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#2 - "Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?" 19 hours ago on Yall need jeebus +47
#101 - Go beat him with a steel rod for me, will ya?  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Average day at Miiverse. 0
User avatar #102 - ultrakineticsx (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm actually headed into Indy later on tonight, if we knew his exact address I would rudely harass him verbally for you.
#1 - without a value for x you can't solve it.  [+] (10 new replies) 12/19/2014 on the truth about math +33
User avatar #12 - biscuitsunited (15 hours ago) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #7 - lawxplain (17 hours ago) [-]
it's supposed to be a derivative. It'd be 4x
User avatar #14 - imakejewburgers (14 hours ago) [-]
Why do you think it's asking you to find the derivative? I see nothing actually specifying what it wants.
User avatar #8 - carlosspicywiener (17 hours ago) [-]
or setting it =0 to figure out what X is.
#19 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
That's just arbitrarily making it equal to 0.

It's like saying, "Ok, I need to find out how tall this cup is. So... I'll just make it equal to zero. Zero undefined units of measurement. That'll do the trick."

Now, if you're making a graph, then that would be different. But it's still not arbitrarily equal to 0.
User avatar #4 - kingxddd (21 hours ago) [-]
its 0
#3 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
it would be a vortex where the root would be at the origin so x equals 0
#5 - turbanmasher (19 hours ago) [-]
Actually its a parabola, with the vortex at (0,0)
#9 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
>vortex
vertex
User avatar #2 - dezza (12/19/2014) [-]
These are the problems that keep me up at night
#3 - roughly 90 cents a litre here in Ontario, compared to the buck…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on When I see gas at $2.65 0
User avatar #5 - iphony (12/19/2014) [-]
Some say because of other countries not doing too well economicaly, that gas is in less demand so less price. But idk for sure, I'm just some retard on FJ.
#20 - Didn't start there, I started in southern Africa. Just got fai…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on This Is Why We Can't Have... +18
User avatar #22 - sandpounder (12/19/2014) [-]
the world makes sense again
#7 - >playing as Germany >build up massive tank and infan…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/18/2014 on This Is Why We Can't Have... +277
User avatar #132 - theshadowed (12/19/2014) [-]
Ah nukes
>Be Germany in Continents
>France try to invade me out of nowhere, destroy them
>Only the Dutch and Japan on my continent now, both hate me
>Cut the Japanese in 2 using a General, and war is brewing
>Have nukes, want to test the range in case shit goes down
>Accidentally nuke the Dutch's only city, Amsterdam

I felt really bad after. I had to invade Japan and finish off Amsterdam, and everyone thought I was some kind of genocidal maniac
User avatar #34 - Sethorein (12/19/2014) [-]
and that's how hitler lost the war.
#19 - sandpounder (12/19/2014) [-]
what size map? cause i have never seen any civ start on australia
User avatar #20 - ishallsmiteyou (12/19/2014) [-]
Didn't start there, I started in southern Africa. Just got fairly unsafe, so I claimed Australia and it eventually became my hub of everything.
User avatar #22 - sandpounder (12/19/2014) [-]
the world makes sense again
#8 - needsauceadmisblan (12/19/2014) [-]
only a nuke? well id say keep going.
#167127 - That would work. Don't see how it would be such a bad thing to…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#167129 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
I love guitars. Can't play one, but I really dig their models, the different noises, and just overall guitar stuff.
#167125 - There's a pick guard on it, but I think it's just glued on, so…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#167126 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
That really hurted me when I read that you would rip it off. I'm gonna go masturbate and forget that I read that.


Alternatively, you can just leave it and cover it with the painters tape. Or after she finishes painting the body and it's dry, cover the body with the tape and paint something else on the pick guard.
User avatar #167127 - ishallsmiteyou (12/16/2014) [-]
That would work. Don't see how it would be such a bad thing to just rip it off, it's a cheap Academy hunk of shit.
#167129 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
I love guitars. Can't play one, but I really dig their models, the different noises, and just overall guitar stuff.
#167117 - Making it a canvas for a buddy of mine, she's a decent artist …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#167122 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
Ah yes, I see. Depending on what the guitar has on it, you might need to take off a few things. Other than that, just take off the strings and cover the fingerboard, bridge, etc with the blue painters tape. I'm going to take a guess and say that your acoustic doesn't have a pick guard so you should only really need to cover the bridge and fingerboard. After that just grab sand paper and sand off the clear coat. It shouldn't be shiny and smooth. It should feel like, well, wood. Check the grit of sand paper. Go for 120 grit and move on to 220.

Alternatively, I've seen some people use a scotch brite to just remove the clear coating.

Basically all you really need to do is:
-Remove strings.
-Cover the fret board and bridge parts so paint doesn't get on them.
-Remove the clear coat gloss with sand paper/ scotch brite.
-Paint away.
User avatar #167125 - ishallsmiteyou (12/16/2014) [-]
There's a pick guard on it, but I think it's just glued on, so I suppose I could just rip it off. Not like I'm worried about the finish.
#167126 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
That really hurted me when I read that you would rip it off. I'm gonna go masturbate and forget that I read that.


