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#5 - here's a bigger version without the watermark  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2013 on that face +6
#12 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [-]
Please make some more OC, it has been so long! This site has gone to shit.
Only thing we see is Tumblr, twitter, 4chan and reposts.
#1100 - touch my shaft  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2013 on cjsixtyseven's profile 0
User avatar #1102 - cjsixtyseven (11/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #1101 - cjsixtyseven (11/08/2013) [-]
with my mouth?
#12 - admin unbanned me... how arth thee? 11/08/2013 on michaelbay's profile 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2013 on michaelbay's profile 0
User avatar #11 - michaelbay (11/08/2013) [-]
Sup sweetie, thought you were banned
User avatar #12 - irwincardozo (11/08/2013) [-]
admin unbanned me... how arth thee?
#2725 - WHERE THE **** ARE YOU MAN!! 11/07/2013 on seanessytheking's profile 0
#16108 - boobts  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16109 - cjsixtyseven (11/07/2013) [-]
arseleeks
#16106 - secksbutt  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16107 - cjsixtyseven (11/07/2013) [-]
beckssutt
User avatar #16108 - irwincardozo (11/07/2013) [-]
boobts
User avatar #16109 - cjsixtyseven (11/07/2013) [-]
arseleeks
#3792 - yes, indeed 11/05/2013 on Item Upload 0
#16100 - whose to say i'm not? i love you but i lie…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16101 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
Why do you never look me in the eyes when we make love?
#16098 - just super busy man, lots of work ... LIKE **** T…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16099 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
Then you must have been promoted at least 10.000 times with how busy you've been!!



u lie
User avatar #16100 - irwincardozo (11/04/2013) [-]
whose to say i'm not?


i love you but i lied about the promotion and that wasn't lube either
User avatar #16101 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
Why do you never look me in the eyes when we make love?
#16096 - what have i done, my love?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16097 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
Being busy and never talking to me is what you've done.



you fuck
User avatar #16098 - irwincardozo (11/04/2013) [-]
just super busy man, lots of work ... LIKE FUCK TONS OF WORK!!


i love you
User avatar #16099 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
Then you must have been promoted at least 10.000 times with how busy you've been!!



u lie
User avatar #16100 - irwincardozo (11/04/2013) [-]
whose to say i'm not?


i love you but i lied about the promotion and that wasn't lube either
User avatar #16101 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
Why do you never look me in the eyes when we make love?
#16094 - what babe?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/04/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16095 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #16096 - irwincardozo (11/04/2013) [-]
what have i done, my love?
#16097 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
Being busy and never talking to me is what you've done.



you fuck
User avatar #16098 - irwincardozo (11/04/2013) [-]
just super busy man, lots of work ... LIKE FUCK TONS OF WORK!!


i love you
User avatar #16099 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
Then you must have been promoted at least 10.000 times with how busy you've been!!



u lie
User avatar #16100 - irwincardozo (11/04/2013) [-]
whose to say i'm not?


i love you but i lied about the promotion and that wasn't lube either
User avatar #16101 - dalgaard (11/04/2013) [-]
Why do you never look me in the eyes when we make love?
#16089 - chode  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16092 - babbylicious (11/01/2013) [-]
Lovable faggot! hOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
#4483412 - How's it going homies?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
#4483413 - Sasher (10/29/2013) [-]
#16083 - alexanderjohnson - i cant reply to your message  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16084 - alexanderjohnson (10/28/2013) [-]
I've changed the settings now.
#16081 - hey babe.. how arth thee??  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16082 - dalgaard (10/28/2013) [-]
Just got back to school after a workout. Is all good.

