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irwincardozo

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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
Last Login:6/30/2016
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#1794 - **irwincardozo rolls 617** you've been awfully silent lately  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on dinoraper's profile 0
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#1795 - dinoraper (11/27/2012) [-]
**dinoraper rolls 293** I know, I've just been kinda busy.
#11335 - oh man i love snow.... too bad it doesn't snow in Mumbai ;_; e…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/27/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#11336 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Mumbai?
Irwin, whatchu doin' in Mumbai?
As for the N.F November, i dont think i count anymore. I sex'd my gf on the 21st and right now i dont really think i have beaten no fap november :\
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#11337 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
I work in Mumbai D:.. didn't you know bebe?
youre lucky you can sex your GF.. i would too.. if i had one ;_;
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#11339 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh i just remembered
can i borrow your god gems?
i have 3 jewel chest i wanna open.
I'll give em right back
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#11340 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
okie dokie... although id suggest you dont open them cause they have crap loot containing americunt presidents and shit like that.. discontinued items i mean
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#11341 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Wanna know what else is discontinued?
sword in the stone and DGT
and ill only open 1 or 2.
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#11342 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
okay man send me the trade
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#11343 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Thats the thing
I cant trade jewel chests.
Theyre account bound.
I was thinking i could trade 3 god gems for something like....a gay voodoo doll tablet or soemthing.
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#11338 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh, i figured you lived in the US or something
And dont you worry one bit
Youll snag a girl someday.
You have my word, And my bow
but not my axe. i need that to keep a warm fire going in the winter.
#247 - i'm not at home, hence no reaction.. so please bear with this …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/27/2012 on skuser's profile 0
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#248 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
Man... That sucks...
My hard disk just died last week, and I lost my reaction folder... :/
Things are cool, I went to a fest en saturday to see Band of Skulls and Passion Pit and went to see Slash on Sunday.
Life's good these days.
A girl I like is in a relationship now, and I was kinda depressed, but tose concerts cleraed my mind a little, how about you?
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#249 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
im not really a big fan of Slash after he departed from GnR... actually after GnR broke up .. but then again im not really a big fan of Classic Rock... my life is going to be super busy for the next 4 days and then i'l bee sort of less burdened.
wehn you mean "girl" you mean the same species with unlimited shopping capacity and the ones that don't fart right??
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#250 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
Yep, I like girls, is there any problem about it, Irwin?

We don't fart, we don't even crap dude....
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#251 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
why the hell would i have a problem :P

is that why most women nag?
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#252 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
I like boobies and stuff.
I love my body and other woman bodies, that's not from the other world.

Yep, that's basically why...
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#253 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
so.. you don't like penises and rough hands?? although my hands are incredibly soft D:


you lie... women fart... my ex-gf once shat on the bed
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#254 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
Are you kidding me? D:
I FUCKING LOVE THE DICK!!!
Nothing in this world can replace it, NOTHING!
But I like boobies as well :P

lol
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#255 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
are you bi.. cause i'm bi too (sort of)

yeah and i slept in the shit cause i was too exhausted from all the sex
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#256 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
More or less.
I love men, wheter you are dickheads and forever dipshits, I love men anyway.
But a woman kiss wouldn't bother me. :)

You lazy ass fucker, you should have slept on the floor, well, that's what I would have done...
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#257 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
well other than our extreme labido till the age of 80, everything else is cool