Alternatively, you can just leave it and cover it with the painters tape. Or after she finishes painting the body and it's dry, cover the body with the tape and paint something else on the pick guard.
User avatar #167127 - ishallsmiteyou (12/16/2014) [-]
That would work. Don't see how it would be such a bad thing to just rip it off, it's a cheap Academy hunk of shit.
#167129 - confusedasian (12/16/2014) [-]
I love guitars. Can't play one, but I really dig their models, the different noises, and just overall guitar stuff.
#25 - Mother's dying of lupus and schleroderma, father got laid off … 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0

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User avatar #90 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Hi! I hope you have a great night, and a fantastic day tomorrow!
User avatar #89 to #88 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #86 - breadposter (10/12/2014) [-]
Just making sure,
I'm using the gp-5 filter that came with the mask
It says 357-2-88
That means it was made in 88 and is safe, right?
User avatar #87 to #86 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
there's a 99 percent chance that it's fine.
User avatar #83 to #82 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
yaaaay, it finally arrived!
#75 - ruggerpugger (06/05/2014) [-]
Sorry for ****** camera quality, it's an iphone lol

Left is from 1940, right is from 1939
User avatar #77 to #76 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
2 to 15 bucks for the bronze one, 600 if you're lucky for the other although I don't have a 1940 minted price so I'm basing that on the 39 and the 41, just finding the middle ground.
#73 - Cyopathic (06/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for the thumb support.
User avatar #74 to #73 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
no problem
#72 - ruggerpugger (04/04/2014) [-]
End of the adapter
#70 - ruggerpugger (01/28/2014) [-]
Could you tell me what kind of bullet this is?
User avatar #71 to #70 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
looks to me like a 7.62mm to me.
#65 to #64 - ruggerpugger (12/16/2013) [-]
**ruggerpugger rolls 15**
User avatar #67 to #66 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
ha ha ha. very funny. By the way, tell your mom that I said thanks again for inviting me to East Side Mario's tomorrow.
#68 to #67 - ruggerpugger (12/17/2013) [-]
I did
User avatar #69 to #68 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
thanks, man. It'll be dee ******* licious
User avatar #59 - supersonicman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#60 to #59 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
No problemo. Take this epic wallpaper.
User avatar #61 to #60 - supersonicman (11/16/2013) [-]
Thanks for the wall paper =D
User avatar #62 to #61 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
No problem, man
User avatar #55 - tavafanduvill (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it.
User avatar #56 to #55 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
No problemo, man.
User avatar #57 to #56 - tavafanduvill (11/15/2013) [-]
I have to thank you again for thumbing up my content today. So far no one has earned two thanks from me. This makes you especially awesome.
#58 to #57 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Again, no problemo. Have this.
User avatar #49 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #49 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
**** you.
User avatar #51 to #50 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #51 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
stop it
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User avatar #45 - silverzepher (10/28/2013) [-]
just wondering if you miss clicked on my content or where just trying to stop me from sinking?
User avatar #46 to #45 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
I saw a tear in your bow, so I filled it with chewing gum.
User avatar #47 to #46 - silverzepher (10/28/2013) [-]
well thank you. you are a good, man. may the banhammer fall upon your foes, and may your alies stand at your back so than none may defeat you.
#48 to #47 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Long days and pleasant nights be to you.
User avatar #38 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
What can I give you for 50 of those RITS?
User avatar #39 to #38 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
I have a ton of souls
User avatar #40 to #39 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
actually make it 80 RITS
User avatar #41 to #40 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't do items.
User avatar #42 to #41 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
Yes you do now give me your RITS
User avatar #43 to #42 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
NEVER
also why is your avatar the cowbell guy from Blue Oyster Cult's SNL session?
User avatar #44 to #43 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
because he's ******* brutal
#35 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
why fallout 3?
User avatar #37 to #36 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/13/2013) [-]
do you not like fallout
User avatar #33 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
South Park did an episode on the Zim Zam
User avatar #34 to #33 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
haha.
User avatar #31 - adcfproductions (10/09/2013) [-]
Thanks for the tumbs up man!
User avatar #32 to #31 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
no problemo.
User avatar #28 - zombiestookmybike (09/04/2013) [-]
thank you for the thumb on my OC!

attempting to personally thank everyone, not sure how long i can keep this up

that's what he said
#29 to #28 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
take this.
take this.
#30 to #29 - zombiestookmybike (09/04/2013) [-]
i don't really know what to do with this but thank you
i don't really know what to do with this but thank you
User avatar #24 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
hey hongtonggobblenuts, how's quebec?
PS. my dad got a job!
User avatar #25 to #24 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm leaving in 2 days.

Congrats, what kind of job?
User avatar #26 to #25 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
tech support, and he works from home. $12.00 an hour. Oh, and want to come to the apartment tomorrow?
User avatar #27 to #26 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
Awesome!

Dude... Quebec
User avatar #18 - blobbanned (08/01/2013) [-]
I stickied your comment on my content.
It was full of whimsy so I couldn't resist.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks, I guess.
User avatar #20 to #19 - blobbanned (08/02/2013) [-]
Enjoy the thumbs, I see its the number 1 comment : D
User avatar #21 to #20 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
thanks, man
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