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Date Signed Up:5/11/2013
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#146650 - saltybanana (8 hours ago) [-]
just do a new sleep scdual, try going to sleep at 8, eventually you will knock out around 10ish

i use a tea that knocks me out, its called sleepy time tea. works like a charm i drink it when i have an exam the next day. puts you to sleep in 20-30min
User avatar #146642 - inspiteofsprite (9 hours ago) [-]
Force a new pattern. You'll eventually adapt
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User avatar #146628 - inspiteofsprite (11 hours ago) [-]
If over-the-counter isn't working, go the doctors. Also take a hot shower to help clear up your nose
User avatar #146622 - moistnuggests (11 hours ago) [-]
If meds aren't working nothing will, trust me I'm in the same boat.

-Sometimes orange juice or tea (peppermint is best) with lemon, vitamin C works for allergies as well
-Wash your face (around the nose area especially) regularly and I'd also recommend a long hot bath.
-Nose drops that deal with inflammation as well as congestion or at least congestion, the ones I use are from Russia and only available from very few venders in the US. There are three that I've tried but I can't read their names except for Naftizin
-When all else fails head to the doctor to get a prescription strength drugs
#146619 - really bad fucking allergies, sneezing every 30 seconds, can't…  [+] (5 new replies) 11 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#146651 - saltybanana (8 hours ago) [-]
take alavert. its a allegie pill that works in seconds.
its a bit pricey but it gets the job done. and it dissolves in your mouth
User avatar #146630 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (11 hours ago) [-]
DayQuil
NyQuil
Tylenol
Water
Sleep.

Make that part of your daily routine.
Tylenol to make you drowsy quickly and fall asleep, and NyQuil to keep you asleep.
DayQuil, NyQuil, and Tylenol will suppress the symptoms.
User avatar #146620 - ishallsmiteyou (11 hours ago) [-]
and no meds I've tried have worked at all
User avatar #146628 - inspiteofsprite (11 hours ago) [-]
If over-the-counter isn't working, go the doctors. Also take a hot shower to help clear up your nose
User avatar #146622 - moistnuggests (11 hours ago) [-]
If meds aren't working nothing will, trust me I'm in the same boat.

-Sometimes orange juice or tea (peppermint is best) with lemon, vitamin C works for allergies as well
-Wash your face (around the nose area especially) regularly and I'd also recommend a long hot bath.
-Nose drops that deal with inflammation as well as congestion or at least congestion, the ones I use are from Russia and only available from very few venders in the US. There are three that I've tried but I can't read their names except for Naftizin
-When all else fails head to the doctor to get a prescription strength drugs
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User avatar #82 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #83 to #82 - ishallsmiteyou (06/20/2014) [-]
yaaaay, it finally arrived!
#78 - ruggerpugger ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Groovy
User avatar #80 to #79 - ishallsmiteyou (06/18/2014) [-]
bout fuckin time
#81 to #80 - ruggerpugger ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuse me
#75 - ruggerpugger ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
Sorry for shitty camera quality, it's an iphone lol

