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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
Last Login:7/30/2014
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#16332 - ***honk***  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16333 - dalgaard (01/19/2014) [-]
#19 - no you silly sausage 01/19/2014 on lordmaddie's profile 0
#17 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2014 on lordmaddie's profile 0
User avatar #18 - lordmaddie (01/19/2014) [-]
>///> oh you silly sausage
User avatar #19 - irwincardozo (01/19/2014) [-]
no you silly sausage
#42 - some penis  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Teach Them While They're Young +2
User avatar #43 - lizardnigger (01/18/2014) [-]
>went to secondary school and made friends with this asian kid
>armpit hair and mustache at 12
>beard at 13
>cunt
#36 - im 27 and i dont have armpit hair either im not compl…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Teach Them While They're Young 0
User avatar #41 - lizardnigger (01/18/2014) [-]
do you even penis
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
some penis
User avatar #43 - lizardnigger (01/18/2014) [-]
>went to secondary school and made friends with this asian kid
>armpit hair and mustache at 12
>beard at 13
>cunt
#1187 - what happened? 01/18/2014 on tardaasa's profile 0
#4692604 - I'm breaking a sweat it's alright  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4692607 - bjarnikjarni (01/18/2014) [-]
oh varg, you so crazy
#16325 - IM GOING TO GYM NOW K  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16326 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Baby come back. You can blame it all on me
#7492794 - AWWWW HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 01/18/2014 on retard forum 0
#16323 - baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16324 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm on a tablet and it won't let me request friends :/
User avatar #16325 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
IM GOING TO GYM NOW K
#16326 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Baby come back. You can blame it all on me
#16321 - im playing vid games atm how come no one invites me f… 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16318 - not as loud as my t-shirt atm  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16319 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i wish i was at home playing video games
#16321 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
im playing vid games atm

how come no one invites me for parties?? why mom! why?! ;_;
#16317 - yes that wouldn't be the catholic thing to do wanna p…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16320 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i came here for free pies! i want a pie in me nao!
#16327 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Ay bb. Hes gone now. I'll give you that cream pie.
User avatar #16328 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
WHOA DUDE. not like that!

but if we are proceeding then i'd like a cherry on top
#16314 - i rub yo feet with peebutt butter k <3  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16316 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
the music is too loud
User avatar #16318 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
not as loud as my t-shirt atm
User avatar #16319 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i wish i was at home playing video games
#16321 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
im playing vid games atm

how come no one invites me for parties?? why mom! why?! ;_;
#16313 - i means goochie buying chloroform, banana's and a pet…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16315 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
but i dont wanna knock you out and take advantage of you!
User avatar #16317 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
yes that wouldn't be the catholic thing to do

wanna parise Allah for a bit?
User avatar #16320 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i came here for free pies! i want a pie in me nao!
#16327 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Ay bb. Hes gone now. I'll give you that cream pie.
User avatar #16328 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
WHOA DUDE. not like that!

but if we are proceeding then i'd like a cherry on top
#16310 - jeez louise that's a nice dress you're wearing …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16311 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
dafuq is a goohie and howd u know i was wearin a dress. should i go home? is kinda creeped out, nawmean.
User avatar #16313 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
i means goochie

buying chloroform, banana's and a pet chimpanzee later tonight :3

get that dress off, homie
User avatar #16315 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
but i dont wanna knock you out and take advantage of you!
User avatar #16317 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
yes that wouldn't be the catholic thing to do

wanna parise Allah for a bit?
User avatar #16320 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i came here for free pies! i want a pie in me nao!
#16327 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Ay bb. Hes gone now. I'll give you that cream pie.
User avatar #16328 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
WHOA DUDE. not like that!

but if we are proceeding then i'd like a cherry on top
User avatar #16312 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
my feet hurt.
User avatar #16314 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
i rub yo feet with peebutt butter k <3
User avatar #16316 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
the music is too loud
User avatar #16318 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
not as loud as my t-shirt atm
User avatar #16319 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i wish i was at home playing video games
#16321 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
im playing vid games atm

how come no one invites me for parties?? why mom! why?! ;_;
#257 - u r mi sunshine, k 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#255 - dis nice pi k  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#253 - can you apply some lotion on my back?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#251 - well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#249 - mama dont let me eat gluten  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#247 - wut  [+] (10 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#245 - no but im just trying to look cool i just …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
User avatar #247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#243 - sori im bizi biing weed  [+] (14 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #244 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
YOU SMOKE WEED?!
User avatar #245 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no but im just trying to look cool


i just woke up, im applying some body lotion on my bod
User avatar #246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
User avatar #247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#240 - no iz okay... i gess  [+] (16 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
User avatar #242 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
u chenge yerrs k?
User avatar #243 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
sori im bizi biing weed
User avatar #244 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
YOU SMOKE WEED?!
User avatar #245 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no but im just trying to look cool


i just woke up, im applying some body lotion on my bod
User avatar #246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
User avatar #247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
User avatar #249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
User avatar #250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar #251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar #252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar #254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar #256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar #257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
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User avatar #16503 - westsideluigi (07/26/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeee.
User avatar #16504 to #16503 - irwincardozo (07/27/2014) [-]
hows it going bro?
User avatar #16505 to #16504 - westsideluigi (07/28/2014) [-]
Nottthing much broo.
Same old, same old.

How's it going with you?

