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irwincardozo

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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
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#25 - man, i have no idea what you're blabbering about and i'm not e…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on muh everything 0
User avatar #30 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
So you refuse to read my comment and then directly insult me, in a way that implies you know me in some way. All I ask of you now it to take a gander at my username pls


It was fun discussing this with you, nice to see everyone on the internet isn't nasty.
#20 - " I just find it sad. " that's what you said, not me…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2014 on muh everything 0
User avatar #21 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Me saying I find it sad, doesn't I'm actually sad you silly willy, I was thinking in more terms of the word pathetic.
Yeah, it doesn't affect me. Doesn't mean I can't comment though, right? It's content that you made, you should of expected some bad criticism, specially for something like this.
And I haven't delved too much into 'why' due to the fact I don't feel like I need go into deep detail on this, seeing as this is identical to the kind of shit you'd see some weeaboo write for his animated girlfriend after he's just come out to his parents about it all 'I still have you... You're my everything.. b-baka!~'


I already feel like there's more effort in this chain of comments then in the content itself.
User avatar #25 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
man, i have no idea what you're blabbering about and i'm not even going to make an effort to read it

let me tell you a little something tho, people like you.. who come here and shit on comments... it's obvious that people have shat on you and you are angry because no one really gives a fuck about you and this here posting is like venting out your frustration on something because obviously you're crap in real life.. and another thing.. if you really want to see something cringe worthy, i'd suggest you ponder how mediocre and dull you're life has been thus far
User avatar #30 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
So you refuse to read my comment and then directly insult me, in a way that implies you know me in some way. All I ask of you now it to take a gander at my username pls


It was fun discussing this with you, nice to see everyone on the internet isn't nasty.
#24 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry to inform you, but you're a retard.
#18 - pass by* this is a comic, it's not supposed to be rea…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2014 on muh everything 0
User avatar #19 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Enjoy my sadness?

You made this post to be intentionally sad, and the people who actually like it (For some reason) feel sad. I even said that this shit doesn't affect me, so I'm not sad at all.

You're about as good at reading comments as you are making comics
User avatar #20 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
" I just find it sad. " that's what you said, not me

"this shit doesn't affect me", yet you come and post here

in any case you still haven't answered my question on how the dog seems desperate, but it's okay.. i think i'm done with this.. have a nice day alright?
User avatar #21 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Me saying I find it sad, doesn't I'm actually sad you silly willy, I was thinking in more terms of the word pathetic.
Yeah, it doesn't affect me. Doesn't mean I can't comment though, right? It's content that you made, you should of expected some bad criticism, specially for something like this.
And I haven't delved too much into 'why' due to the fact I don't feel like I need go into deep detail on this, seeing as this is identical to the kind of shit you'd see some weeaboo write for his animated girlfriend after he's just come out to his parents about it all 'I still have you... You're my everything.. b-baka!~'


I already feel like there's more effort in this chain of comments then in the content itself.
User avatar #25 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
man, i have no idea what you're blabbering about and i'm not even going to make an effort to read it

let me tell you a little something tho, people like you.. who come here and shit on comments... it's obvious that people have shat on you and you are angry because no one really gives a fuck about you and this here posting is like venting out your frustration on something because obviously you're crap in real life.. and another thing.. if you really want to see something cringe worthy, i'd suggest you ponder how mediocre and dull you're life has been thus far
User avatar #30 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
So you refuse to read my comment and then directly insult me, in a way that implies you know me in some way. All I ask of you now it to take a gander at my username pls


It was fun discussing this with you, nice to see everyone on the internet isn't nasty.
#24 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry to inform you, but you're a retard.
#15 - past by? what's so cringe worthy about it?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/11/2014 on muh everything 0
#16 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd past by content (Not thumbing up or down) content that usually involves feels and an animal, mainly dogs (Those posts are popular) as they just don't affect me like everyone else, who in my opinion tend to over react to them.

The cringeworthy part for me, is what the dog is supposedly thinking.
'I still have you... You're my everything..'
I don't know what kind of writer you have to be to successfully make a simple dog sound so god damn desperate, and it's sad to think the person who made this really thought about this shit in that way. I just find it sad.
User avatar #18 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
pass by*

this is a comic, it's not supposed to be real... i am the "writer" of this comic ... i still don't know what makes the dog sound so desperate.. how it makes the dog desperate in any way but alright, enjoy your sadness
User avatar #19 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Enjoy my sadness?

