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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
Last Login:11/01/2014
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Comment Ranking:#7441
Highest Content Rank:#11
Highest Comment Rank:#335
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#16207 - baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe!! merry christmas <3  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16208 - dalgaard (12/26/2013) [-]
merry christmas faggot.

hows it hangin
User avatar #16209 - irwincardozo (12/26/2013) [-]
good man.. it's all good.. did yer party last night?
User avatar #16210 - dalgaard (12/26/2013) [-]
Hell yea man. Got some pretty need stuff too! Epic morning rope, the top part of a suit, some fancy ass shoes and snickers. Damn...

It's good to be white
User avatar #16211 - irwincardozo (12/26/2013) [-]
looks like you had a pretty white christmas
User avatar #16212 - dalgaard (12/26/2013) [-]
Hell yea man. Well, it was what i had wished for because i needed it to get ladies.


which i cant ;_;
#10 - even the nudes?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on How to deal with ex´s old... +9
User avatar #21 - skilletpanhead (12/24/2013) [-]
ESPECIALLY THE NUDES
#16205 - man i miss coming on here so much... imma come here more often…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/24/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16206 - dalgaard (12/24/2013) [-]
Holy shit my name got even bluer!

- Yea man you need to spend more time here. I hate you, but i love you.

Plans for tonight? Eating myself so fat in christmas food i can roll! And then presents of course, how about you?
User avatar #16207 - irwincardozo (12/26/2013) [-]
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe!!

merry christmas <3
User avatar #16208 - dalgaard (12/26/2013) [-]
merry christmas faggot.

hows it hangin
User avatar #16209 - irwincardozo (12/26/2013) [-]
good man.. it's all good.. did yer party last night?
User avatar #16210 - dalgaard (12/26/2013) [-]
Hell yea man. Got some pretty need stuff too! Epic morning rope, the top part of a suit, some fancy ass shoes and snickers. Damn...

It's good to be white
User avatar #16211 - irwincardozo (12/26/2013) [-]
looks like you had a pretty white christmas
User avatar #16212 - dalgaard (12/26/2013) [-]
Hell yea man. Well, it was what i had wished for because i needed it to get ladies.


which i cant ;_;
#16201 - i wun fuk yo brah, brah 12/22/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16200 - mah hoommmiieee <3 ...wish you the same man.... whats up  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16202 - dalgaard (12/22/2013) [-]
Just puked all over the shit yesterday man. Hungover as fuck. Happy tho! Just turned in my 30 paged assignment 2 days ago and now i have vacation!!! YOSS

How about you man
#1 - why??  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on iirwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #2 - iirwincardozo (12/22/2013) [-]
who is this?
#4596601 - do you speak french, sir?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4596602 - kubrick (12/14/2013) [-]
Si, pero no puedo escribir en Frances.
#4596599 - can anyone here speak french??? pls help me guys thanks  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4596600 - kubrick (12/14/2013) [-]
Ein bisschen.
User avatar #4596601 - irwincardozo (12/14/2013) [-]
do you speak french, sir?
User avatar #4596602 - kubrick (12/14/2013) [-]
Si, pero no puedo escribir en Frances.
#4586722 - good job, i'd never get a girlfriend if you hadn't taken those… 12/10/2013 on Play items 0
#16196 - IMMA MAKE A COMIC ABOUT YOUR ASS!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16197 - dragonzard (12/07/2013) [-]

