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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
Last Login:7/28/2014
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#34 - *wink*  [+] (8 new replies) 02/28/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
User avatar #35 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
O-orly?
User avatar #36 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #37 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
I see. Hai :3
User avatar #38 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
nothing much, you?
User avatar #39 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
umwat. I said Hai, not what's up but um okay. I'm about to play borderlands with some /b/ros
User avatar #40 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
woman don't argue with me.. i still need to finish that game.. i play b2 alone cause im poor
User avatar #41 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright. Want to join me?
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
am i too late?
#16387 - does my physique please you?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16388 - chewieisthebest (02/25/2014) [-]
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
#16385 - hold me whore  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16386 - chewieisthebest (02/25/2014) [-]
yo bro i love ya
#16387 - irwincardozo (02/25/2014) [-]
does my physique please you?
#16388 - chewieisthebest (02/25/2014) [-]
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
#16382 - WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BIZ FOR ONCE?!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16383 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF DOCTOR LIPSCHITZ CROTCH FOR ONCE. HOE.
#16380 - well he doesnt judge me like you do when im in the bed waiting for you  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16381 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
Well maybe if you get that nose job I suggested 1000 times, I'll find you attractive again.
User avatar #16382 - irwincardozo (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BIZ FOR ONCE?!
User avatar #16383 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF DOCTOR LIPSCHITZ CROTCH FOR ONCE. HOE.
#66 - it was a good show 02/24/2014 on But Beauty is in the Eye of... +6
#16377 - thank you my love  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16378 - dalgaard (02/23/2014) [-]
You're welcome <3
#12 - wut? 02/22/2014 on Cannibs 0
#1329 - you okay, babe?  [+] (14 new replies) 02/21/2014 on dalgaard's profile 0
User avatar #1330 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
I dunno man.. I gotta get in higher spirits
#1331 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Hang in there man.
#1332 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
#YOU DONT KNOW ME. YOU DONT KNOW MY STORY
#1333 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Nope, i'm just some guy you summoned.
But you are sad, why are you sad?
#1334 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
Do you really wanna know? Do you really care? -Long story
#1335 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Man, i'm all ears, go ahead
#1336 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
Just gonna copy the comment i wrote a couple of days ago:

..So this is the story about how my last 3 days of skiing turned to shit:

It had been a beautiful week with lovely weather and great snow, but on the 3ird last day we stopped up on the middle of the hill because we heard a woman fall behind us. A man obviously came to help her from behind as she looked like she was in pain, but he took an even worse fall and we had to phone the helicopter-medics. The guy gets picked up and put in the helicopter and it flies up 15 meters (without closing the shuttle) and the engine just suddenly dies (as if there had been an EMP or some weird shit) and started to fall. The guy then falls out and dies..

Then the 2nd last day I took a jump from the off-pist, as the retard i am, usually do. The jump had a shitty shape which my face and body found out as i face-planted the snow and fucked up my shoulder. That resulted in me being unable to skii the last day which was supposed to be the best day of them all according to weather. And may i note it hurts as fuck.

The last day is the worst though. I sit at home 9 o'clock my dad calls me and i get informed that my mom has broken something in her back on the first ride of the day and they are at the hospital. Cool shit. I just sit here and cant do a fucking thing. She has to be shipped home in 2 days lying down in an air-craft and i cant even be with her or nothing. We are driving home tomorrow and we cant do shit about it.. These last 3 days has just been fucked up...

- and then in adition to that my best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends niece died too + my oldest cousin in England just got diagnosed with cancer..
#1337 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Awe man.... i'm so sorry to hear that.
Life can really hit you hard sometimes. The best thing to do is to just keep going, do what you need to, and hang out with friends and family.
#1338 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
The weird thing about this is that theres never really happend anything traumatic in my life before. And it all just hit at the same 3-4 days.

..It's hard man..
#1339 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Yea, life can be unpredictable.
It will get better though, the next time you go skiing i can guarantee it will be better than this time.
Eventually you will be an old man, and realized you've lived a great life.
User avatar #1341 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
thx for the support tho
#1343 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
anytime
#1340 - dalgaard (02/21/2014) [-]
Wow dude
#1342 - spirits (02/21/2014) [-]
Sorry, im not really a speaker
#16372 - i just come home from a business trip. to this??!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16373 - dalgaard (02/20/2014) [-]
Even more happend bro... My best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends nieces died too..

