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Date Signed Up:8/19/2011
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:Germany
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#266 - I like this woman. 09/17/2014 on Are video games sexist? +1
#34 - People will generally imitate body movements to some extent wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on 12 useful psychological... +1
User avatar #40 - invshika (09/17/2014) [-]
aww shit this girl who sits next to me copied my arm crossing this morning
User avatar #42 - invshika (09/17/2014) [-]
SHE WANTS THE D
#90 - *is smart >Smartphones 09/16/2014 on Computer fixing risks -1
#54 - Well, to be honest kind of your fault for downloading porn. …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Computer fixing risks -4
User avatar #67 - Afterlife (09/16/2014) [-]
>porn stash that i've been stockpiling in case the internet goes out

people who are prepared. whoever doesn't have a back up porn stash is a filthy casual.
User avatar #90 - ishalltroll (09/16/2014) [-]
*is smart
>Smartphones
User avatar #60 - scootabot (09/16/2014) [-]
I didn't have internet at the time, and I had gone to the park to get it so I could fap later. I hid it in a plethora of different folders. Even trap folders that had nothing but college shit in it. Still, they delved deeper until they found my stash.
User avatar #89 - manofiron (09/16/2014) [-]
Even if you had it in folders, anyone can just go into the start menu, and search for image types, and see literally everything you have.
#61 - Like, if you would've said anything lower than 17 I would've s…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on beer is love beer is life -1
User avatar #62 - mion (09/16/2014) [-]
Nah, it's not like I drink much either. I usually go out once every two months I don't like people that much also, I'm usually broke .

It's just that I dislike the smell as well as the taste. The only beer I can drink is Shandy (is that the English name? Beer with Lemonade?), otherwise I stick to one or two drinks and I'm fine. I noticed that drinking too much makes me all hyperactive at first and then super depressive.
#55 - How old are you? Are you male or female?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on beer is love beer is life 0
User avatar #60 - mion (09/16/2014) [-]
20, Male.
User avatar #61 - ishalltroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Like, if you would've said anything lower than 17 I would've said "You're just too young and your taste for bitter things will improve."
If you would've said you're a girl I would've said "Most girls don't like beer because they like sweeter things."
But at 20, male, which is the exact same I am, I can only say you're either A: A pussy. or B: You just tasted the wrong kind of beer and just put it off then. Every beer tastes different, just find one that suits you and enjoy the perfect drink for any occasion.

Also, less sweet and more bitter things are less likely to make you feel sick.
User avatar #62 - mion (09/16/2014) [-]
Nah, it's not like I drink much either. I usually go out once every two months I don't like people that much also, I'm usually broke .

It's just that I dislike the smell as well as the taste. The only beer I can drink is Shandy (is that the English name? Beer with Lemonade?), otherwise I stick to one or two drinks and I'm fine. I noticed that drinking too much makes me all hyperactive at first and then super depressive.
#67 - >Running 2 anti-virus programs at the same time I sure …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on anon needs tech support +14
#164 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/15/2014) [-]
You are aware that neither of those are general purpose anti-virus, right? Both programs specialize in certain types of viruses and therefore shouldn't cause problems...
User avatar #72 - Indoknight (09/15/2014) [-]
letrollface.jpg
#178 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/16/2014) [-]
Nice save dude.
#39 - Like a glove 09/15/2014 on that fucking hole man 10/10 +27
#44 - Picture 09/15/2014 on the UN encounters a snake 0
#83 - Coincidence?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Now everything makes sense +29
User avatar #118 - meuk (09/14/2014) [-]
Edward Norton in which movie?
#82 - Comment deleted 09/14/2014 on Now everything makes sense 0
#80 - "I conquer" Maybe you should've gone to elementa… 09/14/2014 on to engineer is human 0
#35 - >Sonny Poopzikas doesnt get more operator than this guy  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on /k/ Holds A Sermon +6
User avatar #51 - twofreegerbils (09/14/2014) [-]
He's a fucken dunce
User avatar #45 - itsthatguyagain (09/14/2014) [-]
Operator? What?
#76 - Searched assault musket, was not disappointed  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2014 on (untitled) +25
User avatar #107 - swedishassassin (09/14/2014) [-]
I stand corrected....
User avatar #90 - okamiterasu (09/14/2014) [-]
but now you can stab people.
User avatar #104 - blergle (09/14/2014) [-]
did you not see the bayonet on the top one?
#77 - dross (09/14/2014) [-]
#45 - Picture 09/13/2014 on Men Shopping With Women Comp +7
#120 - I never quite saw the problem with accepting money from fascis… 09/13/2014 on Next level burnns 0
#245 - >costed 09/11/2014 on -_- +7
#112 - German masterrace 09/11/2014 on Cost of food around the world 0
#90 - you shut your whore mouth admin 09/10/2014 on MFW people talk about their... +5
#46 - The discovery of the decade. Just replacing sugar with Stevia …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Shrek is life 0
User avatar #59 - genericnewfag (09/10/2014) [-]
worth it
#303 - Dat ******* lasershow at Deichbrand 2014 09/09/2014 on saruman 0
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Epic Burn +21
#108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2014) [-]
Best reaction image ever.
#294 - I dunno man, their clothes look pretty shiny new and stylish. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... +1
User avatar #411 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/06/2014) [-]
That's the stupidest fucking statement, right behind "they're not starving!".
#607 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #28 ** :
Holy shit what a fucking asshole... do you even realize how dangerous that is? Fuck this guy.
Then when your inside I shall tell you
#293 - " ******* ****** how do they wor…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on This is why world hates... 0
#338 - woodoo (09/06/2014) [-]
Yeah they do, cooking and distributing meth is hard work, and sometimes the line for welfare gets REALLY long!
#90 - Admin, just because you're a party-pooper doesn't mean everybo… 09/04/2014 on works every time +1
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User avatar #32 - minorian (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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