Kesa hai? :3
User avatar #16501 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
faggggott
User avatar #16500 - countmorgan (07/17/2014) [-]
I remember you, tell me you're coming back to items, you were always such a joy to see.
#16499 - metalheadnv (07/10/2014) [-]
sup brah, any oc coming up?
User avatar #16506 to #16499 - irwincardozo (14 hours ago) [-]
yo man! hows everything?
User avatar #16508 to #16506 - metalheadnv (13 hours ago) [-]
as i see u must be super bus with work....i havent recieved pms of OC in a long time
User avatar #16507 to #16506 - metalheadnv (13 hours ago) [-]
everythings allright thinking about profession i should get xD

btw im in the items slavery again just collected all weed lel
User avatar #16492 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
oi baby
User avatar #16493 to #16492 - irwincardozo (07/07/2014) [-]
supp neegro
User avatar #16494 to #16493 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #16495 to #16494 - irwincardozo (07/07/2014) [-]
work man, lots and lots of work
User avatar #16496 to #16495 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
damn why are you working soo much lol
User avatar #16497 to #16496 - irwincardozo (07/07/2014) [-]
i got a marketing research project on wednesday and shit's going to be fucked up if it's not done properly
User avatar #16498 to #16497 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
sheeet still living in india? you gotta go work somewhere in Europe magners
User avatar #16486 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
omg irwinnnnnnnnnnn
User avatar #16487 to #16486 - irwincardozo (07/04/2014) [-]
omg red test
User avatar #16489 to #16487 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
yooo how is the life? and you better reply you fuckn sand nigger
User avatar #16490 to #16489 - irwincardozo (07/04/2014) [-]
sorry i was in a meeting, lifes good.. just really busy with work.. how have you been?
User avatar #16491 to #16490 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
life is ok i guess lol and in a meeting? sheeeet
User avatar #16488 to #16487 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
admon gave it to me today nigga you know you have color txt items right lol?
#16485 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
ok ok ok im a bully give me your items now
ok ok ok im a bully give me your items now
#16482 - dalgaard (06/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#16483 to #16482 - irwincardozo (06/24/2014) [-]
hey secksi
hey secksi
#16484 to #16483 - dalgaard (06/24/2014) [-]
oh god... wtf
#16479 - wrekoj (06/18/2014) [-]
What ya been up to?
User avatar #16480 to #16479 - irwincardozo (06/18/2014) [-]
lots of work man.. like TONS of work.. dont get time to do anything.. just gym and back home.. hows life treating you buddy?
User avatar #16481 to #16480 - wrekoj (06/18/2014) [-]
Its alright, been bit of a rough year but its starting to turn around a little.
User avatar #16476 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
faggggott
User avatar #16477 to #16476 - irwincardozo (06/15/2014) [-]
supp daog
User avatar #16478 to #16477 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
you how is the sandnigger life
#16475 - ghettograndpa (06/14/2014) [-]
wow you still exist

hi
User avatar #16474 - wrekoj (06/14/2014) [-]
PSSSTT....
User avatar #16472 to #16471 - irwincardozo (06/11/2014) [-]
holy sht man, how are you?
User avatar #16473 to #16472 - wrekoj (06/11/2014) [-]
Doin good man. What about you?
#16469 - dalgaard (06/01/2014) [-]
Show me da lovin'
User avatar #16470 to #16469 - luluwho (06/08/2014) [-]
Hi dal
User avatar #16471 - ied (05/12/2014) [-]
oh hi
can i buy fj points please
User avatar #16472 to #16471 - irwincardozo (05/14/2014) [-]
send gf, take points
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User avatar #16463 - theassmancometh ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Happy Easter, Carlos.
User avatar #16464 to #16463 - irwincardozo (04/20/2014) [-]
wish you the same mah man, how'd the interview go?
User avatar #16466 to #16464 - theassmancometh ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
How much training do you need to move pallets and load trucks? I guess its a legal issue for them tho.
User avatar #16468 to #16466 - irwincardozo (04/20/2014) [-]
you require a certain qualification for that kind of job??
User avatar #16469 to #16468 - theassmancometh ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
You need experience and references for every damn job these days.... Nothing lined up yet, I'm still submitting (bullshitted) resumes daily for warehouse and trucking jobs. I'm hoping on a good guy employer to call and give me a break one of these days
User avatar #16465 to #16464 - theassmancometh ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I lied for my experience on the resume so not so well. They weren't looking for treinees.
User avatar #16467 to #16465 - irwincardozo (04/20/2014) [-]
well that's a bummer, any other interviews lined up??
User avatar #16433 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
fuckn feg
User avatar #16435 to #16433 - irwincardozo (04/14/2014) [-]
hi neegro
User avatar #16436 to #16435 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
yo mangers where dem pics at ?
User avatar #16437 to #16436 - irwincardozo (04/14/2014) [-]
wut pics u want now?
User avatar #16439 to #16437 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
and that hot gf
User avatar #16438 to #16437 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
new pics of you neeegrow
#16442 to #16438 - irwincardozo (04/16/2014) [-]
take it you slut
User avatar #16446 to #16445 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
where dem lady pics of your gf? hueueheuehee
User avatar #16447 to #16446 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
shit i got no gf tho
User avatar #16448 to #16447 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
wtf i thought you were going out with that one french girl? the one i saw on facebook a long time ago lol
User avatar #16449 to #16448 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
we like broke up because she was annoying as hell
User avatar #16450 to #16449 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL tell me bro
User avatar #16451 to #16450 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
fo'realsies man... plus she was kinda fat and i dont like fat girls
User avatar #16452 to #16451 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL so no gf right now? the struggle is real why dont you get a new one?
User avatar #16453 to #16452 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
because bitches be cray bubba
User avatar #16454 to #16453 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 to #16454 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 to #16455 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16443 to #16442 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
ohhh god yes i love seeing my sand nigger!
ohhh god yes i love seeing my sand nigger!
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#16434 to #16432 - irwincardozo (04/14/2014) [-]
does he hate donuts too?
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