How about you broseph?
#16078 - here we go babe  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16079 - chewieisthebest (10/28/2013) [-]
ohh yeeee keep it coming my nigga
#16077 - nah bro... i'm half indian half portuguese 10/28/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16074 - sup holmes  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16075 - codyofmemecenter (10/28/2013) [-]
Just a question, are you hispanic?
User avatar #16077 - irwincardozo (10/28/2013) [-]
nah bro... i'm half indian half portuguese
#16072 - xoxoxoxox 10/27/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16067 - ben says she is correct. sorry brah  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16069 - GEARBOY (10/26/2013) [-]
And why hasn't he taken that post down yet? - it might be just me - but wouldn't that just make the trouble linger on?
User avatar #16071 - codyofmemecenter (10/27/2013) [-]
he did, it on recyclebin but still on his profile, if he deleted something it will stat on his page as recycle bin
User avatar #16068 - GEARBOY (10/26/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter if she is correct or wrong - she is breaking the comment rules that Ben set up dude
#16065 - praise my sun babe *shows the anus*  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
User avatar #16066 - chewieisthebest (10/26/2013) [-]
ewwwwwwww
#16063 - supp neegro  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16064 - chewieisthebest (10/26/2013) [-]
irwin its starting to dip under 80 here and its cold! is cause I'm not praising the sun hard enough?
User avatar #16065 - irwincardozo (10/26/2013) [-]
praise my sun babe *shows the anus*
User avatar #16066 - chewieisthebest (10/26/2013) [-]
ewwwwwwww
#4476497 - so what the best items on the board these days?  [+] (11 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... +4
#4476560 - luluwho (10/24/2013) [-]
Shiny Deuce
User avatar #4476505 - elitehacker (10/24/2013) [-]
alice, dgt, super god gem, level 6 of any badge, vssm
#4476513 - adplum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #4476514 - elitehacker (10/24/2013) [-]
it's still technically the hardest to get item
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User avatar #4476516 - elitehacker (10/24/2013) [-]
o FUK
I SPACED ON GLORIOUS POTATO
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User avatar #4476518 - elitehacker (10/24/2013) [-]
potato is the rarest item
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User avatar #4476498 - pokemonstheshiz (10/24/2013) [-]
potato badge
#3 - niggolas cage 10/23/2013 on A broken printer printing... +16

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User avatar #16433 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #16435 to #16433 - irwincardozo (04/14/2014) [-]
hi neegro
User avatar #16436 to #16435 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
yo mangers where dem pics at ?
User avatar #16437 to #16436 - irwincardozo (04/14/2014) [-]
wut pics u want now?
User avatar #16439 to #16437 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
and that hot gf
User avatar #16438 to #16437 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
new pics of you neeegrow
#16442 to #16438 - irwincardozo (14 hours ago) [-]
take it you slut
User avatar #16444 to #16442 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (25 minutes ago) [-]
OI
User avatar #16445 to #16444 - irwincardozo (24 minutes ago) [-]
supp feg
User avatar #16446 to #16445 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
where dem lady pics of your gf? hueueheuehee
User avatar #16447 to #16446 - irwincardozo (23 minutes ago) [-]
**** i got no gf tho
User avatar #16448 to #16447 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
wtf i thought you were going out with that one french girl? the one i saw on facebook a long time ago lol
User avatar #16449 to #16448 - irwincardozo (22 minutes ago) [-]
we like broke up because she was annoying as hell
User avatar #16450 to #16449 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
LOL tell me bro
User avatar #16451 to #16450 - irwincardozo (21 minutes ago) [-]
fo'realsies man... plus she was kinda fat and i dont like fat girls
User avatar #16452 to #16451 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (20 minutes ago) [-]
LOL so no gf right now? the struggle is real why dont you get a new one?
User avatar #16453 to #16452 - irwincardozo (20 minutes ago) [-]
because bitches be cray bubba
User avatar #16454 to #16453 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
lol btw jabs is coming to my state she wants the D what do?
User avatar #16455 to #16454 - irwincardozo (16 minutes ago) [-]
gib her the D man, just give it to her
User avatar #16456 to #16455 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
lol should I?
#16443 to #16442 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
ohhh god yes i love seeing my sand 						******					!
ohhh god yes i love seeing my sand ****** !
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#16434 to #16432 - irwincardozo (04/14/2014) [-]
does he hate donuts too?
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User avatar #16424 - glassofscotch (04/07/2014) [-]
Long time no speak
User avatar #16430 to #16424 - irwincardozo (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah babe... how have you been huh??
User avatar #16431 to #16430 - glassofscotch (04/13/2014) [-]
Not bad not bad, you?
User avatar #16422 - theprking (04/07/2014) [-]
whoa............... the return
User avatar #16423 to #16422 - irwincardozo (04/07/2014) [-]
omg omg omg omg <3
User avatar #16425 to #16423 - theprking (04/07/2014) [-]
What up buddy
User avatar #16428 to #16425 - irwincardozo (04/09/2014) [-]
im alright bro, hows everything with you??? did you enjoy your break off FJ?
User avatar #16429 to #16428 - theprking (04/09/2014) [-]
Yea been working alot haven't had time to go on. But I get on more frequently then I did before.
User avatar #16420 - ghettograndpa (04/06/2014) [-]
wanna see muh dick
User avatar #16421 to #16420 - irwincardozo (04/06/2014) [-]
show me yo dick <3
User avatar #16427 to #16426 - irwincardozo (04/08/2014) [-]
damn that's hot as hall
User avatar #16419 - ChromedDragon (03/25/2014) [-]
dammit cardozo, i need a pic of your avatar and you are in like ...none of your comics

