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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#16413 - wasn't helicopter dicking a 1999 thing?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16415 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
Some gurls dig retro.
User avatar #16416 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
oh btw, what happened to that post yesterday where all them girlies were posting their pics
User avatar #16417 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
legend has it hundreds of funnyjunkers furiously fapped themselves to death.
#16411 - i miss the old 2011-12 FJ days... good times man good times  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16414 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
The quadra squad .

Seanessy, Me, you, Eiad.

Those times on funnyjunk are legitimately one of the happiest points in my life. Coming on fj during that time and having a real group of friends i could be so casual with at my computer, really did get me through some hard times.
#16409 - awww yisss im always happy with you bb <3 for som…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16412 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]


You just gotta get out, meet a girl you like, lay on the moves, and impress the chick with the helicopter dick.
User avatar #16413 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
wasn't helicopter dicking a 1999 thing?
User avatar #16415 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
Some gurls dig retro.
User avatar #16416 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
oh btw, what happened to that post yesterday where all them girlies were posting their pics
User avatar #16417 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
legend has it hundreds of funnyjunkers furiously fapped themselves to death.
#16407 - im alright bro, i miss my ex gf immensely for some reason.. gu…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/23/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16410 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
This is got to be the first time ive logged into this account in at least half a year.

mmm that semi deep blue.
User avatar #16411 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
i miss the old 2011-12 FJ days... good times man good times
User avatar #16414 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
The quadra squad .

Seanessy, Me, you, Eiad.

Those times on funnyjunk are legitimately one of the happiest points in my life. Coming on fj during that time and having a real group of friends i could be so casual with at my computer, really did get me through some hard times.
User avatar #16408 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Shes out there. Waiting. She could be even masturbating.

Until then you have me
User avatar #16409 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
awww yisss im always happy with you bb <3

for some reason i think i've lost all game... i need to get out more
User avatar #16412 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]


You just gotta get out, meet a girl you like, lay on the moves, and impress the chick with the helicopter dick.
User avatar #16413 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
wasn't helicopter dicking a 1999 thing?
User avatar #16415 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
Some gurls dig retro.
User avatar #16416 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
oh btw, what happened to that post yesterday where all them girlies were posting their pics
User avatar #16417 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
legend has it hundreds of funnyjunkers furiously fapped themselves to death.
#16405 - hows life treating you?  [+] (12 new replies) 03/23/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16406 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Got a good job and moved. Planning on going back to school once everything gets settled and Lean and Johnathan feel comfortable alone.

How about you.
User avatar #16407 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
im alright bro, i miss my ex gf immensely for some reason.. guess i still got to find the perfect girl to replace her
User avatar #16410 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
This is got to be the first time ive logged into this account in at least half a year.

mmm that semi deep blue.
User avatar #16411 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
i miss the old 2011-12 FJ days... good times man good times
User avatar #16414 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
The quadra squad .

Seanessy, Me, you, Eiad.

Those times on funnyjunk are legitimately one of the happiest points in my life. Coming on fj during that time and having a real group of friends i could be so casual with at my computer, really did get me through some hard times.
User avatar #16408 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Shes out there. Waiting. She could be even masturbating.

Until then you have me
User avatar #16409 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
awww yisss im always happy with you bb <3

for some reason i think i've lost all game... i need to get out more
User avatar #16412 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]


You just gotta get out, meet a girl you like, lay on the moves, and impress the chick with the helicopter dick.
User avatar #16413 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
wasn't helicopter dicking a 1999 thing?
User avatar #16415 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
Some gurls dig retro.
User avatar #16416 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
oh btw, what happened to that post yesterday where all them girlies were posting their pics
User avatar #16417 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
legend has it hundreds of funnyjunkers furiously fapped themselves to death.
#16403 - i haven't hear someone say that to me in over a year :c  [+] (14 new replies) 03/23/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16404 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Well that makes it better
User avatar #16405 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
hows life treating you?
User avatar #16406 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Got a good job and moved. Planning on going back to school once everything gets settled and Lean and Johnathan feel comfortable alone.