+ my oldest cousin in England has been diagnosed with cancer
#4802777 - ily 2 bebz 02/20/2014 on Play items 0
#150 - Eiad  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Productivity In A Time Of Need 0
User avatar #213 - eiad (02/10/2014) [-]
irwincardozo
#16368 - im okay... a bit tired  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16369 - chewieisthebest (02/10/2014) [-]
how is work buddy? and how is that gf?
#16366 - hi pleb  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16367 - chewieisthebest (02/10/2014) [-]
why sooo sand nigger?
User avatar #16368 - irwincardozo (02/10/2014) [-]
im okay... a bit tired
User avatar #16369 - chewieisthebest (02/10/2014) [-]
how is work buddy? and how is that gf?
#16363 - the bible beat science last night *hi5* nikkuh  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#14529 - i want a hug  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #14530 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
ok
#14527 - im trying to beat my high score of 6 atm  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #14528 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
follow your dreams
User avatar #14529 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
i want a hug
User avatar #14530 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
ok
#14525 - people like these deserve to be fired i mean, i was j…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2014 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #14526 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
you could've been playing something better tho
User avatar #14527 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
im trying to beat my high score of 6 atm
User avatar #14528 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
follow your dreams
User avatar #14529 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
i want a hug
User avatar #14530 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
ok
#14523 - well i was, till my boss shouted at me  [+] (7 new replies) 02/05/2014 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #14524 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
faggot
shouting at people who are resting
User avatar #14525 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
people like these deserve to be fired

i mean, i was just playing flappy bird and such
User avatar #14526 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
you could've been playing something better tho
User avatar #14527 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
im trying to beat my high score of 6 atm
User avatar #14528 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
follow your dreams
User avatar #14529 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
i want a hug
User avatar #14530 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
ok
#14521 - i'm at work, working  [+] (9 new replies) 02/05/2014 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #14522 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
you should be slacking off
User avatar #14523 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
well i was, till my boss shouted at me
User avatar #14524 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
faggot
shouting at people who are resting
User avatar #14525 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
people like these deserve to be fired

i mean, i was just playing flappy bird and such
User avatar #14526 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
you could've been playing something better tho
User avatar #14527 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
im trying to beat my high score of 6 atm
User avatar #14528 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
follow your dreams
User avatar #14529 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
i want a hug
User avatar #14530 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
ok
#14519 - bitch, you stupid whats up  [+] (11 new replies) 02/05/2014 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #14520 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
no
listening to music, you?
User avatar #14521 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
i'm at work, working
User avatar #14522 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
you should be slacking off
User avatar #14523 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
well i was, till my boss shouted at me
User avatar #14524 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
faggot
shouting at people who are resting
User avatar #14525 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
people like these deserve to be fired

i mean, i was just playing flappy bird and such
User avatar #14526 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
you could've been playing something better tho
User avatar #14527 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
im trying to beat my high score of 6 atm
User avatar #14528 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
follow your dreams
User avatar #14529 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
i want a hug
User avatar #14530 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
ok
#14517 - no items no more?  [+] (13 new replies) 02/05/2014 on ffffyou's profile 0
User avatar #14518 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #14519 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
bitch, you stupid

whats up
User avatar #14520 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
no
listening to music, you?
User avatar #14521 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
i'm at work, working
User avatar #14522 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
you should be slacking off
User avatar #14523 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
well i was, till my boss shouted at me
User avatar #14524 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
faggot
shouting at people who are resting
User avatar #14525 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
people like these deserve to be fired

i mean, i was just playing flappy bird and such
User avatar #14526 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
you could've been playing something better tho
User avatar #14527 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
im trying to beat my high score of 6 atm
User avatar #14528 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
follow your dreams
User avatar #14529 - irwincardozo (02/05/2014) [-]
i want a hug
User avatar #14530 - ffffyou (02/05/2014) [-]
ok
#4762858 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4762861 - jorgethemaster (02/04/2014) [-]
#161 - no need for that, my love 02/03/2014 on Debatable +2
#159 - sorry forgot to log in  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Debatable +2
User avatar #160 - timetravelzero (02/03/2014) [-]
Anytime, IrwinC. If I'd remembered it was you, I'd have cited you as the source.
User avatar #161 - irwincardozo (02/03/2014) [-]
no need for that, my love
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User avatar #16503 - westsideluigi (07/26/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeee.
User avatar #16504 to #16503 - irwincardozo (07/27/2014) [-]
hows it going bro?
User avatar #16505 to #16504 - westsideluigi (17 hours ago) [-]
Nottthing much broo.
Same old, same old.

How's it going with you?