You made this post to be intentionally sad, and the people who actually like it (For some reason) feel sad. I even said that this shit doesn't affect me, so I'm not sad at all.

You're about as good at reading comments as you are making comics
User avatar #20 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
" I just find it sad. " that's what you said, not me

"this shit doesn't affect me", yet you come and post here

in any case you still haven't answered my question on how the dog seems desperate, but it's okay.. i think i'm done with this.. have a nice day alright?
User avatar #21 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Me saying I find it sad, doesn't I'm actually sad you silly willy, I was thinking in more terms of the word pathetic.
Yeah, it doesn't affect me. Doesn't mean I can't comment though, right? It's content that you made, you should of expected some bad criticism, specially for something like this.
And I haven't delved too much into 'why' due to the fact I don't feel like I need go into deep detail on this, seeing as this is identical to the kind of shit you'd see some weeaboo write for his animated girlfriend after he's just come out to his parents about it all 'I still have you... You're my everything.. b-baka!~'


I already feel like there's more effort in this chain of comments then in the content itself.
User avatar #25 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
man, i have no idea what you're blabbering about and i'm not even going to make an effort to read it

let me tell you a little something tho, people like you.. who come here and shit on comments... it's obvious that people have shat on you and you are angry because no one really gives a fuck about you and this here posting is like venting out your frustration on something because obviously you're crap in real life.. and another thing.. if you really want to see something cringe worthy, i'd suggest you ponder how mediocre and dull you're life has been thus far
User avatar #30 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
So you refuse to read my comment and then directly insult me, in a way that implies you know me in some way. All I ask of you now it to take a gander at my username pls


It was fun discussing this with you, nice to see everyone on the internet isn't nasty.
#24 - anonymous (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry to inform you, but you're a retard.
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#16546 - HOWS LIFE MAH MAN! 11/01/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16545 - hello homie, how are you  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16549 - chewieisthebest (11/21/2014) [-]
yoo how that life nigga
User avatar #16547 - chewieisthebest (11/02/2014) [-]
wats good nigga
#12 - why? 10/25/2014 on FJ Points +1
#4997063 - bi 10/22/2014 on Play items +1
#4997060 - does anyone here remember me?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/22/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #4997068 - lub (10/22/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #4997064 - anonymousperson (10/22/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #4997062 - fell (10/22/2014) [-]
fuck off then m9
User avatar #4997063 - irwincardozo (10/22/2014) [-]
bi
User avatar #4997061 - fell (10/22/2014) [-]
Yea, no
#2 - that was f'ing cute! 10/13/2014 on All You Need Is Love +185
#16536 - man, i hope he's fine  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16537 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
same do i
#16542 - lefiddlesticks (10/24/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Is Elias kill?
#16533 - what the ******* **** are you serious?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16535 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
im his friend fyi
User avatar #16534 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah, he told me to leave some messages to people
inluding you and mark
User avatar #16536 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
man, i hope he's fine
User avatar #16537 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
same do i
#16542 - lefiddlesticks (10/24/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Is Elias kill?
#16531 - oh, whats wrong with him?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/28/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16532 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
braintumor, they don't know if it's a cancer tumor or not
User avatar #16533 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
what the fucking fuck are you serious?
User avatar #16535 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
im his friend fyi
User avatar #16534 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah, he told me to leave some messages to people
inluding you and mark
User avatar #16536 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
man, i hope he's fine
User avatar #16537 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
same do i
#16542 - lefiddlesticks (10/24/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Is Elias kill?
#16529 - wait waht  [+] (9 new replies) 09/28/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16530 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
elias told me to tell it to you
before he had his surgery
User avatar #16531 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
oh, whats wrong with him?
User avatar #16532 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
braintumor, they don't know if it's a cancer tumor or not
User avatar #16533 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
what the fucking fuck are you serious?
User avatar #16535 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
im his friend fyi
User avatar #16534 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah, he told me to leave some messages to people
inluding you and mark
User avatar #16536 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
man, i hope he's fine
User avatar #16537 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
same do i
#16542 - lefiddlesticks (10/24/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Is Elias kill?
#16523 - ahh... good old optimos  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16527 - warioteam (09/28/2014) [-]
he mad
User avatar #16526 - optimos (09/28/2014) [-]
Dude, sorry if you're offended fuck you warioteam
Your comics in 2012 were the best on the Internet but our mistake was to move to Memecenter in 2013. My comics went to awful shit too.
Again, sorry if I offended you
User avatar #16524 - warioteam (09/28/2014) [-]
yep
what a fag
#16519 - ye ye  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16520 - chewieisthebest (09/16/2014) [-]
wats up good nig tell me your life
#16517 - ********* ... im good.. how are you?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16518 - chewieisthebest (09/14/2014) [-]
ayy lmao how is sand life still slaving it out?
User avatar #16519 - irwincardozo (09/16/2014) [-]
ye ye
User avatar #16520 - chewieisthebest (09/16/2014) [-]
wats up good nig tell me your life
#11 - nice comic  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Cows +18
User avatar #31 - bogbean (09/07/2014) [-]
it means you have fans
User avatar #17 - rossthomson (09/07/2014) [-]
Haha lmao, I was gonna point out your name in the middle-left panel.
#16515 - wanna cop a feel? 08/30/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16512 - i've been busy as hell, but i think about you all the time... for real  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16513 - dalgaard (08/26/2014) [-]
Lies
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#8 - nice  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Dammit maurice +5
User avatar #9 - intexuz (08/05/2014) [-]
I would suck your dick

