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Date Signed Up:5/11/2013
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#5 - That haunted house is called Nightmares up on Clifton Hill in … 03/05/2015 on Things you can do in... +1
#22 - Okay, satan. 03/05/2015 on Real or Not? +1
#168 - causation does not equal correlation. Many places have less re… 03/04/2015 on Texas... 0
#173 - the idea is to have fun, not do damage. 03/03/2015 on The Purge 0
#52 - sandbags. 03/02/2015 on The Purge 0
#51 - Never even heard of it  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on The Purge 0
User avatar #84 - shakalakaboomboom (03/02/2015) [-]
Bloc Party are a band, They have a song called Witchcraft with has the lyrics "I'm sitting, on the roof of my house, with a a shotgun" I assume that is what he is suggesting.
You may not have asked, but I'm still going to tell
User avatar #70 - welliguessitsaname (03/02/2015) [-]
lol kid
bet you don't even like The Beegees
#7 - That or hire roof koreans.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2015 on The Purge +392
User avatar #169 - slowshade (03/03/2015) [-]
roof koreans are best koreans
User avatar #111 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/03/2015) [-]
>roof koreans
kek
#74 - Enobrin (03/02/2015) [-]
Nothing beats roof Koreans. Except maybe Mole Brazilians....
User avatar #43 - belshir (03/02/2015) [-]
what was the story behind this? i cant remember
#63 - ionlywhisper (03/02/2015) [-]
LA riots, 1992. Many Korean shops and businesses were getting robbed, burned, and shoplifted (as the riot was based around Korea Town and stuff). So these local Korean immigrants helped each other by arming themselves with guns and shit. The headbands symbolizes commitment to protect their shops and people.

#themoreyouknowlessyoucare
#44 - anonexplains (03/02/2015) [-]
Niggers
User avatar #124 - lieutenantderp (03/03/2015) [-]
short, concise, good answer. 10/10
User avatar #45 - belshir (03/02/2015) [-]
surprisingly that jogged my memory, thanks anon
#6 - Step 1. Acquire truckload of beer Step 2. Place beer on ro…  [+] (21 new replies) 03/02/2015 on The Purge +136
#145 - blindpone (03/03/2015) [-]
>Buckshot from the roof of an apartment building
Good luck hitting fucking anything.
User avatar #173 - ishallsmiteyou (03/03/2015) [-]
the idea is to have fun, not do damage.
User avatar #123 - fargfive (03/03/2015) [-]
I thought this was going to end "shoot beer bottles with shotgun, showering onlookers with glass and occasionally beer"
#115 - flapjackthehound (03/03/2015) [-]
don't forget your jukebox
#41 - commoncrunch (03/02/2015) [-]
Is that a reference to Bloc Party?
#136 - furiousmarshmellow (03/03/2015) [-]
Bloc Party mentioned on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #51 - ishallsmiteyou (03/02/2015) [-]
Never even heard of it
User avatar #84 - shakalakaboomboom (03/02/2015) [-]
Bloc Party are a band, They have a song called Witchcraft with has the lyrics "I'm sitting, on the roof of my house, with a a shotgun" I assume that is what he is suggesting.
You may not have asked, but I'm still going to tell
User avatar #70 - welliguessitsaname (03/02/2015) [-]
lol kid
bet you don't even like The Beegees
User avatar #35 - youdoublecongoid (03/02/2015) [-]
Someone climbs up and kill you from the back, or someone shoot's you with a rifle

User avatar #52 - ishallsmiteyou (03/02/2015) [-]
sandbags.
User avatar #49 - wotterpatch (03/02/2015) [-]
Top of an apartment building.
Good luck climbing ten stories of an exterior wall
#7 - ishallsmiteyou (03/02/2015) [-]
That or hire roof koreans.
User avatar #169 - slowshade (03/03/2015) [-]
roof koreans are best koreans
User avatar #111 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/03/2015) [-]
>roof koreans
kek
#74 - Enobrin (03/02/2015) [-]
Nothing beats roof Koreans. Except maybe Mole Brazilians....
User avatar #43 - belshir (03/02/2015) [-]
what was the story behind this? i cant remember
#63 - ionlywhisper (03/02/2015) [-]
LA riots, 1992. Many Korean shops and businesses were getting robbed, burned, and shoplifted (as the riot was based around Korea Town and stuff). So these local Korean immigrants helped each other by arming themselves with guns and shit. The headbands symbolizes commitment to protect their shops and people.

#themoreyouknowlessyoucare
#44 - anonexplains (03/02/2015) [-]
Niggers
User avatar #124 - lieutenantderp (03/03/2015) [-]
short, concise, good answer. 10/10
User avatar #45 - belshir (03/02/2015) [-]
surprisingly that jogged my memory, thanks anon
#459 - Either no lifer or extreme no lifer, I'm too lazy to look 03/02/2015 on Which FJ character class... 0
#1830 - why  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... 0
#1832 - marmiteistasty (02/26/2015) [-]
because allah wills it

