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irwincardozo

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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
Last Login:7/03/2015
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#16477 - supp daog  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16478 - chewieisthebest (06/15/2014) [-]
you how is the sandnigger life
#51 - WTF 06/13/2014 on Im not gonna lie 0
#4927390 - is the "coloured text" item worth anything?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #4927403 - jeartozaox (06/11/2014) [-]
they cant be traded
User avatar #4927392 - Tygioh (06/11/2014) [-]
no, gib
#16472 - holy sht man, how are you?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16473 - wrekoj (06/11/2014) [-]
Doin good man. What about you?
#4926561 - hows it going, friends?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Play items +1
User avatar #4926567 - anonymousperson (06/10/2014) [-]
**anonymousperson rolls 383**
#273 - hello hello 06/10/2014 on godfatherfj's profile 0
#16472 - send gf, take points 05/14/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#78 - i love this game <3  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Win +1
#119 - tippidie (05/11/2014) [-]
And it loves you.
User avatar #125 - speedyonbiscuit (05/11/2014) [-]
WHY DID I READ IN HER VOICE
User avatar #156 - tippidie (05/11/2014) [-]
It's hard not to
#1 - Picture 04/23/2014 on Booty +1
#117 - help him 04/23/2014 on Revenge 0
#16468 - you require a certain qualification for that kind of job??  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16469 - theassmancometh (04/20/2014) [-]
You need experience and references for every damn job these days.... Nothing lined up yet, I'm still submitting (bullshitted) resumes daily for warehouse and trucking jobs. I'm hoping on a good guy employer to call and give me a break one of these days
#16467 - well that's a bummer, any other interviews lined up?? 04/20/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16464 - wish you the same mah man, how'd the interview go?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16466 - theassmancometh (04/20/2014) [-]
How much training do you need to move pallets and load trucks? I guess its a legal issue for them tho.
User avatar #16468 - irwincardozo (04/20/2014) [-]
you require a certain qualification for that kind of job??
User avatar #16469 - theassmancometh (04/20/2014) [-]
You need experience and references for every damn job these days.... Nothing lined up yet, I'm still submitting (bullshitted) resumes daily for warehouse and trucking jobs. I'm hoping on a good guy employer to call and give me a break one of these days
User avatar #16465 - theassmancometh (04/20/2014) [-]
I lied for my experience on the resume so not so well. They weren't looking for treinees.
User avatar #16467 - irwincardozo (04/20/2014) [-]
well that's a bummer, any other interviews lined up??
#16462 - I WAS GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME FAGGGOT!! 04/17/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16460 - i have my moments sometimes 04/17/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16459 - your highness 04/17/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16455 - gib her the D man, just give it to her  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16456 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16453 - because bitches be cray bubba  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16454 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16451 - fo'realsies man... plus she was kinda fat and i dont like fat girls  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16452 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL so no gf right now? the struggle is real why dont you get a new one?
User avatar #16453 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
because bitches be cray bubba
User avatar #16454 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16449 - we like broke up because she was annoying as hell  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16450 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL tell me bro
User avatar #16451 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
fo'realsies man... plus she was kinda fat and i dont like fat girls
User avatar #16452 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL so no gf right now? the struggle is real why dont you get a new one?
User avatar #16453 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
because bitches be cray bubba
User avatar #16454 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16447 - **** i got no gf tho  [+] (9 new replies) 04/17/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16448 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
wtf i thought you were going out with that one french girl? the one i saw on facebook a long time ago lol
User avatar #16449 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
we like broke up because she was annoying as hell
User avatar #16450 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL tell me bro
User avatar #16451 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
fo'realsies man... plus she was kinda fat and i dont like fat girls
User avatar #16452 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL so no gf right now? the struggle is real why dont you get a new one?
User avatar #16453 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
because bitches be cray bubba
User avatar #16454 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16445 - supp feg  [+] (11 new replies) 04/17/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16446 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
where dem lady pics of your gf? hueueheuehee
User avatar #16447 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
shit i got no gf tho
User avatar #16448 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
wtf i thought you were going out with that one french girl? the one i saw on facebook a long time ago lol
User avatar #16449 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
we like broke up because she was annoying as hell
User avatar #16450 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL tell me bro
User avatar #16451 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
fo'realsies man... plus she was kinda fat and i dont like fat girls
User avatar #16452 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL so no gf right now? the struggle is real why dont you get a new one?
User avatar #16453 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
because bitches be cray bubba
User avatar #16454 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16442 - take it you slut  [+] (14 new replies) 04/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16444 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
OI
User avatar #16445 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
supp feg
User avatar #16446 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
where dem lady pics of your gf? hueueheuehee
User avatar #16447 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
shit i got no gf tho
User avatar #16448 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
wtf i thought you were going out with that one french girl? the one i saw on facebook a long time ago lol
User avatar #16449 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
we like broke up because she was annoying as hell
User avatar #16450 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL tell me bro
User avatar #16451 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
fo'realsies man... plus she was kinda fat and i dont like fat girls
User avatar #16452 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
LOL so no gf right now? the struggle is real why dont you get a new one?
User avatar #16453 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
because bitches be cray bubba
User avatar #16454 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 - irwincardozo (04/17/2014) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
lol should I?
#16443 - chewieisthebest (04/17/2014) [-]
ohhh god yes i love seeing my sand nigger!
#5 - the answer is, yes 04/16/2014 on Nudes +7
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Sex Tape +7
#12 - gregy (04/14/2014) [-]

