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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#17 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2014 on lordmaddie's profile 0
User avatar #18 - lordmaddie (01/19/2014) [-]
>///> oh you silly sausage
User avatar #19 - irwincardozo (01/19/2014) [-]
no you silly sausage
#42 - some penis  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Teach Them While They're Young +2
User avatar #43 - lizardnigger (01/18/2014) [-]
>went to secondary school and made friends with this asian kid
>armpit hair and mustache at 12
>beard at 13
>cunt
#36 - im 27 and i dont have armpit hair either im not compl…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Teach Them While They're Young 0
User avatar #41 - lizardnigger (01/18/2014) [-]
do you even penis
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
some penis
User avatar #43 - lizardnigger (01/18/2014) [-]
>went to secondary school and made friends with this asian kid
>armpit hair and mustache at 12
>beard at 13
>cunt
#1187 - what happened? 01/18/2014 on tardaasa's profile 0
#4692604 - I'm breaking a sweat it's alright  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4692607 - bjarnikjarni (01/18/2014) [-]
oh varg, you so crazy
#16325 - IM GOING TO GYM NOW K  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16326 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Baby come back. You can blame it all on me
#7492794 - AWWWW HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 01/18/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#16323 - baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16324 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm on a tablet and it won't let me request friends :/
User avatar #16325 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
IM GOING TO GYM NOW K
#16326 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Baby come back. You can blame it all on me
#16321 - im playing vid games atm how come no one invites me f… 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16318 - not as loud as my t-shirt atm  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16319 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i wish i was at home playing video games
#16321 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
im playing vid games atm

how come no one invites me for parties?? why mom! why?! ;_;
#16317 - yes that wouldn't be the catholic thing to do wanna p…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16320 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i came here for free pies! i want a pie in me nao!
#16327 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Ay bb. Hes gone now. I'll give you that cream pie.
User avatar #16328 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
WHOA DUDE. not like that!

but if we are proceeding then i'd like a cherry on top
#16314 - i rub yo feet with peebutt butter k <3  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16316 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
the music is too loud
User avatar #16318 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
not as loud as my t-shirt atm
User avatar #16319 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i wish i was at home playing video games
#16321 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
im playing vid games atm

how come no one invites me for parties?? why mom! why?! ;_;
#16313 - i means goochie buying chloroform, banana's and a pet…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16315 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
but i dont wanna knock you out and take advantage of you!
User avatar #16317 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
yes that wouldn't be the catholic thing to do

wanna parise Allah for a bit?
User avatar #16320 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i came here for free pies! i want a pie in me nao!
#16327 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Ay bb. Hes gone now. I'll give you that cream pie.
User avatar #16328 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
WHOA DUDE. not like that!

but if we are proceeding then i'd like a cherry on top
#16310 - jeez louise that's a nice dress you're wearing …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16311 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
dafuq is a goohie and howd u know i was wearin a dress. should i go home? is kinda creeped out, nawmean.
User avatar #16313 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
i means goochie

buying chloroform, banana's and a pet chimpanzee later tonight :3

get that dress off, homie
User avatar #16315 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
but i dont wanna knock you out and take advantage of you!
User avatar #16317 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
yes that wouldn't be the catholic thing to do

wanna parise Allah for a bit?
User avatar #16320 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i came here for free pies! i want a pie in me nao!
#16327 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Ay bb. Hes gone now. I'll give you that cream pie.
User avatar #16328 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
WHOA DUDE. not like that!

but if we are proceeding then i'd like a cherry on top
User avatar #16312 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
my feet hurt.
User avatar #16314 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
i rub yo feet with peebutt butter k <3
User avatar #16316 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
the music is too loud
User avatar #16318 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
not as loud as my t-shirt atm
User avatar #16319 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i wish i was at home playing video games
#16321 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
im playing vid games atm

how come no one invites me for parties?? why mom! why?! ;_;
#257 - u r mi sunshine, k 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#255 - dis nice pi k  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#253 - can you apply some lotion on my back?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#251 - well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#249 - mama dont let me eat gluten  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#247 - wut  [+] (10 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#245 - no but im just trying to look cool i just …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
User avatar #247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#243 - sori im bizi biing weed  [+] (14 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #244 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
YOU SMOKE WEED?!
User avatar #245 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no but im just trying to look cool


i just woke up, im applying some body lotion on my bod
User avatar #246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
User avatar #247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#240 - no iz okay... i gess  [+] (16 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #242 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
u chenge yerrs k?
User avatar #243 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
sori im bizi biing weed
User avatar #244 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
YOU SMOKE WEED?!
User avatar #245 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no but im just trying to look cool


i just woke up, im applying some body lotion on my bod
User avatar #246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
User avatar #247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#230 - it's time to change your profile pic  [+] (18 new replies) 01/17/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #233 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
is dis one not gud enough or wayyt
User avatar #240 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no iz okay... i gess
User avatar #242 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
u chenge yerrs k?
User avatar #243 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
sori im bizi biing weed
User avatar #244 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
YOU SMOKE WEED?!
User avatar #245 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no but im just trying to look cool


i just woke up, im applying some body lotion on my bod
User avatar #246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
User avatar #247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
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User avatar #16561 - theassmancometh (12/19/2014) [-]
You refuse to enlighten me so I am forced to call you a terrorist, racist, coward and bid you an everlasting adeiu!! Burn in hell
User avatar #16562 to #16561 - irwincardozo (21 hours ago) [-]
babe, please
User avatar #16560 - theassmancometh (12/18/2014) [-]
Enlighten me: I don't understand you damn Indians and your stupid ******* government. What are they protecting? You're sitting around while your neighbors are being slaughtered. Tell me what your national pride is? If the government gave a **** , all willing men and all poor would be up in arms fighting the ******* islamists. If Mexico was full of Islamists, that ideology would be almost dead by the trigger fingers of patriots like me. Fight your asses east and America will come fight alongside you and eradicate these scum. Then we can work together in the east and defeat these ******* commie chinks and ruskies. God bless the you and god bless America. Dododododododododododo
User avatar #16556 - theassmancometh (12/13/2014) [-]
Give me one good reason why you haven't applied for American citizenchip yet?