How about you.
User avatar #16407 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
im alright bro, i miss my ex gf immensely for some reason.. guess i still got to find the perfect girl to replace her
User avatar #16410 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
This is got to be the first time ive logged into this account in at least half a year.

mmm that semi deep blue.
User avatar #16411 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
i miss the old 2011-12 FJ days... good times man good times
User avatar #16414 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
The quadra squad .

Seanessy, Me, you, Eiad.

Those times on funnyjunk are legitimately one of the happiest points in my life. Coming on fj during that time and having a real group of friends i could be so casual with at my computer, really did get me through some hard times.
User avatar #16408 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Shes out there. Waiting. She could be even masturbating.

Until then you have me
User avatar #16409 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
awww yisss im always happy with you bb <3

for some reason i think i've lost all game... i need to get out more
User avatar #16412 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]


You just gotta get out, meet a girl you like, lay on the moves, and impress the chick with the helicopter dick.
User avatar #16413 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
wasn't helicopter dicking a 1999 thing?
User avatar #16415 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
Some gurls dig retro.
User avatar #16416 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
oh btw, what happened to that post yesterday where all them girlies were posting their pics
User avatar #16417 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
legend has it hundreds of funnyjunkers furiously fapped themselves to death.
#112 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on itsthetie's profile 0
User avatar #113 - itsthetie (03/22/2014) [-]
#16400 - im playing Castlevania LOS2 atm... gonna finish that **…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16401 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Things going alright i guess.

Installing Thief at the moment. Time to check that shit out.
#16398 - im still waiting for it to come out for PC  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16399 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Game's great.

A bit easier than Dark Souls though.

Let me rephrase that. Less hard, lol.
User avatar #16400 - irwincardozo (03/20/2014) [-]
im playing Castlevania LOS2 atm... gonna finish that shit first, then finish MG Rising then gonna play DS2

how's you lately bbz?
User avatar #16401 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Things going alright i guess.

Installing Thief at the moment. Time to check that shit out.
#75 - good job with your latest comic  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2014 on itsthetie's profile 0
#77 - itsthetie (03/19/2014) [-]
holy shit, just realised what OC you've done, you're like a celebrity to me
User avatar #112 - irwincardozo (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #113 - itsthetie (03/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #76 - itsthetie (03/19/2014) [-]
thanks a lot!
#4830071 - i think imma buy the potato thing 03/14/2014 on Play items +1
#4830068 - JC he's expensive!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4830070 - mairon (03/14/2014) [-]
buy potato then. You can get like 50 for 500 points
User avatar #4830071 - irwincardozo (03/14/2014) [-]
i think imma buy the potato thing
#4830064 - any good items worth buying at the Auction house lately?  [+] (9 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4830069 - fables (03/14/2014) [-]
most of the best ones are completely gone, admin added them all and they sold.
there's 1 greagle left. the rest kinda suck
User avatar #4830072 - mairon (03/14/2014) [-]
you dont like #049?
User avatar #4830073 - fables (03/14/2014) [-]
I wanted him more than greagle, but couldn't get the extra 50k points. so I'm going to pretend he doesn't exist
#4830074 - mairon (03/14/2014) [-]
I think he's the coolest one
#4830067 - mairon (03/14/2014) [-]
or
#4830066 - mairon (03/14/2014) [-]
he's cool
User avatar #4830068 - irwincardozo (03/14/2014) [-]
JC he's expensive!
User avatar #4830070 - mairon (03/14/2014) [-]
buy potato then. You can get like 50 for 500 points
User avatar #4830071 - irwincardozo (03/14/2014) [-]
i think imma buy the potato thing
#4830057 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4830062 - mairon (03/14/2014) [-]
**mairon rolls 080,268,720** dubs for all your points
User avatar #4830063 - mairon (03/14/2014) [-]
so close
User avatar #4830058 - MrMysteriousMagic (03/14/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 19** dubs for all your fj points
#16396 - hey babe... looking good with all the pics and all the babes..… 03/12/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16393 - i did like 25 hours back... did you? 03/06/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16390 - present your request  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16391 - kosmojunk (03/03/2014) [-]
i would reeeaaaally like you to draw a cool 1920x1080 wallpaper with lots of cool stuff happening for example dolan and doge and stuff. And in the middle the name Sean Stars (my name)

