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#174 - I seriously hope this is bait 07/24/2015 on nice 0
#173 - "Women can usually handle more pain." A ****… 07/24/2015 on nice 0
#100 - Not really underestimating them, women are proven to *****…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/23/2015 on nice +1
User avatar #113 - meltdownlol (07/23/2015) [-]
No true look up the Russian women snipers of WWII. They were better then the men.
User avatar #129 - capslockrage (07/24/2015) [-]
Ehh that's not fact, just stories and legends.
User avatar #147 - PVTDickStryker (07/24/2015) [-]
Take the Sandinista revolution of Nicaragua then.
Before the revolution began, the Somoza regime was going around in houses, and killing would-be uprisers and their sons Best Korea style. Out of vengeance for their sons, brothers, and fathers, most of the women of these incidents decided to join the Sandino revolutionaries. The fighting force was comprised of somewhere around 30% women in it I believe, as opposed to the better-armed and probably all-male national guards. Spoiler Alert, the Sandies won.
User avatar #134 - meltdownlol (07/24/2015) [-]
No its not en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko. This bitch had 309 confirmed kills. I even remeber watching a doco where this chick had her FUCKING JAW shot off and just picked up her gun and killed the guy.
User avatar #136 - capslockrage (07/24/2015) [-]
Also that link didnt lead to anything
User avatar #141 - meltdownlol (07/24/2015) [-]
take the full stop off the end.
User avatar #135 - capslockrage (07/24/2015) [-]
Yeah but thats one chick
User avatar #140 - meltdownlol (07/24/2015) [-]
There were plenty more then one. Just because women are weaker when it comes to strength doesn't mean anything about combat (not today). Women can usually handle more pain.
User avatar #173 - ishalltroll (07/24/2015) [-]
"Women can usually handle more pain."
A bullshit myth drawn up because women keep boasting about "muh birth-pains"
#68 - But what's the point? You can still park like a ****** …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Parking Justice +3
User avatar #85 - toosexyforyou (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm just saying there's no need to throw a fit if there's plenty of spots
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#844 - Exactly how long have you ******* even known this guy? … 07/14/2015 on Rest In Peace Satoru Iwata 0
#328 - >Implying anybody gives half a **** about Nintendo anymore  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Rest In Peace Satoru Iwata -16
#553 - shadowdmoon (07/13/2015) [-]
damn troll, get the fuck off the road.
#412 - burntpixles (07/13/2015) [-]
Yeah? I'm implying nobody gives a fuck about you either, quit shit posting during your computer time at the orphanage you asshole.
User avatar #844 - ishalltroll (07/14/2015) [-]
Exactly how long have you niggers even known this guy?
I swear at least 80% of the people who are going full weeaboo right now haven't heard of this guy til yesterday, yet because it's the hip thing to do everybody is jumping on the bandwagon as if crying about this dude will transport them into the fantastic world of anime waifus
#337 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
>implying this has to do with Nintendo
#159 - Holy **** it actually works 07/13/2015 on Playing GTA in real life 0
#69 - Like most strong weapons tanks are at the foremost a deterrent…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2015 on german Selfie Stick +3
User avatar #70 - alltimetens (07/05/2015) [-]
Ah, okay.
I was thinking that tanks looked rather vulnerable and move too slowly to have practical use in today's era of warfare.

Thank you.
User avatar #102 - themassivefail (07/06/2015) [-]
The Leopard 2 (the MBT for Canada, and Germany, in the gif above) can reach speeds of up to (and sometimes over) 72 km/h (45 mph). Her gun is a 120 mm smoothbore which has an effective firing range of up to 8 km's (5 miles) away. Which is actually further than the eye can see (on flat ground) due to the circumference of the earth. The engine puts out just shy of 1500 hp and has an operational range of roughly 550 km (340 mi) with 1,200 liters (317 US gallons) of fuel. (Granted, that's pretty bad fuel economy, at less than 1mpg. But hey, it's a tank.) The armor is VERY strong. So vulnerability is only called into question against specialist 'tank killer' troops. Such as a Javalin, or another tank with a bigger gun.