My protest against my 25 year old virgin sister and her 30 year old hick boyfriend is getting weak. I wish I was joking.
User avatar #16557 to #16556 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
let me marry you and then i'll become a true american girl
User avatar #16559 to #16557 - theassmancometh (12/16/2014) [-]
Typical weak Indian scam tactic. I bid you Adieu!!
User avatar #16555 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
hey faggot
User avatar #16558 to #16555 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
supp neegroh
User avatar #16554 - theassmancometh (12/10/2014) [-]
Justice! I demand justice! This brown man named "Irwin" allegedly raped and killed my son. I demand compensation from his government and statements from his family!
User avatar #16550 - nigalthornberry (11/26/2014) [-]
Hi It's been a while since I've said something to you
User avatar #16552 to #16551 - nigalthornberry (11/26/2014) [-]
Im good ***** how you?
User avatar #16553 to #16552 - irwincardozo (11/26/2014) [-]
im alright man, just some office work here and there
User avatar #16548 - theassmancometh (11/13/2014) [-]
YES. WE ARE HAPPY WITH OUR INTERNET SERVICE.

Please tell your brothers, cousins and friend to stop trying to scam old people on the pretense of slow internet. I've cursed out 3 Indians this week alone.

GET A REAL JOB, AAZIM!!
User avatar #16544 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
ayyy
User avatar #16545 to #16544 - irwincardozo (11/01/2014) [-]
hello homie, how are you
User avatar #16549 to #16545 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
yoo how that life *****
User avatar #16547 to #16545 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
wats good *****
#16543 - cjsixtyseven (10/28/2014) [-]
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
User avatar #16541 - theassmancometh (10/24/2014) [-]
O India! Our home and native land! True Shria law in all thy sons command! With glowing hearts we see the rise of ISIL, strong and brown. From far and wide, O India, we stand on guard for thee! God keep our land glorious and free. O India we embed terrorists for thee. O India! We embed terrorists, **** thee!
User avatar #16546 to #16541 - irwincardozo (11/01/2014) [-]
HOWS LIFE MAH MAN!
User avatar #16540 - theassmancometh (10/23/2014) [-]
Michael Zehaf-Bibeau

What is your relationship with him? CNN reports per credible sources: "Irwin is a the third cousin of the suspected Jihadist. He has declined further comments"

Wtf are you holding out? Why would your third cousin that you've never met Jihad in Canada? What are your ISIS connections, MR. Cardozo?
User avatar #16539 - theassmancometh (10/18/2014) [-]
Please tell me I have been trolled... I recieved a PM saying you joined the Islamic State. Is that why haven't been answering my emails?! I though you were a pure Catholic...
User avatar #16538 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
get new profile pic fag
User avatar #16528 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
don't let the fame blind you. -Elias
User avatar #16529 to #16528 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
wait waht
User avatar #16530 to #16529 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
elias told me to tell it to you
before he had his surgery
User avatar #16531 to #16530 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
oh, whats wrong with him?
User avatar #16532 to #16531 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
braintumor, they don't know if it's a cancer tumor or not
User avatar #16533 to #16532 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
what the ******* **** are you serious?
User avatar #16535 to #16533 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
im his friend fyi
User avatar #16534 to #16533 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah, he told me to leave some messages to people
inluding you and mark
User avatar #16536 to #16534 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
man, i hope he's fine
User avatar #16537 to #16536 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
same do i
#16542 to #16537 - lefiddlesticks (10/24/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Is Elias kill?
User avatar #16525 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
ayyyy ****** was good
#16522 - warioteam ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
lol some fagot dont like your comics
User avatar #16523 to #16522 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
ahh... good old optimos
User avatar #16526 to #16523 - optimos (09/28/2014) [-]
Dude, sorry if you're offended **** you warioteam
Your comics in 2012 were the best on the Internet but our mistake was to move to Memecenter in 2013. My comics went to awful **** too.
Again, sorry if I offended you
User avatar #16524 to #16523 - warioteam ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
yep
what a fag
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User avatar #16516 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
oi young nig was good
User avatar #16517 to #16516 - irwincardozo (09/07/2014) [-]
********* ... im good.. how are you?
User avatar #16518 to #16517 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
ayy lmao how is sand life still slaving it out?
User avatar #16520 to #16519 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
wats up good nig tell me your life
#16515 to #16514 - irwincardozo (08/30/2014) [-]
wanna cop a feel?
User avatar #16511 - theassmancometh (08/22/2014) [-]
I want to know what love is, Irwin... I want you to show me...

I want to feel what love is, Irwin... I know you can show me..
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