I would be soooo thankful man!
#1482 - <3 babe 03/02/2014 on Who was the best member of FJ? 0
#1480 - i agree, i miss skjalg  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Who was the best member of FJ? +1
#1481 - skjalg (03/02/2014) [-]
IRWIN!
User avatar #1482 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
<3 babe
#42 - am i too late? 03/02/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
#642 - how tall are you man? 03/02/2014 on Admin Delivers 0
#40 - woman don't argue with me.. i still need to finish that game..…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
User avatar #41 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright. Want to join me?
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
am i too late?
#38 - nothing much, you?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
User avatar #39 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
umwat. I said Hai, not what's up but um okay. I'm about to play borderlands with some /b/ros
User avatar #40 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
woman don't argue with me.. i still need to finish that game.. i play b2 alone cause im poor
User avatar #41 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright. Want to join me?
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
am i too late?
#36 - ye  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
User avatar #37 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
I see. Hai :3
User avatar #38 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
nothing much, you?
User avatar #39 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
umwat. I said Hai, not what's up but um okay. I'm about to play borderlands with some /b/ros
User avatar #40 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
woman don't argue with me.. i still need to finish that game.. i play b2 alone cause im poor
User avatar #41 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright. Want to join me?
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
am i too late?
#34 - *wink*  [+] (8 new replies) 02/28/2014 on hellenkelller's profile 0
User avatar #35 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
O-orly?
User avatar #36 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #37 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
I see. Hai :3
User avatar #38 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
nothing much, you?
User avatar #39 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
umwat. I said Hai, not what's up but um okay. I'm about to play borderlands with some /b/ros
User avatar #40 - irwincardozo (02/28/2014) [-]
woman don't argue with me.. i still need to finish that game.. i play b2 alone cause im poor
User avatar #41 - hellenkelller (02/28/2014) [-]
Alright. Want to join me?
User avatar #42 - irwincardozo (03/02/2014) [-]
am i too late?
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User avatar #16561 - theassmancometh (12/19/2014) [-]
You refuse to enlighten me so I am forced to call you a terrorist, racist, coward and bid you an everlasting adeiu!! Burn in hell
User avatar #16560 - theassmancometh (12/18/2014) [-]
Enlighten me: I don't understand you damn Indians and your stupid ******* government. What are they protecting? You're sitting around while your neighbors are being slaughtered. Tell me what your national pride is? If the government gave a **** , all willing men and all poor would be up in arms fighting the ******* islamists. If Mexico was full of Islamists, that ideology would be almost dead by the trigger fingers of patriots like me. Fight your asses east and America will come fight alongside you and eradicate these scum. Then we can work together in the east and defeat these ******* commie chinks and ruskies. God bless the you and god bless America. Dododododododododododo
User avatar #16556 - theassmancometh (12/13/2014) [-]
Give me one good reason why you haven't applied for American citizenchip yet?

My protest against my 25 year old virgin sister and her 30 year old hick boyfriend is getting weak. I wish I was joking.
User avatar #16557 to #16556 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
let me marry you and then i'll become a true american girl
User avatar #16559 to #16557 - theassmancometh (12/16/2014) [-]
Typical weak Indian scam tactic. I bid you Adieu!!
User avatar #16555 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
hey faggot
User avatar #16558 to #16555 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
supp neegroh
User avatar #16554 - theassmancometh (12/10/2014) [-]
Justice! I demand justice! This brown man named "Irwin" allegedly raped and killed my son. I demand compensation from his government and statements from his family!
User avatar #16550 - nigalthornberry (11/26/2014) [-]
Hi It's been a while since I've said something to you
User avatar #16552 to #16551 - nigalthornberry (11/26/2014) [-]
Im good ***** how you?
User avatar #16553 to #16552 - irwincardozo (11/26/2014) [-]
im alright man, just some office work here and there
User avatar #16548 - theassmancometh (11/13/2014) [-]
YES. WE ARE HAPPY WITH OUR INTERNET SERVICE.