Tell me about how my ass is going to look in your comic, irwi?
Is it a glorious, beautiful ass?
Soggy, out of shape, ass?
Maybe a US Marine tough hard ass?
A Sexy ass like that girl from that place?
Or the most beautiful one of all, the glorious dickbutt?
Tell me, Irwi.
o 3 o
#16193 - i'd do yo bro  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16194 - feglol (12/07/2013) [-]
#16190 - night broski, i love you much 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16188 - relax man, nothing is going to happen to you.. if anything doe…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16189 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks man, for just talking to me, like old times.
It calms me, you know?
And well, Yes, I will xD
Hey man, Imma go to sleep, school tomorrow, really need sleep, kinda stressed and shaking, and well, you and some guy helped me feel better, I love ya' man...
Well, Goodnight, Irwi, I really missed you, and appretiate you talking to me.
Bye man, take care!<3
User avatar #16190 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
night broski, i love you much
#16185 - i think your good brah  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16187 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
For real, man?...
I'm still kinda scared...
Is there anything you can say to make me feel better?
I'd really enjoy it man, I'm super scared....
User avatar #16188 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
relax man, nothing is going to happen to you.. if anything does you could just say you're 15 and it was a mistake ... in anyway would you like to suck my pingus now?
User avatar #16189 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks man, for just talking to me, like old times.
It calms me, you know?
And well, Yes, I will xD
Hey man, Imma go to sleep, school tomorrow, really need sleep, kinda stressed and shaking, and well, you and some guy helped me feel better, I love ya' man...
Well, Goodnight, Irwi, I really missed you, and appretiate you talking to me.
Bye man, take care!<3
User avatar #16190 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
night broski, i love you much
#16184 - let me check it babe 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16181 - can't you explain to the CIA it's not your fault??  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16182 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't know how/if I can, and also, I'm really stupid on reaserching the topic...
I don't know if I should google more about it or something I don't know :/
#16179 - any idea who did it??  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16180 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Through a few parties with about 20-30+ People, Well, my older cousins did, and well, drunkness, and maybe it wasn't them and well, point is, no.
CP is super gross, Maybe zoophilia because it's kinda funny, but wtf /.\
User avatar #16181 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
can't you explain to the CIA it's not your fault??
User avatar #16182 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't know how/if I can, and also, I'm really stupid on reaserching the topic...
I don't know if I should google more about it or something I don't know :/
#16177 - i'm here babe  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16178 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Dude...

Someone apperantly watched cp/zoophilia on my laptop, and now I have to pay or get pressed charges on me. I got a tab open on about CIA Warning...
I don't know what to do...
User avatar #16179 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
any idea who did it??
User avatar #16180 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Through a few parties with about 20-30+ People, Well, my older cousins did, and well, drunkness, and maybe it wasn't them and well, point is, no.
CP is super gross, Maybe zoophilia because it's kinda funny, but wtf /.\
User avatar #16181 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
can't you explain to the CIA it's not your fault??
User avatar #16182 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't know how/if I can, and also, I'm really stupid on reaserching the topic...
I don't know if I should google more about it or something I don't know :/
#16173 - pls  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16174 - dalgaard (12/01/2013) [-]
#5 - wrong, they got their asses handed to them by the "indians"  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Good Guys Vikings -4
#6 - superduperpuper (12/01/2013) [-]
Not really. They got into trouble with some of the tribes but they also traded with them, but they lost interest for idontfuckingknowimnotjesusonmyweekendman reasons.
#74 - hurzg (12/01/2013) [-]
They lost interest because of the Native American threat. They had a battle with many Scandinavians dead. Fucking faggot.
#16171 - babe im sorry, can you forgive me?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16172 - dalgaard (12/01/2013) [-]
Actually, no.
#16173 - irwincardozo (12/01/2013) [-]
pls
#16174 - dalgaard (12/01/2013) [-]
#16168 - then make one and let me have sex with him, pls  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16169 - cjsixtyseven (11/29/2013) [-]
Ill get right on it
#16166 - i want to have sex with your brother  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16167 - cjsixtyseven (11/29/2013) [-]
I dont have a brother...
User avatar #16168 - irwincardozo (11/29/2013) [-]
then make one and let me have sex with him, pls
#16169 - cjsixtyseven (11/29/2013) [-]
Ill get right on it
#16162 - it's beautiful  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16175 - babbylicious (12/02/2013) [-]
It got flgged
#16163 - babbylicious (11/28/2013) [-]
Indeed. I will try to post more
#16160 - post some more pen15's pls  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16161 - babbylicious (11/28/2013) [-]
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#16162 - irwincardozo (11/28/2013) [-]
it's beautiful
User avatar #16175 - babbylicious (12/02/2013) [-]
It got flgged
#16163 - babbylicious (11/28/2013) [-]
Indeed. I will try to post more
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User avatar #16544 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
ayyy
User avatar #16545 to #16544 - irwincardozo (9 hours ago) [-]
hello homie, how are you
#16543 - cjsixtyseven (10/28/2014) [-]
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
You can't hide from me forever Iwrin
User avatar #16541 - theassmancometh (10/24/2014) [-]
O India! Our home and native land! True Shria law in all thy sons command! With glowing hearts we see the rise of ISIL, strong and brown. From far and wide, O India, we stand on guard for thee! God keep our land glorious and free. O India we embed terrorists for thee. O India! We embed terrorists, **** thee!
User avatar #16546 to #16541 - irwincardozo (9 hours ago) [-]
HOWS LIFE MAH MAN!
User avatar #16540 - theassmancometh (10/23/2014) [-]
Michael Zehaf-Bibeau

