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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Germany
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#98 - I don't get it  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on TFW no GF 0
User avatar #99 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
It just sound like your situation is like Tom's situation in 500 Days of Summer. He was doing all these couple-like things with this girl, but she wasn't into a committed relationship. It broke his heart because he thought she was the one.
User avatar #100 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, I wouldn't be too fussed if we didn't have an actual relationship as I enjoy what we have now already, but it'd be nice to clear it up because I constantly have to wave off other girls right now as to not cheat on my possible relationship
User avatar #101 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
#96 - Wat, yeah We meet now and then, talk a bunch and make out …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/10/2014 on TFW no GF 0
User avatar #97 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
Would you say you are Tom and she is Summer?
User avatar #98 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #99 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
It just sound like your situation is like Tom's situation in 500 Days of Summer. He was doing all these couple-like things with this girl, but she wasn't into a committed relationship. It broke his heart because he thought she was the one.
User avatar #100 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, I wouldn't be too fussed if we didn't have an actual relationship as I enjoy what we have now already, but it'd be nice to clear it up because I constantly have to wave off other girls right now as to not cheat on my possible relationship
User avatar #101 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
#38 - I'm, pretty sure that I have a girlfriend Not completely c…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/09/2014 on TFW no GF 0
User avatar #65 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
The question is: does she know?
User avatar #96 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
Wat, yeah
We meet now and then, talk a bunch and make out and yadayadayada, kiss when meeting and when saying goodbye, we're pretty much a couple
But also not really
User avatar #97 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
Would you say you are Tom and she is Summer?
User avatar #98 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #99 - ScottP (11/10/2014) [-]
It just sound like your situation is like Tom's situation in 500 Days of Summer. He was doing all these couple-like things with this girl, but she wasn't into a committed relationship. It broke his heart because he thought she was the one.
User avatar #100 - ishalltroll (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, I wouldn't be too fussed if we didn't have an actual relationship as I enjoy what we have now already, but it'd be nice to clear it up because I constantly have to wave off other girls right now as to not cheat on my possible relationship
User avatar #101 - ScottP (11/11/2014) [-]
#54 - Life of a russian tank >Roll off production line after … 11/09/2014 on For the love of the... -3
#99 - Come on, this must've been made by a FJer, this sounds TOO retarded. 11/09/2014 on The FJ2 Secret is out +2
#67 - "You don't constantly say you don't like something, there… 11/09/2014 on Anti-gamergate delusions 0
#29 - OP isn't the OP though, he's the guy who posted a bunch of screencaps 11/08/2014 on Most satisfying read in a... 0
#127 - Schwerer Gustav / Dora 11/08/2014 on Wundercannonshrek 0
#97 - So, which catalogue did you buy her from? 11/06/2014 on Admin Revealed. 0
#146 - Obligatory 11/06/2014 on Hold RT to kill enemies +12
#184 - Your cat only likes getting touched on it's asshole?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on rub those pony nuts +3
User avatar #193 - icrapgoldndiamonds (11/06/2014) [-]
if i was a cat i would love for everyone to touch my asshole
#170 - Even Loli? 11/06/2014 on fj #2 domain idea +1
#250 - "Encourages Homelessness" Boy, this food sure ma… 11/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
#30 - He's being a retard in general sticking his finger into the br…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2014 on gg +1
User avatar #34 - inzix (11/02/2014) [-]
That sounded like a bad fucking idea m8, does'nt look like an accident either.
User avatar #35 - akrasial (11/02/2014) [-]
He's poking the magazine follower, which would release the action. So yes, the man is a stupid one
User avatar #42 - dragostarc (11/02/2014) [-]
He was doing it as a demonstration on what "garand thumb" was. Yes it was stupid, but informative I guess.
#36 - inzix (11/02/2014) [-]
HFW when the breech slammed his finger
#186 - Well according to established laws being pedophile is a psycho… 11/02/2014 on We're all trysexuals 0
#185 - But like, how does that even work? Asexuality means you don't …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/02/2014 on We're all trysexuals 0
User avatar #188 - vladhellsing (11/02/2014) [-]
We're not in control of our bodies when we're unconscious, and we get random boners like everyone else (why that is, I don't know). But I've never looked at anybody and though "Yep, I wanna stick my wee wee in that."