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User avatar #90 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Hi! I hope you have a great night, and a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #86 - breadposter (10/12/2014) [-]
Just making sure,
I'm using the gp-5 filter that came with the mask
It says 357-2-88
That means it was made in 88 and is safe, right?
User avatar #87 to #86 - ishallsmiteyou (10/13/2014) [-]
there's a 99 percent chance that it's fine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - ishallsmiteyou (06/20/2014) [-]
yaaaay, it finally arrived!
#75 - ruggerpugger (06/05/2014) [-]
Sorry for ****** camera quality, it's an iphone lol

Left is from 1940, right is from 1939
User avatar #77 to #76 - ishallsmiteyou (06/05/2014) [-]
2 to 15 bucks for the bronze one, 600 if you're lucky for the other although I don't have a 1940 minted price so I'm basing that on the 39 and the 41, just finding the middle ground.
#73 - Cyopathic (06/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for the thumb support.
User avatar #74 to #73 - ishallsmiteyou (06/02/2014) [-]
no problem
#72 - ruggerpugger (04/04/2014) [-]
End of the adapter
#70 - ruggerpugger (01/28/2014) [-]
Could you tell me what kind of bullet this is?
User avatar #71 to #70 - ishallsmiteyou (01/28/2014) [-]
looks to me like a 7.62mm to me.
#65 to #64 - ruggerpugger (12/16/2013) [-]
**ruggerpugger rolls 15**
User avatar #67 to #66 - ishallsmiteyou (12/17/2013) [-]
ha ha ha. very funny. By the way, tell your mom that I said thanks again for inviting me to East Side Mario's tomorrow.
User avatar #68 to #67 - ruggerpugger (12/17/2013) [-]
I did
User avatar #69 to #68 - ishallsmiteyou (12/17/2013) [-]
thanks, man. It'll be dee ******* licious
User avatar #59 - supersonicman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#60 to #59 - ishallsmiteyou (11/16/2013) [-]
No problemo. Take this epic wallpaper.
User avatar #61 to #60 - supersonicman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the wall paper =D
User avatar #62 to #61 - ishallsmiteyou (11/16/2013) [-]
No problem, man
User avatar #55 - tavafanduvill (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it.
User avatar #56 to #55 - ishallsmiteyou (11/13/2013) [-]
No problemo, man.
User avatar #57 to #56 - tavafanduvill (11/15/2013) [-]
I have to thank you again for thumbing up my content today. So far no one has earned two thanks from me. This makes you especially awesome.
#58 to #57 - ishallsmiteyou (11/15/2013) [-]
Again, no problemo. Have this.
User avatar #49 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #50 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #51 - ishallsmiteyou (11/06/2013) [-]
stop it
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User avatar #45 - silverzepher ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
just wondering if you miss clicked on my content or where just trying to stop me from sinking?
User avatar #46 to #45 - ishallsmiteyou (10/28/2013) [-]
I saw a tear in your bow, so I filled it with chewing gum.
User avatar #47 to #46 - silverzepher ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
well thank you. you are a good, man. may the banhammer fall upon your foes, and may your alies stand at your back so than none may defeat you.
#48 to #47 - ishallsmiteyou (10/28/2013) [-]
Long days and pleasant nights be to you.
User avatar #38 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
What can I give you for 50 of those RITS?
User avatar #39 to #38 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
I have a ton of souls
User avatar #40 to #39 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
actually make it 80 RITS
User avatar #41 to #40 - ishallsmiteyou (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't do items.
User avatar #42 to #41 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes you do now give me your RITS
User avatar #43 to #42 - ishallsmiteyou (10/24/2013) [-]
NEVER
also why is your avatar the cowbell guy from Blue Oyster Cult's SNL session?
User avatar #44 to #43 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
because he's ******* brutal
#35 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - ishallsmiteyou (10/12/2013) [-]
why fallout 3?
User avatar #37 to #36 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/13/2013) [-]
do you not like fallout
User avatar #33 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
South Park did an episode on the Zim Zam
User avatar #31 - adcfproductions (10/09/2013) [-]
Thanks for the tumbs up man!
User avatar #32 to #31 - ishallsmiteyou (10/09/2013) [-]
no problemo.
User avatar #28 - zombiestookmybike (09/04/2013) [-]
thank you for the thumb on my OC!

attempting to personally thank everyone, not sure how long i can keep this up

that's what he said
#29 to #28 - ishallsmiteyou (09/04/2013) [-]
take this.
take this.
#30 to #29 - zombiestookmybike (09/04/2013) [-]
i don't really know what to do with this but thank you
i don't really know what to do with this but thank you
User avatar #24 - ishallsmiteyou (08/15/2013) [-]
hey hongtonggobblenuts, how's quebec?
PS. my dad got a job!
User avatar #25 to #24 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm leaving in 2 days.

Congrats, what kind of job?
User avatar #26 to #25 - ishallsmiteyou (08/16/2013) [-]
tech support, and he works from home. $12.00 an hour. Oh, and want to come to the apartment tomorrow?
User avatar #27 to #26 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
Awesome!

Dude... Quebec
User avatar #18 - blobbanned (08/01/2013) [-]
I stickied your comment on my content.
It was full of whimsy so I couldn't resist.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ishallsmiteyou (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks, I guess.
User avatar #20 to #19 - blobbanned (08/02/2013) [-]
Enjoy the thumbs, I see its the number 1 comment : D
User avatar #21 to #20 - ishallsmiteyou (08/02/2013) [-]
thanks, man
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