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Interests: transformers,decepticons,killing autobots
Date Signed Up:6/20/2012
Last Login:3/06/2014
Location:Sacramento
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#35 - They know it better then I. 02/02/2013 on Love 0
#267 - I just met her,I'll just ask her,if things go well,awesome,if …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Truth 0
User avatar #271 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
No worries man. Good luck to you, bro!
#262 - Thanks,but i don't drink,so i'll just give her a flower on val…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Truth 0
User avatar #264 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
If you're good mates with her, just say something like 'So how's the relationship front treating you these days?' Small talk, bro. Just be casual!
User avatar #267 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I just met her,I'll just ask her,if things go well,awesome,if not,oh well,wouldn't be a first time. Thanks though,you're a bro.
User avatar #271 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
No worries man. Good luck to you, bro!
#71 - Isn't there a "feel" channel? There's a reason for i… 02/02/2013 on feels that is all +12
#212 - I'm not sure if i like that... but until a grass/dragon st… 02/02/2013 on Gen 6 Starters 0
#229 - So i should be sort of direct,and on the third week whisper in…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Truth 0
User avatar #257 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
and that's when the friendzone will engulf you. Trust me, it's happened to me, you just gotta grow the balls and ask her out. What I do is do it at a party or something so if they say no you can just be like 'I was so drunk i didn't know what I was saying!' It's brilliant.
User avatar #262 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks,but i don't drink,so i'll just give her a flower on valentines day,or some other corny crap.
Just have to figure out if she has a boyfriend or not,what's the easiest way to do that?
\
User avatar #264 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
If you're good mates with her, just say something like 'So how's the relationship front treating you these days?' Small talk, bro. Just be casual!
User avatar #267 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I just met her,I'll just ask her,if things go well,awesome,if not,oh well,wouldn't be a first time. Thanks though,you're a bro.
User avatar #271 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
No worries man. Good luck to you, bro!
#203 - I was speaking of empoleon, but I'm gonna choose grass. No mat…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Gen 6 Starters -1
User avatar #207 - zionsype (02/02/2013) [-]
He's supposed to be Grass/dark
User avatar #212 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if i like that...
but until a grass/dragon starter comes out,I guess it's better then just plain ol' grass.
#217 - Thanks,but I'll keep to dropping subtle hints until she shows …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Truth 0
User avatar #221 - dotzero (02/02/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat, just fyi, some girls, like me for example, won't get the hint unless your direct with them. It's hard to tell apart flirting with just being polite nowadays.
#229 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
So i should be sort of direct,and on the third week whisper in her ear...

No,but seriously I just throw some compliments her way whenever i can,and just genuinely be a gentlemen towards her and pretty much a cunt towards everyone else.
User avatar #257 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
and that's when the friendzone will engulf you. Trust me, it's happened to me, you just gotta grow the balls and ask her out. What I do is do it at a party or something so if they say no you can just be like 'I was so drunk i didn't know what I was saying!' It's brilliant.
User avatar #262 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks,but i don't drink,so i'll just give her a flower on valentines day,or some other corny crap.
Just have to figure out if she has a boyfriend or not,what's the easiest way to do that?
\
User avatar #264 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
If you're good mates with her, just say something like 'So how's the relationship front treating you these days?' Small talk, bro. Just be casual!
User avatar #267 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I just met her,I'll just ask her,if things go well,awesome,if not,oh well,wouldn't be a first time. Thanks though,you're a bro.
User avatar #271 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
No worries man. Good luck to you, bro!
#188 - Yes,but in my opinion starters are getting more and more op. w…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Gen 6 Starters -1
User avatar #200 - zionsype (02/02/2013) [-]
The water is supposed to be Water/Ice, but some are saying he'll be Water/fighting
User avatar #203 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I was speaking of empoleon, but I'm gonna choose grass. No matter what.
User avatar #207 - zionsype (02/02/2013) [-]
He's supposed to be Grass/dark
User avatar #212 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if i like that...
but until a grass/dragon starter comes out,I guess it's better then just plain ol' grass.
User avatar #189 - elbrysobrony (02/02/2013) [-]
It's not just about typing. It's also about how they can be used.
#204 - So are you saying instead of getting to know a girl you're int…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Truth 0
User avatar #214 - dotzero (02/02/2013) [-]
I said 'learn how to ask a girl out' to put it simply, but I guess I have to write a paragraph about that anyway. What I meant was, once you get to know a girl, and you really like her, ask her out. Don't secretly have a crush on her for who knows how long because by the time you decide to gather up the courage to tell her, she could easily have found someone else(that is, if she was single to begin with.). And if she's not interested in you, she's not interested in you, until she shows otherwise.
User avatar #217 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks,but I'll keep to dropping subtle hints until she shows some sort of interest then I'll ask her out.
User avatar #221 - dotzero (02/02/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat, just fyi, some girls, like me for example, won't get the hint unless your direct with them. It's hard to tell apart flirting with just being polite nowadays.
#229 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
So i should be sort of direct,and on the third week whisper in her ear...

