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Date Signed Up:3/01/2012
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#16314 - i rub yo feet with peebutt butter k <3  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16316 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
the music is too loud
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#16318 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
not as loud as my t-shirt atm
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#16319 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i wish i was at home playing video games
#16321 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
im playing vid games atm

how come no one invites me for parties?? why mom! why?! ;_;
#16313 - i means goochie buying chloroform, banana's and a pet…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16315 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
but i dont wanna knock you out and take advantage of you!
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#16317 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
yes that wouldn't be the catholic thing to do

wanna parise Allah for a bit?
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#16320 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i came here for free pies! i want a pie in me nao!
#16327 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Ay bb. Hes gone now. I'll give you that cream pie.
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#16328 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
WHOA DUDE. not like that!

but if we are proceeding then i'd like a cherry on top
#16310 - jeez louise that's a nice dress you're wearing …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/18/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16311 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
dafuq is a goohie and howd u know i was wearin a dress. should i go home? is kinda creeped out, nawmean.
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#16313 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
i means goochie

buying chloroform, banana's and a pet chimpanzee later tonight :3

get that dress off, homie
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#16315 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
but i dont wanna knock you out and take advantage of you!
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#16317 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
yes that wouldn't be the catholic thing to do

wanna parise Allah for a bit?
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#16320 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i came here for free pies! i want a pie in me nao!
#16327 - showmeyourbumhole (01/18/2014) [-]
Ay bb. Hes gone now. I'll give you that cream pie.
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#16328 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
WHOA DUDE. not like that!

but if we are proceeding then i'd like a cherry on top
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#16312 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
my feet hurt.
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#16314 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
i rub yo feet with peebutt butter k <3
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#16316 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
the music is too loud
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#16318 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
not as loud as my t-shirt atm
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#16319 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
i wish i was at home playing video games
#16321 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
im playing vid games atm

how come no one invites me for parties?? why mom! why?! ;_;
#257 - u r mi sunshine, k 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
#255 - dis nice pi k  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
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#257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#253 - can you apply some lotion on my back?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
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#256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
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#257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#251 - well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
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#254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
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#256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
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#257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#249 - mama dont let me eat gluten  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
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#251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
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#252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
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#254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
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#256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
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#257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#247 - wut  [+] (10 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
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#249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
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#250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
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#251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
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#252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
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#254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
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#256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar
#257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#245 - no but im just trying to look cool i just …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
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#247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
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#248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
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#249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
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#250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
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#251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
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#252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
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#254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
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#256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
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#257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#243 - sori im bizi biing weed  [+] (14 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#244 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
YOU SMOKE WEED?!
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#245 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no but im just trying to look cool


i just woke up, im applying some body lotion on my bod
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#246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
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#247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
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#248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
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#249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
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#250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar
#251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
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#252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar
#254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
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#256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar
#257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#240 - no iz okay... i gess  [+] (16 new replies) 01/18/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#242 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
u chenge yerrs k?
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#243 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
sori im bizi biing weed
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#244 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
YOU SMOKE WEED?!
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#245 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no but im just trying to look cool


i just woke up, im applying some body lotion on my bod
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#246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
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#247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
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#248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
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#249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
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#250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar
#251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
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#252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
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#254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar
#256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar
#257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#230 - it's time to change your profile pic  [+] (18 new replies) 01/17/2014 on allisonfirex's profile 0
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#233 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
is dis one not gud enough or wayyt
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#240 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no iz okay... i gess
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#242 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
u chenge yerrs k?
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#243 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
sori im bizi biing weed
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#244 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
YOU SMOKE WEED?!
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#245 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
no but im just trying to look cool


i just woke up, im applying some body lotion on my bod
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#246 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
you know what i wouldve done if you said you did smoke? ):<
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#247 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
wut
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#248 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
eat a pie
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#249 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
mama dont let me eat gluten
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#250 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
naaah bro, it'd be a pie made out of your weed! THC! but you aint got nun so i guess u get diabetus from sugar pies
User avatar
#251 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for being honest
User avatar
#252 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
why dont you give me a pie?
#253 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
can you apply some lotion on my back?
User avatar
#254 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
yeah ok. give pie nao!
#255 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
dis nice pi k
User avatar
#256 - allisonfirex (01/18/2014) [-]
aw hell yea 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
now put QT in front of it!
User avatar
#257 - irwincardozo (01/18/2014) [-]
u r mi sunshine, k
#177 - i've spend more hours modding the game than actually playing it 01/16/2014 on Skyrim +1
#16307 - dont do it man just don't man. she's not worth it …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#16305 - staph man  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16306 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
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#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#16303 - dont, say that man...just.... just dont man....  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16304 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
</3
#16305 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
staph man
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#16306 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
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#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#16301 - no but for real, get another girl you can do be…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16302 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
But nobody wants me man ;_;
#16303 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont, say that man...just.... just dont man....
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#16304 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
</3
#16305 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
staph man
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#16306 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
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#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#16299 - gt sum biches 4 sum **** bra no but seriousl…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16300 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
Tbh, I have no fucking clue. She's just always been like that, on, off, on, off etc.