get it together
User avatar #16418 - nigalthornberry (03/24/2014) [-]
Hey how you been?
User avatar #16402 - feglol (03/22/2014) [-]
touch me
User avatar #16403 to #16402 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
i haven't hear someone say that to me in over a year :c
User avatar #16404 to #16403 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Well that makes it better
User avatar #16405 to #16404 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
hows life treating you?
User avatar #16406 to #16405 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Got a good job and moved. Planning on going back to school once everything gets settled and Lean and Johnathan feel comfortable alone.

How about you.
User avatar #16407 to #16406 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
im alright bro, i miss my ex gf immensely for some reason.. guess i still got to find the perfect girl to replace her
User avatar #16410 to #16407 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
This is got to be the first time ive logged into this account in at least half a year.

mmm that semi deep blue.
User avatar #16411 to #16410 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
i miss the old 2011-12 FJ days... good times man good times
User avatar #16414 to #16411 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
The quadra squad .

Seanessy, Me, you, Eiad.

Those times on funnyjunk are legitimately one of the happiest points in my life. Coming on fj during that time and having a real group of friends i could be so casual with at my computer, really did get me through some hard times.
User avatar #16408 to #16407 - feglol (03/23/2014) [-]
Shes out there. Waiting. She could be even masturbating.

Until then you have me
User avatar #16409 to #16408 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
awww yisss im always happy with you bb <3

for some reason i think i've lost all game... i need to get out more
User avatar #16412 to #16409 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]


You just gotta get out, meet a girl you like, lay on the moves, and impress the chick with the helicopter dick.
User avatar #16413 to #16412 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
wasn't helicopter dicking a 1999 thing?
User avatar #16415 to #16413 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
Some gurls dig retro.
User avatar #16416 to #16415 - irwincardozo (03/23/2014) [-]
oh btw, what happened to that post yesterday where all them girlies were posting their pics
User avatar #16417 to #16416 - cjsixtyseven (03/23/2014) [-]
legend has it hundreds of funnyjunkers furiously fapped themselves to death.
#16397 - dalgaard (03/19/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2?
#16398 to #16397 - irwincardozo (03/20/2014) [-]
im still waiting for it to come out for PC
#16399 to #16398 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Game's great.

A bit easier than Dark Souls though.

Let me rephrase that. Less hard, lol.
User avatar #16400 to #16399 - irwincardozo (03/20/2014) [-]
im playing Castlevania LOS2 atm... gonna finish that **** first, then finish MG Rising then gonna play DS2

how's you lately bbz?
User avatar #16401 to #16400 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Things going alright i guess.

Installing Thief at the moment. Time to check that **** out.
User avatar #16395 - dalgaard (03/11/2014) [-]
Hey bro. Hows it hanging.