Left is from 1940, right is from 1939
User avatar #77 to #76 - ishallsmiteyou (06/05/2014) [-]
2 to 15 bucks for the bronze one, 600 if you're lucky for the other although I don't have a 1940 minted price so I'm basing that on the 39 and the 41, just finding the middle ground.
#73 - Cyopathic (06/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for the thumb support.
User avatar #74 to #73 - ishallsmiteyou (06/02/2014) [-]
no problem
#72 - ruggerpugger ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
End of the adapter
#70 - ruggerpugger ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Could you tell me what kind of bullet this is?
User avatar #71 to #70 - ishallsmiteyou (01/28/2014) [-]
looks to me like a 7.62mm to me.
#65 to #64 - ruggerpugger ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
**ruggerpugger rolls 15**
#66 to #65 - ruggerpugger ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
FUCK
FUCK
User avatar #67 to #66 - ishallsmiteyou (12/17/2013) [-]
ha ha ha. very funny. By the way, tell your mom that I said thanks again for inviting me to East Side Mario's tomorrow.
#68 to #67 - ruggerpugger ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
I did
User avatar #69 to #68 - ishallsmiteyou (12/17/2013) [-]
thanks, man. It'll be dee fuckin' licious
User avatar #59 - supersonicman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#60 to #59 - ishallsmiteyou (11/16/2013) [-]
No problemo. Take this epic wallpaper.
User avatar #61 to #60 - supersonicman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the wall paper =D
User avatar #62 to #61 - ishallsmiteyou (11/16/2013) [-]
No problem, man
#55 - tavafanduvill ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it.
User avatar #56 to #55 - ishallsmiteyou (11/13/2013) [-]
No problemo, man.
#57 to #56 - tavafanduvill ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
I have to thank you again for thumbing up my content today. So far no one has earned two thanks from me. This makes you especially awesome.
#58 to #57 - ishallsmiteyou (11/15/2013) [-]
Again, no problemo. Have this.
User avatar #49 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #49 - ishallsmiteyou (11/06/2013) [-]
fuck you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #51 - ishallsmiteyou (11/06/2013) [-]
stop it
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User avatar #45 - silverzepher (10/28/2013) [-]
just wondering if you miss clicked on my content or where just trying to stop me from sinking?
User avatar #46 to #45 - ishallsmiteyou (10/28/2013) [-]
I saw a tear in your bow, so I filled it with chewing gum.
User avatar #47 to #46 - silverzepher (10/28/2013) [-]
well thank you. you are a good, man. may the banhammer fall upon your foes, and may your alies stand at your back so than none may defeat you.
#48 to #47 - ishallsmiteyou (10/28/2013) [-]
Long days and pleasant nights be to you.
User avatar #38 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
What can I give you for 50 of those RITS?
User avatar #39 to #38 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
I have a ton of souls
User avatar #40 to #39 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
actually make it 80 RITS
User avatar #41 to #40 - ishallsmiteyou (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't do items.
User avatar #42 to #41 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes you do now give me your RITS
User avatar #43 to #42 - ishallsmiteyou (10/24/2013) [-]
NEVER
also why is your avatar the cowbell guy from Blue Oyster Cult's SNL session?
User avatar #44 to #43 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
because he's fucking brutal
#35 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - ishallsmiteyou (10/12/2013) [-]
why fallout 3?
User avatar #37 to #36 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/13/2013) [-]
do you not like fallout
User avatar #33 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
South Park did an episode on the Zim Zam
User avatar #31 - adcfproductions (10/09/2013) [-]
Thanks for the tumbs up man!
User avatar #32 to #31 - ishallsmiteyou (10/09/2013) [-]
no problemo.
User avatar #28 - zombiestookmybike (09/04/2013) [-]
thank you for the thumb on my OC!

attempting to personally thank everyone, not sure how long i can keep this up

that's what he said
#29 to #28 - ishallsmiteyou (09/04/2013) [-]
take this.
take this.
#30 to #29 - zombiestookmybike (09/04/2013) [-]
i don't really know what to do with this but thank you
i don't really know what to do with this but thank you
User avatar #24 - ishallsmiteyou (08/15/2013) [-]
hey hongtonggobblenuts, how's quebec?
PS. my dad got a job!
User avatar #25 to #24 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm leaving in 2 days.

Congrats, what kind of job?
User avatar #26 to #25 - ishallsmiteyou (08/16/2013) [-]
tech support, and he works from home. $12.00 an hour. Oh, and want to come to the apartment tomorrow?
User avatar #27 to #26 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
Awesome!

Dude... Quebec
User avatar #18 - blobbanned (08/01/2013) [-]
I stickied your comment on my content.
It was full of whimsy so I couldn't resist.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ishallsmiteyou (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks, I guess.
User avatar #20 to #19 - blobbanned (08/02/2013) [-]
Enjoy the thumbs, I see its the number 1 comment : D
User avatar #21 to #20 - ishallsmiteyou (08/02/2013) [-]
thanks, man
User avatar #13 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
D00D

Was Niagra Falls fucking brutal
User avatar #22 to #13 - ishallsmiteyou (08/08/2013) [-]
hey


guess what


I maded a fancy comment cover


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User avatar #23 to #22 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
amazing
User avatar #14 to #13 - ishallsmiteyou (06/15/2013) [-]
it was nice. Problem was, it was my 8th time (yes, I counted) going there. We got a gay tour guide (seriously, he got a call from his boyfriend half way through) and on the way back the girls wouldn't stop singing.
User avatar #15 to #14 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
You should've blasted Anal Cunt on the way back
User avatar #16 to #15 - ishallsmiteyou (06/15/2013) [-]
Nah, I was blasting Soundgarden
User avatar #17 to #16 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (06/15/2013) [-]
Good!they have some fucked up tunings
#6 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 to #6 - ishallsmiteyou (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm breaking into your house tonight and stealing that.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
In your dreams... I have no idea why it is upside down though, this is not Australia.
User avatar #10 to #9 - ishallsmiteyou (05/21/2013) [-]
your shitty camera.
User avatar #11 to #10 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
roymand pls
User avatar #12 to #11 - ishallsmiteyou (05/25/2013) [-]
franco franco FRANCO FRANCO FRONT MOTHERFUCKING PAGE WITH A JOKE I THOUGHT OF MYSELF!
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