Maybe its got something to do with her period or sum shit..
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#16301 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
no but for real, get another girl

you can do better, slut
#16302 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
But nobody wants me man ;_;
#16303 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont, say that man...just.... just dont man....
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#16304 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
</3
#16305 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
staph man
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#16306 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
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#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#16297 - give her the D, bro  [+] (11 new replies) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16298 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
its not that easy man, it's pretty fukken akward. But shes so hot and fit with nice tits man and im like i dunno man, why
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#16299 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
gt sum biches 4 sum fuck bra

no but seriously, whats the deal with her?
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#16300 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
Tbh, I have no fucking clue. She's just always been like that, on, off, on, off etc.

Maybe its got something to do with her period or sum shit..
User avatar
#16301 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
no but for real, get another girl

you can do better, slut
#16302 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
But nobody wants me man ;_;
#16303 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont, say that man...just.... just dont man....
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#16304 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
</3
#16305 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
staph man
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#16306 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
User avatar
#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#16295 - oh... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..oh the N?  [+] (13 new replies) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16296 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
the n
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#16297 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
give her the D, bro
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#16298 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
its not that easy man, it's pretty fukken akward. But shes so hot and fit with nice tits man and im like i dunno man, why
User avatar
#16299 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
gt sum biches 4 sum fuck bra

no but seriously, whats the deal with her?
User avatar
#16300 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
Tbh, I have no fucking clue. She's just always been like that, on, off, on, off etc.

Maybe its got something to do with her period or sum shit..
User avatar
#16301 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
no but for real, get another girl

you can do better, slut
#16302 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
But nobody wants me man ;_;
#16303 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont, say that man...just.... just dont man....
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#16304 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
</3
#16305 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
staph man
User avatar
#16306 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
User avatar
#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#16293 - which one?  [+] (15 new replies) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
#16294 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh.. u know
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#16295 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
oh... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..oh

the N?
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#16296 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
the n
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#16297 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
give her the D, bro
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#16298 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
its not that easy man, it's pretty fukken akward. But shes so hot and fit with nice tits man and im like i dunno man, why
User avatar
#16299 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
gt sum biches 4 sum fuck bra

no but seriously, whats the deal with her?
User avatar
#16300 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
Tbh, I have no fucking clue. She's just always been like that, on, off, on, off etc.

Maybe its got something to do with her period or sum shit..
User avatar
#16301 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
no but for real, get another girl

you can do better, slut
#16302 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
But nobody wants me man ;_;
#16303 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont, say that man...just.... just dont man....
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#16304 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
</3
#16305 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
staph man
User avatar
#16306 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
User avatar
#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#577 - your face... i miss looking at it 01/16/2014 on skuser's profile 0
#16291 - i asked for the poop coloured text  [+] (17 new replies) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16292 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
i know u did you dirty whore


So that chick started snapchatting me
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#16293 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
which one?
#16294 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh.. u know
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#16295 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
oh... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..oh

the N?
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#16296 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
the n
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#16297 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
give her the D, bro
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#16298 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
its not that easy man, it's pretty fukken akward. But shes so hot and fit with nice tits man and im like i dunno man, why
User avatar
#16299 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
gt sum biches 4 sum fuck bra

no but seriously, whats the deal with her?
User avatar
#16300 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
Tbh, I have no fucking clue. She's just always been like that, on, off, on, off etc.

Maybe its got something to do with her period or sum shit..
User avatar
#16301 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
no but for real, get another girl

you can do better, slut
#16302 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
But nobody wants me man ;_;
#16303 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont, say that man...just.... just dont man....
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#16304 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
</3
#16305 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
staph man
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#16306 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
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#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
#16289 - bubski  [+] (19 new replies) 01/16/2014 on irwincardozo's profile 0
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#16290 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
sup man, how've u been.

Nice poop colour btw.
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#16291 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
i asked for the poop coloured text
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#16292 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
i know u did you dirty whore


So that chick started snapchatting me
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#16293 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
which one?
#16294 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh.. u know
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#16295 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
oh... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..oh

the N?
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#16296 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
the n
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#16297 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
give her the D, bro
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#16298 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
its not that easy man, it's pretty fukken akward. But shes so hot and fit with nice tits man and im like i dunno man, why
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#16299 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
gt sum biches 4 sum fuck bra

no but seriously, whats the deal with her?
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#16300 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
Tbh, I have no fucking clue. She's just always been like that, on, off, on, off etc.

Maybe its got something to do with her period or sum shit..
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#16301 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
no but for real, get another girl

you can do better, slut
#16302 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
But nobody wants me man ;_;
#16303 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont, say that man...just.... just dont man....
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#16304 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
</3
#16305 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
staph man
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#16306 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
I... I cant


im gonna an hero
#16307 - irwincardozo (01/16/2014) [-]
dont do it man

just don't man. she's not worth it

think about, yo mama
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#16308 - dalgaard (01/16/2014) [-]
oh lawd

my mama has cancer
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#16613 - theassmancometh (03/27/2016) [-]
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