Please tell your brothers, cousins and friend to stop trying to scam old people on the pretense of slow internet. I've cursed out 3 Indians this week alone.

GET A REAL JOB, AAZIM!!
User avatar #16544 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
ayyy
User avatar #16545 to #16544 - irwincardozo (11/01/2014) [-]
hello homie, how are you
User avatar #16549 to #16545 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
yoo how that life *****
User avatar #16547 to #16545 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
wats good *****
#16543 - cjsixtyseven (10/28/2014) [-]
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
User avatar #16541 - theassmancometh (10/24/2014) [-]
O India! Our home and native land! True Shria law in all thy sons command! With glowing hearts we see the rise of ISIL, strong and brown. From far and wide, O India, we stand on guard for thee! God keep our land glorious and free. O India we embed terrorists for thee. O India! We embed terrorists, **** thee!
User avatar #16546 to #16541 - irwincardozo (11/01/2014) [-]
HOWS LIFE MAH MAN!
User avatar #16540 - theassmancometh (10/23/2014) [-]
Michael Zehaf-Bibeau

What is your relationship with him? CNN reports per credible sources: "Irwin is a the third cousin of the suspected Jihadist. He has declined further comments"

Wtf are you holding out? Why would your third cousin that you've never met Jihad in Canada? What are your ISIS connections, MR. Cardozo?
User avatar #16539 - theassmancometh (10/18/2014) [-]
Please tell me I have been trolled... I recieved a PM saying you joined the Islamic State. Is that why haven't been answering my emails?! I though you were a pure Catholic...
User avatar #16538 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
get new profile pic fag
User avatar #16528 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
don't let the fame blind you. -Elias
User avatar #16529 to #16528 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
wait waht
User avatar #16530 to #16529 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
elias told me to tell it to you
before he had his surgery
User avatar #16531 to #16530 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
oh, whats wrong with him?
User avatar #16532 to #16531 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
braintumor, they don't know if it's a cancer tumor or not
User avatar #16533 to #16532 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
what the ******* **** are you serious?
User avatar #16535 to #16533 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
im his friend fyi
User avatar #16534 to #16533 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah, he told me to leave some messages to people
inluding you and mark
User avatar #16536 to #16534 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
man, i hope he's fine
User avatar #16537 to #16536 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
same do i
#16542 to #16537 - lefiddlesticks (10/24/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Is Elias kill?
User avatar #16525 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
ayyyy ****** was good
#16522 - warioteam (09/28/2014) [-]
lol some fagot dont like your comics
User avatar #16523 to #16522 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
ahh... good old optimos
User avatar #16526 to #16523 - optimos (09/28/2014) [-]
Dude, sorry if you're offended **** you warioteam
Your comics in 2012 were the best on the Internet but our mistake was to move to Memecenter in 2013. My comics went to awful **** too.
Again, sorry if I offended you
User avatar #16524 to #16523 - warioteam (09/28/2014) [-]
yep
what a fag
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User avatar #16516 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
oi young nig was good
User avatar #16517 to #16516 - irwincardozo (09/07/2014) [-]
********* ... im good.. how are you?
User avatar #16518 to #16517 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
ayy lmao how is sand life still slaving it out?
User avatar #16520 to #16519 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
wats up good nig tell me your life
#16515 to #16514 - irwincardozo (08/30/2014) [-]
wanna cop a feel?
User avatar #16511 - theassmancometh (08/22/2014) [-]
I want to know what love is, Irwin... I want you to show me...

I want to feel what love is, Irwin... I know you can show me..
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