no homo
#16506 - yo man! hows everything?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16508 - metalheadnv (07/29/2014) [-]
as i see u must be super bus with work....i havent recieved pms of OC in a long time
User avatar #16507 - metalheadnv (07/29/2014) [-]
everythings allright thinking about profession i should get xD

btw im in the items slavery again just collected all weed lel

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User avatar #16591 - chewieisthebest (02/27/2015) [-]
ayyy nig was good
User avatar #16592 to #16591 - irwincardozo (02/27/2015) [-]
yooo, whats good
#16593 to #16592 - chewieisthebest (02/27/2015) [-]
nothing much what about you bud? its actually my bd today lol...
nothing much what about you bud? its actually my bd today lol...
User avatar #16595 to #16593 - irwincardozo (03/05/2015) [-]
hey babe..you living with jabs now?
User avatar #16596 to #16595 - chewieisthebest (03/05/2015) [-]
lol no shes lives at school
User avatar #16597 to #16596 - irwincardozo (03/05/2015) [-]
wait what wht
User avatar #16599 to #16597 - chewieisthebest (03/05/2015) [-]
wat you doing
User avatar #16598 to #16597 - chewieisthebest (03/05/2015) [-]
lol shes lives in a dorm?
#16588 - cjsixtyseven (02/15/2015) [-]
>tfw you've been relatively here this whole time and never said hi to me.
User avatar #16589 to #16588 - irwincardozo (02/15/2015) [-]
that is not true, i've hardly been on here... having said that.. how are you?
#16590 to #16589 - cjsixtyseven (02/15/2015) [-]
On this site? Lonely, detached, no friends left, basically just another lurker.

In life? Same ol Same ol

How about you?
User avatar #16585 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I love your art style.
User avatar #16586 to #16585 - irwincardozo (02/13/2015) [-]
thanks my man
User avatar #16587 to #16586 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Are you planning on making more comics or?
User avatar #16584 - theassmancometh (02/13/2015) [-]
In case you were wondering what true American music sounds like: Here is a great version of one from TV the other night.

Rhiannon Giddens: "Waterboy" - David Letterman
#16574 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
you cant even talk to a homie or what?
User avatar #16575 to #16574 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
i'm like hardly even on here man, how are you?
User avatar #16577 to #16575 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
i miss you man i really do "very homo" you should start coming back to us T_T
User avatar #16576 to #16575 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
good ***** jabs is nice real tight lol how about you get on more faggot admin is cool
User avatar #16578 to #16576 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
nah man, this place is dead... it's not like it was before... the good old days man.. thats what i miss
User avatar #16580 to #16578 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
how are you btw? still living in india?
User avatar #16581 to #16580 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
yeah my man,still here.. how are things with you and your girl?
User avatar #16583 to #16581 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
update that profile pic new pic now *******
User avatar #16582 to #16581 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
jabs? lol good why and you? you got new gf?
User avatar #16579 to #16578 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
hahaha where i can i talk to you all the time then ?
#16569 - dalgaard (01/29/2015) [-]
Irw????


Is that you??!
User avatar #16570 to #16569 - irwincardozo (02/02/2015) [-]
no babe, that isn't me.. sadly

how are you anyway?
User avatar #16571 to #16570 - dalgaard (02/02/2015) [-]
Im good man. Just working. Partying, getting drunk. The usual.

I'm more interested in how u doin man? You've been so awfully quiet.
User avatar #16572 to #16571 - irwincardozo (02/03/2015) [-]
dude im hardly online on here, i post most of my stuff on facebook now so yeah maybe thats why.. hows all the girlies on your dikh
User avatar #16573 to #16572 - dalgaard (02/03/2015) [-]
Actually this weekend i got it dipped. Turns out it was one of my friends best friend.

So i am totally awkward atm lol.

I've been seing u with sum gurl on yo facepook profile. U getin it b0ss?
User avatar #16568 - chewieisthebest (01/23/2015) [-]
oi fag
User avatar #16565 - chewieisthebest (01/12/2015) [-]
yo scrub talk to me
User avatar #16564 - optimos (12/29/2014) [-]
Ayy m8 how are you?
User avatar #16563 - theassmancometh (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas. How many poor and helpless people have you served today? God knows your part of the world needs their second coming of Jesus. You could be him.
User avatar #16561 - theassmancometh (12/19/2014) [-]
You refuse to enlighten me so I am forced to call you a terrorist, racist, coward and bid you an everlasting adeiu!! Burn in hell
User avatar #16562 to #16561 - irwincardozo (12/22/2014) [-]
babe, please
User avatar #16560 - theassmancometh (12/18/2014) [-]
Enlighten me: I don't understand you damn Indians and your stupid ******* government. What are they protecting? You're sitting around while your neighbors are being slaughtered. Tell me what your national pride is? If the government gave a **** , all willing men and all poor would be up in arms fighting the ******* islamists. If Mexico was full of Islamists, that ideology would be almost dead by the trigger fingers of patriots like me. Fight your asses east and America will come fight alongside you and eradicate these scum. Then we can work together in the east and defeat these ******* commie chinks and ruskies. God bless the you and god bless America. Dododododododododododo
User avatar #16556 - theassmancometh (12/13/2014) [-]
Give me one good reason why you haven't applied for American citizenchip yet?

My protest against my 25 year old virgin sister and her 30 year old hick boyfriend is getting weak. I wish I was joking.
User avatar #16557 to #16556 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
let me marry you and then i'll become a true american girl
User avatar #16559 to #16557 - theassmancometh (12/16/2014) [-]
Typical weak Indian scam tactic. I bid you Adieu!!
User avatar #16555 - chewieisthebest (12/12/2014) [-]
hey faggot
User avatar #16558 to #16555 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
supp neegroh
User avatar #16554 - theassmancometh (12/10/2014) [-]
Justice! I demand justice! This brown man named "Irwin" allegedly raped and killed my son. I demand compensation from his government and statements from his family!
User avatar #16550 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
Hi It's been a while since I've said something to you
User avatar #16551 to #16550 - irwincardozo (11/26/2014) [-]
****** how are you?
User avatar #16552 to #16551 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/26/2014) [-]
Im good ***** how you?
User avatar #16553 to #16552 - irwincardozo (11/26/2014) [-]
im alright man, just some office work here and there
User avatar #16548 - theassmancometh (11/13/2014) [-]
YES. WE ARE HAPPY WITH OUR INTERNET SERVICE.

Please tell your brothers, cousins and friend to stop trying to scam old people on the pretense of slow internet. I've cursed out 3 Indians this week alone.

GET A REAL JOB, AAZIM!!
User avatar #16544 - chewieisthebest (10/31/2014) [-]
ayyy
User avatar #16545 to #16544 - irwincardozo (11/01/2014) [-]
hello homie, how are you
User avatar #16549 to #16545 - chewieisthebest (11/21/2014) [-]
yoo how that life *****
#16543 - cjsixtyseven (10/28/2014) [-]
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
User avatar #16541 - theassmancometh (10/24/2014) [-]
O India! Our home and native land! True Shria law in all thy sons command! With glowing hearts we see the rise of ISIL, strong and brown. From far and wide, O India, we stand on guard for thee! God keep our land glorious and free. O India we embed terrorists for thee. O India! We embed terrorists, **** thee!
User avatar #16546 to #16541 - irwincardozo (11/01/2014) [-]
HOWS LIFE MAH MAN!
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