What is your relationship with him? CNN reports per credible sources: "Irwin is a the third cousin of the suspected Jihadist. He has declined further comments"

Wtf are you holding out? Why would your third cousin that you've never met Jihad in Canada? What are your ISIS connections, MR. Cardozo?
User avatar #16539 - theassmancometh (10/18/2014) [-]
Please tell me I have been trolled... I recieved a PM saying you joined the Islamic State. Is that why haven't been answering my emails?! I though you were a pure Catholic...
User avatar #16538 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
get new profile pic fag
User avatar #16528 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
don't let the fame blind you. -Elias
User avatar #16529 to #16528 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
wait waht
User avatar #16530 to #16529 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
elias told me to tell it to you
before he had his surgery
User avatar #16531 to #16530 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
oh, whats wrong with him?
User avatar #16532 to #16531 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
braintumor, they don't know if it's a cancer tumor or not
User avatar #16533 to #16532 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
what the ******* **** are you serious?
User avatar #16535 to #16533 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
im his friend fyi
User avatar #16534 to #16533 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
yeah, he told me to leave some messages to people
inluding you and mark
User avatar #16536 to #16534 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
man, i hope he's fine
User avatar #16537 to #16536 - donor (09/28/2014) [-]
same do i
#16542 to #16537 - lefiddlesticks ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Is Elias kill?
User avatar #16525 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
ayyyy ****** was good
#16522 - warioteam ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
lol some fagot dont like your comics
User avatar #16523 to #16522 - irwincardozo (09/28/2014) [-]
ahh... good old optimos
User avatar #16526 to #16523 - optimos (09/28/2014) [-]
Dude, sorry if you're offended **** you warioteam
Your comics in 2012 were the best on the Internet but our mistake was to move to Memecenter in 2013. My comics went to awful **** too.
Again, sorry if I offended you
User avatar #16524 to #16523 - warioteam ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
yep
what a fag
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User avatar #16516 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
oi young nig was good
User avatar #16517 to #16516 - irwincardozo (09/07/2014) [-]
********* ... im good.. how are you?
User avatar #16518 to #16517 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
ayy lmao how is sand life still slaving it out?
User avatar #16520 to #16519 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
wats up good nig tell me your life
#16515 to #16514 - irwincardozo (08/30/2014) [-]
wanna cop a feel?
User avatar #16511 - theassmancometh (08/22/2014) [-]
I want to know what love is, Irwin... I want you to show me...

I want to feel what love is, Irwin... I know you can show me..
User avatar #16510 - dalgaard (08/20/2014) [-]
You never online, you never talk or write to me. What is going on?


Are you cheating on me?
User avatar #16512 to #16510 - irwincardozo (08/26/2014) [-]
i've been busy as hell, but i think about you all the time... for real
#16509 - anon (08/13/2014) [-]
the **** man
User avatar #16503 - westsideluigi (07/26/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeee.
User avatar #16504 to #16503 - irwincardozo (07/27/2014) [-]
hows it going bro?
User avatar #16505 to #16504 - westsideluigi (07/28/2014) [-]
Nottthing much broo.
Same old, same old.

How's it going with you?

Kesa hai? :3
User avatar #16501 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
faggggott
User avatar #16500 - countmorgan (07/17/2014) [-]
I remember you, tell me you're coming back to items, you were always such a joy to see.
#16499 - metalheadnv ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
sup brah, any oc coming up?
User avatar #16506 to #16499 - irwincardozo (07/29/2014) [-]
yo man! hows everything?
User avatar #16508 to #16506 - metalheadnv ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
as i see u must be super bus with work....i havent recieved pms of OC in a long time
User avatar #16507 to #16506 - metalheadnv ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
everythings allright thinking about profession i should get xD

btw im in the items slavery again just collected all weed lel
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