well if you'd sex for 2.5 hours straight you'd know where i'm coming from
#11333 - oh it... does... it does look awfully familiar anyway…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/27/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#11334 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Doing great bud.
IT IS SNOWING LIKE A MOTHERFLIPPER!!!
weve already got like 2 ft of snow!
what about you?
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#11335 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
oh man i love snow.... too bad it doesn't snow in Mumbai ;_; everything cool with me... just planning out a vacation someplace.. just dont know where..hows your no fap november coming along?
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#11336 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Mumbai?
Irwin, whatchu doin' in Mumbai?
As for the N.F November, i dont think i count anymore. I sex'd my gf on the 21st and right now i dont really think i have beaten no fap november :\
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#11337 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
I work in Mumbai D:.. didn't you know bebe?
youre lucky you can sex your GF.. i would too.. if i had one ;_;
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#11339 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh i just remembered
can i borrow your god gems?
i have 3 jewel chest i wanna open.
I'll give em right back
User avatar
#11340 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
okie dokie... although id suggest you dont open them cause they have crap loot containing americunt presidents and shit like that.. discontinued items i mean
User avatar
#11341 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Wanna know what else is discontinued?
sword in the stone and DGT
and ill only open 1 or 2.
User avatar
#11342 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
okay man send me the trade
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#11343 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Thats the thing
I cant trade jewel chests.
Theyre account bound.
I was thinking i could trade 3 god gems for something like....a gay voodoo doll tablet or soemthing.
User avatar
#11338 - roflstorm (11/27/2012) [-]
Oh, i figured you lived in the US or something
And dont you worry one bit
Youll snag a girl someday.
You have my word, And my bow
but not my axe. i need that to keep a warm fire going in the winter.
#245 - HAI!!!  [+] (12 new replies) 11/27/2012 on skuser's profile 0
#246 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
Sup bro!
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#247 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
i'm not at home, hence no reaction.. so please bear with this boring reaction image-less conversation... how are things is good old Mehiko
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#248 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
Man... That sucks...
My hard disk just died last week, and I lost my reaction folder... :/
Things are cool, I went to a fest en saturday to see Band of Skulls and Passion Pit and went to see Slash on Sunday.
Life's good these days.
A girl I like is in a relationship now, and I was kinda depressed, but tose concerts cleraed my mind a little, how about you?
User avatar
#249 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
im not really a big fan of Slash after he departed from GnR... actually after GnR broke up .. but then again im not really a big fan of Classic Rock... my life is going to be super busy for the next 4 days and then i'l bee sort of less burdened.
wehn you mean "girl" you mean the same species with unlimited shopping capacity and the ones that don't fart right??
User avatar
#250 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
Yep, I like girls, is there any problem about it, Irwin?

We don't fart, we don't even crap dude....
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#251 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
why the hell would i have a problem :P

is that why most women nag?
User avatar
#252 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
I like boobies and stuff.
I love my body and other woman bodies, that's not from the other world.

Yep, that's basically why...
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#253 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
so.. you don't like penises and rough hands?? although my hands are incredibly soft D:


you lie... women fart... my ex-gf once shat on the bed
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#254 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
Are you kidding me? D:
I FUCKING LOVE THE DICK!!!
Nothing in this world can replace it, NOTHING!
But I like boobies as well :P

lol
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#255 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
are you bi.. cause i'm bi too (sort of)

yeah and i slept in the shit cause i was too exhausted from all the sex
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#256 - skuser (11/27/2012) [-]
More or less.
I love men, wheter you are dickheads and forever dipshits, I love men anyway.
But a woman kiss wouldn't bother me. :)

You lazy ass fucker, you should have slept on the floor, well, that's what I would have done...
User avatar
#257 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
well other than our extreme labido till the age of 80, everything else is cool

well if you'd sex for 2.5 hours straight you'd know where i'm coming from
#789 - i am an adult! D:  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2012 on chewieisthebest's profile 0
#790 - chewieisthebest (11/27/2012) [-]
want my face? OK NIGGER AND YOU STILL HAVENT DELIVER NIGGGER
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#791 - irwincardozo (11/27/2012) [-]
i will bebe... as soon as im home i will i promise <3
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#792 - chewieisthebest (11/27/2012) [-]
and take me to japan next time too faggot
#11328 - im thinking you're not much of a woman talker... im okay with …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#11329 - Vegetaftfw (11/26/2012) [-]
That sounds awesome :3

I'm getting off FJ now, talk later?

I love you <3
#11326 - it's be kind of a ******** for you if your ever in China or Ko…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#11327 - Vegetaftfw (11/26/2012) [-]
Heh, nice.

So...? <3
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#11328 - irwincardozo (11/26/2012) [-]
im thinking you're not much of a woman talker... im okay with this... im planning on going to Kashmir in the month of Jan... i hope i don't come across some Jihadi's

just saying </3
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#11329 - Vegetaftfw (11/26/2012) [-]
That sounds awesome :3

I'm getting off FJ now, talk later?

I love you <3
#1778524 - pardon my intervention to your faggy item talks but is this th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on Play items 0
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#1778533 - hooligun (11/26/2012) [-]
no
#11323 - damn Liam... why the huge target?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#11324 - ing (11/26/2012) [-]
20k for the ring, and 20k for the chests D: