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irwincardozo

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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#16578 - nah man, this place is dead... it's not like it was before... …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2015 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16580 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
how are you btw? still living in india?
User avatar #16581 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
yeah my man,still here.. how are things with you and your girl?
User avatar #16583 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
update that profile pic new pic now nigggga
User avatar #16582 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
jabs? lol good why and you? you got new gf?
User avatar #16579 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
hahaha where i can i talk to you all the time then ?
#16575 - i'm like hardly even on here man, how are you?  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2015 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16577 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
i miss you man i really do "very homo" you should start coming back to us T_T
User avatar #16576 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
good fuckn jabs is nice real tight lol how about you get on more faggot admin is cool
User avatar #16578 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
nah man, this place is dead... it's not like it was before... the good old days man.. thats what i miss
User avatar #16580 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
how are you btw? still living in india?
User avatar #16581 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
yeah my man,still here.. how are things with you and your girl?
User avatar #16583 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
update that profile pic new pic now nigggga
User avatar #16582 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
jabs? lol good why and you? you got new gf?
User avatar #16579 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
hahaha where i can i talk to you all the time then ?
#27 - been using this one for over a year now 02/03/2015 on Wallpaper Comp +3
#16572 - dude im hardly online on here, i post most of my stuff on face…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16573 - dalgaard (02/03/2015) [-]
Actually this weekend i got it dipped. Turns out it was one of my friends best friend.

So i am totally awkward atm lol.

I've been seing u with sum gurl on yo facepook profile. U getin it b0ss?
#16570 - no babe, that isn't me.. sadly how are you anyway?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2015 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16571 - dalgaard (02/02/2015) [-]
Im good man. Just working. Partying, getting drunk. The usual.

I'm more interested in how u doin man? You've been so awfully quiet.
User avatar #16572 - irwincardozo (02/03/2015) [-]
dude im hardly online on here, i post most of my stuff on facebook now so yeah maybe thats why.. hows all the girlies on your dikh
User avatar #16573 - dalgaard (02/03/2015) [-]
Actually this weekend i got it dipped. Turns out it was one of my friends best friend.

So i am totally awkward atm lol.

I've been seing u with sum gurl on yo facepook profile. U getin it b0ss?
#14 - hotline miami <3 01/21/2015 on So much to live for? +2
#16567 - all teh things!! 01/16/2015 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#157 - sir alonne is best alonne  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Long Sword +11
#172 - anonexplains (01/05/2015) [-]
Forever alonne
User avatar #167 - tenaciouslee (01/05/2015) [-]
That bitch would be unwieldy without that leg long handle. Neat!
#16562 - babe, please 12/22/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16558 - supp neegroh 12/15/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16557 - let me marry you and then i'll become a true american girl  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16559 - theassmancometh (12/16/2014) [-]
Typical weak Indian scam tactic. I bid you Adieu!!
#79 - thanks, i've been wondering who she was for 3 years now 11/28/2014 on Texas girl swearing at the... 0
#28 - damn straight homie  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on theassmancometh's profile 0
User avatar #29 - theassmancometh (11/27/2014) [-]
Is it kosher?
#16553 - im alright man, just some office work here and there 11/26/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#26 - faggert  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2014 on theassmancometh's profile 0
User avatar #27 - theassmancometh (11/26/2014) [-]
U got beef, dog?
User avatar #28 - irwincardozo (11/27/2014) [-]
damn straight homie
User avatar #29 - theassmancometh (11/27/2014) [-]
Is it kosher?
#16551 - ****** how are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16552 - nigalthornberry (11/26/2014) [-]
Im good nigga how you?
User avatar #16553 - irwincardozo (11/26/2014) [-]
im alright man, just some office work here and there
#25 - man, i have no idea what you're blabbering about and i'm not e…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on muh everything 0
User avatar #30 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
So you refuse to read my comment and then directly insult me, in a way that implies you know me in some way. All I ask of you now it to take a gander at my username pls


It was fun discussing this with you, nice to see everyone on the internet isn't nasty.
#20 - " I just find it sad. " that's what you said, not me…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2014 on muh everything 0
User avatar #21 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Me saying I find it sad, doesn't I'm actually sad you silly willy, I was thinking in more terms of the word pathetic.
Yeah, it doesn't affect me. Doesn't mean I can't comment though, right? It's content that you made, you should of expected some bad criticism, specially for something like this.
And I haven't delved too much into 'why' due to the fact I don't feel like I need go into deep detail on this, seeing as this is identical to the kind of shit you'd see some weeaboo write for his animated girlfriend after he's just come out to his parents about it all 'I still have you... You're my everything.. b-baka!~'


I already feel like there's more effort in this chain of comments then in the content itself.
User avatar #25 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
man, i have no idea what you're blabbering about and i'm not even going to make an effort to read it

let me tell you a little something tho, people like you.. who come here and shit on comments... it's obvious that people have shat on you and you are angry because no one really gives a fuck about you and this here posting is like venting out your frustration on something because obviously you're crap in real life.. and another thing.. if you really want to see something cringe worthy, i'd suggest you ponder how mediocre and dull you're life has been thus far
User avatar #30 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
So you refuse to read my comment and then directly insult me, in a way that implies you know me in some way. All I ask of you now it to take a gander at my username pls


It was fun discussing this with you, nice to see everyone on the internet isn't nasty.
#24 - anonexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry to inform you, but you're a retard.
#18 - pass by* this is a comic, it's not supposed to be rea…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2014 on muh everything 0
User avatar #19 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Enjoy my sadness?

You made this post to be intentionally sad, and the people who actually like it (For some reason) feel sad. I even said that this shit doesn't affect me, so I'm not sad at all.

You're about as good at reading comments as you are making comics
User avatar #20 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
" I just find it sad. " that's what you said, not me

"this shit doesn't affect me", yet you come and post here

in any case you still haven't answered my question on how the dog seems desperate, but it's okay.. i think i'm done with this.. have a nice day alright?
User avatar #21 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Me saying I find it sad, doesn't I'm actually sad you silly willy, I was thinking in more terms of the word pathetic.
Yeah, it doesn't affect me. Doesn't mean I can't comment though, right? It's content that you made, you should of expected some bad criticism, specially for something like this.
And I haven't delved too much into 'why' due to the fact I don't feel like I need go into deep detail on this, seeing as this is identical to the kind of shit you'd see some weeaboo write for his animated girlfriend after he's just come out to his parents about it all 'I still have you... You're my everything.. b-baka!~'


I already feel like there's more effort in this chain of comments then in the content itself.
User avatar #25 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
man, i have no idea what you're blabbering about and i'm not even going to make an effort to read it

let me tell you a little something tho, people like you.. who come here and shit on comments... it's obvious that people have shat on you and you are angry because no one really gives a fuck about you and this here posting is like venting out your frustration on something because obviously you're crap in real life.. and another thing.. if you really want to see something cringe worthy, i'd suggest you ponder how mediocre and dull you're life has been thus far
User avatar #30 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
So you refuse to read my comment and then directly insult me, in a way that implies you know me in some way. All I ask of you now it to take a gander at my username pls


It was fun discussing this with you, nice to see everyone on the internet isn't nasty.
#24 - anonexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry to inform you, but you're a retard.
#15 - past by? what's so cringe worthy about it?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/11/2014 on muh everything 0
#16 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'd past by content (Not thumbing up or down) content that usually involves feels and an animal, mainly dogs (Those posts are popular) as they just don't affect me like everyone else, who in my opinion tend to over react to them.

The cringeworthy part for me, is what the dog is supposedly thinking.
'I still have you... You're my everything..'
I don't know what kind of writer you have to be to successfully make a simple dog sound so god damn desperate, and it's sad to think the person who made this really thought about this shit in that way. I just find it sad.
User avatar #18 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
pass by*

this is a comic, it's not supposed to be real... i am the "writer" of this comic ... i still don't know what makes the dog sound so desperate.. how it makes the dog desperate in any way but alright, enjoy your sadness
User avatar #19 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Enjoy my sadness?

You made this post to be intentionally sad, and the people who actually like it (For some reason) feel sad. I even said that this shit doesn't affect me, so I'm not sad at all.

You're about as good at reading comments as you are making comics
User avatar #20 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
" I just find it sad. " that's what you said, not me

"this shit doesn't affect me", yet you come and post here

in any case you still haven't answered my question on how the dog seems desperate, but it's okay.. i think i'm done with this.. have a nice day alright?
User avatar #21 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
Me saying I find it sad, doesn't I'm actually sad you silly willy, I was thinking in more terms of the word pathetic.
Yeah, it doesn't affect me. Doesn't mean I can't comment though, right? It's content that you made, you should of expected some bad criticism, specially for something like this.
And I haven't delved too much into 'why' due to the fact I don't feel like I need go into deep detail on this, seeing as this is identical to the kind of shit you'd see some weeaboo write for his animated girlfriend after he's just come out to his parents about it all 'I still have you... You're my everything.. b-baka!~'


I already feel like there's more effort in this chain of comments then in the content itself.
User avatar #25 - irwincardozo (11/11/2014) [-]
man, i have no idea what you're blabbering about and i'm not even going to make an effort to read it

let me tell you a little something tho, people like you.. who come here and shit on comments... it's obvious that people have shat on you and you are angry because no one really gives a fuck about you and this here posting is like venting out your frustration on something because obviously you're crap in real life.. and another thing.. if you really want to see something cringe worthy, i'd suggest you ponder how mediocre and dull you're life has been thus far
User avatar #30 - youdontknoeme (11/11/2014) [-]
So you refuse to read my comment and then directly insult me, in a way that implies you know me in some way. All I ask of you now it to take a gander at my username pls


It was fun discussing this with you, nice to see everyone on the internet isn't nasty.
#24 - anonexplains (11/11/2014) [-]
Sorry to inform you, but you're a retard.
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#16546 - HOWS LIFE MAH MAN! 11/01/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16545 - hello homie, how are you  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16549 - chewieisthebest (11/21/2014) [-]
yoo how that life nigga
User avatar #16547 - chewieisthebest (11/02/2014) [-]
wats good nigga
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User avatar #16591 - chewieisthebest (02/27/2015) [-]
ayyy nig was good
User avatar #16592 to #16591 - irwincardozo (02/27/2015) [-]
yooo, whats good
#16593 to #16592 - chewieisthebest (02/27/2015) [-]
nothing much what about you bud? its actually my bd today lol...
nothing much what about you bud? its actually my bd today lol...
User avatar #16595 to #16593 - irwincardozo (23 hours ago) [-]
hey babe..you living with jabs now?
User avatar #16596 to #16595 - chewieisthebest (23 hours ago) [-]
lol no shes lives at school
User avatar #16597 to #16596 - irwincardozo (23 hours ago) [-]
wait what wht
User avatar #16599 to #16597 - chewieisthebest (23 hours ago) [-]
wat you doing
User avatar #16598 to #16597 - chewieisthebest (23 hours ago) [-]
lol shes lives in a dorm?
#16588 - cjsixtyseven (02/15/2015) [-]
>tfw you've been relatively here this whole time and never said hi to me.
User avatar #16589 to #16588 - irwincardozo (02/15/2015) [-]
that is not true, i've hardly been on here... having said that.. how are you?
#16590 to #16589 - cjsixtyseven (02/15/2015) [-]
On this site? Lonely, detached, no friends left, basically just another lurker.

In life? Same ol Same ol

How about you?
User avatar #16585 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
I love your art style.
User avatar #16586 to #16585 - irwincardozo (02/13/2015) [-]
thanks my man
User avatar #16587 to #16586 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
Are you planning on making more comics or?
User avatar #16584 - theassmancometh (02/13/2015) [-]
In case you were wondering what true American music sounds like: Here is a great version of one from TV the other night.

Rhiannon Giddens: "Waterboy" - David Letterman
#16574 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
you cant even talk to a homie or what?
User avatar #16575 to #16574 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
i'm like hardly even on here man, how are you?
User avatar #16577 to #16575 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
i miss you man i really do "very homo" you should start coming back to us T_T
User avatar #16576 to #16575 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
good ***** jabs is nice real tight lol how about you get on more faggot admin is cool
User avatar #16578 to #16576 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
nah man, this place is dead... it's not like it was before... the good old days man.. thats what i miss
User avatar #16580 to #16578 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
how are you btw? still living in india?
User avatar #16581 to #16580 - irwincardozo (02/08/2015) [-]
yeah my man,still here.. how are things with you and your girl?
User avatar #16583 to #16581 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
update that profile pic new pic now *******
User avatar #16582 to #16581 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
jabs? lol good why and you? you got new gf?
User avatar #16579 to #16578 - chewieisthebest (02/08/2015) [-]
hahaha where i can i talk to you all the time then ?
#16569 - dalgaard (01/29/2015) [-]
Irw????


Is that you??!
User avatar #16570 to #16569 - irwincardozo (02/02/2015) [-]
no babe, that isn't me.. sadly

how are you anyway?
User avatar #16571 to #16570 - dalgaard (02/02/2015) [-]
Im good man. Just working. Partying, getting drunk. The usual.

I'm more interested in how u doin man? You've been so awfully quiet.
User avatar #16572 to #16571 - irwincardozo (02/03/2015) [-]
dude im hardly online on here, i post most of my stuff on facebook now so yeah maybe thats why.. hows all the girlies on your dikh
User avatar #16573 to #16572 - dalgaard (02/03/2015) [-]
Actually this weekend i got it dipped. Turns out it was one of my friends best friend.

So i am totally awkward atm lol.

I've been seing u with sum gurl on yo facepook profile. U getin it b0ss?
User avatar #16568 - chewieisthebest (01/23/2015) [-]
oi fag
User avatar #16565 - chewieisthebest (01/12/2015) [-]
yo scrub talk to me
User avatar #16564 - optimos (12/29/2014) [-]
Ayy m8 how are you?
User avatar #16563 - theassmancometh (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas. How many poor and helpless people have you served today? God knows your part of the world needs their second coming of Jesus. You could be him.
User avatar #16561 - theassmancometh (12/19/2014) [-]
You refuse to enlighten me so I am forced to call you a terrorist, racist, coward and bid you an everlasting adeiu!! Burn in hell
User avatar #16562 to #16561 - irwincardozo (12/22/2014) [-]
babe, please
User avatar #16560 - theassmancometh (12/18/2014) [-]
Enlighten me: I don't understand you damn Indians and your stupid ******* government. What are they protecting? You're sitting around while your neighbors are being slaughtered. Tell me what your national pride is? If the government gave a **** , all willing men and all poor would be up in arms fighting the ******* islamists. If Mexico was full of Islamists, that ideology would be almost dead by the trigger fingers of patriots like me. Fight your asses east and America will come fight alongside you and eradicate these scum. Then we can work together in the east and defeat these ******* commie chinks and ruskies. God bless the you and god bless America. Dododododododododododo
User avatar #16556 - theassmancometh (12/13/2014) [-]
Give me one good reason why you haven't applied for American citizenchip yet?

My protest against my 25 year old virgin sister and her 30 year old hick boyfriend is getting weak. I wish I was joking.
User avatar #16557 to #16556 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
let me marry you and then i'll become a true american girl
User avatar #16559 to #16557 - theassmancometh (12/16/2014) [-]
Typical weak Indian scam tactic. I bid you Adieu!!
User avatar #16555 - chewieisthebest (12/12/2014) [-]
hey faggot
User avatar #16558 to #16555 - irwincardozo (12/15/2014) [-]
supp neegroh
User avatar #16554 - theassmancometh (12/10/2014) [-]
Justice! I demand justice! This brown man named "Irwin" allegedly raped and killed my son. I demand compensation from his government and statements from his family!
User avatar #16550 - nigalthornberry (11/26/2014) [-]
Hi It's been a while since I've said something to you
User avatar #16552 to #16551 - nigalthornberry (11/26/2014) [-]
Im good ***** how you?
User avatar #16553 to #16552 - irwincardozo (11/26/2014) [-]
im alright man, just some office work here and there
User avatar #16548 - theassmancometh (11/13/2014) [-]
YES. WE ARE HAPPY WITH OUR INTERNET SERVICE.

Please tell your brothers, cousins and friend to stop trying to scam old people on the pretense of slow internet. I've cursed out 3 Indians this week alone.

GET A REAL JOB, AAZIM!!
User avatar #16544 - chewieisthebest (10/31/2014) [-]
ayyy
User avatar #16545 to #16544 - irwincardozo (11/01/2014) [-]
hello homie, how are you
User avatar #16549 to #16545 - chewieisthebest (11/21/2014) [-]
yoo how that life *****
#16543 - cjsixtyseven (10/28/2014) [-]
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
User avatar #16541 - theassmancometh (10/24/2014) [-]
O India! Our home and native land! True Shria law in all thy sons command! With glowing hearts we see the rise of ISIL, strong and brown. From far and wide, O India, we stand on guard for thee! God keep our land glorious and free. O India we embed terrorists for thee. O India! We embed terrorists, **** thee!
User avatar #16546 to #16541 - irwincardozo (11/01/2014) [-]
HOWS LIFE MAH MAN!
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