439 - rockamekishiko (04/06/2015) [-]
alcohol reveals a person's true self combined with idiot self
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#441 - blokrokker (04/06/2015) [-]
I wouldn't at all consider myself enough of an asshole to put somebody's face through a fucking table on whim, but when I was drunk that's exactly what I did. I don't even GET angry without some major goddamn provocation.
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#25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
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Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
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#8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
#9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
#12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
#13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
#16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
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#14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
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#15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
#18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
#5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
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