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User avatar #16601 - chewieisthebest (06/23/2015) [-]
punk ass sand ******
User avatar #16600 - chewieisthebest (04/30/2015) [-]
faggg
User avatar #16599 - chewieisthebest (04/12/2015) [-]
supp baby
User avatar #16591 - chewieisthebest (02/27/2015) [-]
ayyy nig was good
User avatar #16592 to #16591 - irwincardozo (02/27/2015) [-]
yooo, whats good
#16593 to #16592 - chewieisthebest (02/27/2015) [-]
nothing much what about you bud? its actually my bd today lol...
nothing much what about you bud? its actually my bd today lol...
User avatar #16595 to #16593 - irwincardozo (03/05/2015) [-]
hey babe..you living with jabs now?
User avatar #16596 to #16595 - chewieisthebest (03/05/2015) [-]
lol no shes lives at school
User avatar #16597 to #16596 - irwincardozo (03/05/2015) [-]
wait what wht
User avatar #16599 to #16597 - chewieisthebest (03/05/2015) [-]
wat you doing
User avatar #16598 to #16597 - chewieisthebest (03/05/2015) [-]
lol shes lives in a dorm?
#16588 - cjsixtyseven (02/15/2015) [-]
>tfw you've been relatively here this whole time and never said hi to me.
User avatar #16589 to #16588 - irwincardozo (02/15/2015) [-]
that is not true, i've hardly been on here... having said that.. how are you?
#16590 to #16589 - cjsixtyseven (02/15/2015) [-]
On this site? Lonely, detached, no friends left, basically just another lurker.

In life? Same ol Same ol

How about you?
User avatar #16585 - mrsnowballs (02/13/2015) [-]
I love your art style.
User avatar #16586 to #16585 - irwincardozo (02/13/2015) [-]
thanks my man
User avatar #16587 to #16586 - mrsnowballs (02/13/2015) [-]
Are you planning on making more comics or?
User avatar #16584 - theassmancometh (02/13/2015) [-]
In case you were wondering what true American music sounds like: Here is a great version of one from TV the other night.

Rhiannon Giddens: "Waterboy" - David Letterman
#16574 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
you cant even talk to a homie or what?
User avatar #16575 to #16574 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
i'm like hardly even on here man, how are you?
User avatar #16577 to #16575 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
i miss you man i really do "very homo" you should start coming back to us T_T
User avatar #16576 to #16575 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
good ***** jabs is nice real tight lol how about you get on more faggot admin is cool
User avatar #16578 to #16576 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
nah man, this place is dead... it's not like it was before... the good old days man.. thats what i miss
User avatar #16580 to #16578 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
how are you btw? still living in india?
User avatar #16581 to #16580 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
yeah my man,still here.. how are things with you and your girl?
User avatar #16583 to #16581 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
update that profile pic new pic now *******
User avatar #16582 to #16581 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
jabs? lol good why and you? you got new gf?
User avatar #16579 to #16578 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
hahaha where i can i talk to you all the time then ?
#16569 - dalgaard (01/29/2015) [-]
Irw????