Also - One of your comics got posted on GymMemes on facebook lol. Nice.
User avatar #16396 to #16395 - irwincardozo (03/12/2014) [-]
hey babe... looking good with all the pics and all the babes... hows it going otherwise bubbski?
User avatar #16392 - theassmancometh (03/05/2014) [-]
Are you at church getting ashes, Patrick?
User avatar #16393 to #16392 - irwincardozo (03/06/2014) [-]
i did like 25 hours back... did you?
User avatar #16389 - kosmojunk (03/03/2014) [-]
Can you draw something for me?
User avatar #16390 to #16389 - irwincardozo (03/03/2014) [-]
present your request
User avatar #16391 to #16390 - kosmojunk (03/03/2014) [-]
i would reeeaaaally like you to draw a cool 1920x1080 wallpaper with lots of cool stuff happening for example dolan and doge and stuff. And in the middle the name Sean Stars (my name)

I would be soooo thankful man!
User avatar #16384 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
happy bd bro lol my bd is on Thursday
User avatar #16385 to #16384 - irwincardozo (02/25/2014) [-]
hold me whore
#16386 to #16385 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
yo bro i love ya
yo bro i love ya
#16387 to #16386 - irwincardozo (02/25/2014) [-]
does my physique please you?
#16388 to #16387 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
soo hot bby i came right now so bro how is that new gf?
User avatar #16379 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
What's up with you and daalgard? Do you think he's cuter than me?
User avatar #16380 to #16379 - irwincardozo (02/24/2014) [-]
well he doesnt judge me like you do when im in the bed waiting for you
User avatar #16381 to #16380 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
Well maybe if you get that nose job I suggested 1000 times, I'll find you attractive again.
User avatar #16382 to #16381 - irwincardozo (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY BIZ FOR ONCE?!
User avatar #16383 to #16382 - theassmancometh (02/24/2014) [-]
WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR NOSE OUT OF DOCTOR LIPSCHITZ CROTCH FOR ONCE. HOE.
#16376 - dalgaard (02/23/2014) [-]
Happy birthday man.
#16377 to #16376 - irwincardozo (02/23/2014) [-]
thank you my love
#16378 to #16377 - dalgaard (02/23/2014) [-]
You're welcome <3
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User avatar #16371 - theassmancometh (02/20/2014) [-]
Can someone check on Irwin? I think he actually pulled the trigger this time.
#16370 - dalgaard (02/15/2014) [-]
...So this is the story about how my last 3 days of skiing turned to **** :

It had been a beautiful week with lovely weather and great snow, but on the 3ird last day we stopped up on the middle of the hill because we heard a woman fall behind us. A man obviously came to help her from behind as she looked like she was in pain, but he took an even worse fall and we had to phone the helicopter-medics. The guy gets picked up and put in the helicopter and it flies up 15 meters (without closing the shuttle) and the engine just suddenly dies (as if there had been an EMP or some weird **** ) and started to fall. The guy then falls out and dies..

Then the 2nd last day I took a jump from the off-pist, as the retard i am, usually do. The jump had a ****** shape which my face and body found out as i face-planted the snow and ****** up my shoulder. That resulted in me being unable to skii the last day which was supposed to be the best day of them all according to weather. And may i note it hurts as **** .

The last day is the worst though. I sit at home 9 o'clock my dad calls me and i get informed that my mom has broken something in her back on the first ride of the day and they are at the hospital. Cool **** . I just sit here and cant do a ******* thing. She has to be shipped home in 2 days lying down in an air-craft and i cant even be with her or nothing. We are driving home tomorrow and we cant do **** about it.. These last 3 days has just been ****** up...

hold meh </3
#16372 to #16370 - irwincardozo (02/20/2014) [-]
i just come home from a business trip.


to this??!
#16373 to #16372 - dalgaard (02/20/2014) [-]
Even more happend bro... My best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends nieces died too..   
   
+ my oldest cousin in England has been diagnosed with cancer
Even more happend bro... My best friends cousin just hung himself and one of my girl friends nieces died too..

+ my oldest cousin in England has been diagnosed with cancer
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