Kesa hai? :3
User avatar #16501 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
faggggott
User avatar #16500 - countmorgan ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I remember you, tell me you're coming back to items, you were always such a joy to see.
#16499 - metalheadnv (07/10/2014) [-]
sup brah, any oc coming up?
User avatar #16492 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
oi baby
User avatar #16493 to #16492 - irwincardozo (07/07/2014) [-]
supp neegro
User avatar #16494 to #16493 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #16495 to #16494 - irwincardozo (07/07/2014) [-]
work man, lots and lots of work
User avatar #16496 to #16495 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
damn why are you working soo much lol
User avatar #16497 to #16496 - irwincardozo (07/07/2014) [-]
i got a marketing research project on wednesday and shit's going to be fucked up if it's not done properly
User avatar #16498 to #16497 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
sheeet still living in india? you gotta go work somewhere in Europe magners
User avatar #16486 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
omg irwinnnnnnnnnnn
User avatar #16487 to #16486 - irwincardozo (07/04/2014) [-]
omg red test
User avatar #16489 to #16487 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
yooo how is the life? and you better reply you fuckn sand nigger
User avatar #16490 to #16489 - irwincardozo (07/04/2014) [-]
sorry i was in a meeting, lifes good.. just really busy with work.. how have you been?
User avatar #16491 to #16490 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
life is ok i guess lol and in a meeting? sheeeet
User avatar #16488 to #16487 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
admon gave it to me today nigga you know you have color txt items right lol?
#16485 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
ok ok ok im a bully give me your items now
ok ok ok im a bully give me your items now
#16482 - dalgaard (06/23/2014) [-]
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#16483 to #16482 - irwincardozo (06/24/2014) [-]
hey secksi
hey secksi
#16484 to #16483 - dalgaard (06/24/2014) [-]
oh god... wtf
#16479 - wrekoj (06/18/2014) [-]
What ya been up to?
User avatar #16480 to #16479 - irwincardozo (06/18/2014) [-]
lots of work man.. like TONS of work.. dont get time to do anything.. just gym and back home.. hows life treating you buddy?
User avatar #16481 to #16480 - wrekoj (06/18/2014) [-]
Its alright, been bit of a rough year but its starting to turn around a little.
User avatar #16476 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
faggggott
User avatar #16477 to #16476 - irwincardozo (06/15/2014) [-]
supp daog
User avatar #16478 to #16477 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
you how is the sandnigger life
#16475 - ghettograndpa (06/14/2014) [-]
wow you still exist

hi
User avatar #16474 - wrekoj (06/14/2014) [-]
PSSSTT....
User avatar #16472 to #16471 - irwincardozo (06/11/2014) [-]
holy sht man, how are you?
User avatar #16473 to #16472 - wrekoj (06/11/2014) [-]
Doin good man. What about you?
#16469 - dalgaard (06/01/2014) [-]
Show me da lovin'
User avatar #16470 to #16469 - luluwho (06/08/2014) [-]
Hi dal
User avatar #16471 - ied (05/12/2014) [-]
oh hi
can i buy fj points please
User avatar #16472 to #16471 - irwincardozo (05/14/2014) [-]
send gf, take points
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User avatar #16463 - theassmancometh ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Happy Easter, Carlos.
User avatar #16464 to #16463 - irwincardozo (04/20/2014) [-]
wish you the same mah man, how'd the interview go?
User avatar #16466 to #16464 - theassmancometh ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
How much training do you need to move pallets and load trucks? I guess its a legal issue for them tho.
User avatar #16468 to #16466 - irwincardozo (04/20/2014) [-]
you require a certain qualification for that kind of job??
User avatar #16469 to #16468 - theassmancometh ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
You need experience and references for every damn job these days.... Nothing lined up yet, I'm still submitting (bullshitted) resumes daily for warehouse and trucking jobs. I'm hoping on a good guy employer to call and give me a break one of these days
User avatar #16465 to #16464 - theassmancometh ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I lied for my experience on the resume so not so well. They weren't looking for treinees.
User avatar #16467 to #16465 - irwincardozo (04/20/2014) [-]
well that's a bummer, any other interviews lined up??
User avatar #16433 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
fuckn feg
User avatar #16435 to #16433 - irwincardozo (04/14/2014) [-]
hi neegro
User avatar #16436 to #16435 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
yo mangers where dem pics at ?
User avatar #16437 to #16436 - irwincardozo (04/14/2014) [-]
wut pics u want now?
User avatar #16439 to #16437 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
and that hot gf
User avatar #16438 to #16437 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
new pics of you neeegrow
#16442 to #16438 - irwincardozo (04/16/2014) [-]
take it you slut
User avatar #16446 to #16445 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
where dem lady pics of your gf? hueueheuehee
User avatar #16447 to #16446 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
shit i got no gf tho
User avatar #16448 to #16447 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
wtf i thought you were going out with that one french girl? the one i saw on facebook a long time ago lol
User avatar #16449 to #16448 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
we like broke up because she was annoying as hell
User avatar #16450 to #16449 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL tell me bro
User avatar #16451 to #16450 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
fo'realsies man... plus she was kinda fat and i dont like fat girls
User avatar #16452 to #16451 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL so no gf right now? the struggle is real why dont you get a new one?
User avatar #16453 to #16452 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
because bitches be cray bubba
User avatar #16454 to #16453 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 to #16454 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 to #16455 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16443 to #16442 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
ohhh god yes i love seeing my sand nigger!
ohhh god yes i love seeing my sand nigger!
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#16434 to #16432 - irwincardozo (04/14/2014) [-]
does he hate donuts too?
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