The US have their Abrams, the British have the Challenger 2. All tanks are very similar in specs. Almost balancing each other out. (Challenger 2; slow, but well supplied and armored. Abrams; Fast, but a little thinner on the armor. Also, very customizable. Leopard; As fast as the Abrams, if not moreso. The Leopard has a slight advantage over all aspects, with it being a multi-national project. On paper, in price, and in specs, it's the superior tank. But, it hasn't had nearly the same amount of field experience/testing as the others.)

Are they practical? Oh hell yeah. Each one of these tanks can be modified for a HUGE variety of uses. From shooting things you cant even see, laying down bridges, demolition work, and even clearing minefields. They are awesome machines. In the literal sense of the word.

One of my favourite haiku's;
last drop of oil
will be burnt by a tank, in
a war over it.

These beasts are definitely here to stay! And I'm damn proud to be in a position to run one.
User avatar #110 - mangostormlegend (07/06/2015) [-]
Remember, comerades, we are tank!
They take out treads, we artillery!
They take out cannon, we pillbox!
They take out turret, we bunker!
They take out armor, we heroes!
#107 - Maisie Williams likely takes hard drugs on a semi-regular leve… 07/01/2015 on it happens one chapter... -1
#200 - Germany, you know the poster-child country of the EU, still ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Silly americans +1
#237 - hkd (06/28/2015) [-]
Shit, really? So you can make more porn of people shitting on eachother than the rest of the world combined, but gays being legally together is bad...

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User avatar #33 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
He shall.
User avatar #32 - minorian ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Did you use my avatar? It's cool, isn't it?
#30 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
Eat a dick slut, you never **** with ponies ;)
Love, your buddy cnyeguy
#28 - anon (12/31/2012) [-]
u r extremly gay
User avatar #23 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Spero tibi testiculos CORRUGO sursum. Ego deinde ridere et procedere ad Bang realis puella pro utor molestissimi filum in esse impetro pollices.
User avatar #24 to #23 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Dude wat
User avatar #25 to #24 - holycrapimacupcake (11/11/2012) [-]
Exactly.

If you truly were a straight a student then you would be able to understand basic Latin.
#26 to #25 - ishalltroll (11/11/2012) [-]
Google translator said it was italian.
User avatar #27 to #26 - holycrapimacupcake (11/12/2012) [-]
Easily confused my good man. Italian and Latin are so similar many translators can't detect the difference.
User avatar #21 - fenfire (09/11/2012) [-]
fröhlichen 11. september
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User avatar #8 - gazoogo (05/30/2012) [-]
I have a question concerning your language.
User avatar #9 to #15 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
Which is?
User avatar #12 to #16 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
I can't seem to figure these out. Or it may just be the end of the year, and my brain is fried.
User avatar #13 to #19 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
and you're supposed to do what with these? i cant figure out the point
User avatar #16 to #20 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
Instructions provided for each exercise below.
User avatar #14 to #18 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
2 - Eine bittere Niederlage
Ein Anhänger (supporter) eines besiegten Politikers schreibt nach einer Wahlniederlage an die Zeitung. Ergänzen Sie den Brief mit den richtigen Plusquamperfektformen der Verben in Klammern.
User avatar #15 to #17 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
1 - Andere Arbeit
Ergänzen Sie jeden Satz mit der richtigen Form des Verbs in Klammern im Konjunktiv II der Vergangenheit.
#17 to #22 - ishalltroll (05/31/2012) [-]
dunno if i did this right, sentence 5 doesnt even make sense to me
User avatar #18 to #24 - gazoogo (05/31/2012) [-]
4. haette
5. waere
6. haetten, gespart

I figured it all out except for 5 lol That was a retarded sentence...
User avatar #5 - gazoogo (04/10/2012) [-]
You're German. I'm double majoring in Biology and German at my University. We are now friends, and you will teach me the ways of your wonderful language.
User avatar #3 - MandiMarie (09/07/2011) [-]
<3
User avatar #1 - SilverK (09/03/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishalltroll (09/03/2011) [-]
not sure how to reply to that your profile doesnt tell a gender :|
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