No,but seriously I just throw some compliments her way whenever i can,and just genuinely be a gentlemen towards her and pretty much a cunt towards everyone else.
User avatar #257 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
and that's when the friendzone will engulf you. Trust me, it's happened to me, you just gotta grow the balls and ask her out. What I do is do it at a party or something so if they say no you can just be like 'I was so drunk i didn't know what I was saying!' It's brilliant.
User avatar #262 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks,but i don't drink,so i'll just give her a flower on valentines day,or some other corny crap.
Just have to figure out if she has a boyfriend or not,what's the easiest way to do that?
\
User avatar #264 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
If you're good mates with her, just say something like 'So how's the relationship front treating you these days?' Small talk, bro. Just be casual!
User avatar #267 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I just met her,I'll just ask her,if things go well,awesome,if not,oh well,wouldn't be a first time. Thanks though,you're a bro.
User avatar #271 - steedawwg (02/02/2013) [-]
No worries man. Good luck to you, bro!
#178 - That's ironic because that is the only grass starter i didn't … 02/02/2013 on Gen 6 Starters 0
#174 - Venusaur is best,then torterra, in my opinion. 02/02/2013 on Gen 6 Starters 0
#172 - victini  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Gen 6 Starters 0
User avatar #184 - elbrysobrony (02/02/2013) [-]
Never said it was the only one.
User avatar #188 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes,but in my opinion starters are getting more and more op. water steel, now,fire and psychic.
User avatar #200 - zionsype (02/02/2013) [-]
The water is supposed to be Water/Ice, but some are saying he'll be Water/fighting
User avatar #203 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I was speaking of empoleon, but I'm gonna choose grass. No matter what.
User avatar #207 - zionsype (02/02/2013) [-]
He's supposed to be Grass/dark
User avatar #212 - ironhidethegreat (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if i like that...
but until a grass/dragon starter comes out,I guess it's better then just plain ol' grass.
User avatar #189 - elbrysobrony (02/02/2013) [-]
It's not just about typing. It's also about how they can be used.
#34 - Fine,it was a subtle hint. 02/01/2013 on Friday is tomorrow, be this... 0
#18 - Is it so rare to find a gentlemen now that we're making hilari…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2013 on /b/ -21
User avatar #22 - nang (02/01/2013) [-]
Lol you've totally missed the point.....

It's about taking the piss out of over the top feminism that just borders on ridiculous. Not about gentlemen and the such-like.

It's funny because it's taking the piss out of those feminists who say they are 'fighting for equality' but actually just see every act of a man almost as though it's rape.
#21 - anonymous (02/01/2013) [-]
No, it's that feminazis in particular make a big deal out of it when you're nice. Holding the door for them is like grabbing their titties in the town square. Pulling out a chair is like slapping their ass. Lifting something for them is like forcing them to stroke you. And everyone knows is basically rape to pay for someone's meal. And having all that be your pleasure isn't just rape - it's surprise buttsex.
User avatar #23 - nang (02/01/2013) [-]
Well said sir xD.
#12 - Picture 02/01/2013 on How I feel when I dress up +2
#33 - I enjoyed it... 02/01/2013 on Window And A Door +8
#214 - This...we need some more of it. 02/01/2013 on Worth the read +4
#29 - Dynamite..sorry.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on What Would Really Happen -3
User avatar #30 - tkdftw (01/31/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#240 - We're fucked when spiders take the shape of a $100 bill. 01/31/2013 on Nope! +10
#111 - Why doesn't she take her shirt off,rip it in half,wrap it arou… 01/31/2013 on Hay In A Needlestack 0
#265 - Have you never read "robin hood"? Really guy,yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on meanwhile in germany +1
User avatar #317 - latinotornado (01/31/2013) [-]
This has nothing to do with robin hood guy. Robin hood stole from the rich and CORRUPT. Not the generally rich. You're obviously the one who needs to read it.
#91 - Anon,love works in mysterious ways,he could love her. 01/30/2013 on how i expect valentines day... 0
#88 - Just do it,but it's best to give her a rose with a *note,and t… 01/30/2013 on how i expect valentines day... 0
#83 - That's why you find out who this guy is go to his workplace an… 01/30/2013 on how i expect valentines day... +1
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User avatar #22 - xxxcodsniperproxxx (01/26/2013) [-]
hey sexy, i'm back

how you doin today? <3
User avatar #17 - lupislord (12/17/2012) [-]
>Ironhide

>Decepticon

>wut?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ironhidethegreat (12/17/2012) [-]
Ironhide is the best transformer,but other then him the decepticons are better.
#19 to #18 - lupislord (12/17/2012) [-]
Predacon master race
#20 to #19 - ironhidethegreat (12/17/2012) [-]
i don't think so...
#21 to #20 - lupislord (12/18/2012) [-]
Waspinator up in this bitch
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