And yes, we shit just like everyone else.
#205 - deadmanlopez (11/02/2014) [-]
actually the reason you get erections in your sleep is to keep yourself from urinating in your sleep, not really sex related at all
User avatar #221 - vladhellsing (11/02/2014) [-]
And then end up wetting ourselves anyway. Thanks brain, talk about sidestepping a pothole only to fall off a bridge.
User avatar #222 - deadmanlopez (11/02/2014) [-]
it's harder to take a leak with a boner but you could still do it, ever have those dreams where you gotta use the bathroom? those don't end well if you drink a lot the night before
User avatar #223 - vladhellsing (11/02/2014) [-]
Not the kind of 'wetting' I was referring to...
#215 - icrapgoldndiamonds (11/02/2014) [-]
#partymaster over here
#71 - "I dress kinda emo, kinda punk"  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 19/32 0
#72 - jacktherabbitwhite (11/02/2014) [-]
#23 - How is a picture of Bowser gay?  [+] (17 new replies) 11/02/2014 on gg +36
User avatar #75 - demandsgayversion (11/02/2014) [-]
Maybe it's from a gay porn.
User avatar #50 - darksideofthebeast (11/02/2014) [-]
fuuuuck...
That hurt me.


stick yer dick in 'er
#70 - strangesir (11/02/2014) [-]
M1 Garand x SKS fanfiction confirmed~
User avatar #72 - darksideofthebeast (11/02/2014) [-]
Best. Fap. EVER.
User avatar #73 - strangesir (11/02/2014) [-]
Ur the best fap ever~ <3
User avatar #79 - yiffcario (11/02/2014) [-]
You cheater.
User avatar #80 - strangesir (11/02/2014) [-]
I didn't mean it, I swear!
User avatar #76 - darksideofthebeast (11/02/2014) [-]
Alright fine! I killed and pissed on the hooker.
is that what you wanted to hear!
#77 - strangesir (11/02/2014) [-]
W-... W-what?
User avatar #28 - inzix (11/02/2014) [-]
is that a man slamming the bolt of a rifle on his finger? if so why
User avatar #66 - trueraiderfan (11/02/2014) [-]
hes doing it to show everyone about the grand finger or what ever its called.
User avatar #30 - ishalltroll (11/02/2014) [-]
He's being a retard in general sticking his finger into the breech of a Garand, which is known to have cut off fingers.
I think he just released the bolt on accident.
User avatar #34 - inzix (11/02/2014) [-]
That sounded like a bad fucking idea m8, does'nt look like an accident either.
User avatar #35 - akrasial (11/02/2014) [-]
He's poking the magazine follower, which would release the action. So yes, the man is a stupid one
User avatar #42 - dragostarc (11/02/2014) [-]
He was doing it as a demonstration on what "garand thumb" was. Yes it was stupid, but informative I guess.
#36 - inzix (11/02/2014) [-]
HFW when the breech slammed his finger
#25 - ppheadbuttface (11/02/2014) [-]
The way Bowser looks it's as if he's getting buttfucked.

Either that, or the guy just thinks the Mario games are gay.
#209 - I don't give a **** about most other races. Black… 11/02/2014 on sums it up 0
#208 - Nope, it means you're proud of your country and your nationali… 11/02/2014 on sums it up 0
#110 - For ***** sake it was about time some journalisti… 11/02/2014 on TYT joins the fray! 0
#33 - Nope. Ever wondered why IS is literally asking the west to… 11/01/2014 on Title: 0
#112 - This **** again. At least in germany, and I a… 11/01/2014 on Dont take the name of Taxes... +1
#231 - Not in this volume and not this exaggerated to be counted as &…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... 0
#232 - nancyboy (10/31/2014) [-]
I dunno I think you'd be surprised but I'll agree to disagree on that point
#227 - That's what I'm saying yes. She doesn't look that *…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2014 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... 0
#230 - nancyboy (10/31/2014) [-]
What you're saying is you don't think it was real in this particular instance, not that it's impossible
User avatar #231 - ishalltroll (10/31/2014) [-]
Not in this volume and not this exaggerated to be counted as "harassment".
#232 - nancyboy (10/31/2014) [-]
I dunno I think you'd be surprised but I'll agree to disagree on that point
#229 - nancyboy (10/31/2014) [-]
Maybe they are actors and maybe they've exaggerated it but that doesn't mean this kind of thing doesn't happen
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User avatar #32 - minorian ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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