Is that you??!
User avatar #16570 to #16569 - irwincardozo (02/02/2015) [-]
no babe, that isn't me.. sadly

how are you anyway?
User avatar #16571 to #16570 - dalgaard (02/02/2015) [-]
Im good man. Just working. Partying, getting drunk. The usual.

I'm more interested in how u doin man? You've been so awfully quiet.
User avatar #16572 to #16571 - irwincardozo (02/03/2015) [-]
dude im hardly online on here, i post most of my stuff on facebook now so yeah maybe thats why.. hows all the girlies on your dikh
User avatar #16573 to #16572 - dalgaard (02/03/2015) [-]
Actually this weekend i got it dipped. Turns out it was one of my friends best friend.

So i am totally awkward atm lol.

I've been seing u with sum gurl on yo facepook profile. U getin it b0ss?
User avatar #16568 - chewieisthebest (01/23/2015) [-]
oi fag
User avatar #16565 - chewieisthebest (01/12/2015) [-]
yo scrub talk to me
User avatar #16564 - optimos (12/29/2014) [-]
Ayy m8 how are you?
User avatar #16563 - theassmancometh (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas. How many poor and helpless people have you served today? God knows your part of the world needs their second coming of Jesus. You could be him.
User avatar #16561 - theassmancometh (12/19/2014) [-]
You refuse to enlighten me so I am forced to call you a terrorist, racist, coward and bid you an everlasting adeiu!! Burn in hell
User avatar #16562 to #16561 - irwincardozo (12/22/2014) [-]
babe, please
User avatar #16560 - theassmancometh (12/18/2014) [-]
Enlighten me: I don't understand you damn Indians and your stupid ******* government. What are they protecting? You're sitting around while your neighbors are being slaughtered. Tell me what your national pride is? If the government gave a **** , all willing men and all poor would be up in arms fighting the ******* islamists. If Mexico was full of Islamists, that ideology would be almost dead by the trigger fingers of patriots like me. Fight your asses east and America will come fight alongside you and eradicate these scum. Then we can work together in the east and defeat these ******* commie chinks and ruskies. God bless the you and god bless America. Dododododododododododo
User avatar #16556 - theassmancometh (12/13/2014) [-]
Give me one good reason why you haven't applied for American citizenchip yet?

My protest against my 25 year old virgin sister and her 30 year old hick boyfriend is getting weak. I wish I was joking.
User avatar #16557 to #16556 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
let me marry you and then i'll become a true american girl
User avatar #16559 to #16557 - theassmancometh (12/16/2014) [-]
Typical weak Indian scam tactic. I bid you Adieu!!
User avatar #16555 - chewieisthebest (12/12/2014) [-]
hey faggot
User avatar #16558 to #16555 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
supp neegroh
User avatar #16554 - theassmancometh (12/10/2014) [-]
Justice! I demand justice! This brown man named "Irwin" allegedly raped and killed my son. I demand compensation from his government and statements from his family!
User avatar #16550 - nigalthornberry (11/26/2014) [-]
Hi It's been a while since I've said something to you
User avatar #16551 to #16550 - irwincardozo (11/26/2014) [-]
****** how are you?
User avatar #16552 to #16551 - nigalthornberry (11/26/2014) [-]
Im good ***** how you?
User avatar #16553 to #16552 - irwincardozo (11/26/2014) [-]
im alright man, just some office work here and there
User avatar #16548 - theassmancometh (11/13/2014) [-]
YES. WE ARE HAPPY WITH OUR INTERNET SERVICE.

Please tell your brothers, cousins and friend to stop trying to scam old people on the pretense of slow internet. I've cursed out 3 Indians this week alone.

GET A REAL JOB, AAZIM!!
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